#the sides answer

[ask-rowans-sides]

How are you all today? :D

What are your favorite pastries/snacks?

We're all doing well!!! Rowan got to sleep in today so now I'm all full of energy! - Aspen

Speak for yourself... (Yawn) - Hazel

Oh hush, you, you're always tired. Now, in terms of snacks... I just adore cinnamon buns... They're simply delicious. - Wisteria

I know it'll sound basic as hell, but I could eat sausage rolls all day... Or those little cheese and onion pastry bites? Thosw are so good... - Aspen

I enjoy a pasty every now and again - honestly any kind, I'm yet to eat a pasty I have not enjoyed. - Willow

Does a bakewell tart count as a pastry? I love them.. they always remind me of home... - Sequoia

Muffins. I don't give a shit it's not a pastry, chocolate chip muffins. - Yew

Ooookay then, uh, well honestly I really like pain au chocolat - they're so good, especially warmed up - Hazel

I suppose I'll have to say croissants - especially almond ones, if I must... - Eden

Yes! You must! Oh I just gotta say jam tarts... They're just so cute and yummy! Thanks for the question! - Juniper

[ask-villegas-sides]

How's laddie?

Hey, sorry we haven’t been around! We’re scrambling to get all the information we can for Riley’s trip to Louisiana. Flint is short-circuiting it seems like. - Beckett

[Flint paces back and forth, muttering under his breath.]

Flight schedule, packing list, phone calls, health insurance. We have the needed flight information, so that’s taken care of, as well as Laddie’s being able to fly…. Riley really must begin packing, although getting him to do anything of the sort just makes him refuse and put it off. We made the call to the center to get the news that everything we need for EBT and insurance will have to be taken care of after we move, so no use worrying now…. But we do need to worry because what if we FORGET something? - Flint

Yeah, he’s a goner. - Beckett

Oh, he’s just- enthusiastic. - Lev

Enthusiastically wearing a hole in my patience with all the pacing. - Reese

Well, let’s just answer the question. Laddie is doing much better thanks to the medication, and he’s back to his usual self. - Lev

[chloesimaginationthings]

Vanesss was NOT doing her job in FNAF movie

[stinkybrowndogs]

I mean I get that’s it’s not the only contributing factor, but I’m curious exactly how much of the shelter dog over-population problem is actually due to poor dog ownership/management vs the housing crisis and economical stress. I’d be willing to bet by investing in social programs that give people the resources they need to care for their pets (cough cough affordable and free housing cough cough) that the amount of pets in shelters would dramatically drop. We can all sit here pointing fingers and screaming at each other until we are blue in the face, but if the owners basic needs are not being met, how can we hold them to a basic standard for their pets?

[dcxdpdabbles]

Danny: Hi, am I speaking to Petter Todd?

Jason: Yes. What is this regarding?

Danny: I saw your posting online for the house for rent, and I was wondering if it was still available?

Jason: Yes, it is. Can you tell me a little about yourself?

Danny: Sure. I'm a second year college student. I make about - I'm sorry, was that a gunshot?

Jason: No ,*bang bang* I live near a fireworks testing center.

Danny: .....okay anyway, I-

Goon: Boss we're surrounded!

Jason: I'm going to have to call you back Danny. Is this a good number?

Danny: Um yeah.

Enemy goon shouting: I'll kill you Red Hood!

Jason: *hangs up*

Danny staring at his phone in horror: I never told him my name.

Jazz: I told you the listing was too good to be true. Now we have Red Hood on our asses.

Danny crying: I'm sorry I have shit credit, Jazz. Not all of us knew to get a low limit secured credit card at 16!

[whatisamildopinion]

sorry but I just KNOW Riz and Penny have the most unhinged text chain known to man happening off screen

[askfordoodles]

"Young man, you cut that tsundere bullshit, I know what you're doing, I wasn't born yesterday." - Secret Brat Tamer Volkarin

[todayis-snowy]

who could he be looking at?

[gingermaple]

found ur blog thru cuteguy art, went to ur tags to look for more cuteguy art, SAW SANDERS SIDES MY DAY IS ABSOLUTELY MADE.

I love finding more sanders sides artists even if they dont draw for it anymore!! its such a nice surprise always :DDD

did a little virgil for my warmup, i'm glad my art made your day cause this ask made mine :D

[ask-rowans-sides]

Hello Miss Wisteria! I have a question for you — I heard you're in charge of dreams over there. Do you handcraft those? And, if so, are there any recent dreams you're most proud of? (from @virgeandhis-pocket-protector)

Why hello there!!!

I am indeed!!! I do tend to handcraft them, with some help from Yew and the subconscious of course!! Usually I'll pick out a few things, and we'll mash them together as we see fit! It often ends up with something not quite sensible! But it's quite a lot of fun!

I do really like the ones where I mess with Rowan's friends though, those are always rather fun!

- Wisteria

[ask-villegas-sides]

I don’t know if anyone has asked this, but what sides are there? I know the specific sides can differ from person to person. And too, what is each sides favorite and least favorite thing? (ex. food, book, music, object, etc.)

My favorite thing is listening to 5 Seconds of Summer or reading “Forest of Hands and Teeth”. My least favorite thing is mushrooms. - Beckett

Yes, we all aren’t fond of them. My favorite thing is listening to music that helps me to think and reading “Sound and the Fury”, as well as “Finnegan’s Wake”. - Flint

I love listening to musical theater soundtracks, especially “The Outsiders”. My favorite book is the “Wicked” book! - Reese

I love vegan ice cream and reading “The List” or “No Safety in Numbers”! My favorite movie is “Sandlot 3”. - Lev

I love eating chips, especially barbecue flavored ones. My favorite book is “How to Make Friends and Influence People”- Riley could use tips from there. - Pride

[allimili]

I’m here again to say an angst idea

( OKAY AND I KNOW YOU SAID IN THE TAGS YOU WANT TO STOP DRAWING SAD SMC but I lwk just wanted to let out my ideas rn so it’s perfectly really okay that you don’t want to do this ! ^_^ )

so I feel like after we died, the guilt inside shadow milk cookie is eating him alive and is coping hard so hard that he starts to hallucinate or smth that we’re still here

referencing to the pictures on the top

for some reason I can imagine pure vanilla pulling out an Elysia to see smc’s reaction or something but pure vanilla would NEVER do this ‼️‼️ (I think)

well feel free to skip this request considering I requested quite recently :3

Pure vanilla would never..but Truthless Recluse would...

[otaku553]

I really wanna here more about the time travel au. What would c!vanilla and r!vanilla think of each other?

Tbh! I can’t really tell by the abbreviations which one is c and r so I’m sorry about that 😔

But here’s a summary of what I think they think of each other:

On a conscious level both of them realize that the other is themself but they are so removed from each other in age and demeanor that they treat each other as different people, if that makes sense.

In young Pure Vanilla’s mind, he of course is scared of what in the future makes him turn so apathetic to the world, and so reluctant to give and receive kindness. But more importantly, his adult self needs comforting and healing and that’s what he can control and can do for him.

In Truthless Recluse’s (I’ve been calling him Dark Vanilla for the most part as an alias he would use in the AU) mind, he is prepared to protect his child self from Shadow Milk by any means possible and is initially on a hair trigger looking for any signs of Shadow Milk Cookie’s early influence. However, he is slowly but gradually realizing that Shadow Milk Cookie influenced his memories when they interacted, and re-experiencing them from this outside perspective is giving him a tiny bit more peace of mind for the safety of his child self. But this also means that he’s done a lot to himself in the future based on the words of Shadow Milk and is blaming himself for having changed so drastically. He doesn’t believe that he himself will ever be fit to hold the title of hero again, but he does believe that his child self’s potential is separate from his and that child Pure Vanilla, with his boundless kindness, is fully deserving of all the status and power to come his way in the future.

[peace-hunter]

I need to know what the thirteen’s reaction was to first seeing Bumblebee I bet they where like he is definitely our new nephew because Optimus is basically his dad no matter the continuity

they love him dearly <33 and optimus is not above using this to his advantage <333

haunted au

[sodapopseagull]

transmasc gale is clearly canon, what else would that magic underwear be for

I always headcanonned Gale's enchanted undies as a sort of moisture-wicking situation, as no wizard worth their spell components would suffer the indignity of swamp ass, HOWEVER, that means it would also help keep fresh and tidy during a cycle as well!

I think either Lae'zel or Karlach would be first in line to request enchanted underpants of their own? And that would quickly spiral into everyone wanting magic underwear because like, who wouldn't?

Imo, Gale's excitement to yap about his homebrewed dehydrating delicates enchantment would override the discomfort of talking about one anothers' undergarments. These are no longer his friend's undies, this is an opportunity for EDUCATION and FLEXING MAGICAL PROWESS 😤😤😤

[demaparbat-hp]

On your most recent From the Couch post... is that a dragon tattoo I see poking out of Zuko's collar? ...................may we see more of it?

You may see all of it.