#the side effect

[jeejyboard]

i thinkit would be cool if there was an omegaverse but for salmon instead of wolves. Like when the time comes certain members of society get really juicy musclewise and get yiffy fangs and are suddenly compelled to return to the neighborhood they grew up in and 96 hours later show up barefoot in full starvation mode and ravaged by walking through interstate traffic to fuck whoevwr smells the best in the local burger king. Then afterwards they die and disintegrate to be eaten by seagulls in the parking lot

[hinamie]

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[ghost-bxrd]

Prompt:

After Jason’s resurrection he finds that his body works… wrong somehow.

Some days he forgets to breathe until he wants to say something and finds there’s no air in lungs. Other days his body goes eerily cold until someone points out that his lips are blue and he needs to warm up.

And some days his heart stops beating in his sleeps.

It’s fine, really. It always starts again eventually a short while after he wakes up. And yeah, of course it was a bit scary the first couple times it happened but it’s not like his resurrection and Pit-dip came with an instruction manual, so this is probably pretty normal stuff, all things considered. He is kind of the definition of “undead”.

The real trouble starts when he forgets to mention those little details to the Batfamily when he stays over for the night.

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seal Is: Nvidia GPU

[artsarasp]

@aceofdivinechlorophyll You know I would die for Meng Mo????? I would! Everyone go read Inappropriate Use!!!

[hell0jon]

“First one to leave has to read the next statement”

It’s been 48 hours

[ithinkdogshouldvote]

2015 minecraft roleplay save me…

[0xycod0ne]

neil josten,, my muse,, my favourite blood soaked pathetic cat

[knightienight]

[violent138]

It's funny picturing Alfred cleaning up after the Bats, and doing something insane like jumping into the pool fully clothed to effortlessly toss out the weights they left at the bottom during breath training, climbing out unfazed and then he continues cleaning the garden or something.

[koszmarnybudyn]

I found a really good refrence... So Kayne.

Oh also the og refrence under the cut cause i did use it for the background:

[milkywayes]

there's only room for one on the door normandy float. [prints]

[mvmnbnv]

Vi before seeing the banners outside

Vi after

Sis is mad bro...

[sillysiluriforme]

Is there a cap on miraculous exposure? Like, if luka unified the mouse and snake and spent a million years looping would he just get worse and worse until he dies/shuts down or would he reach 100% exposure and stop there? (Become a snouse?)

No snouse ! You get to go to limbo until what's left of your soul is consumed by the primordial consciousness.

[morganbritton132]

Eddie posts a Tiktok like, “You know how you can tell that we just got home from our road-trip?”

Eddie flips the camera around and zooms in on Steve’s Nikes where they were kicked off at the front door, “Steve’s shoes.”

“Steve’s glasses,” He says, zooming in on the glasses sitting on the dining room table. “He’s never finding those again.”

“Also, Steve’s phone.” On the floor.

“Steve’s keys.” Also on the floor.

“Steve’s pants.” Inside out and thrown on the floor in the living room.

“And Steve,” Eddie says, zooming in on Steve passed out and snoring on the couch. He pans the camera down to the middle of his back to the cat, “That’s Joan! She missed us.”

Eddie flips the camera back around to him, sighs loudly before panning it down to Ozzy beside him, “Guess it’s up to you and me to unload the car, Oz.”

Ozzy walks off to lay down with Steve and Joan.

“Typical.”