#the shit christmas makes me watch
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Girl c/yberpunk edgerunners is so fucking boring
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OK THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL EVERYONE FUCKING REPEAT AFTER ME. THIS IS WHAT YOU WILL DO WHEN YOU WATCH MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL THIS YEAR:
You will navigate to the page on disney plus (and it has to be here. Unless someone has actually uploaded the REAL movie anywhere else you cannot get it elsewhere)
BUT YOU WILL NOT HIT PLAY. You won’t do it. Because it’s NOT THE REAL VERSION OF THE FILM AND DISNEY IS FUCKING LYING TO YOU AS IT ALWAYS DOES
You will scroll down HERE. To EXTRAS instead. You MUST GO HERE. This is non -negotiable
THEN YOU WILL SCROLL DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE EXTRAS AND YOU WILL THEN HIT PLAY ON THIS BAD BOY: THE FULL LENGTH VERSION
And you will watch it. And you will thank me for having been so blind and led astray by that stupid fucking mouse. You’re welcome.
#I’m so mad everyone I’m sorry I’m going to make sure EVERYONE sees the proper version of mcc this year or die trying#literally this song is so important to the narrative and the film is so fucking hollow without it#if you grew up with disney’s bullshit version and thought it was good WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE THIS SHIT#please. please watch the REAL version of this film. it means a lot to me ok#the muppet christmas carol#for the love of god please people
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1) I’m giving this boy longer hair in his animated 2 year time skip, 2) I knew my instinct with swapping him from zeo red to hellion blue was on the money. Look at that lovely navy in his coat 💕💕 3) boy you are not slick, look at that knowing look from Grandma Kat. Kid seems to be trying to keep it on the downlow but I can’t tell if that’s from his grandparents and parents or just the brother. 4)
And here we have our own version of Supernatural’s Sam Old Man Wig lol. You can see the brown side burns I can’t 🤣🤣🤣🤣
#but even his old man version has short hair#given the grandkids are at least ten years apart (I’m guessing this one is 16 or 17 and baby brother is at least six or seven)#it feels pretty right for my story that they’re half brothers#seriously I kinda wonder what a ZEO would look like with the grandkids#I’m not exploring it but I’m curious as hell#at the very least for mr not slick here#given the invention of Apple Watches he actually has plausible deniability#which is actually pretty fun and cool lol#also also; it’s snowing pretty heavily on this particular Christmas#I’ll change it to anything that makes the most sense#I just like the idea it’s not the area it’s just the rangers so wherever they go#becomes the monster and alien capitol of the world#it also scares the shit out of me thinking about Drakkon encountering this Tommy#he’s an old man#Drakkon’s got to contend with the grandson#did he???#was one of the zeo rangers this kid?
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Every Film I Watch In 2023:
236. Krampus (2015)
#krampus#krampus (2015)#2023filmgifs#my gifs#tw: horror#it's 2 Dec and so the Christmas films begin#no it won't just be Christmas horror#sadly not so many Christmas horror films that I'm actually interested in#too many damned slashers#which bore me to tears#give me the Christmas supernatural horror#that's my shit#and too little of that around#luckily i love Michael Dougherty films#and he did not disappoint#i just love his visuals and his sense of humour so much#it's just as dark and grim and fucked up as mine#and his visuals are as gorgeous as i want#it's an actual delight to make gifs of his films#cos you brighten them up and there's all this detail that literally comes to light#whereas other films you brighten them#and it still looks like shit#but no his films have texture and interesting detail#three out of three films i've watched of his now#and i've loved every one#not much characterisation here#but that's okay#it's the actual story and its dark sensibility that i enjoy so much#and how fucken hawt is that krampus tongue#fuck yeah
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I apologize to all my fellow Halloween people but I already started listening to Christmas music
#christmas#christmas music#halloween#I have an excuse#I feel like shit#and it makes me happy#But yeah I know I am 2 months early#Might even watch dash and Lily#I am so sorry#but I feel no shame
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hi it’s my birthday tomorrow
#had to redo this since someone left a comment that bummed me out a lot#well… didn’t HAVE to but I didn’t like seeing the notification#guess I could have just deleted their comment… shit… didn’t think about that#hey uhhhh please don’t be mean to me about my birthday. I’m just a sad lil guy 🥺#I already dislike my birthday. I hate feeling older. like I’m wasting my life.#it’s already usually an afterthought since it’s Christmas Eve#but with my mom’s surgery it’s even more of an afterthought and I’m so stressed and I have to take care of my bros and I’m just not great 😬#like… what do I even want to do tomorrow?#I’d love to just sleep in and eat junk and maybe go see a movie#but I have to go drive 40 minutes to see my mom and if I try to cut the visit short I’ll just feel guilty#so… I guess I’m spending my birthday watching my mom shake and cry in pain 🤷🏻♂️#which can be okay! I mean not okay but I can 100%… well… 85% live with that. it’s okay. it’s just a day.#but fuck does it hurt when people just ignore it or downplay it or make jokes about my birthday this year#people don’t have to care about my birthday. strangers online don’t have to care. it’s whatever.#and I’m not even mad at anyone in particular. I just… yeah.. I just can’t take negative jokes about it right now.#I’m trying not to be specific! I don’t want to be mean! nobody is being mean to me! it’s okay!#im just a sensitive baby that just wants people to be nice to him for the next 24 hours#…. I’m sad!#I think I’ll just be mean to everyone tomorrow#…. lol like I could do that. pfffttt I’ll bend over backwards for my family and I’ll be glad to do it. mostly.#it’ll be okay#days are 24 hours. I’m sure I can squeeze some good stuff in between the bad. that’s life babyyyy#and I love you and I appreciate you to no one in particular and I’m sorry I’m so sensitive#my mutuals are great#you’re all great. unless you aren’t. but we won’t talk about that.#ok you can ignore this#text
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Husbands
Husbands that look like they're being interrogated because it's almost 4 am and I spent my entire day painting walls
#Venting!!!!!!!!#im just venting idk im tired i have gym everyday and gym gives me massive anxiety so yayy#im kinda just making up for lost time specifically cuz it was around people im not comfortable witb#my family i mean#i was so sore when i got done i had to move a shit ton of furniture and i hit my head on a dresser#im just watching timtoks to make myself cry because i haven't properly cried in like 6 months and with my fucking life thats unhealthy :D#my cat died on Christmas eve aswell!!!#anyway yeah husbands#they're literally orbs from a childrens video game i am 15 i am a sophomore this is stupid stupid fuckin penguin i hate him#no i dont i love him#DOMT WVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE ENO BITCH HE HAS SUCH A CHOKEHOLD ON ME#THIS IS THE SECOND TIME IN LIKE 2 YEARS IVE BEEN OBSESSED WITH HIM I LITERALLY THINK ABOUT HIM ALL DAY EVERYDAY#i have issues#i just realized i misspelled emo im so tired im not rewriting that im talking bout mk he matches my other intersts more thats why i love him#one of my favorite childhood movies is interview with the vampire ofc i love him#im gonna eat ramen and prepare myself to lie to the nurse tomorrow cuz im not going to gym#i have the biggest urge to just keep thping if only i had this spark in school i hate my brain bro
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Have I…posted anything for this au?
#kyle brovlofski#south park#service dogs#fanfiction#my art#merry christmas 2023#lmao I’m losing my shit#My whole family’s sick rn#Take disabled Kyle bc he makes me feel better#And all my plans with my mom were canceled💀#He doesn’t know Stan btw :D#wrong number au#woah these bitches gay#Kyle no doubt watches the Rockabye Musical on loop#I posted a chapter of this on ao3 back in July#If you look up Non-Stop Notifications it’s posted with the same user as on here#I wanna upload another chapter if I have time#wip: non stop notifications
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Man, I sure love shows about the hopeless future of the earth in the face of capitalism and climate change (<- me when I fucking lie)
#guess who watched the first two episodes of extrapolations#normally it’s just the dread/deep anxiety that hits hard with this shit but this time I got the sobbing and feeling hopeless effect too!#so that’s nice!#shit like this literally makes me not want to live here anymore like I usually survive on the little things. yk like those tumblr posts-#about little joys in life or like idk human kindness or something but shit like that always hits those things like a wrecking ball#suddenly makes it feel like no amount of everyday kindness could ever even hope to outweigh the fucking evil shit humans do to each other#and the world at large#luckily the attitude never lasts because frankly its not survivable long or short term for me#but anyways yikes! I kinda fuckin deeply hate humans!#(for the next ~24 hrs)#the grief + rage is immense with this ones lads. would not recommend.#extrapolations#extrapolations apple tv#my sister wanted to watch this show and I regret agreeing to it#idk about you guys but I’m spending my christmas eve sobbing in the bathroom about beautiful creatures going extinct and humanity—#/the systems being too fucking greedy to give a shit about lives lost and climate refugees and people dying from war or poverty etc. ….#me talking
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my day is already shit enough what do you mean the response video is finally coming out and keemstar is the one who announced it
#text#whatever im not watching that thing until after christmas#if i even actually watch it tbh#bc frankly i’ve said this from the beginning all of the proven stuff makes me uncomfortable#even if everything he did was legal i still think it’s fucking weird and he needs to make a fucking better divide between fan and friend#as a cc all he does is fuck up make a shitty response and then say love you guys ❤️#tired of his ass just fucking. doing or saying weird shit and everyone being like Well my poor baby dream was raised in a hole and never#spoke to another human being before um… idk four years ago#PLUS HIS ASS KEEPS LYING ABOUT HOW OLD AMANDA WAS AND IT IRKS THE FUCK OUT OF ME#AND HE ALSO LIED ABOUT NOT KNOWING SHE WAS A FAN WHEN HER FIRST FUCKING MESSAGE WAS ABOUT HIS CONTENT GETTING HER THROUGH A ROUGH TIME#whatever. hope he explodes at the end of the video‼️‼️
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Peter forces the marauders to watch Christmas movies starting November 1st and he spends every minute making fun of them. like there is not a minute that goes by without commentary because otherwise what’s the fun in it
#me and Peter: a love story#i too can never stfu in front of Christmas movies because the movies are shit but I make it fun#Peter my favorite comedian#sirius and James try to be as funny as Peter whne watching Christmas movies but they fall short#remus just sits there groaning because he doesn’t want to be subjected to such shit cinema#but when Peter makes an especially funny comment he’s the one that laughs the hardest#marauders christmas#marauders era#sirius black#christmas movies#remus lupin#james potter#peter pettigrew
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not to sound like a broken record but I really do wish I had time to work on all my projects or just. write at all
#theoretically i should have time but i'm so exhausted and overwhelmed in my free time that it's just not happening#my stupid job keeps giving me overtime and horrible shifts and people are just becoming more insane the closer we get to fucking christmas#and they keep having me do a million things at once and making me do shit no one even ever showed me and i'm not actually allowed to do???#like i'm not qualified i don't have authorisation. and yet i have to do it because my incapable coworker can't and keeps telling me#to do it because she doesn't know what to do. bitch idk either no one has shown me this before but YOU did learn????#and i'm just tired. i don't sleep well. i don't eat well either lately because i don't have the time#i have to take care of my flat and the groceries and my atupid fucking body hygiene and all i can do after is lay down and watch youtube#i want to write but i'm so tired#i'm so stressed i just want to do things i enjoy#honestly at this point i almost hope they fire me. i could just apply for wellfare and i would probably get more money than they're paying#rayrambles
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#'hold your breath and hold on tight‚ hunker down‚ try not to cry'#'tell the critters that you love‚ that you love them‚ that's enough'#'cause there's no stopping what's to come‚ some shit's just etched into the stars‚ calamities you can't outrun'#it's been a difficult six months or so after being presented with some inevitable future losses‚ you kind of just disengage with everything#then try to stay distracted with busywork and things that don't take much focus. It's infuriating when something's happening and you#can't do anything to help or change the outcome or fix it. It's just there and happening and you have to watch and do nothing even knowing#where it's potentially going. And the worst part is‚ it can look like it's getting better and things can look promising‚ and in a span of#days it's all downhill. And I did not expect one of my stupid little distractions to punch me in the face with my reality‚ but here we are.#Our roof is finally fixed though‚ so there's that. It rained for two days and the rain stayed outside instead of coming in. It's been a#good number of years since that was the case. I learned how to make a custard pie last month. The spiral ham I like is on a good sale and#I'm getting one for Christmas. I gave in and spent $150 on UGG men's boots because the ones I had to buy to be in a wedding party five#years ago impressed me but were women's boots. They're super warm. I found a Christmas card that was the leg lamp from A Christmas Story to#send to a friend. Someone gave my housemate Wawa gift cards and now we're fully stocked on free egg nog. A rep at work brought me a little#holiday bag at work with a 'champagne' bottle of french vanilla hot chocolate mix and some nice candy. There's a squirrel who's gotten#spoiled by getting peanuts and now he hangs outside my second-story window on the tree and barks at me to demand more. Rent is going down#in my city of choice and hopefully things go well to move out of this city by the end of next year. Humans are going back to the moon. The#Webb Telescope has been showing us things at the edge of the galaxy I never thought I'd see. Otters and bats and owls and cats exist.#Humans have achieved net positive nuclear fusion...we made a star in a bottle. It's too early to be up right now on a Saturday.
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so i just set bad buddy on mydramalist from 9.5 to 10 stars and with that bad buddy is now above theory of love
this is relevant because up until now theory of love was the only drama with a 10/10 rating on my completed-list. and i couldn't get myself to put bad buddy at 10/10 since due to the alphabetical order theory of love would have gotten pushed down to no. 2
but now i finally could
i think it's safe to say that i'm finally. truly. well over my very own personal irl-khai
#it took me 2.5 years but here i am!!!!#during christmas break i saw my irl-khai at youth group for a bit#(he was about to leave just as i arrived)#there was a girl with him#i think it was his girlfriend (at least that's what i assumed idk i didn't talk to them)#anyway it didn't hurt!!!! it didn't make me feel like shit!!!! i was okay!!!!#so far i never wanted to see (or even hear about) his girlfriend and then i ran into them completely unprepared for this situation. and i#i was. completely fine????????#and look at me now. putting bbs above tol#growth indeed. growth indeed.#i don't wanna brag but. i'm fucking proud of myself#airenyah plappert#bbs#tol#no but tol will forever have a very special place in my heart as THE most cathartic things i've ever watched (up until now)#it was like looking into a mirror and it played a big part in how i reflected on my situation and how i dealt with it#i would watch tol over and over again whenever i needed a reminder not to get close to my irl-khai again after i took a step back#as a reminder to myself how unlike superior (fictional) khai my very own irl-khai did NOT go through character development#and i don't mean i ever needed him to realize any hidden romantic feelings for me#i'd be happy enough if he at least realized how he hurt me back then. how his behaviour caused me a lot of pain#i've tried to explain it to him on multiple occasions but he just. doesn't get it. and he's surely never reflected on anything i've said#anyway he's mostly out of my life now and it's better that way#we're back to where we were almost a decade ago: talking only when we happen to be at youth group on the same day#i'm fine i'm fine i'm fine and i am sooo so happy about this and now bbs is above tol on my watch list even can you believe
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my best friend is dragging me back into the craft kicking and screaming
#like the last two years I was on a big kick of studying it and then I had to stop when some shit hit the fan#but I might be getting back into it 🧍🏼♀️#my friend has been really obsessed with her practice lately and having Aphrodite as a deity and today we went shopping for craft-related#and it’s just#it was so fun watching her be excited about it that it got me excited too#so anyways I picked up a book on candle magic#my mom got me candle making supplies for Christmas so I think this could work out well for me#well#better than last time at least#although last time is completely my fault I kept going with a ritual despite so many signs to stop and I paid for it#can’t get much worse than last time at least#witchcraft#candle magic
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i am more stressed than i’ve been in years and i literally wanna cry the only thing keeping me together is after next wednesday it will basically all be over
#i’ve got a lot of school shit going on#and i really need to do well in these classes to keep my gpa up so i can apply to the mortuary program#the only thing keeping me going#is that after the semester ends i’m gonna get together with friends and watch star wars and make spritz cookies#and at christmas my friend evan is getting me penguin sheets because i’ve had these same penguin sheets since i was 14 but they’ve got a#massive hole in them but i refuse to have any other sheets cause i love these but he showed me a picture of the ones he’s getting and theyre#so cute but i’m gonna miss my current sheets so much#they don’t make these specific ones anymore tho so i have to move on#im gonna keep them and maybe sew them into something else#im crying now and i think im gonna continue crying until i have to go to work because this actually feels really nice#i was in my math class earlier and tears were falling but i had to push them back#and then i listened to defying gravity on the drive home and there were tears in my eyes but i couldnt full on cry cause that dangerous#so now i’m sitting here in bed crying#nonsims#grace talks#i don’t have to attend my oral com class this week either accept to turn in a paper on friday and i’m gonna write her a letter too#which i’ve only done with one other teacher ever in my life but she’s really nice and really sweet so she deserves it
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