#i too can never stfu in front of Christmas movies because the movies are shit but I make it fun

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Peter forces the marauders to watch Christmas movies starting November 1st and he spends every minute making fun of them. like there is not a minute that goes by without commentary because otherwise what’s the fun in it

[khaleesiofalicante]

OK I’M HERE! I READ IT! I’M LATE BUT IT DID IT! SERIOUSLY REGRETTING NOT READING IT EARLIER! FUCK SLEEP WHO NEEDS SLEEP!

I LOVE THE TWINS SO MUCH SHCDUJUHKFDUISVFDHYDEBCSJ

LEXI TELLING EVERYONE THAT SHE CAN TALK TO RAZIEL BESTIE YOU DOING GREAT!!!

“Lying is wrong!” Selena had told her sister.

“Yes, but cookies are delicious,” Lexi had pointed out, munching on them.

“Daddy!” Selena had said. “Tell her it’s wrong.”

“Lying is wrong!” Daddy had said, but she had barely heard a word since his mouth had been stuffed with cookies too.

LYING IS OKAY IF YOU GET COOKIES

She did not care much for jewellery, especially expensive ones. But Magnus had given this to her – and she didn’t want to take it off.

She combed her long hair and tied it into a high ponytail. If she was going shopping with Magnus, she had to look her best.

It was fine. There were worse ways to spend your tenth birthday. She got to spend it with Magnus. She was not going to complain about it.

AWWW SHE’S LITERALLY MAGNUS’ NO.1 FAN UHSDUCSDUYSDCFUYKSVCD

“Oh!” Selena had beamed. “Like Magnus! He always looks so magnificent!”

“Sure,” David had said, his ears pink in the cold. “That’s who I was thinking about.”

I don’t know much but I do know that his ears were not pink because of the cold and he was not thinking about Magnus.

Selena remembered wishing she caught the fever so Magnus could take care of her too.

Same- I MEAN WOULDN’T WE ALL??

ALSO, MAX STAYING WITH DAVID WHEN HE WAS SICK DWHYDYGUFEYUKGFYEUGFEWUYG

Oh, Jocelyn died.

Rip I guess?

OOOO THEY INVITED THE COHORT TO TALK ABOUT THIS STUFF BECAUSE SHADOWHUNTERS ARE DYING OF MUNDANE ILLNESSES

I say we kill them.

Selena had never felt anger like that before. She had wanted to drown that awful man in the lake she floated around in her dreams.

BESTIE SAME

“Lettuce?”

“Yes?”

“No screaming when I show you the gift,” Daddy said. “We have visitors at the institute.”

“Is it a sword?” Lexi asked.

“No,” Daddy replied.

“Then I won’t scream,” her twin shrugged at him.

AHUEDCHGUHFEWUIFUIRUI SHE’S SUCH A HERONDALE I LOVE-

PUPPY OH MY GOD IT’S A PUPPY!!!!!!!!

“IT’S A PUPPY! IT’S A PUPPY! OH MY GOD, IT’S A PUPPY! DAVID GOT US A PUPPY!”

Her twin had jumped – no, leaped – off the counter and dashed towards their father, who was holding a small grey puppy in his arms.

“I AM SO SORRY I TOLD YOU I DON’T WANT YOU, LITTLE FRIEND. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. I WILL PROTECT YOU WITH MY TWENTY TOY SWORDS!”

“Lexi, stop screaming!” Mommy said. “You will wake everyone up.”

“EVERYONE WAKE UP AND COME MEET MY PUPPY!” Lexi screamed even louder.

I LOVE HER SO MUCH DHJBSDCHJBFSJSFEDSF

She drew the unlock rune on the door the way her daddy did on his office door and sneaked into the Consul’s office.

I’m not even surprised anymore-

AWW, SELENA GOING THERE TO LOOK AT THE MURAL OF IDRIS. YOU’LL GO THERE ONE DAY BESTIE I PROMISE

ANJALI IS HERE Y’ALL!!!!!!!

Anjali walked over to her father’s desk, sat down on the chair, and put her feet on the table.

The Inquisitor’s table.

Only she could get away with something like that.

THERE’S MY FAVORITE PERSON EVER Y’ALL

EVEN ALEC IS WARY OF HER UHJSDVCUHSVDUUHSVUHSUIVGRVSR

Selena loved Idris with all her heart. But she knew Idris was not a perfect place.

Any place that was mean to Magnus could never be perfect.

EXACTLY

“Well, it turned out well for me,” Anjali winked. “Now when he gives me shit for my ‘bad judgement’ I just throw his dating history in his face. Dated Zara Dearborn? Broke up with Cristina Rosales? Yikes. Could not be me.”

BESTIE YES! HOW CAN DIEGO JUDGE PEOPLE’S JUDGEMENT WHEN HIS DATING HISTORY LOOKS LIKE THAT???

“Just because he looks like a movie star, it doesn’t mean everything should be handed to him,” Anjali answered, rolling her eyes. “Entitled piece of shit.”

You know I kinda ship them-

“Dang, girl. No practice swords for you, huh. You just straight up went for the mortal sword. I like your style.”

“Uncle Kit!” Selena yelled and ran towards him.

KIT KIT KIT KIT KIT KIT KIT KIT HISDUIDEUYKFSFUS7IKKIYGVFSDLY7TKGVFEDYTGFECYGU

ASH OMG ASH IS HERE TOO!!!!

"some man called Anus" BYE-

PARABATAI KIT AND ASH OMG

The whole pre-meeting prep is kinda giving me pre-wedding vibes idk how to explain but the whole rush and organizing that day and making calls and stuff.

“Ash was very beautiful. After Magnus of course” “She liked Aunt Izzy best. After Magnus of course,” GIRL HAS HER PRIORITIES STRAIGHT

"How bad can the cohort be?" well you see-

“Is that the cohort?” Selena asked, her voice a whisper.

“No, that’s a bitch.”

Yup. that’s accurate

“Is he here?”

“Whom?” Daddy asked.

“Alec Lightwood,” the woman asked.

“You mean the Consul?” Daddy asked.

“I meant Alec.”

“The Consul?”

“Alec!”

“Who also happens to be the Consul?”

“Fine, yes, the Consul!” the woman sounded impatient. “Is he here yet?”

It’s Lightwood-Bane bitch

AWWW SELENA DESCRIBING ALEC AS REGAL THAT’S SO CUTE

And accurate-

IT’S THE SAME BLUE AGAIN

Selena noticed her father was looking very emotional. She couldn’t blame him.

“My liege,” Daddy bowed deeply.

“Cut it out,” the Consul smacked him. “What’s the status?”

Yup, that’s them. Also same Jace.Same.

“I always expected the offspring of these two to be like…”

“Like what?” Daddy demanded.

At that moment, Lexi ran past the hall, yelling and screaming as she carried a toy sword in one hand and Dorian Gray in another.

“MAKE WAY FOR ALEXANDRA THE GREAT AND HER LOYAL COMPANION DORIAN GRAY! CHRISTOPHER! BRING ME MY OTHER NINETEEN SWORDS! WE MUST SET FIRE TO THE EVIL EMPEROR AND SAVE THE PRINCESS!”

“Like that,” Magnus chuckled.

Will in the afterlife, wiping tears: A true Herondale.

“I hope so too, Magnus,” Selena said shyly.

The Consul frowned at that. “It’s Uncle Magnus to you.”

Selena ignored that. The Consul was not the boss of her.

Well, technically he was the boss of everyone. But still!

UHNJCSDUHUSDHSVUDVUD SELENA

Do not remind me. I would like to remain blissfully unaware that not all of them are mortal :D

The Consul grumbled and turned to Mommy. “You were right to name her Fairchild. She is going to be a pain in my ass.”

“Hey!” Daddy covered Selena's ears again. “It’s like you guys didn't get my monthly newsletter on language modification!”

“No one here reads your newsletter, Jace,” Aunt Izzy rolled her eyes.

"I do," the Consul put up his hand.

Of course, you do Alec. I can totally see the LBAF gang defying Alec left and right UHKGXUYCSUYGCSYCFSED

“Izzy, how many times!” the Consul grumbled. “No placing bets on the children. Besides, everyone knows it’s going to be Alexandra.”

“Hey!” her parents said at the same time.

“What are y’all doing here?” Lexi came running then, cause her superpower was to magically appear whenever someone was talking about her. “We have shit to do! Come on!”

“Not helping, Lettuce!” Daddy shook his head. “Clary, take the lead.”

Of course, it’s gonna be Lexi.

FHUJCSDUHSDUHJ SELENA NOT UNDERSTANDING THE INNUENDO MAGNUS MADE LMAO NOT IN FRONT OF THE KIDS

“My name is Alexander Lightwood-Bane. I’m the Consul of the Clave. You will talk to me with respect.”

Selena saw Zara flinch at that. It was satisfying to watch.

Zara, I will gladly feed you to sharks stfu

“You sound a little jealous,” Zara grinned. “If you want to come back, we can arrange that. You could leave that good for nothing husband of yours and-”

“Zara, I swear by the angel,” Aunt Izzy said through gritted teeth. “Insult my husband again and see what happens.”

ISABELLE YES! I NEED MORE SIZZY WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH OF THESE TWO

SHE DID NOT JUST INSULT MAX AND RAFE FUCK YOU BITCH

OH, NOW SHE INSULTED THE TWINS. I WILL DROWN YOU DO NOT TEST ME

“They called me a freak too,” her mother spoke. “Insult our children again and I will show you what freaks can do.”

YES CLARY

Max and David were really close. Like Daddy and Uncle Alec.

Maybe even closer. Like Uncle Alec and Magnus - cause one of them was a warlock! And they always gave each other dopey looks.

HJBASYUGJCESDYUTGVCSDUTVSDT6U7VSDC THIS! (I think they get together because of the snippet but if they don’t-)

The moment Magnus left, Max snatched the credit card and whistled. “Y’all, Christmas came early.”

“We can’t just buy anything, Max,” Rafe rolled his eyes. “Dad will be pissed when he finds out.”

“Maybe we should buy little things we can hide,” Max winked. “Little…but expensive things.”

“Oh, like diamond rings?” Lexi gleamed.

“What would you even do with diamond rings?” Selena demanded.

��Sell them in the black market in exchange for cash,” Lexi replied.

“By the angel, Lex,” Rafe chuckled. “I'm gonna keep both my eyes on you.”

LEXI YES OMG YES YES YES YES

“Your demands are unacceptable,” Rafe said, imitating his father. “How about ice-cream?”

“I accept your counter proposal,” Lexi nodded, imitating Daddy. “Let’s unleash hell in Baskin-Robbins.”

BASKIN ROBBINS BOUTA BE RAIDED BY 4 CHAOTIC CHILDREN LET’S GO

Holy fuck she has children. Who’s the poor father?

“These are my sisters Saraquel and Remiel and Michael,” the boy pointed at the girls, completely ignoring Rafe’s comment. “Our parents named us after the archangels.”

“And they called us angel freaks?” Lexi muttered incredulously.

“I know, Lexi. Fancy names indeed,” Max nodded. “But kinda hard to pronounce to be honest.”

A very genuine what the fuck

“My name is Alexandra James Herondale,” Lexi said, her voice steady. “And I am named after the greatest Consul and dopest archer of all time. He is a better man than any of your dumb archangels.”

YES LEXI YOU GO, GIRL

“Idris is lame,” Max snorted now. “You don’t even have internet.”

Lexi shuddered at that.

The reason I would never want to live in Idris

THE WAY SELENA WAS READY TO BEAT THE GUY UP WHEN HE INSULTED MAGNUS AND HOW MAX GOT ANGRY WHEN HE INSULTED DAVID

SELENA’S 10 BITCH FUCK YOU

“Holy shit!” one of the girls said. “That was kinda cool. Is that a twin thing?”

“It’s a common sense thing,” Lexi rolled her eyes. “Duck!”

People are idiots

But Selena tried not to think about the other girl. It didn’t matter whose daughter Michael was – it only mattered whose daughter Selena was.

And she was the daughter of Clary Fairchild and Jace Herondale.

She was not going to run.

GIRL YES

Y’ALL DON'T GET KILLED

AYY MAGNUS IS HERE THEY’RE ALL GONNA BE OK NOW

“It’s warlock magic,” the boy whispered – but not too quietly. “It’s demonic.”

Some of the ichor from the demons fell right on the boy’s head.

“Oops,” Magnus said. “Warlock magic is also a little clumsy.”

HVBCDSHJCSDYCDYJGCD THE BOY DESERVED IT!!!!!

“Manuel has an important meeting,” Zara rolled her eyes. “I’m stuck babysitting them.”

“It’s not babysitting when you do it!” Daddy said incredulously. “You’re their mother. It’s called parenting.”

GODDAMIT WOMAN DON'T HAVE CHILDREN IF YOU CAN’T TAKE CARE OF THEM

“He called David a bastard,” Lexi said.

“He did what?” her mother demanded.

“And he called Max a freak,” Selena said.

“He did what?” the Consul demanded.

“And he flirted with Selena,” Rafe made a face.

“HE DID WHAT?” Daddy looked murderous.

NAH BECAUSE WE’RE ALL DOWNRIGHT READY TO KILL THIS BITCH

ALSO, SELENA WAS SO RIGHT TO BREAK THE BOY’S NOSE.

“Look at them! Cahooting in demonic languages,” Zara sniffed.

“It’s Spanish,” Aunt Izzy said incredulously. “Your husband speaks it too!”

Zara you dumb shit-

That part where Magnus was checking up on all of them and seeing if they’re ok and the kids looked like they had never seen anything like that-

They deserve better. GODDAMN IT JULIAN BLACKTHORN MANAGED TO BE A BETTER PARENT 12

Her father held Selena’s hand in his. “You better raise your son to respect women, Zara – Because I’m raising my daughters to break noses.”

YES YES YES YES

He knelt down next to her and put a strand of hair behind her ear. “Can I tell you a secret, cupcake?”

Selena nodded. She loved secrets.

“People call me a freak too,” Magnus winked.

“You?” Selena gasped.

“Yes,” he nodded. “If people call you a freak, it means you are doing something different. Something bold. Something small minds will never be able to think of. So, it’s not an insult. Don’t forget that.”

YES THIS

AWWW THE LITTLE GIRL GAVE SELENA HER NECKLACE.

“Some people don’t like women in power.”

“Why not?”

“Because women get shit done.”

Selena giggled at that. “You said a bad word.”

“It’s not bad. Say it with me, Selena,” her mother said gently. “Women get shit done.”

YES WE GET SHIT DONE

“Are you saying I shouldn’t be afraid?” Selena asked. “I should be strong?”

“I'm saying you should be anything you want to be,” her mother kissed her head. “You can be brave like Izzy. You can be fearless like Emma. You can be kind like Cristina. You can be cool like Dru. You can be sensible like Maia. You can be confident like Lily. You can be smart like Tessa. You can be fierce like Diana. You can be geeky like me.”

Her mother held her face closely. “You get to decide what kind of woman you want to be. I want you to remember that - because there is no wrong way to be a woman.”

THIS! WE NEED TO HEAR THIS MORE OFTEN!

“The next time someone points fingers at you because you are a woman, go ahead and break them.”

DO IT

This was her mother.

Clary Fairchild. One of the most powerful shadowhunters.

Selena sometimes forgot that. Sometimes you forget your mom is so much more than your mom.

There is a person underneath that – someone full of dreams and hopes and talents you could never imagine.

SHE’S LITERALLY SO POWERFUL AND AMAZING IF I SEE ONE MORE PERSON HATE ON HER I'M GONNA KILL THEM

THE IDRIS VISION EDYUGYFEUGYUKGFEWUYTGFEWUTFEW7FE

Rafe was going to be their leader. He would be Selena’s Consul. She knew it.

Gigi was going to be just like Aunt Izzy. An amazing inventor. A chaos to be reckoned with.

Lexi was going to be the best fighter in the whole world. She would fly above everyone and everything.

And David and Max…Well, they seemed very happy with each other. Selena supposed that was enough. Like Uncle Alec and Magnus. To find something you can be happy with no matter what. Because sometimes there was no greater purpose than love.

And Selena….She knew exactly what she was going to do.

She was going to lead all of them back to Idris.

Explain why I'm crying reading this. I love them all so much. They mean so much to me already. SELENA ONE DAY YOU’RE GONNA LEAD THEM ALL BACK TO IDRIS I KNOW YOU WILL

This chapter was beautiful. I'm gonna be in a corner crying in case someone needs me. See ya on Friday!! (well technically it’ll be Saturday for me since for me the updates come after midnight)

THIS GAVE ME LIFE. LIFE, YA HEAR ME?

Also my favorite comment (which I might print on something) - GODDAMIT WOMAN DON'T HAVE CHILDREN IF YOU CAN’T TAKE CARE OF THEM

Also this made me laugh out loud so hard >> - GODDAMN IT JULIAN BLACKTHORN MANAGED TO BE A BETTER PARENT 12

[firetrucksandflowers-blog]

BDRP Wrimo Day 17: Write a BDRP or Swynlake-themed ask meme.

ABC’s of Swynlake, send a letter! 

Atlantis Lake: Bottled water or tap? What’s your favorite thing to do at the lake?

Besydus: Fruits or Veggies?

Chapter Three: Do you write in the margin of your books? What book made you cry last?

Dalmatian Plantation: Do you have a pet? If yes: Where did you get them? If no: Do you want a pet?

Enchantra: Have you ever gotten lost in Enchantra? If yes: Tell the story! If no: What would you do if you did?

Fairy Hollow: Where’s somewhere you’ve always wanted to go? Real or fictional. 

General Hospital: Worst injury you’ve ever gotten?

Hatter’s: Tea or Coffee? What’s your usual when you go to Hatter’s?

Ice Queen’s Ice Cream: What’s your favorite Ice Cream flavor? And do you eat it in the winter?

Jiminy Cricket: Do you tend to talk about your problems or keep them in?

Kohaku River: Are you a go with the flow kind of person or do you go against the current to get it done your way?

Looking Glass: Have you ever done drugs? If yes: What? If no: Would you want to?

Main Street: What’s your favorite memory of Swynlake?

Next Town Over: Do you like to travel? Where’s the farthest you’ve ever been from home?

Olympus Gym: What’s your workout routine?

Pizza Planet: Favorite kind of pizza? And, pineapple on pizza, what’s your opinion on it?

Quarry: What is your most precious treasure?

Remy’s: Are you a picky eater?

Sheriff: Who’s your favorite buddy cop duo?

Town Hall: Do you go to town events often? What’s your favorite one?

University: Do you like school? What’s your favorite subject?

Vacant: Are you more of a hoarder or someone who can easily throw things away? How full is your bedroom?

Whosits and Whatsits: What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever found?

X-Ray: Free Question, ask anything, I’ll be totally see through!

Yoo Hoo! Oaken’s Trading Post: Favorite piece of furniture you own?

Zeniba’s: Do you take baths? Thoughts on bath bombs/bubbles? Do you sing in the shower?

Answer it for a character: 

Atlantis Lake: Bottled water or tap? What’s your favorite thing to do at the lake?

Uh, tap for sure because he’s not that conscious to care, and he’s also not someone who’s going to buy a plastic water bottle thinking about the Earth. WE love a good reusable water bottle. I’ll say when he was a kid he liked going with his sisters and just swimming and spending the day there with his family because he wasn’t in school and he was with people he felt safe around, even if he was consious of the people around them his sisters would usually distract him enough to where he could relax and have a good time.  As an adult...I mean the only thing I can think of is to just go pick up litter lmfao. 

Besydus: Fruits or Veggies?

Both !! Although probably fruits more so than vegetables, but he loves squash and peppers. 

Chapter Three: Do you write in the margin of your books? What book made you cry last?

Heee does not, I think if he were to want to keep notes it would be separate because he wouldn’t want to damage the book with his handwriting or like, he doesn’t think he’s worthy enough to ruin a book like that. And then, I mean he cries at any book so: The last book he read was The Overstory by Richard Powers, and hell yeah did he cry about trees with that book. 

Dalmatian Plantation: Do you have a pet? If yes: Where did you get them? If no: Do you want a pet?

He does not have a pet because he feels like he doesn’t even deserve a pet, you know, like why make an animal hang around him when they could get such a good home elsewhere. But, yes, he would love to have one if he thought he deserved one. 

Enchantra: Have you ever gotten lost in Enchantra? If yes: Tell the story! If no: What would you do if you did?

No, he’s never gotten lost in the forest because I like to think the forest likes Reese even though he never really goes outside or is in it enough for them to have a close relationship. But since he does, probably, go around and pick up trash and is a quiet soul that it doesn’t mind him and would help him should he ever get lost. Then if he did get lost he wouldn’t panic, he would just figure his way back home on his own since he wouldn’t want to bother someone else because he was too dumb to realize where he was. 

Fairy Hollow: Where’s somewhere you’ve always wanted to go? Real or fictional.

I would say Switzerland, for the mountains and the flowers, and he would just walk around in nature silently. But he also doesn’t like to leave his house so bye. 

General Hospital: Worst injury you’ve ever gotten?

I mean,,, there was that time that he died for a few seconds so,,, probably that. 

Hatter’s: Tea or Coffee? What’s your usual when you go to Hatter’s?

Teaaaaa, and probably like a sandwich soup combo. 

Ice Queen’s Ice Cream: What’s your favorite Ice Cream flavor? And do you eat it in the winter?

Vanilla, because he’s a basic bitch, and he does indeed eat it in the winter because Vanessa will show up on his door step with a tub wanting to watch crummy movies, becasue he’s the only one who likes the bad Hallmark holiday movies because he loves a good, terrible, romcom. 

Jiminy Cricket: Do you tend to talk about your problems or keep them in?

LOL keep them in. To anyone else I’m sure it comes across that he doesn’t have a problem, he’s just quiet and weird or ruDE since he doesn’t talk and that’s often seen as though he’s turning his nose up at people when really he’s just. Scared to open his mouth! 

Kohaku River: Are you a go with the flow kind of person or do you go against the current to get it done your way?

Go with the flow all day every day baby. He would rather die than raise a fuss or make it harder for someone else by wanting to do things a completely different way. 

Looking Glass: Have you ever done drugs? If yes: What? If no: Would you want to?

Lol no. And no he would not. 

Main Street: What’s your favorite memory of Swynlake?

His favorite memory would probably be his 25th birthday because he had neverever told anyone at the station when his birthday was, right, because he didn’t want to make a big deal out of it. But he had been there officially for three years by then, and had volunteered with them when he was younger, and had been around town so like they all knew him and love him, but he would always find a way to wiggle out of telling them his birthday. And it was on record, so Jean knew when, but would never tell because she didn’t want them making Reese uncomfortable because she knOWs how extra they all are. Also he would always make cakes for everyone on THEIR birthday so finally they ended up calling his mum and were like!! He never told us! Help! And she was like, smh, and obviously TOLD them. And as a collective they all made Reese a cake, and they filled the whole station up with flowers from the flower shop, and he CRIED LIKE A FUCKING BABY while they sang happy birthday to him cause it was lowkey but really nice and he apologized a lot but they just told him to stfu. 

Next Town Over: Do you like to travel? Where’s the farthest you’ve ever been from home?

He does not like to travel because it makes him uncomfortable and shoves him out of his comfort zone. He considers home to be Swynlake now, so the farthest he had ever been was when he was smaller and they were living in New Castle. 

Olympus Gym: What’s your workout routine?

Lmfao. Why did I put this question because I’m sure his is intensive so uh, I shall say he works out!! A lot!! And runs! A lot! And knows what he’s doing but only does so in the fire station and wouldn’t go to olympus because he would be too embarrassed, but he knows everyone in the station well enough to be comfortable enough to work out there. Also it’s like reQUIRED during training and stuff so lmao. 

Pizza Planet: Favorite kind of pizza? And, pineapple on pizza, what’s your opinion on it?

I think he’s someone who’ll put veggies on his pizza, like bell peppers and olives and spinach. As for pineapple...he would never join the discourse but he’s not a fan. 

Quarry: What is your most precious treasure?

The cactus his sisters got him when he was in the hospital after the attack. He still has it in his bedroom on the window sill. 

Remy’s: Are you a picky eater?

Nope. His mother made sure he liked a wide variety of things. I also think because he is too awkward and too quiet to ever say anything he will eat whatever is put down in front of him and will never complain.  

Sheriff: Who’s your favorite buddy cop duo?

Heee probably hasn’t seen the majority of those kinds of movies because it just is not for him, the action and adrenaline ride aren’t what he looks for in a movie but he did watch Hot Fuzz, so Danny Butterman and Nicholas Angel, because they’re from the UK, even though some of that movie is too gory for him, but they’ve got a great relationship. 

Town Hall: Do you go to town events often? What’s your favorite one?

He does not unless Jean tells them they’re required to, or like he has to volunteer for one, but he does like them from afar because he loves to think that people are going and enjoying themselves!! His favorite one is probably like,,, idk if Swynlake has a Christmas Tree lighting or holiday themed thing but that’s probably his favorite because he does like the December mood. 

University: Do you like school? What’s your favorite subject?

He did like school for the learning, though he didn’t like it because that’s where he want to get tortured everyday. But his favorite subjects were Science and English. 

Vacant: Are you more of a hoarder or someone who can easily throw things away? How full is your bedroom?

He is KINDA a hoarder on the lowkey. He does tend to keep things more than he would throw them out. But he isn’t terribleterrible. He can clean things out and throw them away, it’ll just take him a few years to go into the cycle of decluttering. 

Whosits and Whatsits: What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever found?

As a firefighter I’m sure he’s found some weird ass shit going into places on stupid calls, but I don’t even have the imagination to put something down for that. Soooo I’ll say the owl he once found hanging out in his garage that he had tried to let out, but it wouldn’t go. And when it did fly out the door it always came back. He didn’t know how it got in or why it would hang around in his garage but he didn’t bother them anymore after that, and they lived together in harmony until one day there were two owls, and they cooed at him, and left, never to return. 

X-Ray: Free Question, ask anything, I’ll be totally see through!

I played myself. Lemme go type into google. 

Do you collect anything?: No, he doe- WELL okay plants I guess. But nothing that he actively is like, I have a ____ collection. He just has a garden. 

Yoo Hoo! Oaken’s Trading Post: Favorite piece of furniture you own?

lol his bED

Zeniba’s: Do you take baths? Thoughts on bath bombs/bubbles? Do you sing in the shower?

He does take baths, which I find kinda funny because he’s a big guy so him sitting in his bathtub is a hilarious though to me. But yeah, he does take baths. Bubbles are ESSENTIAL, but he wouldn’t bath bomb it. And no, he does not sing in the shower because when he’s home alone he doesn’t talk at all. The only he noises he makes are if he’s on the phone, sighs, or surprised noises. He doesn’t hum or sing or talk to himself aloud.