#the serpent's hand

[doomed-stickfigure-yuri]

the serpents hand are literally the most reasonable out of everyone and this is what they get for it

[cookthepenguin]

In the box you go!

[scpresearcharchives]

*clunk*

A cassette tape sits in front of you.

You are in a dim room, seated at a table. A mirror, two way most likely, spans one of the walls.

A cassette tape sits in front of you.

You load it into the cassette player. The serpent on your hand dances with the movements of your tendons as they pull over your bones to move your joints.

It clicks into place, and begins.

HN 1.75 "WE WERE FREE" was written by Randomini

[manyfaced-serpent]

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[hellsdaydreamwastaken]

GOIs that did nothing wrong ever and I who I will literally always side with over the Foundation whenever they turn up in an article.

[dzthenerd490]

File: Nanny McPhee

SCP#: AGK

Code Name: The Witch Nanny

Object Class: Keter Archon/ Thaumiel

Special Containment Procedures: Containment of SCP-AGK is not only impossible but discouraged. SCP-AGK only reveals her anomalous properties to children which can always be explained as their imagination. Additionally, SCP-AGK is somehow always able to emit an aura around her making it impossible for even up to date Foundation technology to find her. As such efforts to contain her will be reduced to only the bare minimum resource until this obstacle is bypassed. Instead, all resources will be placed into making contact with SCP-AGK to fully understand her anomalous abilities as the Foundation is only aware of what the children, she has helped is aware. 

Description: SCP-AGK is a witch who is so proficient in magic she is almost on par with a Level 3 Reality Bender. She mostly does her magic with her staff but it's possible for her to perform magic without it. It should be noted that unlike traditional witches that rely on thaumaturgic rituals and spells she is able to fully control magic. Magic unlike thaumaturgy is limitless in possibilities but as a result difficult to maintain, manifest, or even control. Very few witches in history have been able to achieve something like this naturally. 

SCP-AGK normally manifests when there is a large number of children, normally more than 4, within a family and all children are either extremely disruptive and/ or disrespectful. SCP-AGK will also need to manifest when all other options for caretaking for the children are exhausted such as all other nannies quitting, the family being too poor, and/ or being unable to watch over the children all the time. 

Naturally the children will either not listen or try to get rid of SCP-AGK. She will not only be able to anticipate any plots they have, but she will also make it fall apart for them. She will then turn it into a lesson either to take their medicine, not to steal things, be polite, care for family, have empathy and compassion for others, tell the truth, never be wasteful, and many other things to become better people. SCP-AGK doesn't focus solely on the kids and often has her lessons simultaneously help the parents as well as any other adults in the house or with the family. SCP-AGK has been known to help divorced or widowed parents find new lovers or helping reunite the family with missing or distant but beloved family members. 

It should be noted that SCP-AGK's progress in helping the family is determined by how ugly she currently is. When SCP-AGK first manifests, she will have moles on her face, a misshaped nose, and horribly uneven and different sized teeth. As the children learn lessons and the family connects more her face becomes more and more beautiful. Once her face is free of all flaws the family should be just fine without her. As such she will simply leave without a trace of where she went even if the family still wants her to stay. 

The beginning of SCP-AGK's discovery started in 1862 when [data expunged] a member of the Serpent's Hand was merely a baby at the time. She grew up telling the story of how SCP-AGK was a witch but also a nanny who saved her family form falling apart forever and helped her dad marry the one he truly loved. As the years went by more children had met SCP-AGK told their stories to those around them and as information became easier to spread the Foundation saw a pattern. When the Foundation launched its first satellite in 1928 it was finally able to keep track of SCP-AGK. 

However, despite being able to find a general location of SCP-AGK she always alludes capture one way or another. Furthermore, members of the Serpents Hand have sabotage satellites and have gotten Foundation agents to lose track of SCP-AGK. Shockingly even when SCP-AGK's capture was determined to be impossible, the Department of the Impossible refused to contain her claiming [data expunged]. The O5 Council refused to press further so containment of SCP-AGK had once again failed.

However, as the years have gone by it is clear that; first, SCP-AGK is of no threat to humanity and is actually helping children grow up to be better people which goes in accordance with Project Future Seed. Second, all attempts to capture SCP-AGK have been met with wasting of Foundation resources and embarrassing failure. As such no matter how its spun, SCP-AGK's containment is not only impossible but simply not worth the effort. 

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SCP: Horror Movie Files Hub

[frightnightindustries]

[skylarynns-1870]

Boris Starkov

Player: Barry Human Lineage Custom Upbringing Soldier Background Level 3 Cavalier Fighter Level 5 Oath of Devotion Paladin Level 1 Serpent Warlock Eldritch Wounds: 1

Boris has always trod the path of the loyal and faithful soldier, but that was shattered when his superiors left his unit to die while they fled. Forever changed, Boris hunts eldritch things wherever he travels, pushed ever onwards by the mysterious Pythia.

[acorviart]

a winged wyrm spoon rest

[shop] - May 3 (2025) shop update

[gyossefka]

Detail of “The Man of Sorrows” by Hans Memling, edited by Robin Isely.

[david-tennant-in-chairs]

Fresh furniture abuse committed at Planet Comic Con Kansas City 2025

[carpethedamndiemdejavu]

[diana-andraste]

Lisa Lyon with Snake, Robert Mapplethorpe, 1982

[eeks-cursed-art]

before and after pics of a gas mask bag i got at an antique store a couple years ago, wasn’t quite happy with how I decorated it so i decided to rework it

i painted all the patches except for the sunflowers on the strap of the bag, those were leftover fabric from a t-shirt i used to make the back patch for my vest

the buttons i bought while working at faire this year and one of the pins and the aroace star was made by one of my partners :-)

[non-requestable]

buttons buttons buttons

[goji-pilled]

"the dragon has three heads:

one to be a murderer, who will unleash death.

one to be a monarch, whose crown will weigh heavy.

and one to be mad, whose ideas will change history."

- that one asoiaf sound on tiktok that inspired this

and just clarifying in case: radahn is specifically promised consort radahn