#the sequel nobody asked for

[boy-oneder]

More Rammstein Text Post Memes

[hana-loves-bumblebees]

Me every time I see a word too similar to a word in another language and am like “HA!! A LOANWORD!!!”

[estonian-is-horrible]

there's a new one???

[patx64]

Hello there I am Custom E-Liter 4K and I am love to Krakens

[hongjoongsgoat]

Karma’s a bitch…

Look out! I think Moto Moto likes you

[vinesauce-spogooter]

Dude, sick reference to Snoop Dogg smoking weed. I can’t believe you’re so clever, it was j̸s̴z̵t̴s̴h̵puh̴––it was a commercial over a stove, bæh-but you wouldn't BELIEVE how he went and said he was stop smoke, and then he make-a 𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕧𝕖. Stove with no Smoke, I see what he did. That's very clever, so–they smoke 𝚍veed still, but now he get 𝚍maaad munny, so he can continue–… Sᴍᴏᴋᴇ™.

[stroodlenoodles]

It's time...for the Funger 1 Characters as fountain pens thread.

I did it for the Termina Crew so it's only fair I did the rest lol

Cahara is a Ranga Markandeya, the colour scheme reminds me of him

D'arce is an Excel Sterling, small but it's got weight (68 grams, that's heavier than a tennis ball! it's a pen!!)

Enki is a Faber-Castell Neo Slim because it's long and skinny just like him lol

Ragnvaldr is an Opus 88 Omar Eye Dropper, look how chunky it is!

The Girl is a Pilot Lady White Sakura Blossom, it's adorable!!

Le'garde is a Conway Stewart Shakespeare Sterling Silver, I needed something that looked pompous AND pretty haha

Nosramus is a Soennecken 111 Grey Herringbone Superior, for vibes

Celeste is a Maestro Oceanic White Mother of Pearl, thought it was fitting since she's a mom

And a bonus Nas'hrah....this random vintage Pelikan nib I found

Was gonna do the Fellowship gang and everyone else but I have no ideas so I guess this is it. Enjoy my goofy headcanons ;)

[aptenodykes]

Modern AU, i think kylo would dabble in all sorts of SpOoKy religions as a way to rebel bc I hc that leia would be raised in a secular household (breha and bail were raised in the same religion but just kinda left) and luke grew up extremely religious and they both gave some of their bad habits to Ben so when he started his change to kylo, he started wearing pentagrams and satanic crosses to piss them off. As he matures/gets older, he ends up just vaguely spiritual bc he’s an old man now and doesn’t have time to perform blood rituals he found online at midnight. His back hurts and he’s got work in the morning so a candle and some guided meditation will do.

Other stuff I cant correctly weave in but i wanna put here anyway.

- Tai is Roman Catholic (I hc him as Filipino) but begrudgingly takes place in the “satanic rituals” Ben found online the internet. Tai is the nervous religious friend in every movie and whenever anything happens, he starts to pray really fast and Ben thinks it cute so he purposely fucks around with him.

- Ren isn’t religious but has his own life philosophy (follow the ren/embrace the shadow) and he likes talking about it with Ben while they smoke weed. Ben doesn’t really understand most of it, but Ren plays with his hair and calls him pretty during these smoke seshes so Ben just nods and makes an affirmative noise once in a while (Ren knows he’s not listening but Ben is wearing a skirt and being his cockwarmer so he’s been bullshitting it for the past three weeks)

- Rey is a strict atheist and thinks Ben is stupid for being spiritual. She does appreciate that his apartment smells really good all the time bc of all the incense and candles he burns.

- Luke was raised extremely religious (southern baptist) but had a crisis of faith after whatever the ben incident is in the modern setting.

- Han is legally recognized as a pastafarian because he was drunk and thought it would be funny to wear a strainer in his license photo.

[teatitty]

New Fairy Tail 100YQ chapter has Implications about celestial spirit origins if you squint

Do I go off and look for this just to make myself suffer or nah that is the question of the night

[the-heron]

bridglars -> the-holy-ghosted

ask me about ghosted (2011) this is a good idea for sure

[eliathynfer]

My honest reaction to the announcement of KCD’s prequel, after I had to replay the whole story to get the ending I wanted and thinking I didn’t have to see the Doobays again:

I kinda want to scream because I want new stories, not sequels or prequels

[strawbeii]

i wish the people in charge of disney (and more companies probably) would just get an office job or do other business stuff and let the artists who want to freely express themselves & their art shine through. if the executives are only worried about sales & money they should just go work in another business idk, if you're only creating things out of a desire for money then nothing is gonna come out as good as something with real passion. and the artists who do have that passion are often pushed to the side or have their ideas dimmed down as to not take too many "risks"

[imthefailedartist]

There's really only diminishing returns on The Strangers sequels.

It's a small diner with large ass windows. Were you not looking at your car to see if someone went under the hood.

This is why you always stop where there's multiple fast food chains. Especially an Arby's. Not McDonald's! Even the most bum fuck nowhere town has McDonald's, but only towns of select size have Arby's.

With the original, they had stakes because their relationship was fraught. Making them cloyingly happy does nothing. Unless they are going to work extremely hard to keep that happiness. Spoiler alert: they don't even try.

The conflict is right there. She might get a job in a new state. He's a marriage guy she's not a marriage girl.

Spoilers below. . . I guess. It's a "slasher" and the third film. You know what's coming

What was the point of the rude ain't married yet scene if it's not something they're worried about.

10,000 is civilization. 2,000 to 9,000 is small town quaint. 1,000 or less is you naked on all fours and being told to "squeal for me fat boy".

Oh girl, no, he got asthma. He can't protect you, he can't even breathe right.

Why is the town so suspicious.

Creepy stranger continuously ringing doorbell in middle of the night in the middle of nowhere, and hearing creepy sounds procedes to prance around in panties and socks, plays music and smokes weed.

Pants and shoes. Put them on.

Opening the door. Big no no.

Stepping outside even bigger no no.

In ya damn panties.

Put on your Goddamn pants and shoes.

Passes the kitchen butcher block full of knives to hide in the bathroom. "We need weapons."

See I would just burn the cabin down. With all of us in it. Pete just gon have to see my insurance.

Why does this cabin have an upstairs if it's not going to factor into the movie.

Who returns to a dark house and don't call out?

Also, that motorcycle was loud as hell she couldn't hear it.

They are the dumbest.

Under the house was smart. Everything they did after was very dumb.

Too much in-house unseen lurking. It stopped being scary.

They aren't even trying.

What was that, not mormon mormon pamphlet?

Not him trying to gaslight her mere hours after he had a meltdown over the locals allegedly scamming them.

The water bottle. Are you fucking kidding me.

The person who made this clearly doesn't have asthma. He'd have been better off pouring the water on his shirt and breathing through that. And it's quiet.

The music cues. My god, stop.

I knew this movie was going to be bad when it opened with text, implying it was sort of a true story.

But let's be honest. We knew this was going to be bad when the strangers talked in the trailers. My first thought hearing their voices, "Oh, they talk now, that sucks."

Shoot her!!! Why are you talking?

Why the fake out with him coming back being creepy?

They would've been better off sleeping in their car.

These characters are so dumb I truly thought this was a cold beginning à la Scream, for much too long. I'm talking he still hasn't come back from the late night dinner run long.

RIP AirBNB dude. The cabin was nice.

This movie is too big. I don't need to see them stopping at a diner full of weird townsfolk, I don't need to see a mormon, not mormon cult. I don't need to see a motorcycle being blown up. Just get em in the cabin and let the "haunting" begin.

If you're going to show me the town. Him going back to town, specifically, make it count. I thought he was gonna sit for a minute and have a beer all while the Strangers really torture her mentally. For him to come back and find her cowering, and the shit really kicks off.

Why are they so loud. At no point are they quiet.

"They caught us." Yeah, you didn't make it very hard.

Wait a minute. This takes place well after the first one. Why is it chapter one? You know what, don't tell me. I don't care.

Sackmans car is still running. Get in it. Drive.

I need movie characters to understand they'd get a lot further in the woods by walking.

At some point, these characters were so stupid I forgot this movie takes place in modern-day.

I was like, oh yeah, this is the 50's they thought the world was safer.

Do they just stab them one time in the original. Is that how it ended? I guess it was scarier because they really were just there doing this for no reason. This movie makes too many suggestions.

Maybe this is just me being nostalgic for the first one and how I felt watching it. Maybe the couple is just as dumb. Who knows? I haven't watched it in a few years.

What the fuck was that end credit scene? It ain't like they ghosts or demons.

She lived. Okay, so what? It's not like she knows who they are.

I know these characters have to be this dumb on purpose. Why a person would want to base their whole movie around them is beyond me. It does not make an enjoyable watch. Not even for the fun of it, that only works if your characters aren't total dumbasses and the audience is in on the stupid.

There's a way to make your characters so unbelievably dumb that it's fun. But the Strangers franchise is not that place to do that.

[artist-issues]

What's your opinion on Rey's next film after Star Wars episode 9? What do you think Lucasfilm will do with Rey's story and journey in the next film?

Sharmeen Obaid-Chinoy (“Ms. Marvel”) will direct the next Rey film from a script by Steven Knight (“Peaky Blinders”).

Information about the story of Rey’s film

PUBLISHED APR 10, 2023

Lucasfilm president Kathleen Kennedy said at the fan convention that Ridley’s new “Star Wars” movie will follow Rey as she builds a new Jedi Order, but the executive teased a bit more about the plot in an interview with IGN: “Star Wars” fans will pick up with Rey well over a decade after “The Rise of Skywalker.”

“Well we’re 15 years out from ‘Rise of Skywalker,’ so we’re post-war, post-First Order, and the Jedi are in disarray,” Kennedy confirmed. “There’s a lot of discussion around, ‘Who are the Jedi? What are they doing? What’s the state of the galaxy?’ She’s attempting to rebuild the Jedi Order, based on the books, based on what she promised Luke, so that’s where we’re going.”

As for whether Mark Hamill’s Luke Skywalker could be involved in the film via flashbacks or as a Force ghost, Kennedy said: “I don’t know if we’ll spend a lot of time in flashbacks or [on] Force ghosts or things like that, but certainly, the spirit of what he represents to her is going to be significant.”

Source: Variety

More information about the film in this post here.

I really think they lost sight of who Rey was and who she was set up to be in Episode 9. If they had completed her character arc in a meaningful way, a I feel like I would be better set up to answer this question. But as it is, she doesn’t seem to have any direction or purpose in the end of TROS.

Yeah, she’s rebuilding the Jedi, but like…why? What are they to her? The only thing she learned about the Jedi beyond myths and rumors was that they were proud fools—from Luke, that is. And then even after he died and his Force ghost had a brief moment with her, it’s not like he was really showing her what the Jedi were, or what they were like, or how to start a community of Jedi. He was just giving her general advice about how to do the right thing—and framing that with “confronting fear is the destiny of the Jedi” or whatever.

But see, that’s the thing. In the original trilogy, it made sense for Luke to end his story by training Jedi Knights and restoring the Order. He started out learning that his father was a Jedi Knight and wanting to figure out what that was so he could be one too—then he learned what that was—then he remembered his promise to Yoda to pass on what he’d learned.

Sure, Luke was learning big character lessons along the way, to apply to himself. “Let go of control, focus on doing the right thing in the present” for example. But those were lessons he learned while pursuing the goal of becoming and embodying the next generation of Jedi.

That was never Rey’s goal.

Rey’s goal was just “find my place/find out who I am.” It took all of the first movie and even part of the second in her trilogy for her to even accept that she might, in some way, be connected to the Jedi tradition. But she never promises to teach anyone else. She never promises to pass on what tiny amount she has learned. She never shows any interest in doing that. For Rey, being a Jedi only mattered in connection with answering her question “who am I?” She never showed any desire to teach anyone anything, or continue a legacy.

In the last movie, she chants “be with me,” but that comes out of nowhere. It makes no sense for her. She always wanted a family she could be with; she lost her parents, she lost Kylo Ren (who she had a deep connection with, I don’t care what kind) and she has Finn and Poe…and in TROS she treats them like they’re workplace friends, not her last remaining shot at a family.

What I’m saying is, the character goes from “I have to find out who I am” to “I have to rebuild this old religion I have no personal ties to and was never really dreaming of being a part of.” With no rhyme or reason.

So what are they going to do with this new movie?

…Anything they want, they basically retconned all of her direction, as a character, in TROS. She’s actually a Mary-Sue now. They want her to be the next Ahsoka, they can go for it. They want her to be a fallen empress, fine. They want her to marry Poe Dameron or grow old and wise like Yoda, whatever, they can do it. They’ve already proven they’ll just make up whatever they want without sticking to any of their previous decisions for her character. 🤷‍♀️

[indomitableblackdragon]

"So hey you remember that time we considered putting a cookie in the middle of the city. You know, to see if anyone was willing to just take it? Or hell, get into a fight over it. Well guess what..."

Normally most people would've forgotten such a conversation. The idea of anyone actually trying to get into a fight each other over a pastry seemed like too much of an assumption on the BB's part. But NJ was not "most people", for better or for worse. And she needed to put that theory to the test.

"Well tada! Got some home baked Jersey goodness with us today! And we're about to see how many people swoon over little cookies like these."

@sageshadowed | s.c

[nursc]

Me, looking at the dash properly for the first time this week, second post is from @antarcticadown, immediate emotional whiplash from the url.