indomitableblackdragon

[indomitableblackdragon]

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[text] hey you better be alive in there

[text] SOS save me please holy shit

[text] call me this date is going so bad

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[text] Honestly I'm really worried about you.

[text] Why are you trending on Twitter?

[text] Please let me come over and pet your (pet).

[text] We are in the same building, you could come talk to me.

[text] It's not going to work out.

[text] This is a terrible idea.

[text] people have fetishes

[text] They really do crucify anyone these days huh

[text] I don't know why but that really means me want to stab you

[text] That movie was awful.

[text] For the love of god please help me

[text] I fucked up. I fucked up really bad.

[text] I'm blocking you.

[text] YOU ONE BRAINCELLED BITCH

[text] I regret swiping right.

[text] Everyone lies on their dating profiles.

[text] That absolutely can't be an actual picture of you.

[text] This forced open my third eye and I saw the devil

[text] I'm like a child in line for the newest fucked up disney ride

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[text] That's just all fucking sorts of fucked up

[text] Why are we here? To suffer? Every other day I get messages that cause pain

[text] In the department of old man fucking, we've got you beat.

[text] have you gotten any work done?

[text] I am beyond shame, try again

[text] You left your left your underwear at my place.

[text] Don't you dare put this on Facebook.

[text] My brother in Christ you're being haunted

[text] I want to wring you like a wet towel and slap you against a wall

[text] The mind is weak but the body is funky

[text] I'm a zombie the law can't stop me.

[text] Jealous of my massive honkers

[text] We left you to die to play minecraft

[text] She would never ever take away one of these stupid fucking hats

[text] I puked all over the Uber driver's backseat.

[text] I just took a screenshot of that and posted it to Reddit

[text] You said you'd be right back and it's been months.

[text] Can't we talk about this face to face?

[text] Yeah, you'll come learn I just have a thing for milk

[text] Why did you like one of my pics from 2014?

[text] Now's as good a time as any to exchange nudes.

[text] Why would you send me an eggplant emoji?

[text] I write five paragraphs, pouring my heart out, and all you reply with is k?!

[text] Who would dare to lie on the internet?

[text] When I die, please delete all my shit off the internet

[text] He's so hot, I briefly started texting like a straight person

[text] And because I'm god and I've decided that; no, in fact, I'm not done.

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[text] I know you love bloopy reggae jams, now is not the time.

[text] You better not be standing catatonic in your room again.

[text] God has abandoned his children but unfortunately for you I pay child support and I will smite thee.

[text]: My neighbor just told me he can fix my water heater for 50 bucks. I’m skeptical.

[text]: Do you have any idea how much it costs to buy apples? I paid 10 dollars for 6.

[text]: I mean, I wouldn’t say I have a problem with buying Squishmallows..

[text]: Hey, so you know how you told me no dog? *sends pic* I don’t do well with no’s.

[text] Stuart Little is a bitch and Remy could take him any day.

[text]: My roommate just said that Lola Bunny is hot. I’m moving out.

[text]: Hey I posted that vid of you drunk, singing Ariana Grande, wearing all black and people said not to do it again. Sorry.

[text]: Do you think the price is ever right? Like, I feel like it’s not.

[text]: I booped your nose. Boop the last five people you texted or–nothing happens really.

[text]: I’m actually in the ER and it’s a long story that involves Best Day Ever from spongebob.

[text]: I fucking hate you–wait you’re not my ex. Who are you?

[text]: You ever ask yourself if birds see a bee and just go ‘wow a bee’? im high.

[text]: sometimes all i think about is–sour patch kids. bet you thought it was you.

[text]: I love you—not as much as I love my dog. But still a lot!

[text]: I found a cat on the way home and now it’s mine. But it hates my guts so this should be fun.

[text]: I have questions about the marvel cinematic universe…how long do you have?

[text]: why do donald duck and winnie the pooh not have to wear pants but other people do?

[text]: Hey you know that show floor is lava? I may have turned the apartment into that..this isn’t a joke, btw. the floor is sticky.

[text]: I bought too much soap off etsy and now I don’t know what to do with it…I smell like Captain America.

[text]: On a scale of one to ten, how many drinks would you need to sleep with me? This isn’t a tiktok trend…or it is.

[indomitableblackdragon]

"I didn't say I was going to LITERALLY stand on top of it! I just thought it'd look cool that's all."

Of course that was partially a lie. NJ's thought process involved somehow getting her on the top of the tree so that she wouldn't snap the rest of the tree over. Even if she knew that was a lie the BB wanted to believe it was somehow possible. And just how awesome it'd be to fire right from it for everyone to see...

"Do you underestimate my power? I mean you can float for a little bit and pick me down if something awful happens. Like two heroines at the crux of their arc." Whatever she was talking about sounded like complete nonsense as NJ continued to decorate the tree branches, inching her way to the top.

"Come on just for a few seconds?~~"

"No, NJ, you can't be the star on top of the tree. "unless she had a tiny, ornament sized replica of herself, it just wouldn't work. even if the tree that was picked was quite large and full in size, she doubted that the thin tip would be able to withstand the other perched atop it. no, she's pretty sure it would bend over sadly, leaving the decorated tree with a noticable slouch to it and that wasn't the goal here.

but as she's untangling some silver-colored garland to wrap around the lower base, there's a shuffling of branches. glancing up, she spots NJ out on a limb (quite literally) that stretched out towards the top of the tree they were decorating.

" If you get stuck up there, I am not helping you down." her floating and flight services don't come free.

@indomitableblackdragon -- TERRES-TREE-AL DECORATING

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"Oh you've never been to one of these? You might be missing out on something real fun." Though she wouldn't blame anyone for not wanting to really participate in the first place. Between the freezing weather and the end of year syndrome many tended to contract staying in and just waiting for the next month was a mood NJ could understand completely.

"There's stuff like this here but all the other wards got their own little things too. At the end of the day all that really matters is just getting everyone all hyped up for the holiday season. And I'd say they do a pretty good job it all things considered."

"Oh, what a lovely saying. I've never heard it but I am glad you told me." She couldn't agree more. Anything was better when shared in company.

"This isn't your first festival is it, New Jersey? May you tell me more about this Winter Fesitval?"

[indomitableblackdragon]

"Of course I am. I mean free food? You'd be insane not to enjoy a time like this." It might not have been the most "party pilled" food out there but sometimes you can find something really good in the most simple of meals.

"You know what they always say, soup makes the world go round. But what they forget to tell you is you can go twice as fast if ya' have someone to eat it with. So I'm glad you decided to come out tonight.~~"

@indomitableblackdragon

"New Jersey," Yumine happily places the bowl of soup down for New Jersey to take, "I hope you've been enjoying yourself." Taking a seat next to her friend, Yumine smiles, wings gently ruffling with content.

"I've never attended such a large festival before. It's nice."

[indomitableblackdragon]

"Cookies for a dog?" She had heard about doggie treats shaped like cookies but it was only something the BB heard about in passing in her own world. Here she was sure someone might've took up the mantle but maybe not the machine L.L was thinking of.

"I'm sure it's possible but would you wanna do it yourself? Snacks and treats that come from the heart are usually better are they not?"

L.L. sure hoped the machine could make dog friendly treats. was it okay to ask?? the sign did say you could "command" the machines but what if she was asking for too much?? what if they didn't have the right ingredients?? what if!! ❝ NJ, do you think they can make cookies for cabbage?? ❞ the sinner finally asked, turning to @indomitableblackdragon .

[indomitableblackdragon]

"It's all good no real lasting harm done. 'Sides it would've taken me a lot longer to get up here all alone."

It might've been a tad bit harder to spot who they needed to but this was some much needed space to see the entire city from. On top of a pretty good view for everything else going on in the city. Still sightseeing was for later, there was a lost individual on the loose somewhere here...

"As for who we're looking for they look like this." NJ said before taking out her phone, showing a picture of the creature she took a few hours prior to all of this happening. Not the best photograph ever but it still got the point across.

"Like I said I don't know if they could sprout wings at any moment. The only time I would've ever met one of these creatures would've been behind in front of a screen or a movie. So I guess anything is possible..."

What kind of dragon can't fly? Well, let's not fuss about the details; if they're landlocked then it should make them a little easier to find. Unless they're really small. Or smart. Or they can climb. Or can change colors. Or- No, we're fussing even more now.

"Nah, gliding is just falling at a low angle. Here, I'll show you flying." Without waiting and without warning, Uzi grabs onto Jersey's hand and extends her wings. After a few test flaps, she kicks off the ground, and the pair are a few stories in the air. The only issue is how awkward it is to to and hold onto someone who's bigger than you are.

With both of her hands clasped tightly onto Jersey's, Uzi groans. "Gotta be... a better way to frickin' do this," she says, just kind of dangling the woman in the air. A few more wingbeats later, and the two women land atop a low rooftop.

"Sorry about that," says Uzi, frowning as she rubs at her wrists. "Shoulda told you to hold on tight or something. But look, pretty good view from here, right? Now, what do these dragons look like?"

Awkward carrying aside, it's a pleasant view from thigh high up. The streets of- is this Fibonacci? Golden? Whatever, doesn't matter. The streets spread out below them, with apparently zero passersby having taking notice of the crow girl and her cargo. Uzi hopes she can enjoy the flying while she still can; it's nice to be taller than everyone else, for once.

[indomitableblackdragon]

"Well I've never seen it snow before but I don't think you can really rule it out now can you?"

When something seems to go wrong every other month mother nature having a little bit of a hissy fit was probably within the realm of possibility and high on the totem pole. Not as insane as everything else they could do but still pretty annoying. Worse for the boat girl who didn't have any warm clothes in any wardrobe at all...

"At the very least someone can probably clean up the mess for you if ya' don't like shoveling too much. But everything else? Yeah it'll be a real fun time in the coming months."

@indomitableblackdragon liked for a starter

"IT DOESN'T SNOW HERE, DOES IT?"

The question is poised without much thought given to doing so, staring out the cafe window with a furrowed brow like the cloudy sky itself has personally wronged him. The longer Leonard spends stuck here, the more the months tick by, the more he longs for the Enterprise: the beautiful, climate-controlled Enterprise. He's from Georgia, for gods sake, he's only prepared to handle two weather cycles; ungodly heat or pouring rain. Out of the corner of his eye he glances to the other person in line with him. "Please tell me it doesn't."

[indomitableblackdragon]

"It would be pretty bad if they're doing all three. I don't really know about the third one but I do know they are always trying to do the second one. And I don't know for sure they if they can fly, though I'd rather not find out in the worst way possible."

Which was them above doing the combination of those two things. It was like they said, better to solve the problem before then have to clean up more messes. Especially when a place like this could drop another "lovely issue" right on top of their heads on a moments notice.

"Name's New Jersey, but you can just call me Jersey honey.~~ As for flying well." She didn't weight that heavy, at least the BB didn't think so. But she was still kinda a kansen at the end of the day too. "I went paragliding once. But I doubt that counts does it?"

"Oh! Hah! Yeah! Anyways..." Uzi pats down her feathers, hardly even realized they'd ruffled- from shame, maybe? Thank Robo-God it wasn't a total flop, or at least thank this girl for throwing her a lifeline.

"Well, I guess I'd more more surprised if a dragon wasn't kind of disruptive. I mean, on TV they're always flying around, burning shit, eating people." Actually, that sounds kind of fun if you ask her. "Hopefully not doing anything like that here, right? Not like we need more excitement in this place."

Uzi flaps her wings a few times, trying to get a feel for it again. She's been out of practice, and it had taken a lot of practice in the first place to get things right. It feels like stretching a limb she'd forgotten she had, a muscle memory from muscles that weren't there all the time. Hopefully it's not taken away again as quickly as it was given back.

She turns back to the other woman, eyes wide for a moment. "Eh? I mean, I... Yyyyeah, I think I can manage that," she says, eyes scanning up and down. She's carried N before, and there's no way this girl weighs more than her Murder Drone boyfriend.

Uzi nods. "Yeah, no, I totally can. Unless you're hiding some kind of super-dense core or something, shouldn't be an issue.' She holds out her hand, a small smile on her face. "Uzi, by the way. You ever flown before?"

[indomitableblackdragon]

bnuuy maid cafe collab bnuuy maid cafe col- (pics beneath)

huge fan of the "that's America" burger like it isn't just gonna be an actual burger blessed with magic or something.

[indomitableblackdragon]

"Oh if they were a gold hoarder I would've known! Lil' fella would've probably ate a gold bar whole if given the opportunity." She knew both were jokes despite their best efforts. At least trying to acknowledge it hopefully wouldn't make it too awkward, even if NJ was pretty sure the damage had already been done.

"I mean isn't that the million dollar question. It shouldn't be too hard but I have a funny feeling if they managed to work their magic this hard the little creatures that came along with me are probably gonna be a bit of a nuisance. Call it a gut feeling from all the other nonsense they threw at me before."

Though it was less a gut feeling and more knowing what to expect at this rate. Unless they threw yet another curve ball into the mix...

"Regardless can you carry me? Or are you gonna take to the skies yourself?"

"A dragon... Honestly kinda surprised I haven't seen one yet, with the theming in this place..." If anything, the city has been lacking them, because nothing really says fantasy world like a couple dragons flying around. Uzi kind of wants to see it now, because the robot dinosaurs she's used to on Copper 9 are cool, but they aren't dragons.

"Can't say that I have, but... I guess I could help you look, if you want. You know, get a bird's eye view." She flaps her wings, chuckling to herself.

No one else laughs.

Uzi coughs. "I-I mean, y'know, how hard could it be? Dragons usually hang out around gold, right? So maybe around the Golden W-"

No, that's even worse.

"...Let's just go look."

[indomitableblackdragon]

"And who are you my majestic creature?!" The battleship couldn't tell if it was one of those "Pokémon" like the others she had or something else entirely. However one thing was for certain and that was just wild looking creatures she'd seen in awhile. Surely it had to be some kind of legendary creature or at least related to it...

"You look SOOO cool! Do you like food? I got some extra snacks if you wanted to chow down on something instead of eating grass or whatever you do out here."

@soulsbelow

[indomitableblackdragon]

"While I got you here I gotta ask have you seen a dragon around here? I've been looking for 'em all morning but they probably haven't ran off too far."

Most people would probably be a little bit more that a partner in crime was off roaming about. Especially one that had a bit of a devious streak from what little NJ knew about them. Still this whole thing going on didn't quite settle into the battleship's mind just yet. Even if she herself knew none of it made any real sense in the slightest bit.

"They're about yay small, yay wide, green little fella. Might be trying to get onto someone's shoulders or steal their food. Probably better I get my eyes on them sooner rather then later before they really get up to no good."

@bitemedotmp3 | event s.c

[indomitableblackdragon]

feel free to like this for a starter for Pokemon AU NJ! Her info for the event can be found here!

[indomitableblackdragon]

Alternative Allegory Info (Pokemon AU)

Late blooming "up and coming" Trainer with a heart of gold.

Decided the best course of action instead of becoming the best was to try and catch all the Dragons out there.

It's going well...just gets distracted too often.

Definitely knows something is up but can't help but embrace the insanity this time around.

[indomitableblackdragon]

"That my friend is a secret I gotta keep to myself."

Not because the BB was trying to keep a secret or anything. More so that she didn't have one yet picked from the wide array of crazy choices NJ was thinking of. Eventually though she'd be out in full force, considering the holiday week was coming up.

" 'Course I am though! You could come along if you wanted to once the day comes around. Hell let's get a whole group together and go from ward to ward. I don't know what homes are gonna be handing out stuff but if they deny us the last thing we could do is just have a good party!"

"Am I?" Yumine's eyes widen in shock. Why, that's no good now, is it? She wanted to be in the loop of anything and judging by New Jersey's reaction, Halloween must be that much of a big DEAL!

"Hmmm...So it's a costume sort of holiday." She wonders if some of her friends would want to dress up for the holiday. WOULD Ramattra dress up?

"Will you also be celebrating this incoming holiday? What will you dress up as?"

[indomitableblackdragon]

"Oh of course not! We had a couple more planned but this one was going to be the main squeeze." At least that's how it was going to go about in the BB's mind. Somehow she felt so few choices would impact how well the rest of the drinks would turn out.

"And 'course I gotta find more people beyond you. Ya' just happened to look like the person who could give the smartest opinion on the matter."

Debatably a good opinion but criticism was criticism. If she threw everything negative said about their products then NJ would practically be shooting herself in the foot.

"This one however is a bit different. Not as sugary but you'll probably tell pretty quickly what its going for.."

AT LEAST THERE WAS SOME LENIENCY, especially now that some middle ground has been made between them. he had thought it was enough of what he said earlier but, in turn, perhaps he had been mistaken. in this case, he would call it a success to some degree as much as he disliked the amount of sugar it might have in it.

❝ I don't take this is the only drink you plan to serve? ❞ he may as well ask, wondering if there were more hidden in some obscure box that had failed his perception. ❝ If not, I can try the others, too. Though procuring a variant of responses is the best course of action when trying to tailor to a large array of customers. Just one person won't be able to give an answer to all. ❞ as much as some people like to think, he would add, though he keeps that particular tidbit to himself.

[indomitableblackdragon]

"On the collar for sure. Gives a nice contrast to the rest of everything else." Not that NJ really had any real grounds in the fashion industry, no less involving dogs either. But she still had to give it the good ol' college try, at least with someone who seemed as indecisive as her.

"How about getting the whole bundle? A blue to help coordinate with your hair, the white for their fur, and another one just for wildcards sake. Spice things up if the two of you are feeling a little adventurous."

⁽ what about two bows on his ears!? wouldn't that look adorable?? or maybe it would be too much?? oh, L.L. should have looked at pet videos, where owners would show off their friends with cute accessories!! ⁾ safest would be one bow, a nice blue one to match her hair and the new leash and collar!! or … hold on, maybe that was too much blue?? the sinner knew that too much of one color might be considered tacky or something like that.

❝ then would a white one be better?? on the leash i mean, so it matches cabbage's fur color?? ❞ or should she go for a pink to match her eyes?? color combinations were hard to think about!!