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Dude I did leg day with my dad yesterday and walking has been a pain the ass since two hours after I got out of bed, I cannot walk up the stairs without dying inside.
I have school tomorrow :D which means I have P.E. Tomorrow. I’m gonna fucking. Die.
#but for real#My thighs are fucking gone bro#The act of raising my foot higher than six inches off the ground hurts#leg day#p.e.#physical education#it was yesterday that I learned that physical education should just be called physical#Cuz there ain’t no education to it at all#Watch as I collapse in the middle of the hallway :D#I’ll be surprised if I succeed in getting out of bed honestly#According to my dad#the second day is the worst
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Seeing Logan in the TVA makes me laugh so hard for some reason? Like I know he’s lived to see technology evolve and stuff, but there’s something so funny about a guy from the 1800s standing in some kind of retro-futuristic timey wimey agency to me. Man is confused as hell.
like what da hell is a polar bear doin in arlington texas
#ik hes done odder stuff but like i just find this dude placed in random situations funny#i actually need to hear his thoughts during this entire experience#he was just in a bar a second ago#and now hes standing in some kind of interdimensional corporate office thingie#and now hes got pruned and sent to an interdimensional trash can#this old man is having the weirdest three days of his life#did i post this just for logans silly :( face#yes yes i did#love the amount of confused as hell faces logan makes in this movie#deadpool & wolverine#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool x wolverine#wolverine#logan howlett#hugh jackman#TVA#deadpool 3#worst wolverine#poolverine
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billy hargrove: in every scene — 2.04 chapter four: will the wise
#m#gifs#damn this scene's hard to colour match considering every angle is like. completely different. thanks @ st camera crew#anyway. billy wouldve been insufferable to play bball with. but also he shouldve bullied steve harder#billy; been in town for 3 days and hates his fucking life: first of all i'm fucking skins second of all i'm ur worst nightmare#third of all i own this court now. jason get fucked.#billy hargrove#billyhargroveedit#bhies
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Sabo screenshot redraws, I'm trying to figure him (and his hat) out
I need to gnaw on his bones and suck on his marrow
#he looks so good (he's living the second worst day of his life)#I've got a bad habit of drawing without references#also I HATE drawing hair I'm sorry#I think I always try to make his face way too round tbh#one piece#revolutionary sabo#sabo one piece#one piece fanart#my art <3#I hc him as blind on his left eye so the third screenshot redraw makes no sense but let's not talk about that ok
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Hi everyone I woke up and realized I have the power to write literally anything I want to so I gave Light Yagami period cramps. Read here.
#icb this is the thing that got me out of writer's block#please don't read this seriously I wrote this in like. one and a half day.#death note#light yagami#l death note#misa amane#death note fic#rem death note#this is literally my second best worst creation#the first one being the cursed omegaverse collab fic#lawlight#sai writes
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Husband reveals but in the most normal way ever: Mav forgets his lunch home twice, and Tom drops by because he can't have a starving husband, even less for such an important mission. The first time he's wearing civvies and the daggers are far away to not notice him at all, the second one Ice is still in full uniform when he strolls in the cafeteria, drops Mav's lunch on the table, kisses his lips and "I'm not your errand boy, next time you forgot your lunch it's on you" to which Mav smiles dopey "whatever you say, Iceman. Eat with me?". How could Tom say no?
All around them, nobody moves because the Commander of the fucking Pacific Fleet is sharing a sandwich with their captain. And they kissed.
#another husband reveals prompt? yep. love them need them bc i had a very not good afternoon and i have a headache that's getting worst#lemme live with all the fluff possible#one day i'm going to learn the abbreviation of ice's title#for now i just want him alive#tom iceman kazansky#pete maverick mitchell#icemav#the dagger squad goes: 😳😶🧐🫨🫣😲🤯#and cyclone goes: 🫠😔😒🤢 why not me#bradley is like eating is lunch and trying v hard to not succumb to second hand embarrassment#until he doesn't say 'hi dad' out loud#in the meanwhile ice and mav are: 🥰☺️😚🥵🙈❤️🔥👬👨❤️👨🫶#otp: things get old our love is gold
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Spotted @chknbzkt on a magma and was inspired to draw these guys
Please check out their creature designs they are my absolute fav
Also bonus shitpost of cursed pant moon
#sundrop#moondrop#fnaf daycare attendant#fnaf sun#fnaf moon#my art#human centipede looking mf#sun is having just the worst day#if you have two torsos would you have twice the back pain 🤔#three times???#tw body horror#also realizing I put the second hook on the wrong body segment
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You look better this way. What way? Nothing. I couldn't get a hold of you for days. Did you work undercover in the school and help Zherui investigate?
KISEKI: DEAR TO ME Ep. 08
#kiseki: dear to me#kisekiedit#kdtm#kiseki dear to me#chen yi x ai di#ai di x chen yi#nat chen#chen bowen#louis chiang#chiang tien#jiang dian#userspring#uservid#userspicy#pdribs#userrain#userjjessi#*cajedit#*gif#'what do you care?' first of all. THE JAW CLENCH. second of all. chen yi why do you care?#he doesnt have to explain because he and ai di have been by each other's sides their whole lives#its impossible to put into words Why Chen Yi Cares bc their identities their whole beings are intrinsically tied together#and him sternly reminding ai di of that by only saying ai di's name....good stuff#cuz. huh. its almost like chen yi waking up and ai di Not Being There is his worst nightmare#what if we made that a plot point! a h a#HES WORKING IT OUT but its HARD to DO SO when again. their identities are tied together. it's a chen yi-ai di tangle#& while chen yi knows there are things ai di doesnt tell him he doesnt know the root feelings bc ai di hides them so well#ai di NEEDED to show his True vulnerable face to chen yi...he needed to sleep with him and he needed to cry#& leaving again (only days after this scene! (which was bc chen yi drunk-kissed him!)) was the final snap inside chen yi to make him SEE#the real ai di that'd been there all along. (while ai di used prison as another excuse to avoid him & the vulnerability he'd just exposed)
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Tazercraft and Richarlyson: [ Talking about the butterfly effect that led to Cellbit and Roier getting married ]
Richarlyson: The real cupid is pa Mike.
Pac: If Mike was unintentionally the reason why Richas died*, and that caused Roier and Cellbit to— Wait, you're saying I'm single because you died?! Oh what the hell. No, it's fine, that's fine, that's fine, it's fine, I stayed on the ground so that others could fly, it's fine.
Richarlyson: KKKKKKK Pa, you misunderstood me 0_0
#Pactw#Richarlyson#Mikethelink#Tazercraft#QSMP#Pac#Mike#To anyone who's going ''what the hell does that mean''#I've been doing some VOD watching and I finally understand.#Pac unfortunately had / has a little crush on Cellbit#which is perhaps one of the worst realizations I've ever made#They smooched each other on the first (or second?) day the Brazilians arrived#(Cellbit called it a ''Friendship kiss'' and Pac said ''ah we haven't had one of those in a few years'')#and then later on Cellbit turned him down when he started getting interested in Roier#there was also a moment in Festa Junina where it seemed like Pac thought Cellbit was taking him to the church to propose???#Idk man. I want to study q!Pac under a microscope#THE DUDE MAULED YOU IN PRISON. WHY DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM#good god nobody on this server is mentally well#I remember when I first saw that I was like ''? What does Pac mean by that?''#sighs.............#* Anyways the death Mike was ''responsible'' for was the one that happened on the first day#That QSMP global later said didn't count#August 9 2023#<- is the VOD date#Translated#Celltw#tangentially
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Two fast doodles for that au I’ve got, just playing with ideas
#psychonauts au#sasha nein#milla vodello#second one has slightly more context#just imagine finding out you aren’t human by half disintegrating into stardust#probably worst day ever tbh#he gets better so it’s fine#the lar of green needle gulch au
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lord its so dark in here the sahara desert of tsaritsa content you are like a shining oasis. your characterisation of her compels me & mihoyo would be hard pressed to top it imo.!! caaaaan i humbly request yr thoughts on her first meeting w a reader of any kind, or maybe even multiple kinds (sagau, sagau god au, isekai, etc) if you so desire...
it really is like a desert here. being the fan of a character we aren't getting until the last damn nation is driving me up a wall but i will persevere bc if nothing else i support morally bankrupt women in media. we r in a severe drought over here but i do my best. unfortunately nothing i say is ever coherent so pull out your translation notes its abt 2 be messy
also this got out of hand but thats bc first meetings w the tsaritsa are tricky to write + a LOT of her characterization lies in deeper exploration then just surface level yknow...NOT A DIG AT YOU this is just my excuse for rambling. gently pats the tsaritsa she can hold so much complexity i do not have the word count to delve into it completely :]
gonna talk cult au for a bit here though because that's 99% of my content. and honestly? she thrives in sub au's of the cult au like villain au + imposter au. it's basically made for her. i mean, early days, the imposter au had been going around for a little while but one of the first few ideas was the Fatui taking reader in so like. it kinda technically actually was. pretty sure cult au Tsaritsa popped up because of the imposter au. a lot of it's writers kinda left though which. man am i getting old or.
anyway.
there isn't much of a chance her first impression is all that positive. at best it's usually neutral, imo, but rarely if ever positive. specifically because i view the Tsaritsa as someone who isn't as fanatical as most of the acolytes typically are towards the creator. she's not exactly going to worship the ground you walk on unlike a certain geo lizard. which is partially why i think she thrives in the sub au's i mentioned.
imposter au, for example. she meets you at your lowest. there's no gaudy extravagance or pampering from the acolytes waiting for you because your own acolytes have turned on you. for all intents and purposes you aren't a "god" at all. which is why i don't think she meshes well with normal cult au reader. the Fatui are made up of outcasts, basically, and imposter au slots right in just perfectly. you're weak, at your lowest, when you meet the Fatui in the imposter au. and the Fatui can help you, too.
a mutual exchange, really. the Tsaritsa sees a tool she can use to one up the rest of the nations and especially Archons, and she has no qualms about you using her and the Fatui in turn. you both want something out of it, after all. whether you just want to be safe from the rest of the acolytes, or you want revenge, or whatever else..she'll give you the power to fulfill it, and she gains the strongest piece on the chessboard when all is said and done.
the best way i can describe the first meeting is "practical", i suppose. she sees an opportunity in you. the ultimate gamble. because if she "saves" you, and you dont trust anyone else because they tried to kill you, well..she holds all the cards, doesn't she?
but the Tsaritsa, imo, is just as capable of being just as fanatical towards you as anyone else. she just won't worship you as the creator. but as yourself? clawing your way back to your divine power and taking back what belongs to you? the Tsaritsa is, to me, a character who's character flourishes in long-term fics more because she changes a LOT between "just met reader" and after having been with reader for some time. she's practically apathetic at the beginning but a lot of her character, in my characterization, shines through LONG after the first meeting.
#asks#Anonymous#sagau#tsaritsa#like. am i explaining this coherently?? first meetings r GOOD and i could go on a tangent of like. first meetings w zl and make it work#but first meetings w the tsaritsa is like. you just cooked a 5 course meal. took one bite. called it a day.#so much of my characterization lies in the “after” of the first meeting#because her first meetings are generally the same. she's apathetic at best!! she does not gaf abt the creator in the SLIGHTEST#but show that you are more then the creator? that you do not cling to the title like a shield? that you do not rely on it?#youve got the worst person youve ever known ready to kill a man for you.#tsaritsa is very like. EXTREMELY hard to earn the trust of but when you do she will kill someone for you no hesitation no question#which is why she works SO WELL in villain au and imposter au!!!!!!!!!#esp if theres a fake “creator” calling you the imposter. she hates their ass and was .5 seconds from dethroning them anyway#you just made it 10x easier#also cant do just first meetings bc i am incapable of not shoving themes of love into every fic w her SORRY#tsaritsa going on a full multiple month long mental breakdown bc she is not in love with you but she would destroy everything for u..#(shes in denial)#tsaritsa and complex themes of love and what it means for the god of love to be incapable of feeling it + what it means when reader shows u#LIKE UGHHHHHH okay. i guess ill write another tsaritsa fic and put it in my vault#aka my drafts#i hold so many fics hostage there its crazy#this answered like 0 of ur questions sorry i see tsaritsa and black out and this happens#i just think first meetings dont let her character really come thru but my response got out of hand so uhhhhh everyone look away. please#putting tape over my mouth now so i shut up before this gets worse#basically tsaritsa gravitates more towards outcast reader rather then one who has already become accustomed to the adoration of the acolyte#does that make sense........#i havent slept in forever and im running on nothing but spite and dreams atp dont expect coherency when it comes 2 the tsaritsa from me#head in hands someone please stop me i keep rambling abt the tsaritsa it makes me go NUTS#lays down. explodes
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jiang cheng, age nine:
madam yu: you shouldn't hang out with wei wuxian! He'll bring troubles! Don't you see how your father favors him over you?!
jiang cheng:I'll thrown his shit out of our room and then I'll search for him! Mom, you don't know him the way I do. He's my shixiong now!
jiang cheng, age eighteen:
cultivators: Look at how that wei wuxian disrespects sect leader jiang! Why doesn't jiang cheng discipline him? Oh, they were childhood sweethearts, lol. What a disillusioned maiden.
jiang cheng: Tks, it's not like that: our fight is fake. He promised. I trust him. Why would he lie to me?
jiang cheng, age thirty-something:
wei wuxian: yeah, everything I did was out of duty. Bye bye. Gonna start a new happy life without you.
jiang cheng:...
#Like. The fact that jc still loves wwx after everything. Is up to him#But#It's endlessly funny to me how at the end jc got confirmed his worst nightmares: wwx didn't love him and did everything out of duty!#'that was my duty to the jiang'#JC IS NOT A MIND-READER#That's not a 'love you' in particular coming from someone who can't sit still with you for one second#jiang cheng#beloved#Mdzs#In love with how the cultivation world is divided between people who think that jc is a soft hearted maiden incapable of being a good leade#And others who think he's the meanest bad bitch alive who spends his days torturing people
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#working in a library is all cool and aesthetic and my dream job but fr the people are horrible#both libraries I have worked at had the worst team ever#everyone is hating and bitching#i left my old work because I cried like every second day and now at my new work one of my colleagues has a problem with me#I have an autoimmune disease and I'm staying more at home because of that than any other colleague#but like I'm disableded and they knew it when I started there#and now she is going crazy and all#and I worte a very passive aggressive text in the group chat about my disability and how people who read at work instead of working should#probably shut their mouth#now I'm shaking and feel sick because it was not I nice text I send and I'm scared of the follow up but i was so angry and can't any more#bullshit of her#like wth#sorry needed to vent#vent post#to delete
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Hiiii, if it's not too much, can you describe the biggest differences between the live action characters and the novel characters in MDZS? They are a lot, so I will love even the difference between few of them! I haven't seen the live action and I don't know if I will ever, but I am curious, considering all the meta. Anyway, thank you in general, even if you don't answer!
Hello anon! This has been in the inbox forever because there are soooo many ways to answer this! However, let me be transparent that I've watched maybe like 1/10 of CQL. Among other obstacles, I simply do not care that much about Lan Wangji and he's always there (even though Wang Yibo is giving it his all... it's not his fault I'm a hater...). Chewing through a book with Ms. Mxtx's commentary was just more enjoyable to me, and even then, to be honest, I still liked SVSSS better. (I just love Shen Yuan/Shen Qingqiu so much. That dude is wild.)
Still, the live action definitely affected how I understood certain characters (...primarily Nie Huaisang) and made me interested in relationships that I didn't pay any attention to in the novel. (I freely admit that the nieyao brainrot is 100% CQL's fault.) Also I found Wang Zhuocheng's Jiang Cheng very cute and loveable. It definitely contributed to my Jiang Cheng Brain Disease.
LISTEN. HE HAS BIG SAD EYES AND THE MEANEST SNEER AND HE MIGHT BURST INTO TEARS AT ANY TIME. HE IS A BABY. A baby who could kill you with his terrifying lightning whip! But a baby nonetheless, to me.
So if you want someone with a real and knowledgeable opinion on the live action, I'm probably not the right person for that! However, here's one difference that changed a bunch of stuff about the characters that I found compelling in the novel: the second flautist.
CQL adds Su She as a second flautist doing unorthodox cultivation in a couple of different places, including at Qiongqi Path, where he seizes control of Wen Ning and is therefore responsible for Jin Zixuan's death. Removing the responsibility for Jin Zixuan's death from Wei Wuxian creates a bunch of cascading character and relationship implications that I don't love.
Firstly, all of the people who cautioned Wei Wuxian against his unorthodox cultivation are now... wrong. If he never lost control, then actually his assessment that he could maintain control wasn't overconfidence, it was just true, and he was persecuted because the Jin needed a scapegoat and wanted the Yin Tiger Tally, not because his cultivation path actually involved significant risks and drawbacks. (To be fair, the Jins actively exploited those drawbacks, the public perception of his cultivation, and Wei Wuxian's failure to manage his reputation. But it matters whether the risks exist or are just made up.)
Secondly, removing his responsibility for Jin Zixuan's death transforms both Wei Wuxian's character and how we understand his relationships with Jiang Yanli, Jiang Cheng, and Jin Ling. Because, in the novel, he kills Jin Zixuan under duress but also after a lifetime of conflict with him. Like, he hates the dude, he doesn't think he's worthy of Jiang Yanli, and he's not willing to examine his hatred and resentment even though Jiang Yanli loves Jin Zixuan and wants to marry him, even after she marries him and has a child with him. (I would argue that a lot of the resentment is because of the eventual marriage; by marrying Jiang Yanli, Jin Zixuan becomes legally recognized family to the Jiang siblings, while Wei Wuxian's relationship with them has no social recognition; I think Wei Wuxian is deeply threatened by that but can't articulate it.) It's a huge failure! Like, dude, you loved someone and you killed that person's beloved spouse. That points to a certain degree of repressed jealousy, possessiveness, longing, arrogance, the list goes on... I am so compelled by that conflict, and the adaptation just erases it.
This also affects how we read Jin Ling's relationship with Wei Wuxian. In one scenario, a teenage Jin Ling is (eventually, minus one little stab) ending the cycle of violence by not seeking vengeance for his father's murder. In the other, it was actually someone associated with Jin Ling's paternal family that killed his father, and he's maybe just... coming to terms with that? One of these scenarios is so much richer and more interesting.
How it affects the relationship between Jiang Cheng and Wei Wuxian is a little more subtle. It locates the responsibility for a lot of the harm done to the Jiang siblings with the Jin sect, not with Wei Wuxian, removing some of Wei Wuxian's culpability in the devolution of his relationship with Jiang Cheng. If Wei Wuxian isn't guilty of wronging the Jiang family (and instead is also a victim of the Jin sect), then all of Jiang Cheng's rage and betrayal was misdirected. They were both tricked. In some ways, maybe that's easier to patch up after canon? (I wonder if this is why many CQL yunmeng shuangjie reconciliation fics have Jiang Cheng apologize to Wei Wuxian, but not the other way around?) But it's so much less interesting to me!
Finally, it removes Wei Wuxian's tragic flaw! Dude is legitimately a genius but he's got hubris coming out of his ears and it fucks him up big time! This is classic stuff. Please stop flattening my boy!!
#alas I am outed as a fake CQL fan after all#sorry y'all#I love all the edits though. I am stuffing them into my horrible little mouth every day#I'm the worst kind of fake CQL fan because my brain has fully mashed some of the series I've seen together with the novel events#FINALLY I JUST LOVE... CQL NIEYAO... YUM YUM YUM... THEY ARE CRAZY TOGETHER!!#THEY BOTH GET SOOO UPSET OVER THE BREAKUP!!#wen yao in nmj's memories... the brAIDS UNDER THE HAT#also qin su had .5 seconds of screen time and I fell in love with her#slap your husband qin su!! go apeshit!! you deserve it girl!! she survived that stab in my heart 🥲#anyway maybe one day I'll watch the whole thing. unfortunately I am not very compelled by canon wangxian#I also don't know how I ended up here. the jiang cheng brain disease got me good#wei wuxian#jin zixuan#jiang yanli#jiang cheng#jin ling#qin su#yunmeng shuangjie#yunmeng trio#xuanli#nieyao#mdzs +#anon asks#asks#least-carpet thoughts
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I had the misfortune of starting The Magicians FOUR WEEKS before The Catastrophe (which I watched live and alone), so I am really really grateful that I had seven months with Tommy. I had time to settle, I have more memories, I have a community to fall back on. And at least he's not dead.
#my second-greatest fandom heartbreak but i'm doing light years better than i was in april 2019#and at least this wasn't TWO DAYS BEFORE MY BIRTHDAY#worst holy week of my life :/#tommy kinard
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#lobotomy corporation#hokma#angela#ayin#i got violet midnight first run. then pressed space on accident. safe to say twas a day reset#though in the end i did finish hokmas suppression second try. not that bad honestly. worst part abt it was that it takes long#flow of time not being able to be changed and all of that jazz
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