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[dostyaak]

She's 5 apples tall

[whitetrashjj]

Did you see the new Rudy pics?? He’s looking good

Yes. I’m gonna need that JJ Maybank making out with his girlfriend Kiara Carrera as soon as possible thanks.

[rotshop]

thank you princess celestia

[kensatou]

the h in nhl stands for homoerotic

bonus intricate rituals:

[superfinemen]

[sarin-somnisea]

being Such A Little Guy has downsides including not feeling included in the conversation. fortunately, there is a very easy way to fix this.

it is important you hold your Chilchuck at eye level every once in awhile.

[saphushia]

speaking of fucked up hermits. i made up a chronic illness for redstoners 👍

most of the other hermits have enough other fucked up shit going on with them that cancels out the redstone poisoning, so tango and etho are the ones with the worst of it. zed is susceptible to redstone poisoning too but he's a good boy and washes his hands so he's okay

[cloudberrytroll]

Namariiii

[haleyusesherwords]

Gilear Faeth is doomed by the narrative in that he was supposed to be just Some Guy, but his daughter was so determined for him to be part of the narrative that he ended up with an ancestral curse

[burn-gormans-eyelashes]

I got a revelation at 3 am...

[sxs-blurry]

🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️

[scrufflesksunnide]

Survivor is a good parent and I will not let anyone tell me otherwise

[littlekingfox]

🍑

[pettyheft]

it’s the arm fat for me 🐷

[paper-lilypie]

fuckin kids sneakin around

[soosoosoup]

more critters: viva edition