#the scary ham

[elliot-amy]

The Scary Ham

Ellen Klages

[mxbequiet]

sheeee's.....

gon.....

GETCHU 😈

[fiendy]

i got bored so troll grrrls from memory

[koszmarnybudyn]

What a nice group photo surely these people will stay relatively untramatized and human surely...

Well they did not manage that :)

[spineless-lobster]

Okay no because I wanna dissect nereid!achilles SO BAD!!! Like does he have 206 bones like a normal person? More? Less? Are they made of cartilage like a shark? Is he cold blooded? Would his blood be clear like a lobsters?

I love the different ways people portray him. Sometimes he’s straight up half fish, other times it’s purely instinct rather than looks, sometimes it’s an h2o just add water situation, other times it’s subtle differences like freaky eyes and sharp teeth and pointy ears.

Would be like a pretty tropical fish? A domesticated koi? A deep sea freak? Would be bioluminescent? Can he camouflage? Grow back limbs? Am I thinking too hard about this?

There’s endless possibilities!!!!

[hamburgerharbinger]

Wait... People don't like Ethan Winters-???

"Ethan was never the most likable or interesting character."

Ah yes, as apposed to boulder punching asshole and emo-boy.

[fbwzoo]

So I think we've definitely come to the conclusion that Gabby is just....a normal dwarf hamster that prefers not to be handled, and the previous owners persisted in trying to handle her & not listening. She's like 30g and half the size of my small hand, no wonder she doesn't want to be grabbed or held! Of course she bit you!

The last few days, she comes out of her burrows when she hears someone in the room & scrabbles at the doors. Unfortunately that also means she decided to CLIMB halfway up one door 💀 Girl please stop that jfc

But she'll climb out onto offered arms and wander around on us with just light exploring nibbles. She is very curious & interested & we'll have to see about setting up a playpen for her. I offered her a coconut chip today when she came out on my arms, but she wouldn't take it until I let her climb back into her cage, then turned around to demand it, then yeeted off to a corner to eat it.

This is an excellent relationship as far as Jack & I are concerned! She is a baby and we love her.

[tsukasalover]

even kaito was weirded tf out 😭

[magpie-trove]

Tell me some not usually thought about skills and disciplines that I should get certificates in

[taibobo]

guys im just kidding... you know i was just kidding... righttt...

[magpie-rogue]

I finished Imeneth's armor!! I went back and forth on a lot of designing things, but I ended up with what's here since we are only level 3 lmao.

oc: Imeneth Nira-Misd'vurai [They/He/No pronouns]

[bigriceenthusiast]

i used this glass for my paint water and now my mom banished it from the kitchen :( anyway i decided that since it was for my paintbrushes anyway might as well

[batz]

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[futturmangamez]

Guys I saw this really cute stray cat outside of my job while I was eating lunch! I gave it a piece of ham from my sandwich because it was watching me eat 🥺

Heres the pic I took of it before it started fucking GROWLING at me for more and I had to run back inside because it was chasing me🤧😭can never do anything nice mannn

[katiefratie]

My ham went bad and I keep crying about it which is so stupid it's just ham! But I was already making my sandwhich :(

[here-there-were-dragons]

as a general rule, on average, if americans consistently complain about a food being conceptually weird, gross, and scary, then it probably tastes amazing. or at least inoffensive.

this is because in my experience americans for the most part (give or take a few exceptions by region) think eating literally anything other than beef, chicken, bread, eggs, peanut butter jelly sandwitches, ketchup, and disgusting cloyingly artificial brown sludge soda is insurmountably weird, gross, and scary.