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Dog Meshi.
#dungeon meshi#falin touden#marcille donato#laios touden#The foreshadowing of the laios's barking is so funny. It isn't even just Marcille's flashback. It's everywhere.#It's the love of dogs. How he intimidates the basilisk. General fascination with creatures and their behaviours.#This is a man who is would not be a furry per say but would own a fursuit for the fascination of the craft.#Laios is the guy in the forums rating people's hybrid fursonas for nothing but the love of creatures.#Dog Laios would use his powers to go into dog-free restaurants.#That human impression is so good. One might say 'Woah who's that confident hairy guy? Alright boss; in you go.'#He would be the no.1 customer of a New York Deli that has no legal business license but makes the best sandwiches in the city.#“Would Senshi run it?” I think he would also be a dog in this theoretical AU. Which...makes the scene even funnier actually.#A comic in which everyone is dogs was never something I thought I'd make but here we are!#Marcille is a borzoi (elf of dogs). Tolden siblings are golden lab-retrievers.#Senshi is a scottish terrier. Chilchuck is harder; I need to think on that one. Another terrier perhaps.#Happy Thistle Thursday once again. I hope this comic makes someone laugh half as much as I did while drawing it.
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Revisiting the conversation you can have with Gale about Halsin’s proposition. I think it should be worse.
#bg3 fanart#bg3 gale#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#gale x tav#tav x gale#bg3 tav#bg3 comic#oc: asena#Halsin dropping the bit about him potentially participating is so important to me#Asena was so excited about watching her boyfriend get fucked#that for a moment she lived in a world where feelings of inadequacy didn’t exist#she just wanted to offer to make her man a sandwich in which he was the meat#Asena and Mystra both say ‘I want that man annihilated’ but their meanings could not be more opposite
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i am not immune to a meme
#tf2#team fortress 2#tf2 fanart#im not tagging everyone#ive got 150+ on medic too but vax is hard man and im a staunch stock defender#i like to go to the gym run a 5km then lift and then play stock medic for an hour with a glass of wine#if anyone is wondering my loadout on heavy is just the standard: tomislav GRU n' sandwich#for pyro its degreaser detonator and third degree#im a manmelter and third degree boy COME AT ME i think they're the SECRET META#the dopamine i get from very situational plays outweighs their drawbacks#sorry cant be arsed to draw medic properly in the bottom left
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Peter: So… if you were a sandwich, what kind of sandwich would you be?
Tony: *without hesitation* A clubhouse, obviously. And you?
Peter: I’d probably be a peanut butter and jelly.
Tony: Of course, you would.
#incorrect marvel quotes#incorrect quotes#tony stark#incorrect tony stark#incorrect peter parker#incorrect spiderman quotes#peter parker#irondad#just my opinion#what sandwich would you be?#honestly i think Bucky would be a tuna salad sandwich#like you either love it or hate it#incorrect iron man#irondad spiderson#iron dad
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@aceaeite bullied me (politely) for months into designing these after the concept showed up on a very old backlog lmfao Sushi Ninja Cures Real
#fancure#precure#precure oc#pretty cure#sushi ninjas#Man they dont even have a team name thats how undercooked (lol) this idea is#I only did this bcus i love acea#and she was so ride or die for sushi ninjas for 3 yrs actually apparently. goddamn#storytime i was eating a wicked breakfast sandwich while designing kome and idk why but this is now like a core memory#It was after i stayed up until like 2am designing tamago it was too much for me…#cure sashimi#cure nori#cure tamago#cure kome
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the mcrib is back
#i was writing a fic - yes#about wade's relationship with the mcrib#and as if by god the mcrib returned#i do not dine at the golden arches but wade's profound emotional relationship with mcdonalds foods in the fanficiton i write is.#very dear to me.#no promises i will finish writing the mcrib fic that nobody asked for .#cable is in that fic so ergo nobody wants it.#i've never eaten a mcrib sandwich. and i feel like i shouldn't.#let wade's relationship with the mcrib be a cautionary tale. it will only end in heartbreak.#we should not fall in love with entities that will come and go and leave your heart yearning.#be it man or. sandwich.#sci speaks#but it is a fun fic about nathan and his time adventures too. wade divulges into all the selfish things he would do.#if he could time travel.#he could time travel to any time period that the mcrib is available.#what would nathan do? if he were selfish. for a change.#would he bend time for a sandwich?#would you?
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this clip. the eye rolls. the lean in. the glance afterwards. is anyone else seeing this. is this doing something for anyone else
#im obsessed with him and his silly ass sexy ass mannerisms#need that.#ted nivison#chuckle sandwich#he's leading the sassy man apocalypse
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BAND OF BROTHERS (2001) ↳ Part Five: Crossroads
#bobedit#bandofbrothersedit#tvedit#tvandfilm#hbowaredit#hbowardaily#band of brothers#lewis nixon#dick winters#john zielinski#moose heyliger#man that's a lot of dudes#stray crossroads gif set be upon ye#also nix sounds totally jealous when he says 'who is he?' lmaooo#i hope nix got his bacon sandwich!
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🥪🌿
#sandwich man.....#i like his silly little chef team#also i havent drawn like this in ages i felt my brain turn to dust#arven pokemon#trainer arven#pokemon scarlet#pokemon violet#pokemon sv#my art
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General Mills, 1956
#Betty Crocker#ad#1956#vintage#mid-century#brownie mix#advertisement#dessert ideas#peanut man brownies#ice cream sandwiches#1950s#midcentury#favorite flavors#rich and fudgy#advertising#50s ads#mid century
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WOWOOWWOWOO im going to pelt him with rocks 💖
#wordgirl#dr two brains#steven boxleitner#wordgirl fanart#wordgirl pbs#pbs kids#pastrami sandwiches#dr. two brains#digital art#btw these concepts are in the same universe as the duality au#(the comic)#GUYS i KNOW i said I'd upload more its just. highschool. is crazy.#you can tell it took me so long to get this out bc the artstyle changes in the middle of it 💀#guys i love him i love him i love him boxleitner pls save me pls save me#THREE DAY WEEKEND SO HOPEFULLY I CAN GET SOME MORE ART DONE 🙏 YIPPEE#HES SO SILLY BRBRBRBRR#dont look at tubing for too long though#im trying my best chat#alright bye chat sinks back into the shadowss#:D#rat man#fanart#my art
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italian sub in the cadaver lab…..
#apparently herbert west orders italian sub from subway. accordng to mr combs#thus#i choose to believe he would eat a sub sandwich like benjamin horne in twin peaks episode 3. but with much less joy#reanimator#re animator#reanimator fanart#re animator fanart#herbert west#dan cain#man id love to go to a convention sometime lmao
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Does Robbie miss social cues a lot? (Doesn't realize when the mood is intense, oblivious to flirting, etc.)
Oh yeah definitely, he’s not very good at reading rooms and often times find himself saying/doing things he definitely shouldn’t be doing for that moment. Mostly it’s a comic-relief sorta thing but also just him genuinely not knowing and often will feel bad for it later even though he can’t help it-
plus with flirting? Someone ACTUALLY liking him and flirting with him? Will go over his head straight up LMAO he will just think “wow! This person is so friendly and cool!” Not realizing they are trying so hard to make it as obvious as possible (without directly saying it) that they like him-
Some goofy ass doodles of him- art block is REALLY selective rn for some reason-
#A funky lil beetle man#Welcome home#Welcome home oc#welcome home barnaby#barnaby b beagle#robbie robs#He’s a very goofy mans indeed smhhh#I made a Ai for him (finally) and he asked me for a sandwich JDDHDDH#We ain’t gunna talk about the first convo we had where he dRUUUUGGGGGED MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE#THE F U G. GG. GG. G GG GG GG R O B B I E E E E E. E. E
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ATSV isn’t Miles drawing a line between suffering and heroism or making a point that heroes don’t suffer period and bad things never happen (because it’s not even true in his case, and he would not be Spider-Man if RIPeter never died and Earth 42 wasn’t left without a Spider-Man), it’s him affirming that Spider-Man saves whoever he can whenever they need saving, like his father, while Miguel tells him his death is necessary because he can’t cope with the reality of unpredictable tragedy anymore and has effectively traded out the concept for predictive and therefore acceptable losses
#I see so many reads being like ‘’Miles says heroes don’t suffer bad things don’t happen’’ and it’s like dude…that’s just life#The idea that Miles is the Spider-Man with an easygoing and stress free life haunts me every day#Like if that’s how Lord & Miller really felt ATSV would just be Miles eating a sandwich while nothing happens#spiderman#miles morales#atsv spoilers#across the spiderverse#miguel o’hara#spiderman 2099
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"I have to tell you, sir, that Lady Sybil has found out about the bacon sandwich arrangement. She said to tell you the game was up, sir."
"I am the commander around here, you know," said Vimes, with as much hauteur as he could muster on an empty stomach.
"Yes, sir. But Lady Sybil has a very quiet way of being firm, sir."
"She has, hasn't she," said Vimes as they strolled toward the building. "I'm a very lucky man, you know," he added, just in case Carrot may have got the wrong impression.
"Yes, sir. You are indeed."
Terry Pratchett, Thud!
#sam vimes#samuel vimes#sybil ramkin#carrot ironfoundersson#thud!#discworld#terry pratchett#marriage#hauteur#power#eat better#food#diet#compromise#persuasion#the bacon sandwich arrangement#very lucky man
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literally anything smutty about ted I beg
nsfw under the cut.
one of your favorite things about ted's "fashion era" was the jewelry. and you made sure to let him know, both outright and in more subtle ways. and of course ted noticed. how could he not? the way your eyes would transfix on his hands whenever he talked, the silver of his countless rings glinting in the light. the way you'd see him wearing a new chain or pendant, instantly rushing up to him to toy with it between your fingers.
he knew how much you loved his jewelry, and he eventually grew to love it even more than before.
so naturally ted knew you would enjoy it when his large hands slipped underneath your top in the heat of a passionate makeout session, the array of bracelets adorning his wrists clinking together as he discarded each item of your clothing one by one, his palms roving across your flesh as if he was a man starved.
ted knew he would drive you wild as he pumped his fingers in and out of you, each finger he used drenched in your slick. the more you pleaded, "more, teddy, more," and the more he gave in, the more the evidence of your arousal eventually coated his rings. he knew you could feel them the deeper and faster he fingered you judged by the faint little gasps that escaped you each time the frigid metal came into contact with you. at this, he briefly slowed his motions, searching for your gaze with a questioning look.
"you okay?" he silently asked as soon as you made eye contact. it took you a moment to return to reality from your blissful haze, but once you gave him a vigorous nod, that mischievous smirk you know all too well instantly graced his kiss-swollen lips, and his ministrations resumed while the silver from the rings shone with clear signs of the pleasure he was giving you.
and of course ted knew you would go stir crazy when he had you pinned beneath him in missionary, his necklaces dangling downward and hovering just above your nose as he pounded his cock relentlessly into you. and as the two of you rapidly approached your highs, he just knew that, as his hips sputtered in the midst of his orgasm, the slight jerk of his chain above your agape jaw would grab your attention immediately as your walls pulsed around him.
safe to say he would be accessorizing with jewelry way more often.
#save me white man#no beta lol#chuckle sandwich#chuckle sandwich x reader#anon ask#ted nivison x reader#ted nivision x reader#ted nivison#ted nivison smut
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