#the sandwich man

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Dog Meshi.

[bearsandswears]

Revisiting the conversation you can have with Gale about Halsin’s proposition. I think it should be worse.

[parisoonic]

i am not immune to a meme

[i-a-q]

Peter: So… if you were a sandwich, what kind of sandwich would you be?

Tony: *without hesitation* A clubhouse, obviously. And you?

Peter: I’d probably be a peanut butter and jelly.

Tony: Of course, you would.

[toanw]

@aceaeite bullied me (politely) for months into designing these after the concept showed up on a very old backlog lmfao Sushi Ninja Cures Real

[sciderman]

the mcrib is back

[airborneinfantry]

BAND OF BROTHERS (2001) ↳ Part Five: Crossroads

[tamatanz]

🥪🌿

[goshyesvintageads]

General Mills, 1956

[forecast0ctopus]

italian sub in the cadaver lab…..

[clownsuu]

Does Robbie miss social cues a lot? (Doesn't realize when the mood is intense, oblivious to flirting, etc.)

Oh yeah definitely, he’s not very good at reading rooms and often times find himself saying/doing things he definitely shouldn’t be doing for that moment. Mostly it’s a comic-relief sorta thing but also just him genuinely not knowing and often will feel bad for it later even though he can’t help it-

plus with flirting? Someone ACTUALLY liking him and flirting with him? Will go over his head straight up LMAO he will just think “wow! This person is so friendly and cool!” Not realizing they are trying so hard to make it as obvious as possible (without directly saying it) that they like him-

Some goofy ass doodles of him- art block is REALLY selective rn for some reason-

[shokuto]

ATSV isn’t Miles drawing a line between suffering and heroism or making a point that heroes don’t suffer period and bad things never happen (because it’s not even true in his case, and he would not be Spider-Man if RIPeter never died and Earth 42 wasn’t left without a Spider-Man), it’s him affirming that Spider-Man saves whoever he can whenever they need saving, like his father, while Miguel tells him his death is necessary because he can’t cope with the reality of unpredictable tragedy anymore and has effectively traded out the concept for predictive and therefore acceptable losses

[stevens-pastrami-sandwich]

WOWOOWWOWOO im going to pelt him with rocks 💖

[pratchettquotes]

"I have to tell you, sir, that Lady Sybil has found out about the bacon sandwich arrangement. She said to tell you the game was up, sir."

"I am the commander around here, you know," said Vimes, with as much hauteur as he could muster on an empty stomach.

"Yes, sir. But Lady Sybil has a very quiet way of being firm, sir."

"She has, hasn't she," said Vimes as they strolled toward the building. "I'm a very lucky man, you know," he added, just in case Carrot may have got the wrong impression.

"Yes, sir. You are indeed."

Terry Pratchett, Thud!

[exactlymaximumgarden]

literally anything smutty about ted I beg

nsfw under the cut.

one of your favorite things about ted's "fashion era" was the jewelry. and you made sure to let him know, both outright and in more subtle ways. and of course ted noticed. how could he not? the way your eyes would transfix on his hands whenever he talked, the silver of his countless rings glinting in the light. the way you'd see him wearing a new chain or pendant, instantly rushing up to him to toy with it between your fingers.

he knew how much you loved his jewelry, and he eventually grew to love it even more than before.

so naturally ted knew you would enjoy it when his large hands slipped underneath your top in the heat of a passionate makeout session, the array of bracelets adorning his wrists clinking together as he discarded each item of your clothing one by one, his palms roving across your flesh as if he was a man starved.

ted knew he would drive you wild as he pumped his fingers in and out of you, each finger he used drenched in your slick. the more you pleaded, "more, teddy, more," and the more he gave in, the more the evidence of your arousal eventually coated his rings. he knew you could feel them the deeper and faster he fingered you judged by the faint little gasps that escaped you each time the frigid metal came into contact with you. at this, he briefly slowed his motions, searching for your gaze with a questioning look.

"you okay?" he silently asked as soon as you made eye contact. it took you a moment to return to reality from your blissful haze, but once you gave him a vigorous nod, that mischievous smirk you know all too well instantly graced his kiss-swollen lips, and his ministrations resumed while the silver from the rings shone with clear signs of the pleasure he was giving you.

and of course ted knew you would go stir crazy when he had you pinned beneath him in missionary, his necklaces dangling downward and hovering just above your nose as he pounded his cock relentlessly into you. and as the two of you rapidly approached your highs, he just knew that, as his hips sputtered in the midst of his orgasm, the slight jerk of his chain above your agape jaw would grab your attention immediately as your walls pulsed around him.

safe to say he would be accessorizing with jewelry way more often.

[ivymarquis]

I work in health care which means I get paid to weigh people for a living and if there is one thing people can’t do correctly, it’s guess weight.

Idk why.

Idk who this will help, but Ghost is probably clocking a good 118kg/260lbs, do with that what you will and God Bless.