#the sandpiper

[spilledbutter]

actually DYING at jaskier's lil song at the beginning of bottled appetites (s1 ep 5)

'Cause you all know that THIS BARD Loved ladies from NILFGAARD 'Cause Nilfgaard can KISS. MY. ---Geralt!

nice juxtaposition with voleth meir (s2 ep 7)

And lock me up And sock me up And throw away the key Go fuck yourself, you whoreson, 'cause you're through fuckin' with me. ... "Good sir, you would not know talent if I shoved it up your... Geralt."

[dabiconcordia]

The Sandpiper

Across the lonely beach we flit, One little sandpiper and I, And fast I gather, bit by bit, The scattered driftwood, bleached and dry. The wild waves reach their hands for it, The wild wind raves, the tide runs high, As up and down the beach we flit, One little sandpiper and I...... by Celia Thaxter

[burtonandtaylor]

Burton & Taylor

[skltart]

missed drawing this lil guy with his season 1 swag

[renegadesstuff]

He is my favorite 💜🩷

[batteredshoes]

Come | Stay | Play

[toapoet]

okay but wouldn’t it be cool if jaskier put directions to get elves to safety in his songs. like the songs get the passed down by word of mouth. someone singing while they do laundry. someone singing it while working, etc. in hopes that someone who wants to get out hears it you know ????

[lavitaliz]

BEST WISHES

[yourlocalspacelesbian]

I need somebody to sell a tuning fork necklace like Jaskier’s so I can feel like a slutty bard on the regular.

[laurajw14]

Did I name my new puppies after a fictional character? Yes. Yes, I did. Does my family think it's weird? Yep. But I don't care what they think.

[stone-cold-groove]

The Sand Piper - 1965.

[spilledbutter]

alright back on my fae!jaskier bullshit

there are myths of fairies assuming the guise of animals

imagining jaskier in animal form acting as a companion for the witchers and helping them out in times of need

like lambert is getting stiffed by an alderman so jaskier turns into a magpie and starts pecking the shit out of the alderman and shitting in his hair until he drops his coin purse for lambert to take

geralt gets injured on a really difficult hunt and jaskier turns into a horse and hauls him bodily back to camp

eskel needs help getting information for a quest so jaskier turns into a mouse and sneaks into rooms and listens to conversations to help him spy and reports back what he's learned

but ALSO imagining him using his powers for evil

jaskier couldn't sleep all night and is up before eskel for once. he turns into a rooster and wakes him right the fuck up because he's bored

jaskier turning into a horse to talk shit about geralt with roach. they keep neighing and whinnying together and geralt gets progressively more and more annoyed. he will not tell geralt what was said

he and lambert need to cross a fast-moving river and the bridge is broken. jaskier, the little shit, turns into a fish and swims easily across. lambert has to figure out how to cross on his own

i could honestly keep going this is so fucking funny to me

[burtonandtaylor]

[sundaynightfilms]

The Sandpiper, 1965

[renegadesstuff]

Sleepy baby 🥹🤏

[brightmetalonasullenground]

Burn Butcher Burn!