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Screaming, crying, throwing up—one of Elvis’s pinky rings, 1 diamond and 6 emeralds (size 6.5), that Colonel Tom Parker gave/sold to business and entertainer promoter Irwin Pate after Elvis died.
#elvis presley#rock and roll memorabilia#colonel tom parker#the ring is on a bible#feels right#was gonna show my collection but this deserves its own post#collectors item#text post#elvis film
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Everyone in the Tolkien fandom who spent hours to makes ellaborated charts, name descriptions, little drawings and every other thing to help get to know the characters better.
And get like 3 views
Know that I love you and hope your life is filled with kindness.
#Tolkien#lore#no gatekeeping#it could be one of the hardest fandoms to get into but it is not#and that is important#elven history and names is like the bible on crack#shoutout to all of you who took the time to write about the finweans and their 100 different given names#silmarillion#lord of the rings#the hobbit#the children of húrin#middle earth
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#fic rec#bible wichapas#sleeping#elden ring#gabv1el#félix vallotton#hypnosis#it's still growing btw#goon addict#tw nsft
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The strangest Tolkien fandom history rewrite I've seen lately from people who make hating the show their entire personality is this shift in pretending that The Hobbit films were just as lauded as the original trilogy.
#In their effort to be PJ movie purists they end up telling on themselves#I was a Thorin girl first and I can attest damn near everyone hated the hobbit trilogy before the show came out#now apparently everything peter jackson did is absolute bible#peter jackson aka the original sauron and galadriel truther#lets not be silly and pretend like turning a 300 page standalone book into an extended trilogy isn't just ridiculous#the rings of power#rings of power#lord of the rings#tolkien#sauron#galadriel#trop#rant
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give us the bible art oooooo
I've drawn these that i can show atm. the last 2 aren't done ngl but that's ok, they're still at least presentable Explanation of each piece below owo
first one was an idea of like a really peaceful Jesus holding a lamb and just a heavenly setting around, very old school, very renaissance, but wanted to be unique and make his halo a white hole that cascaded out stained glass light. Pearls to represent purity and Sapphire in his crown to signify the sapphire throne
second one was a sketch i put some more detail on, i just wanted it to show the somberness of a well aware sacrifice. unironically wanted it to feel demure. feel both dark and light. the dampness in the air before and after the rain. wanted to add black stars as well to show a hidden/veiled divinity. King of kings but is veiled in mortal flesh, appearing more grounded in our world than he really is. also was making connotations with wine and his blood as well.
third one i wanted to really pull inspo from Elden ring and take its symbolism into different context but the same context, which was inspired by how Elden ring does the same thing with Christianity. The symbolism of Marika crucified was for sure meant to be a reference to Christ, so i wanted to depict him crucified but with Marika's rune. Both crucified by their authority, and technically both done for the sake of saving the world. difference is one did it willingly to save those unaware of their burden, the other went unwillingly, likely kicking and glaring. I wanted to switch the crown of thorns for a crown of shattered runes. both still make you bleed, but i loved how runes represent power and strength, and how that could tie in to the symbolism of the crown of thorns, still being a crown. a sign of power. added some other crucifixes of the Elden ring style to represent the many others who have died before, though his is above them all, for he was the greatest sacrifice. Lastly wanted the view to shift from a broken battleground of the world, covered in the shattered runes of so many hurt people's suffering, to the boundless skies of the awaiting paradise. symbolism of Jesus sitting on his cross in anguish, but keeping his eyes on the future he was doing this all for. Bonus: made his cloth covering also swirl like Marika's, but for the effect of giving him a halo. This piece still isn't done, i'm excited to work more on it later.
PS: i know he was impaled through his wrists, i'm considering changing it to be more proper, but i also liked the hands look, but idk, we'll see Anywho ahhh, hope you like em owo
#bible art#jesus#fanart#elden ring reference#crown of thorns#but make it crown of runes#he is the rune of life#but is also crucified on it#also that lamb came out so well#lamb#stained glass#clouds#demure#mindful#elden ring
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These are equivalent.
Actually, no they're not. We actually know who wrote The Lord of the Rings.
#proof of jesus#jesus christ#bible#bible study#the bible is the claim#bilbo baggins#fictional characters#christianity#J. R. R. Tolkien#The Hobbit#The Lord of the Rings#religion#religion is a mental illness
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Camael ripe for the "my pronouns are they/them not because i'm non-binary but because i'm Literally Everyone" joke
#angel hare#i think when pulled into gabby's show they'll look l ike the ringed angel francis drew#or a more bizarre shaped biblically accurate ones#(side note those technically aren't BIBLICALLY accurate#the only ones in the bible proper are described as the classic people with wings#and the cited weird ones are from texts that are kinda dubiously canon#letters of paul i think#and in angelology those are called thrones but that stuff isn't definite canon#and even then those are considered just one of the many types#with the winged humans being in there too)
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Dragon age the veilguard artbook is mine aaaughhhhhh
#it was kinda a gift from myyy friendooo#and u know how i got it? ooooh#ive won a bet...ahaaaaa GOTY bet.#astro bot baby....thank you for helping me 😀😀#like...my friend ws like 100000% elden ring dlc was the goty#'oh this game is there for a reason'#like nope binshhhhhh i know how geoffs mind work 😀😀#so...anyway#myyyyyyyyyyy dragon age the veilguard bible is here
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don't leave me
#i depend on you#clone high#clone high abe#clone high jfk#jfabe#abefk#abe x jfk#jfk x abe#randomly remembered the bible humpers episode and cried for 20 minutes because#SERIOUSLY?#choosing between some stupid ring and your best friend is crazy#love how clone high writers slowly make abe lose all his friends <3 /j this is so tragic#OKAY this is not a new year themed pic but this “i depend on you” trend inspired me so much i just had to draw this
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@ratcoon possessed me to draw meli doing the baldwin pose lol
#also for mega bible fans out there you know the significance of the red and blue#art#fanart#i 28 29#doodles#my art#elden ring#melina#this was fun#idky i went to hard wit this lol#might clean it up more who knows#prolly not tho
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Chronically Offline
#Bryan Danielson#Ice Spice#All Elite Wrestling#AEW#Ring of Honor#AEW All In#ROH#AEW Dynamite#AEW Rampage#AEW Collision#All In#LAD Bible
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Fave thing at the moment is conservative men ripping Andrew Tate to shreds
#it’s like hyenas eating each other’s face#very entertaining#conservative women are hilarious though in some ways#because when men started worshipping Tate openly#they bible smacked them and called them weak#fighting fire with fire if you will#and then men were like omg he’s not a real alpha male !#ring the alarm !
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I'm trying to read the Silmarillion at work and all I can say is that I have never been so confused
#my current face#middle earth bible ass book i dont understand shIT#Lotr#the silmarillion#silmarillion#lord of the rings#lotr#pippin#merry#pippin took#peregrin took#frodo#samwise#merry brandybuck#gandalf#elrond#galadriel#silmarils#tolkien
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Change and Divine Judgment
Alright y'all, I keep telling myself I need to write something light and fluffy, but instead this is what came out. I'd like to say I promise I'm not always this intense, I am going through a lot right now...but tbh I'm not sure how true that is. This is a bit of a doozy. But, I do think it ends on hope. I know it's one I needed to see laid out. And I hope...well, I hope it helps someone out there too.
Please have empathy for me and yourself while you read. Thanks in advance for taking the time.
Expanding on Sauron's redemption failure, regarding discussions about Eru/Manwe/Eonwe judgment, coming from my post Narrative Doom. (I'm sorry, I can't be bothered with the umlauts)
TRIGGER WARNING including but not limited to: Religious trauma relating to Christianity, biblical discussion, grief, mental health, and other heavy emotional topics.
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To Start
Personally, due to a good smattering of religious trauma, I struggle with higher power forgiveness. Heavy evangelical/baptist upbringing that we're working on deconstructing.
In regards to the Eonwe/Manwe/Eru dynamic with Sauron’s judgment, I have a lot of thoughts. It's great for fanworks and symbolism and characterization and the like, don't get me wrong.
But it's itchy for me. This form of redemption that's all or nothing, more of a test—and usually a pretty rigged one. Absolute redemption or total damnation if you fail.
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It echoes the Book of Job in my head. While this story isn't directly about judgment, as with Eru and crew, I think it does highlight the intricacies of divine testing.
Very reductive Bible take ahead, fair warning:
Basically, he was a man favored by God with wealth and protection, until Satan proposed a contest to test Job’s faith. (I keep swimming around Mairon and Melkor here)
And God agrees, “Yeah, alright, let's do it. You can raze his lands, cause him bodily harm, and take everything from him. Sure, kill his whole family. But just don't kill him.”
God put Job through the fucking wringer and he's expected to be grateful about it. All to settle a tiff between cosmic beings.
In the end, he more or less tells Job, “Hey! It's all good, I'll bless you with a bunch of animals and some brand-new kids. They'll be better than the old ones, don't worry about it.”
And that's how the story ends.
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Even as a kid, I would sit and stew on this.
Aside from the lessons to be learnt about steadfast faith throughout suffering, what does Job think of all this? How does he feel?
Does he miss his favorite goat who he could always sit and find comfort with? Does the warmth of the sunrise over his vast fields seem different, marred by the memory of fire from heaven?
Let alone that—Does he miss his kids? Does he see echoes of them in the faces of his new ones?
Does he think about his former life the way I think of my pizza pocket shirt, left behind in an ex’s house or laptops I've lost filled with old stories? Or the person I was before the mistakes and trauma?
All that is gone for good, nothing to be done. But there's always that tugging inside.
We don't know, we're not given any of that in the Bible. Instead, we're given an almost throwaway passage detailing the flocks of animals he receives, how cool his new kids are, and how long he lives. It never sat right with me, his divine reward.
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Job is a paragon of faith, a success story, a parable. But in Sauron’s case, he’s the opposite, a ‘cautionary tale’.
I hate it I hate it I hate it
Eru and crew set the stakes high: redemption or damnation, and in my (flawed) recollection of canon, this is just about the only chance Sauron gets for forgiveness. He's given a choice and he chooses wrong.
Thinking about Job and Sauron both, I'm left wondering: How much is approval in the eyes of the divine really worth? Does the spiritual ‘win’ truly wash the suffering away?
Many people would say yes, absolutely. I think that's beautiful.
I know the teachings about God’s all-encompassing forgiveness, enduring faith through hardship, “Be anxious for nothing” Phillipians 4:6-7, your sins can be washed away in the Light of the Lord. And I don't blame people who find comfort and peace in that—honestly, I greatly envy them.
(though I have my bitterness, you can tell. we're working through that)
But for some of us, especially the ones who can't seem to pass the test, no matter how much they study, I need to dig deeper. Is it really all or nothing? What is your worth outside of divine approval, if it can't be achieved? They say everything can be forgiven, but what of Judas? What of Saul? What of Sauron?
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It makes me have to consider some things: It’s very true that “repenting in fear” and changing for other people isn't conducive to real growth. We can't expect Galadriel to swoop in and pull him out of the darkness by herself. And neither can Sauron, no matter how much we eat up the “you bind me to the light” line. It's delicious though
That's not a fair burden to put on her or anyone else. By no means am I saying that it is, you can't 'fix' people. “Heal yourself” is spot on.
(I could go down into the details of the lead up and differences of the S1 rejection vs the S2 rejection, but that's a rabbit to chase later)
In the broader framework of ‘how far gone is too far gone,’ (discussed in Narrative Doom), it’s just…when we take into account the reality that people (even Maiar) are fallible…
I mean, isn't that where a lot of us start with change? In shame and fear and guilt? Looking at something ugly inside you and freaking out about it? When you're lost in a bad way, that can feel like all you have to work with.
And sometimes a hand on your shoulder means everything, even if it's not pulling you up.
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I touched on this before: the tension between good intentions vs bad actions feels like holding coals in your hands.
(Actions matter more than intent, I greatly believe. The impact on others is essential over the 'why' of it; however, I find myself caught in the nuances behind that belief. Intentions and motivations do have weight—to a certain degree. I digress; that's yet another rabbit)
It's all so very easy to tell yourself that the dark is too much to claw your way out of. You convince yourself you're stuck—not only believing that you can't reach for anything greater, but also that you don't deserve better. It's all so very easy to just throw it away and not look at it, hide it in a corner under dirty laundry. To go back to “former habitations,” well-worn grooves, harmful comforting behaviors.
So while Sauron is absolutely culpable for his actions and his moral failures, I, well…I can relate. I can understand.
I've been there, staring down the face of divine judgment and potential forgiveness, but unable to do and feel what you're supposed to, what you're expected to. It makes you angry, it makes you lash out. It's a vicious, bitter cycle.
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Then I circle back to The Good Place quotes I used. “What matters isn't if people are good or bad. What matters is if they're trying to be better today than they were yesterday.”
For an objectively ‘villainous’ character like Sauron, recognizing and processing his attempts at change is difficult—if not impossible. Especially since we know his narrative ending.
From an outside view, it doesn't matter. He does evil, he rejects redemption, and he fails the test set for him by higher powers. What are his weak attempts worth if he just falls off anyways?
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Internally, personally, though, I have to believe each little step, each timid shuffle is worth something, even if it's followed by three steps back. Otherwise, I'll give up. I'll throw the baby out with the bathwater. I'll run off into the woods and never return. Byeeeeee.
So I have to remind myself: Cleaning a single dish is better than letting the pile loom.
(which I know some people vehemently disagree with, insisting that if you're gonna do it, you need to do it all and do it right. I hear Ron Swanson's voice in my head: “Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.”)
For some of us though, particularly in dark times, those tiny little inconsequential acts are monumental. How are we supposed to change if we see it as meaningless?
I just don't think there's such a thing as ‘absolute’ redemption and total forgiveness; it's a gritty, painful process, forever ongoing. At least it has been for me. The dishes will always loom. But we can pick up and wash a fork.
#please take care of yourselves#part character analysis part semi-bitter bible study#part i really need to get back into therapy y'all but thats as fraught with pitfalls as dating is#sauron#halbrand#mairon#the rings of power#meta#trop meta#trop spoilers#writing
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Literary Hot Takes #1: The Bible Is Epic Fantasy
OK, so, like, if you think about it just a little too hard, the Bible is kind of epic fantasy. I mean, not in the sense of "made up" or "not true," (I do happen to believe in it), but I mean in the sense that it actually follows a lot of the tropes of the genre.
Kings and warriors with unpronounceable lineages, epic battles of Good and Evil, supernatural creatures, calamitous Egyptian wizard slams and miracle healings that look an awful lot like magic, a Chosen One hero who comes back from the dead, and the literal end of the world.
Like, it's got the epic sweep of Lord of the Rings. The winsome simplicity of The Chronicles of Narnia. The bonkers sex, violence, and political backstabbing of Game of Thrones. And the head-bending horror of "Call of Cthulhu" (I mean, Biblical cherubim are the good guy version of eldrich horrors and you can't convince me otherwise).
There are 2.5 billion fans of this book who dedicate an entire day of the week to LARP-ing.
And (depending on your belief system) it might just be a true story.
Wild.
#bible#christianity#epic fantasy#lord of the rings#narnia#cs lewis#jrr tolkien#faith and nerdery#christian fantasy nerd#biblically accurate angels
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One thing about me is that most people in my life do not appreciate that I fucked my Instagram algorithm so THEY can enjoy the most unhinged content
#how else would they know there are breathing jedus puppets out there and bible cock rings? huh???#but also smut books about fucking someone’s severed armhole? EXACTLY#mal though … mal gets me
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