#prolly not tho

[rosemarysquirk]

T.G.I.F

|| cw: breeding kink, shameless smut LMAO fem reader implied but hey, omegaverse this if you please ||

|| wc: 516 ||

oh he is on you like a man possessed.

you don't even remember how it came up, but the next thing you knew, Hizashi was holding both of your shoulders and looking at you with big, sparkling eyes, even peeking up from behind those glasses of his which looked like they were about to fall off his face.

the only appropriate way to describe the way he had you laid out was a mating press, which was fitting with all the lewd words spilling out of his mouth. getting this man to spill his actually guts was a difficult task, one usually only Shouta or Nemuri could pull off..

though, you had managed it with one little idea. children.

Hizashi loved the idea of having kids of his own, more importantly, the sight of his lovely partner nice and pregnant. all plump and round with the little ball of joy growing inside of them.. and he wasn't afraid to let you know now that it was on the table. "God, you are just gonna look so damn sexy," he would whine into your ear, he was always so damn whiny. his arms would hook up under your knees, pressing your thighs tight against your chest while he slid his arms under you to hold onto your shoulders, leaving you at his complete mercy. how he could just fold you like a damn pretzel was beyond you, but you had other things to worry about.

"You're just gonna look so sexy with stretch marks baby, all swollen with my kids,, 'nd fuck your hips are gonna get so much wider.. can't wait for you to start lactating either- don't know how much I'll be willin' to share.."

only his voice, the wet suction between your two, sweat covered bodies, and the muffled playback of the music he was broadcasting filled the studio. "I can't wait to have a couple of kids running around.. can't wait, gods I can't wait. 'm gonna make sure you're nice and full, 'kay?" he would press his face into the side of your neck, his grin only growing wider as he repeatedly drilled his hips into yours, right on top of his sound panels. "Nice 'nd full, gotta keep you nice and full of me, baby.. gonna keep you pregnant 's long as I can.."

and really any voice you had left, only being able to let out high pitched whines and bubbly little noises from your throat, drool sliding down your chin as he quite literally fucked you silly. this man does not know slow, tender lovemaking, but then again, nothing about him is slow or tender.

he was probably on his third orgasm, and you had lost count, especially since every he pumped you full. he just wouldn't take a minute to stop and would immediately fuck any of his cum right back out of you, just to give you the excuse, ".. 's terrible to let it all go to waste like that.. gotta fill you up again."

needless to say, you were in for a longer friday night than you expected.

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|| AHHH HAIII i'm not dead i was just going thru life lmao anyway this is for tam hi tam i hope you enjoy || || P.S my reqs are ALWAYS open bbgs ||

[i-28-29]

@ratcoon possessed me to draw meli doing the baldwin pose lol

[sculptorzclayground]

petting these scops

[itsnobodysproblem]

The Three Gables - Part 1

(live reactions)

Oh my god Mari and Sherlock doing the intro together... They really stepped up for him

I want a dumb phone...

"Um I think *John* usually takes the microphone with him"

I have no words but you know why I included this

Is that....a ...friendly

.fight..?

Oh god the first time we hear John is in the music.. intro...

Not friendly.

Who...sent him......?

Sherlock asking for the mic to be brought along bc future John would be glad......

PLS I WAS LITERALLY FINISHING SCANNING MY SHOPPING WHEN "THE UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA" THING STARTED

The bit with the Christmas market 😭😭😭😭😭

"twinkly lights"

"Watson may feel warmed by its festive joy"

Poor john :(

Oww

Not the AU stuff :((

"Doesn't being happy make you sad?"

Doctor Who type quote

"Thank you for switching the mic off"

👀

Brother..... Ew..... Mold? Who tf is messing with him (first thought was you-know-who but now I think it's probably a more.. episodic character)

Pla why does the guy from the lift sound so weird. Is one of the creators* doing a voice?

(*Adam or Joel I mean)

Huh violent Sherlock again...

[c0nt3nt-d3le7ed]

my toxic trait is that most of the time whenever someone compliments me over text i screenshot it and send it to myself so it’s easier for me to go back to later

[stargazer0001]

have you read Taking Life As Is

if not YOU SHOULD

if you have then what do you think about it and what is your favourite and less favourite moments you've read so far

I have not read Taking Life As Is. I'll look into it (I probably won't read it I'm so sorry)

[dollar-store-sparklez]

i joked once before about if the dominion fandom was bigger and also happening in like 2014 how there would be a left brain right brain and / or evelyn evelyn animatic for like. blue vs gold viking pilots

but for everyones consideration: ghost duet

[pk-butter]

Just finished *it*. *It* was not good.

[daddiestmothman]

This is my biggest achievement yet

guys hot uquiz was just discovered but I'm taking it about 100 yrs too late. anyways everyone share how wifeable you are.

THE WIFE RATING SCALE 1929

[ridragon]

I could handle tumblr fame [ignoring that every single one who was asked about it says it's pretty awful especially if it's your personal blog]

[spiderbitesandvampirevenom]

neurospicy was an activity enjoyed by much of the 21st century usamerican middle class, related to the contemporary practices of "astrology," "psychiatry," and "phrenology." Practitioners, known as "neurospices" (singular neurospex) would attempt to categorize people through observation and consultation with the "Diesemfive," their holy book. It is said a particularly skilled neurospex could perfectly and accurately divine the conditions of another person from a single tumblr post.

[fushiguroshotwife]

smh my ex needs to get over me, plus it ain't my fault he cheated. like nigga I ain't gonna be the "other woman " if that's what you fuckin' wanted.

[kenchann]

welcome to the world baby ernesto and gino 🦊😼

[konekobby]

My friend frfr got Toji fucked up😭

But then she says this so all is forgiven

[fluffyartbl0g]

THEY’RE ALL SO SILLY!1!1!1!!1

Speedrun/Time travel AU masterlist

@nia-rarita thanks for the ask! (Sorry I couldn’t fit both parts of ur amazing ask into this sbs, but I appreciate all the gushing XD)

[nightthinker-08]

I couldn't sleep so I drew some Pomnies shes surprisingly fun to draw lol Oh and some doomed yuri too I guess xD buttonblossom is cute n all but calling them doomed yuri or digital yuri is a lot funnier to me