#the reblog.

[sassytail]

lovely turn around time between "I think my overall relationship psychology was permanently altered by a piece of fiction" and "I forgot how to communicate the concept of queer platonic relationships". maybe commit to a thought once in a while

Maybe both can be true at once anon? Those thoughts don’t exactly contradict each other you know?

Perhaps it was permanently altered, and perhaps it wasn’t, and I simply came across my peers in that community and we bonded over a shared term that was slightly to the left of a real documented relationship that people outside the fandom also experience, and after posting, through the replies of my wonderful friends and followers, was reminded that those words for my experiences also exist and, realistically as an adult, how I got to that point matters less in the long run.

Maybe the original fear that sparked that post-that I was some kind of unlovable freak bc I read a comic as a teenager-was an irrational fear borne of anxiety that the girl I was kind of asking out was going to say no bc she made fun of me for a webcomic I felt really impacted my life at a formative age. And mayyyyyyyyybe, holy shit??? I realized that when I calmed down and put aside the idea.

And maybe I’ve been posting through surgery recovery, and not every thought is a winner right now. More so than usual.

Who knows! Certainly not you, a guy taking time out of their day to send really just unnecessarily rude messages to a stranger on the internet abt how wrong I am about homestuck relationships.

[vampiricbisexuality]

like to charge, reblog to cast <3

[noccolibroccoli]

So I had a hysterectomy today (hooray!) and I brought along my stuffed orca, Shamu, as a comfort object. And everyone i interacted with during my pre-op was like "Oh! Who's this?" so I was telling them all about him, how he's been with me since I was 9 and gone on every single vacation and road trip, and they were telling me about their own stuffed buddies (one lady said she still has hers after 40 years!) and all of this while I was signing consent forms and providing a list of the things I'd brought with me, you know, small talk.

So then a nurse comes over and goes "Okay, I've got some stickers I'll put on your things so we know they're yours" and I'm like "OK cool" so she puts a sticker on my coat and stickers on my bags of clothes and then she turns to Shamu and I'm like "oh I guess he gets a sticker too"

But no. She pulls out a hospital bracelet that's an exact copy of mine and slaps it on his tail, like so:

And i was delighted by this, so I took a picture to send to my friends, who were equally delighted, and were cracking me up with their reactions (like so:)

Anyway, they take me back and put me under, and when I awake groggily a few hours later it takes me a minute to get my bearings, so I don't notice Shamu at first. But then I realize he's tucked up next to me in the gurney, so I grab him, and my hand touches gauze.

And I'm like "huh?" so I look at him and I realize

They gave my fucking orca a hysterectomy

[kvothes]

so true

[gumy-shark]

changing the original. this post is about him now!!!

unauthorized fucking thing. blow him up NOW!!!

[justsomeguycore]

the front seat of the car is a type of confessional

[transit-fag]

Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from

[word-count-bullet-count]

I've been seeing a lot of knight posts recently. pretty great

[blorboresidue]

one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.

[medichamcham]

i really enjoy looking through reddit threads related to death metal because the replies sound like a groupchat for cartoon villains

[paging-possum]

I love when characters are always drawn in lab coats even outside the lab because it implies that 1) they are either constantly violating lab safety rules or 2) they have a second, casual lab coat purely for external use

THE TAG ‘AND BOTH ARE SEXY’ IS A JOKE ITS A FUCKING JOKE I DONT THINK BREAKING LAB SAFETY PROCEDURE IS SEXY I WAS MAKING A JOKE ABOUT FICTIONAL SCIENTISTS. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A LAB THEYRE NOT SEXY AT ALL. SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UPPPPPPP.

[sepiamestus]

You guys should read thepromised neverland

[eruditetyro]

good morning let’s hear it for Mildly Cool Outside a round of applause for Mildly Cool Outside

[maskenjager]

I can't unsee this

[unforth]

Y'all I know that when so-called AI generates ridiculous results it's hilarious and I find it as funny as the next guy but I NEED y'all to remember that every single time an AI answer is generated it uses 5x as much energy as a conventional websearch and burns through 10 ml of water. FOR EVERY ANSWER. Each big llm is equal to 300,000 kiligrams of carbon dioxide emissions.

LLMs are killing the environment, and when we generate answers for the lolz we're still contributing to it.

Stop using it. Stop using it for a.n.y.t.h.i.n.g. We need to kill it.

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