#the plural of moose is moose.

[f-ll-n]

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

Many mooses are called meese and I will not be taking criticism from canadians

[shroomiethefrogwhisperer]

GUYS. MOOSEN.

Moosen. Is that the plural of moose? Whatever.

Moosen are FREAKY. Like, 7 feet tall, huge horns, CARniVOReS?! WhAT?

When you see an elk and you go: Oh, a large deer! That’s an elk. But when you see an elk and go: DEAR LORD, IT’S AN ELDRITCH HORROR FROM THE DAWN OF TIME, that is a fear-instilling, utterly terrifying MOOSE.

It looks like an orc should be riding to battle on them. “Ride, Bullwinkle, ride! Lead me to GloRiouS victory!”

What the heck. You can’t tell me there’s not a God, ‘cause nothing else is creative and crafty enough to keep these things alive for this long.

[drchenquill]

how many moose would be too many moose in a confrontation before your ocs decide they will NOT be having moose for dinner?

Very interesting question 🤔

Let's dissect it, shall we?

Leon is a scaredy-cat by nature. He hates confrontation with every fiber of his being and would do anything to avoid it. That being said, he would probably drop the piece of meat the moment he saw the shadow of a moose. If the event is traumatic enough, he'll even become a vegetarian. To answer the question: -1 moose would be too many moose for him.

Kilian is a predator (he is a black panther in human form). He is big and strong and would assume that the moose would be afraid of him. Let's be logical for a second, shall we? Black panthers are found in tropical forests, Africa, Asia, and South America. Moose are found in the northern forests of North America, Europe, and Russia. How likely are they to meet? Well, let's just say the percentage is low. So this genius doesn't have a clue how to deal with one, let alone more than one. That doesn't mean he won't try! To answer the question: 2 moose will make him rethink his choices, 3 will make him drop the meat forever.

Kiki… let's throw logic out the window for this one. The border collie in her would take over. She would taunt them with the meat, probably run circles around them like a fucking squirrel on speed. If the moose showed signs of aggression, she'd book it. But let's not get confused, she will have moose for dinner. She will eat that meat, even if it means sitting on a tree/roof to eat it in peace. To answer the question: I think the entire moose population will not be enough to stop her.

Margaret. Poor, poor Maggie. She just wants to enjoy her dinner. The poor woman tries so hard to be peaceful, but now she is filled with guilt. (and, frankly, fear). She's only human, there's only so much she can do. To answer the question: 1 will be more than enough.

Azul…. logic came back, saw who it was, and left. This bastard would not give a flying fuck about the moose. Why, you ask? Well, he's simply going to turn into one. No more confrontation, and when the coast is clear, he'll eat moose meat anyway. To answer the question: ????

Sophie is… well, Sophie. She would be so fascinated by the fact that she saw a moose that she would completely forget about her dinner. She is also bad at taking cues, so the fact that this was a confrontation would go right over her head. To answer the question: Can she pet it?

Daisy is an angel, okay? If she could, she would apologize to the entire moose population for even considering eating moose for dinner. But let's say she was considering it. One would make her slightly concerned, but not enough to take it off the menu. Two is a big red flag for her… To answer the question: 3 and she will apologize profoundly, probably crying a bit.

Izrail...

He has had to fend for himself most of his life. No moose comes between him and his meal. "Every piece of food could be the last." To answer the question: he will have moose for dinner, lunch and breakfast once he's done with them.

Thank you for this fun ask @thecomfywriter!!!

[marauding-almond]

The plural of goose is geese.

Following this logic, the plural of moose is now meese.

[moos3-th3-goos3]

Hey genq how can you advocate for allowing people to exist as they are unapologetically and authentically while also being so vehemently anti endo? Aren’t endos also choosing to be themselves and embrace their own cringe? It doesn’t make all that much sense to me. Especially considering that many endos are just like that… a huge amount of them are not faking and are just embracing an aspect of themselves that others reject.

alright you seem genuinely respectful and curious so I'm not gonna bark at you and tell you to kys even though you seem to support endos...

there's embracing yourself and doing things like quadrobics, or barking when you get excited, or using sillythings like XD when those are seen as "cringe" and "not cool anymore"

and theres faking a disorder that is caused *only* by trauma, extensive and horrible childhood trauma. one of these is valid and should be encouraged, the other is bullshit and needs to be fucking irradiated! I'm sure you can tell which is which.

[drawbauchery]

i love your work so much holy shit i wanna lol at it forever you’re amazing ❤️

thank you very much!!! >///////<

[sscarred-starss]

I like the smell of rain, it feels like home <3

[h0ney-whisk3y]

“They don’t know you at all ,but they think that they do.” -Tyler Childers

[apparentlynotreallyfinnish]

My kid (9y) has a lot of trouble with English pronouns (probably because Finnish doesn't have gendered pronouns) and he constantly uses the wrong ones. I've been slowly trying to teach him and why it matters.

Today, he was joking around before bedtime and he presented one of his stuffed toys and said "here, meet my girlfriend"(the toy is a blue pig). He immediately frowned and backtracked: "actually I don't know if he's a girl." After a moment of consideration he continued "mom, meet my somefriend!"

[loop-deloo]

Say the word "bubbles" to yourself in a very deep manly alpha voice. It makes the little happy hormones dance. At least in my brain :))

HAHA i have not idea why this came to me but i am very happy about it. (it works)

tell me more things that make the little happy hormones dance please please :))

[reigens-barbiedoll]

imagine wizards with multiple personalities having different patronuses for different personalities and that's how everybody finds out that DID is in fact real

[fanficmakesforgoodescapism]

The aliens once helped us fly son. So that we may feast upon this mooste fruitful land.

[moos3-th3-goos3]

can you stop putting endo hate in the did/osdd tags? I'm so tired of seeing hate towards endos when I'm trying to look for relatable DID content. I don't like endos either but you're ruining the fucking tags with your asshole-ish attitude

ENDO CONTENT, EVEN HATE, DOESN'T GO IN CDD TAGS ffs just use the anti endo tag only

no x3

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

candace flynn is THE most teenage girl character of all time. she is at level 100 anxiety 24/7. she shows her love for her brothers by trying to get them in trouble constantly. her neck is as long as her forearm. she features on a blues album after having an allergic reaction. she has a shrine to her boyfriend in her room. she can't live without her phone. she has a panic room in the basement. she plays 20 instruments that all start with the letter B. she read all of sherlock holmes in one night. she's seen their platypus running around as a secret agent more than once, assumed she was hallucinating each time, and moved on with her life while telling no one. she likes wrestling video games. she was rutabaga princess. she has a billion people to email memes to but when she's trying to think of friends she can only think of four people and one of them is her mom. most animals hate her except monkeys. she invented grilled cheese flavored ice cream. she pretended to be irish for a week. she's autistically obsessed with her universe's version of barney. she writes marvel fanfiction. she does parkour. there's an entire archive of her voice actress screaming just in case her voice ever gave out while recording. she sees her brothers build time machines and rollercoasters every day but doesn't believe in santa. when she starts scheming the wicked witch of the west theme starts playing in the background. she was elected queen of mars. she won a "mayor for the day" essay competition. there's a random person in town who's been avoiding her to the point she doesn't know he exists. she learned how to parallel park by driving a monster truck. she thinks the plural of moose is "meese." she tracks her mom with a GPS. she doesn't know her little brother's full name. she's scared of heights, spiders, and the number seven. when her boyfriend told her he'd call "soon" she started doing complex math to try and figure out when exactly that would be. her first thought upon seeing her royal doppelganger was to go to the laundromat and fill all the dryers with cheese. she earned 50 not-girl-scout patches in one day through sheer determination. she can run fast enough to catch up to moving cars. she can sense when ground is broken in the backyard and when people are judging her. one time she got her face caught in the sink. her brothers carved her into mount rushmore. every now and again a magical zebra appears, calls her kevin, and then disappears again. she killed 99% of an alien invasion with a t-shirt cannon. in an alternate universe she's leading a regime-destroying resistance at the age of 15. she's being accidentally gaslit every day of her life.