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[ceaselesswatchersspecialboy]

Doodles for an AU I’ve been simmering in my mind where Bill ends up stuck possessing Ford in the 80s, and he and Stan begrudgingly agree to help each other try get Ford back and free Bill.

And when I say simmering I mean brainrot. I have brainrot. Someone help me.

Stan and Bill are such a fascinating dynamic to explore, especially in a situation like this.

[old-hunter-henryk]

i love the serpent snails so much theyre so cutes

[jame7t]

was I hallucinating or did the department of government efficiency logo- oh my god it was.

Elon Musk spending 600billion dollars a year to replace the position of one underpaid graphic designer with the heroic & patriotic grok

[canisalbus]

Oh a little fluffy gold puppy looking up at the scary man in the portrait their father keeps in his office... 🥺

[ninjasmudge]

been working on a reverse au for a while !

in this, instead of being chained in place lamb walks the same circular path around a pole forever to teach them that life and death are circular, and theyre losing it in there

narinder, the last cat, agreed to help them on the condition that they let him take aym and baals spirits back, and those two act in rataus role of giving narinder advice (still as summoned spirits, not properly alive)

lamb does come around to him after he defeats them, they still hate being in public though

clauneck, kudaai and clemach take the place of the bishops, the story being that the war between gods got out of hand. when the old gods tried to extinguish kudaais forge, tear claunecks cards and take clemachs relics, all three were pushed to the brink trying to keep their place in the world. all of them felt forced to react to keep their roles and they fought back, immediately staeting to lose themselves as they did. clauneck thinks he controls the fates now (he has the misery mask on the back of his head), kudaai wields his own weapons every day, too paranoid to ever put them down, and clemach is overtaken by her need to ascribe things power, and doesnt care what she destroys to achieve it

leshy, heket, kallamar and shamura hang around and give you weapons, curses, cards, and relics

[opeoism]

winter's coming

[lil-vibes]

local cult leader can Not get anything done bc of their eepy cat. more at tomorrow's sermon

[sand-jam]

AU where basically instead of Pixal getting dismantled and has her consciousness uploaded into Zane, it's the other way around

sooo basically main role Pix till Zane somehow gets a new body

also she gets his ice powers by default

[steorran]

i'm a huge believer that like the first week of language classes should include teaching everyone whatever some of the local placeholder words are

it expands the number of ideas you can communicate HUGELY if you know how to say "thing", "person", "that" and "like" because now you can ask for/about anything you can gesture at (what's that thing? what's that person doing? can i have that thing? etc.) or describe vaguely (i need the person for the lights [electrician], i want a thing like that, etc.) and check in if you're doing stuff "properly" (you do it like that? i do it like that?)

[rysktchy]

and we are at the end of vanity

[vulturevanity]

Molly finds a dead body (preview)

[genshin-impact-updates]

Hey there!

Hey there, it's been a while since I saw you on the aquabus. Have you been really busy lately?

Thankfully, Elphane has a wide network of connections. Otherwise, I'd have no idea how to invite you for a spot of afternoon tea.

I started planning this after seeing you on the aquabus, going about your daily business. Everyone needs rest, be it human or Melusine.

Isn't it nice to take a break from time to time and spend an afternoon relaxing with friends?

[a-scary-lack-of-common-sense]

I love the kook ford au (old man pines?) can't wait to see more

Thank you!! I have far too many thoughts on Town Kook Ford, so right now I'm mostly just trying to filter through my ideas and see what sticks. This time I'm actually going try and make the lore as simple as possible, because I already have another AU with a convoluted enough lore for me to handle :')

Little headcanon for my Ford: he is sometimes seen carrying around a disconnected house phone, listening to the silence and static from the receiver and engaging in conversation with no one at all, talking to himself, or his mother, or Fiddleford, or Stanley.

Sometimes he'll approach strangers in town and ask for Stanley's whereabouts, insisting that someone on the phone is asking for him, that they have something to tell him. It makes people avoid him even more, usually.

[ninjasmudge]

Maid-fu Lamba

here is some context for why theyre maids

[amelia-yap]

touch