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game designers making their games extremely speedrun friendly and optimizing menuing is OUT
game designers purposefully adding in little weird bits into the game not to necessarily impeed the speedrun, but rather just because you're curious how the runners will handle it is IN
#buzzy#add a weird bit of glitchy looking movement into your game BLJ style with zero in game documentation and wait#see how long it takes them to find it. the chaos as they try and figure out the precise usage needed to make it run viable#bc okay it only works in these areas and the timings a bit tricky and if u fuck it up u can hit the killplane#oh also theres this One Item that makes u slightly faster but in order to obtain it u have to go through#the perfume department.....#i dont want game designers to fuck UP speedruns. i want them to fuck AROUND with speedruns a lil#add a tantilizing bit with a 'theres a mew under the truck' style thing that SEEMS fake but no literallt if you get there in time#you can actually get the item#but the timer for getting there is quite literallt impossible with normal gameplay. like not 'oh ho ho its a challenge!!!'#no its Literallt Impossible without glitching the game#but! this is important!#whatever you do do not purposefully put the glitch to get there im time in the game. does it exist? you dunno#just have it there as a tantilizing little mystery. is a 3:21 on this level even possible? even the fastest runners can only get 4:16#maybe someday they will figure it out and if they do it will break the entire fucking game open#anyway will your Weird Little Thing be a crucial part of the speedrun? completely ignored in favor of faster tech?#mostly just a fun bit of trivia for commentators at events/weird trick to show off?
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How it feels going through a character tag on here to look for art and cool posts about them, but first you gotta get past all the “x reader” fics to get to them
#I fr feel like spongebob and patrick in the perfume department rn#I can’t dodge them all cause these people will use every tag on the face of the earth 😭
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Next episode prediction
#animator vs animation#ava#alan becker#doobles#anim vs#the second coming#ava yellow#yellow#ava second coming#spunchbop my beloved#yes rocket corp would have a perfume department
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shadow of the colossus style game but the titans just flick you off or return you gently to a giant leaf with a pat on the head
#shadow of the colossus#sotc#shire screams#shire games#imagine you are a bug tho#trying so hard to get... you dont even know where you are#the task is to stay alive in increasingly perilous situations until you can get put on a leaf#final level is on a motorcyclist#bonus secret boss: roller coaster#hated level that everyone complains about except the god gamers who say everyone should get gud: macy's perfume department
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YOU GUYS STINK!
(Danny 0.3 seconds away before smelling the Heroes he just met.)
So I've been pondering about how ghost have the ability to sense one another out when close enough, but now I've been thinking of something for the living. Fanon has something like this in a few fics, making it how Danny can tell who the Leaguers are in/out of costume by calling it Death Touched.
I offer: The Stench of Death.
When a person comes close to a deadly encounter, the event becomes a smell is akin to the near experience. Say if someone survived a fire? The smell would be close to burning the materials being burnt and the smoke for example.
Think like food and how you can smell all the things that go into the dish.
The more you get into deadly situations, the more smells you can pick up on as well as getting stronger. Ghosts can sense the Touch of Death on the living, but not the Stench. Danny, who is a Half alive, can. If he focuses hard enough, he can pick up the scent and sniff people out like a bloodhound.
Now take the Justice League and all their branches/allies, organizations who fight to stop bag guys and world-ending events every couple of months...their smell is prominent enough for Danny to easily pick it up.
Now enter one Daniel Nightingale who has left Amity for [reason] and in [Hero's City], trying to keep a low profile because heroes exist now, he's retired now after sorting out the business between the ghostly and living worlds, and wants to have as close to a normal life as he possibly can before taking the throne.
But one day, he stops a known rouge that would've caused some serious harm to the populace if someone didn't stop them, gaining their attention. They try to get information on Danny, but there's nothing out of the ordinary on his file, so they decided to do the next best thing; watch him.
The young man is very guarded and observing his surroundings often, so the idea of him being a new meta struggling to handle his newly awakened powers or a new alien on Earth are possible theories.
The only problem is that, when they get they close, he tends to leave the area and head home. It's like this for a while until they realize they haven't seen him in some time now and find out he packed up his things and moved to another town...a different city a Leaguer call their hometurf, so they notify that hero of Danny's presence and the cycle repeats itself a few times before Danny is getting tracked by multiple Leauge members.
The latest Leaguer is trying to keep an eye on Danny without spooking him until Danny gets the jump on them and calls them by their civilian name while peltong them with hygiene products.
#danny phantom#dc x dp#dp x dc#dp x dc prompt#dp x dc crossover#Death Stench!au#Imagine going to a perfume department that specializes in ways you can die#And get hit with every sample at once#Wonder Woman is the biggest offender because of the warrior way of life#One of the bigger offenders but she won't say anything#Batman is in second place be he's constantly going out and getting into deadly situations#Superman is surprisingly lower in the placements because actually died so his scent is more focused on that rather than it be marinated#Imagine the guy you were stalking for weeks tellkng you that you smell like nearly murdered ass in front of a bunch of civilians#While people like Plastic Man make Danny gag like a cat because of the chemicals#Hawk Woman/Man make him physically wretch with all their reincarnations#Jason and Damian make him vomit with their exposure to sewer water quality ectoplasm#Jason and Damian are far offended than the other Leaguers and get things thrown at them by Danny#Jason/Damian: *Are in his proximity*#Danny: Stand BaCK I THINK i'M GONNA VoMiT
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#the ghost and molly mcgee#tgamm#molly mcgee#a period piece#disney#spongebob squarepants#spongebob#patrick star#shanghaied#nickelodeon#perfume#perfume department
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tested a bunch of bath and body works perfumes on my left hand and now i'm picturing zetto's giant season 2 canon except each bullet chamber is a different perfume
#blue.txt#tome zetto#terrain of magical expertise#putting this in the main tag because WHAT BATH AND BODY WORKS SMELL WOULD ZETTO LIKE#BATH AND BODY WORKS IS THE ONLY PERFUME DEPARTMENT I CAN STAND I NEED TO ADD MY BLORBO INTO IT
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“I wanna put my blorbo in a jar and shake it” this. “I wanna wrap my blorbo in tin foil and put them in the microwave” that.
You know where I wanna put my blorbos?
Spongebob perfume department.
#who knows if the blorbos could survive the horrors of the perfume department#love putting those guys in situations#blorbos#characters
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Lamby and Nari try to survive, THE PERFUME DEPARTMENT
This is cruel and unusual punishment. (Day 49)
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"shanghaied" is the ultimate spongebob episode but with breaking bad characters for the sole reason of i can so clearly picture gus staring dead-eyed into the middle distance as nacho tries to back up a large los pollos hermanos truck into a small parking spot and jesse waves him on and yells out "ur good!! ur good!!" even though the truck's siding is being torn to shreds with every inch they move
#syd squeaks#'dont worry mr fring we'll buff out those scratches'#breaking bad#better call saul#nacho varga#gus fring#jesse pinkman#also of course. the perfume department
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OOC: Terribly sorry about the recent inactivity of this blog, I promise I will return soon! School and life in general has just been very frantic lately, but when I get off for the summer (May 22) I promise I'll make a more active effort to continue this blog!
-Mod @.gummycolachief
#toontown corporate clash#ttcc#toontown#ask blog#the lunchman#cogs#cogblr#ttcc ask blog#until further notice assume that LM is dead in the perfume department (JOKE)
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YOU DONT NEED TO BATHE IN PERFUME. HASHTAG RESPECT MY NOSE
#having smell specific sensory problems is so fun guys#its like the perfume department spongebob bit#z.txt
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if you want to really explore the house, climb the Spiral Staircase, and enter the labyrinth, the only way is through
the perfume department
#house of leaves#spongebob#the perfume department counts as a non euclidean space dont change my mind
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“you know your cologne for a lesbian” - my little brother. well brad have you considered cologne is attractive to everyone
#i’m a perfume nerd…. my future sexy hot butch spouse is going to be SET i promiseeeee#it helps that i work at a department store but im a nerd about fragrances…..
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The Tortured Poet's Department (Scent Version) ✍🏻
Favorite Song on the Album: Who's Afraid of Little Old Me?/Cassandra
Body Wash Pairing: Coffee & Whiskey
#bath & body works#perfume#lotion#body wash#snowflakes & cashmere#cinnamon & sandalwood#coffee & whiskey#ttpd#the tortured poets department#ttpd era#the tortured poets department era#taylor swift#eras#scents of the eras#who's afraid of little old me?#cassandra
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What if Greg and Kohga Sr. have to run away to avoid getting caught, but the only way out is through the... perfume department?
ough. this one almost got them
Though if anyone tried that "lifting up his mask to spray perfume underneath" move on Kohga they would be dead
#my art#ask#jhinenjaycencia#rip in peace to the king he should have had a perfume department in his castle#maybe that would have stopped them#asfhasf thank you for the ask#greg#kohga#The Inverted Eye
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