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I can’t be arsed crying at strictly come dancing because I feel sorry for Shayne Ward

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Always join long lines. Worst time i ever did that it turned out to be an atm for a bank i didn't have an account at. But the keypad felt exquisite.

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not normie enough to fit in but not fringe enough to lean into being a freak, worst of both worlds, pure liminality, just the weird coworker, and unrelatable classmate. and your mutual

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poker is a hateful game that punishes people who wear their beautiful sensitive heart on their sleeve

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one of the more interesting gender selectors i've seen

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My brother's girlfriend had HPV, so he went to get himself the HPV vaccine. There is a fee to pay (nothing much, something like €87) but it's completely free if you're in one of the "at risk" groups.

"What does that mean," he asks. "It's free if you're gay," he's told. "Ah. Would I have to like, prove it, or...?" "Just put in a check mark here."

My brother is in no way, shape or form attracted to men, but also he's stingy as it gets. So now he's officially gay. Congrats bro.

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Everyone else’s music taste sucks but mine *Plays the worst song you’ve heard on your entire life*

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im

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R.I.P. Tony Todd (December 4, 1954 – November 6, 2024)

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getting really into penis lately

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kieran culkin they could never make me hate you

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this ask polly comment..