#whatever you do do not purposefully put the glitch to get there im time in the game. does it exist? you dunno

[whilomm]

game designers making their games extremely speedrun friendly and optimizing menuing is OUT

game designers purposefully adding in little weird bits into the game not to necessarily impeed the speedrun, but rather just because you're curious how the runners will handle it is IN

[cutegirlmayra]

Upon popular request...

(x) A ‘sort-of’ sequel to this prompt... :) (x) Continued. :Dc

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Prompt:

“This is the end of your foolish notions, Amy.. Rose... I refuse to let something so trivial stand in my perfect way...”

Having fought off Sonic, Infinite’s glitchy, faded silhouettes from every dimension or alternate reality’s heads all turned to her.

He began to walk forward as they disappeared... one.. by one.. till their universe was the only one left.

Sonic struggled on the ground, gripping some dirt in his hands before straining himself to get up.

“A-Amy... Run!” he cried out, getting to his feet and dashing to Infinite.

Suddenly, Amy watched in amazement as multiple, faded Sonics from all different dimensions, times, and space within countless universe’s appeared doing different tactics.

Her universe’s Sonic and Infinite fought, but the others were being defeated.

“You can’t possibly hope to win.” he purposefully emphasised ‘hope’ for Amy’s sake, and then slashed his hand through the air to send a red flare to Sonic, like a ray of light that shot him down and knocked him on his back again.

“Offph!..ugh...” he let his leg fall, but his hand came to his stomach and his head turned.

He wasn’t doing so hot..

“Sonic..” Amy’s eyes shook in worry, before Infinite turned his attention once again to her.

“Every possibility.. from every,.. different dimension.. has led to you dying, Amy Rose.” he lifted his hand up, for some reason, seeming stuck or even obsessed on proving her wrong.

“And you called me limited.” he swished his tail back, his eye closing as he turned to the ground, almost motioning his hand back...

She looked to Sonic, who slowly got up, but was panting... with his eyes... he was telling her to get out of here.

She pressed her lips together, anxious to say something, but gasped again when she saw him swing himself back from mocking her.

“Hahaha.. Some hero. You will die this day.. this time.. Amy Rose. As you have always done.” he swished his tail, narrowing his eyes. “Love cannot save you... in any possible future created...”

Amy’s eyes shrunk as she started to back away, his hand moving up as he crushed it into a fist.

His eyes were full of fire... death looked pretty certain in those blazing red eyes.. the yellow irises pierced into her and for a second..

She trembled in fear of cold, death.

“Now then... as i exists in every outcome of this fate... I shall not miss the mark..” he threw his hand back, charging it up as Sonic got onto his knee, still weary- but giving Amy a cue...

He nodded.

He wasn’t going to give up so easily..

His fists came up and she nodded back,...

Then she ran.

“Hmph!” He threw the beam out, but Sonic ran and gripped it with his hand, skimming to a halt and holding his wrist.

“AHH!” he hissed at the steam he saw from his now burnt palm, and turned to Infinte.

                              “Well... Erk... that’s one possibility down.”

Infinite tsk’ed.

He powered through the air and slammed into Sonic.

“Interfere all you want,... but this is one fate you’ll be sorely disappointed in...” he moved a hand over his mask, as suddenly his eyes widened and his ego grew enraged when Amy’s voice spoke up again.

“If you’ve seen every possiblity.. then you have to know- Love has no bounds, and Hope can’t be defeated! Give up, Infinite! Why do you want to merge all universes into such a ugly world... to just destroy it all and end everything?”

“GRR...I’m so sick of your voice!” he went to charge her but Sonic’s shadowed possibilities came back-

One jumped on his head, but a faded Infinite turned around and hit him off. Another tried to hit him from the side, a powerful kick, but Infinite’s possibility tail whipped him away, sending him flying.

Multiple attempts at saving Amy.. and failing miserably...

“I am all... and I am one.” Infinite rose his arms, and the cubes suddenly glitched into reality, and this world’s Sonic was pushed back by them.

“NO!” he cried out, seeing all his other attempts through time and space failing as well.

“AMY!” for the first time, Amy heard pure fear in Sonic’s voice. Worry couldn’t even describe that pitch that came from him calling out her name.

She ran faster, but couldn’t help and turn back to check on Sonic.

However, when she realized Infinite was gaining on her at extreme speeds; she ducked into the alleyways of the ruined cityscape and kept weaving through them.

She wanted to look back.. as all of a sudden there was a ghost version of one future, where she turned to look back, and a beam shot into her face.

“AHH!” Amy shrieked, seeing that future fade and disappear as a cube took it’s place.

“No where to run... from whatever path you choose... I will know where it ends.”

Infinite’s eye shot open with a powerful, sharp stare.

He threw his hand out.

“Now,.. you die!”

“Wrong!”

Amy jumped!

Having faith that Sonic could still save her, she looked below her and saw the other Amys of different outcomes turning left or right, only to be hit; but Infinite, even in his vastness of presence in all universes, skidded to a halt as he had-

Missed?

His eye twitched.

“What..?” he looked up.

Amy glared down.

In a split-second... Sonic had shot from the ground and grabbed her torso, racing away as Amy clung to his head, looking back to Infinte and smiling gleefully.

She had stunned Infinite.

“This is not the dimension where I die!” she cried out.

He lifted a shaky hand to his eye.. “I..Im.. Impossible..”

With every bit of air left in her, she threw her head up, and shot it down- belting the words she truly believed in with all her heart...

                  “This is the dimension.. where you realize you lose!”

He roared, an animalistic cry that broke sound and sent a shock-wave through the area.

It was like it was painful for him to confess it...

He threw his head back down, unarching his back.

“So long as the dimensions are fused as one... I will track your scent down... and I will prove to you that there is nothing you can do to stop- INFINITE!” he shot his arms out, as cubes covered the walls and flooded the open areas...

Searching...

Sonic, in his apparent fright and desperation, rolled out of a townsquare’s clearing and bashed himself against a wall.

He laid there.. heavily breathing.. his eyes scanning for life...

Amy immediately shook her head, before turning back and placing her hands lovingly on the sides of his face, realizing he was panicking.

“Sonic.. Sonic? I’m here. I’m alright. You have to believe me, Sonic. This is not the world where I die! This is the one we’ll beat him in!” she pleaded for him to snap out of it, and he closed his eyes.

Relieved she was unharmed, he placed a hand to one side of his face that wasn’t facing the ground, and held it a moment before Infinite came flying in, with his cascade of red cubes...

There sound was like pixels forming in trinkles upon a screen... and they glitched all around him like waterdroplets...

“If you choose to believe that... then you really are fools.” he shifted his clawed fingers out, rolling them before rotating his wrist and spreading his arms out, a leg up slightly in the air as he powered his cubes around him in the air.

They glowed at the strength he provided for them.

Sonic got up, helping Amy to her feet and moving her behind him, a protective hand out, as he gasped for sane air and a calm thoughts...

“Would you like to see..” Infinite tilted his head, “All of the ways you die..? Sonic?”

Again, Sonic flinched a little with his arms moving out and back, and his head swishing around at all the hims that appeared in see-through form.

They charged Infinite in different and numberless ways, all falling under the cubes firing endless bullets to each one.

When they fell, or were shot, or hit down by Infinite’s possibilities flying out around him, they disappeared in glitchy squares around them.

Sonic kept looking around... realizing they never quit..

“Sonic.” Amy put a hand on his shoulder.

He looked back at her, kinda shaken up by seeing him die so many times, in so many ways...

He nodded to her, and looked forward.

“Amy..?”

Her eyes grew concerned, trying to look over his shoulder and hear him better from behind.

“...I can watch myself lose... over and over again... but..” 

He lowered his head.

“..I can’t stand to see you die... because of me.”

She held her breath.

“Amy.. promise you won’t think less of me..”

His fists clenched tightly together.

She nodded, “You could never be a coward to me, Sonic. Turning tail and running for my sake.. would be the bravest thing you could ever do for me.” her eyes bent back, she truly meant it.

Her heart was breaking at all the times she witnessed him dying too, and if anything could save both their lies..

It’s Sonic letting go of his pride.

“Now... come and meet BOTH you’re fates..!” Infinite jerked himself forward, ready...

Sonic slowly lifted his head up, a fierce glare.

“That’s a battle-...

                                     For another day...”

Sonic turned and quickly grabbed Amy, darting out of the city as Infinite’s eye scanned the area, amazed as the blue lightening faded from his eye, and the possibility disappeared one by one..

“No.. No this can’t be..” he watched as this universe began to shift... and he gripped his mask, the pain soaring through him of another life of suffering- before he ever got it right...

                                                “NOOO!!!!!”

She had proven herself right..

                                                  For now..

Sonic darted into the woods, safe in teh darkness of the day that soon crept in- before placing Amy down.

He moved away from her, overcome with feeling as though he had backed out- but not wanting to risk losing Amy..

“We did it, Sonic.. we really did it!” Amy, unnoticing his distress for a moment, joyfully looked to her hands, and then cheered, turning to him. “We foiled Infinite!”

Sonic, still breathing a bit loudly, panted and turned to look sorrowfully over his shoulder to her, before turning away once again.

Her excitement at their triumphant seemed to melt away at seeing his expression.. and slowly moved over to him.

“Sonic..? What’s wrong?”

“..I would never normally ask this of you Amy..”

His voice grew grave.

Amy’s eyes started to shake, turning glossy...

“Don’t do this...” she breathed out, realizing he-

“But you can’t follow me into battle this time... for now,.. just not yet.” he squinted his eyes shut and shook his head.

“Sonic..” she pushed a hand to her chest.... feeling her heart start breaking into thousands of pieces.

“You have to believe me Sonic.. you have to believe that this is the universe where we stop Infinite! Where everyone lives!”

“I can’t risk you dying, Amy!” he threw himself around, his eyes intense, shutting her up almost at once.

He calmed down for a moment, and in shame at yelling to her, he looked away and hung his head to the side.

His eyes scanned the ground before he locked them shut to worry, and moved back towards her... “Amy...” he extended his arms to the side of himself, leaning forward.

“It’s for the best...”

She turned her head away from him.

“I.. I don’t care if you push me away...” she admitted, but her fist shook violently to her side. “But to not believe me.. to not trust me.. I COULD DIE A THOUSAND DEATHS- IN A THOUSAND DIFFERENT WAYS- AND STILL NOT FEAR BEING IN LOVE WITH YOU!”

She threw her hand out, as he stepped back, shocked by her words.

“I wouldn’t care if every time I did... I was put in harms way. I would still love you, Sonic The Hedgehog! That’s why Infinite can’t win! It’s because I will never doubt that! That I would never quit following you, or remaining by your side, so long as I breath I-!” She threw her head up from her declarations as Sonic’s face grew stone-like... his mouth forming into a conflicted frown as he tried desperately to be firmer than before.

“Please..” he lowered his voice,... forcing her to quiet down to hear him.

It completely silenced her, as she bent her ears back and hunched down slight, moving away; timidly...

His eyes shone with the threat of his own feelings pouring out in tears... but he never shed one- not a single drop.

He stood firmly, straightening himself out as he took a breath and held his peace.

“Stay away from me, Amy... At least until this war is won.”

Her mouth hung open as she gripped her arms up by the crook of her neck.

She lowered her head and started softly crying..

He couldn’t hold fast to the faith she had...

He couldn’t truly... believe in that kind of love.. or at least.. in her yet.

He seemed to want to comfort her, but turned his head away. His outstretched arms were now pulled forcefully in.

“I-.. I’ll go.” With her gaping mouth, she was able to get the words she wanted out right.

She stepped away, slowly... as if cowering to the fact that he was rejecting her.

“...But only because I know you’re doing this to protect me.. and hopefully..” she lifted her head up, as if every bit of her being was left on this one.. last line...

“That it’s out of love.”

He said nothing, but refused to look at her. Standing firm, he closed his cruel eyes that betrayed him as he frowned and let the tension from his shoudlers go as she ran off.

“Amy...” he turned back to look at her racing away, his eyes longing for one last look...

“I just can’t risk losing you.” he shook his head and took off, regretting every minute of what he had just done..

The guilt lasted for quite some time..

Even as many more fights were won, he would look up...

And see her standing on a hill.

Shyly, she would look up in sorrowful pain, and wave.

He only watched the action... before seeing her ears bend back in humble surrender to his request, and start to walk backwards down the hill, lowering herself out of sight..

One day, she raced to the woods and swung herself behind a tree, gripping her heart at the ache of not being able to praise him, to embrace him, to declare how much she missed him and that she was glad he was safe...

“Such agony...”

She gasped and tried to run but from the shadows... Infinite looped a strong, tight hand around her mouth so she couldn’t scream.. another around her waist.

Pulling her towards him, she was immobilized but tried to fight back, her muffled shouts only made it more pleasurable for Infinite to grip her body into absolute submission.

He moved his mask’s sharp end into her neck, taking in the scent he had tracked for so.. so long.. but couldn’t trace out with the others in the battlefield.

“At long last..” he lightly spoke, as Amy felt herself gasping for air and numbness coming from her limps at his tight, animalistic hold on her.

“I’ve been waiting to prove you wrong..” he laughed, chuckling as he moved the knife like edge away from her neck and then lifted her into the air.

Her eyes were starting to go black from suffocation...

“Sometimes..” he almost purred in a dark, husky voice..

His eyes narrowed as he felt her body going lame in his grasps..

“One creates his fate... by trying to prevent it.”

“Ah..” she moaned her last breath, losing consciousness before he freed her.

He let her body drape over the side of his arm, and stared at it...

She began to gently breath again, and he looked to all the possibilities around him that let her die; dropping cold the lifeless body beneath him and then taking off.

But he held the still breathing body on his arm.. and stared at it.

Hovering up and down in slight movements... his tail swished to keep balance as her body seemed to roll off his arm, and he caught it.

“...Perhaps... there is more than just death that awaits you..” his pondering led him to a new idea.. one that could ensure Sonic’s destruction, the war’s end, and the world’s successful merge towards it’s doom once and for all...

Remembering how Sonic usually held Amy, he moved her bridal style, and once again, just seemed to be stuck in the moment with her..

He tilted her head towards him, looking at her fainted face... and watched as she breathed gently in her sleep..

“...Hmph... Hope and...” he stopped himself.

“...love...” he saw her head slowly, through gravity, roll back and fall.

He moved his arm and shoulder to bring it up by his face again... keeping her there.

He moved his eye up her frame, “Maybe... there is more to learn about this... Eternity... you speak of.” he looked to the moon in the sky, and seemed suck in it’s light.

“Why kill what I could learn from.. so that I may more fully understand it...” he turned sharply back to her, “And kill it quicker- Again!”

He then soared through the sky.

Faking Amy’s death, he let Sonic watch as Amy’s downed body disappear in a mist of cubes.

“NOO!” Sonic raced forward but was too late to even reach her before the cubes left nothing in their wake.

“She’s gone, Sonic.” Infinite rose in the air, “I’ve erased her from this existence. Soon,.. you’ll barely remember her name.”

Sonic fell to his knees. “Amy...” he slowly twitched his hands to his head.

Infinite looked away, ahead of him.

“Finish the job.” he stated to Shadow, and darted up.

Shadow watched him, confused why he was putting on this show...

Infinite, once out of sight, drew back the form of flowing cubes, opening them up to reveal a perfectly unharmed Amy Rose.

He let his clawed hand skim over her head a moment.

“Hahaha... Even in a world where you still abound... he can’t have you now...” his eye locked in a gleeful evil, before turning in shock to see Tails above; leaning over the side of a building’s rooftop.

“Amy..!” he lightly breathed out, whispering- before seeing Infinite glare his way.

“Uh oh.” Tails took off, as Infinite summoned Chaos, who glitched out of a drain, his body halfway out before looking to where Infinite’s hand gestured out and pointed too.

“Stop him! Don’t let him live to breath the tale!”

Chaos obeyed and scaled the building like a backwards river- going to hunt for Tails...

(that’s the end :)c you like? Amy kinda is changing Infinite.. but again, was it for the better or for worst? Since he clearly could care less about preserving the world or it’s universes lol. Up to you~)

[i-love-jade-harley]

alright heres some of my homestuck/warcraft headcanon shit

basically just like

what race they’d be/play, what class, what spec, how theyd play, how often they play, etc, etc...

idk how many characters im doing so more below the read more bullshit

mostly a ramble tbh lmao

(beta + alpha kids, beta trolls, calliope + caliborn. sorta a everyone lives/nobody dies au)

if u need to know what smth means just hmu

OKAY so lets start off with the kids

ok personally i think john would play either a monk or a paladin?? like i think he’d prefer the playstyle of a paladin but his monk would be for heals in case a raid group or smth needs it. he’d honestly probably do LFR and just casually play in general, but sometimes he’d play for like 11 days straight then not get back on for 2 months. but when he’s playing casually he just does LFR and world questing, maybe sometimes doing dungeon groups with dave or something. he’d probably be a DPS paladin because tanking is bullshit and so is healing. (believe me i know) he’d also use the heckin goofiest mounts there are. like you know the chicken? he’d spend the money to get it. like actual cash. he wants the chicken. let him have the chicken. but back on the topic of race he’d probably play a dwarf or a gnome. he’d probably have a level 2 gnome hunter. he also runs a prank guild that all the kids are in! a few trolls are in it, too. vriska, kanaya, terezi, and karkat are in it. 

rose??? would probably play a shadow priest. probably nothing else, really. she may go heals every once in a while but dont expect her to want to. she plays a human. she only plays human and worgen. belf if she has to go horde. i dont really know if she’d just play casually because dave roped her in, or if she got really into it so now she has 12 max level characters. even if she doesnt like the game itself, she’d probably really like the lore!!! she’d probably also love the idea of xmog and what you can make your characters look like, bc some of the xmog is really badass. she’d probably use the emo purple bird thing as a mount (i forgot the name) or maybe she’d use the wotlk undead dragons. maybe the bc netherwing dragons?? im not sure!!! for pets she’d def have the feline familiar with her at all times (roxy would too) because who doesnt want a little witch kitty flying on a broom with you???

dave would honestly play a survival hunter. except he’d just punch shit to death. just autoattack. though when he’s ACTUALLY playing like a normal person he’d probably play a dps warrior. i could also see him tanking sometimes if he needs to. he probably only has one or two max level characters, but they have decent gear. he probably sometimes actually plays his hunter in a decent way but he probably just goes to low level neutral areas. he probably plays on a pvp server for that exact reason. he has one level 10 belf. he uses it to dance on mailboxes and get gold. he really just trolls people on it. he also roleplays, but makes sure to do it in the shittiest way possible. he only uses walk. no running. he uses the biggest mounts he has and walks on roleplayers when hes playing on an rp server. he probably raids on his warrior and is probably in a raiding guild. he purposefully mic spams the raid so he just gets muted, though. for mounts he’d obviously use the love rocket that he worked oh so hard for. for pets i dont really know what hed use?? probably brightpaw or whatever the purple cat thing is. he makes rose disappointed because he pays for mounts and pets with real money. tsk tsk. he has no professions except fishing, which he has maxed out. he may also have a DK that he has just to piss people off. hes the second highest tier in the prank guild. whenever they do raids (they occasionally do) he rp walks across the map to get to the raid. kanaya screams at him to accept the summon but he insists that he’s almost there. 

jade would def have herbalism as her main profession!! she may also have mining to sell on the auction house. she would DEFINITELY play a bm hunter!! its a worgen all the way. she prefers to have it in worgen form too. since she doesnt really like horde and cant use many wolf mounts, shed def go with the mechanostriders! for flying i think she’d use the serpents!! i could also see her using the pandaren turtle moutns. her fave xpac is def either mop or wod. she actually liked garrisons. she’s really slow w leveling so she isn’t max level for legion, but her friends still play with her!! (me too buddy) she likes doing mount/pet/reagent farming and regularly gives her friends herbs and other mats to level their professions! she also sometimes roleplays with dave in goldshire to mess with people. she loves using emotes like /lol and /joke! she also uses toys VERY often. her hunter pet is a white wolf named bec, and she has a team of battle pets consisting of fel pup, frostwolf ghostpup, and cinder pup! sometimes she’ll use lil bad wolf, though. she’s actually super good at pet battling, but she only battles friends. she doesnt play to be the “best”, she just plays because its a fun game! she also loves playing hearthstone.

jane doesnt play much, and has a level 60 dwarf resto shaman. the only reason she has looms is because roxy gave her the gold to get them. she only has level 20 riding, and only has a single horse. she still plays with friends, but the game just really isnt her cup of tea. she has a few cool pets she found while playing in low level areas, and she likes playing the auction house when she does play! she’s in a prank guild that john owns (all the kids are in it, they prank the trolls and roleplayers) and that’s honestly the thing she enjoys the most. 

roxy loves doing pvp with dirk. some of her friends call them the sneakies. she plays a rogue, and switches around her spec depending on what kind of pvp she’s doing. (as in she switches specs for open world, battlegrounds or arenas) she’s decked out in full pvp gear and always gets the newest tiers when theyre released. though she loves pvp she really does love raiding but she prefers playing with her friends! she helps everyone exploit game bugs for the prank guild, and will help cover peoples tracks when gold buying and such. she has all of her fun mounts set as favorites and just randomizes which one she rides. she uses the feline familiar pet EVERYWHERE. she wont use any other pet. at all. roxy also datamines ptr and spoils new lore for rose occasionally.

hoo boy. dirk is a top tier pvper. he mostly mains a ww monk and a rogue for pvp. he has 12 max level characters and 12 horde ones that are also max. he chooses class/race combos based on which one is the most reasonable for lore. he has an orc hunter named getshrekt. hes gold capped on all of his alliance characters. hes basically sleeve (if you play on bonechewer i hope you know who im talking about) he multiboxes 25 accounts to shit on leveling players. roxy helped him set this all up. all of his bots and multiboxes are hal. hal plays with him. he buys gold from a third party source and overthrows the wow economy. he causes the great depression in wow. he buys out every mat and then puts them back on the auction house for a few silver. since hes gold capped this has 0 affect. his character for the prank guild is maxed out and in pretty decent pvp gear. its also gold capped. he buys level boosts and uses actual money to buy tokens to increase his gold numbers. hes everyones worst nightmare. hes the reason no one plays horde on dirks server. dirk plays with roxy a LOT. they do arenas and basically just crush anyone who dares standing up to him. he exploits game bugs and has items people didnt know exist. he uses his special snowflake mounts that people thought were unattainable. he has bots farming spawn points for herbs and mining nodes. he plans on ruling the economy of his server. he ganks people that are his own level. he camps their corpses until they force quit the game. hes absolutely hated. he’ll be flying, and itll look like someone with a glitched name. then he’ll land in front of someone, and 20 multiboxes will spread out behind him. he ganks his victim. there is no escape. no mercy. 

jake plays a worgen mm hunter! he refuses to use bows and crossbows. it ALWAYS has to be xmogged to a gun. he mostly does world quests and only has horse mounts to keep it simple and traditional. he likes to collect pets and plays with jade a lot! he’s also in the prank guild and absolutely LOVES it. he loves the open world aspect of the game. he also collects random items in-game, like the scarabs from ahnqiraj (i personally collect those oops) he’s also a bit of an altoholic, and loves leveling, but never really finishes anything. he has all of the exploration achievements. ALL OF THEM. he love love LOVES exploring the maps in the game. he also actually LIKED the cata revamp because it gave him more to explore. he has a goblin thats also a hunter thats level capped just so he could explore horde areas without worrying about being ganked or attacked. he knows his way in all of the major cities. you know huntards? well jake is the complete opposite of that. hes an amazing hunter. it surprises his friends. 

bonus: hal helps dirk with being an asshole to everyone on the servers he plays on. he multiboxes with dirk and set up bots to watch the auction house for him. hes just as much as an asshole as dirk is.

NOW FINALLY ON TO THE TROLLS!!!! 

aradia plays a belf destruction warlock. she’s a casual player and plays with sollux a lot. she doesnt play very often, but when she does she gets really into the game, especially when playing with friends! she doesnt have many mounts, but she has the headless horseman mount and thats what she uses most of the time. she has maxed out archaeology and has all the items for it. though she has the pets from it, the only pets she uses are frogs.

tavros plays a gnome bm hunter unironically. hes not a very good hunter but not huntard level. he mostly plays with the other lowbloods, sometimes vriska. he only really got roped into wow because of its ties to hearthstone. he wanted to know more about the characters, but stayed because of the animals. it really isnt too much of his cup of tea, but still plays because his friends do. he doesnt have professions nor a maxed out character. he has the mechanostrider mounts and the default pets. he also has the heartstone mount.

sollux heckin loves wow. he plays a troll mage. he switches between fire and frost, but never arcane. he hates arcane. he mostly plays with aradia, but he likes the occasional raid. he has good dps with decent gear. hes mostly a casual, but he loves messing with the games files and datamining. 

karkat is a....special player. he has a blood dk that hes maxed out but hes in all green quest gear. he keeps trying to defeat dave in a dual but it doesnt work. dave got rose and john to help convince karkat that gnome is masterrace. he believed them. now hes a shitty little gnome aggroing everything and getting caught in the fire. he’s very upset because he cant beat dave. help this poor boy. his only pets are crabs. he has all of them. every single one. they’re all the poorest quality, but he loves them anyways. the only mounts he’ll use is mammoths to be an asshole to everyone. he plays a lot because he wants to crush dave’s pride. help this boy.

nepeta plays either a bm hunter or a feral druid! she roped equius in, and they tried to level together, but equius went too fast, so nepeta doesnt have a maxed out character. she enjoys playing with him nonetheless, even if its just running around stormwind! she plays on a roleplay server (NOT moodguard) and loves roleplaying and meeting new people. she rides the tiger/saber mounts and has all of the cat pets! she almost refuses to go out of cat form when on her druid. both of her toons are nelfs.

kanaya mains a human affli warlock and a nelf demon hunter. she likes the aesthetic of both locks and dhs, but prefers the play style of a warlock. she plays with rose most of the time, and they do world quests when they play. she has tailoring and enchanting as her professions, and both are maxed out. she prefers this because she can just make her own gear to sell and get gold. she has the jade panther that rose made her, and uses that mount most of the time. she doesnt really like collecting pets, but rose gave her a moth that she adores. 

terezi plays a resto druid on nepetas server, and mostly roleplays with vriska. she roleplays as a dragon most of the time. she has all of the dragon pets and mounts, and shes VERY proud of her collection and wont hesitate to rub it in vriskas face. she almost got banned multiple times trying to complete her collection. she prefers doing old world raids and farming to get xmog to improve her roleplay outfit, and so she can have different sets for different characters. she sometimes roleplays with nepeta, but most of the time she roleplays with vriska.

vriska plays a nelf demon hunter, and roleplays with terezi on her server. sadly theres no spider mounts but she has the recruit a friend rocket because she did raf with tavros. she does pvp when shes not roleplaying, and she’s trying to get on the highest level. she has all of the spider pets. every single one of them. she tries to overthrow the auction house, but cant. (shes not on dirks server, so hes not messing her up. its just that she doesnt have much gold because of xmog.) she likes to ruin some peoples rolaplays, but loves roleplaying with terezi and sometimes nepeta. 

equius only got into the game because of nepeta. he didnt think hed like it at first, but he really does. he prefers to tank. he has a maxed out dk, warrior, monk, and paladin. he and nepeta tried to level characters together, but he went too fast for her. he has all of the horse mounts and will only ride those. hes not very interested in pets except the engineering ones, and engineering is maxed out on his main toon. he enjoys raiding in his free time, but will also pvp for mounts. hes mostly casual.

oh man, gamzee should be interesting. he plays a troll shaman. no one really knows what he does, really. they just see that hes online and in a major city. is he playing the auction house? is he talking to people? no one knows. when the darkmoon faire comes around, he plays for all 7 days straight. he doesnt really ride mounts or have pets, but he collects them. no one knows why he plays or HOW hes maxed out in raiding gear. he just is.

eridan is a whiny bitch when it comes to wow. he wants to get on dirks level but doesnt know how to. even though hes sometimes a bitch about it, he does enjoy roleplaying and playing with karkat. he plays an arcane mage or a mm hunter. the only mount he rides is the sea turtle mount. you know the one? the one that makes you slow on land but fast in water? yea. he rides that. he HAS other mounts, but he wants the turtle.

feferi does NOT like wow. i mean, yea, she’ll heal for raids, but she doesnt like killing things. she plays a resto shaman and doesnt use a specific mount because she doesnt play that often.

calliope also doesnt like wow, but will play with roxy. she likes doing pet battles, and thats really all she does. she has a level 10 druid that doesnt have a spec. she has no mounts but has cool pets that roxy gave her. she camps in stormwind and refuses to go ANYWHERE else. 

caliborn LOVES world of warcraft. he roleplays with dirk on moonguard, but dirk says nothing. just to piss off caliborn. he tried to multibox to kill dirk, but he ended up freezing his game. he constantly pesters the alpha kids, and really doesnt talk to anyone else except to make fun of new players. he has 1 mount and its the goblin mount. he mains a goblin rogue thats level 40.