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Republican senator Rick Scott of Florida keeps talking about "sun setting" all laws, regulations, and statutes every five years.
He's the one who defrauded Medicare, Medicaid, and other federal programs and got away with it.
Why Floridians were so damn stupid to elect him, reward him is beyond me.
But floridians like their chubby hitler DeSantis ...
#Rick Scott#the penis with ears#Florida#stupid floridians#Medicare#Medicaid#Social Security#chubby hitler DeSantis#Ron DeSantis#fucking Republicans#republicans#Stonekettle
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woke up w a vision today
#there is no sex penis this time. its the touden siblings being big dogs to marcille#sorry i couldnt make up my mind abt laios ears its so hard to leave people with short hair earless w theres animal ears involved#they look WEIRD!@#anyway hopefully nobody tries to kill me for this but i do also like marcille/laios...i think they are cute :)#but i know people are vehemently against that ship so i consider it more trouble than its worth to post about it#also why cant i see my own read mores in my dashboard. is tumblr preemptively sending me to hell
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Dumb fuck discord doodles /affectionate
The last one is a scene from a fix called Moon Sick!!
#I’m gonna do more i just reached the photo limit NHHNNNNHG#I had a lot of fun on stream!! going to try and do another one tmrw afternoon 😎#doodles#Lego monkie kid#monkie kid#lmk#lmk macaque#lmk six eared macaque#lmk liu er mihou#lmk sun wukong#lmk Swk#sun wukong#lmk MK#lmk xiaotian#lmk long xiaojiao#lmk Mei#lmk redson#lmk red son#lmk sandy#the next batch has penis wright and dumb Gucci shenanigans#lmk fanart#lmk ao lie
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#a doodley#1. they shld not have given [cheye] the [freedom to draw penis in his sketchbook]#2. i like how talon's pointy vampyre ears hold his hair up as well as the thought of his original ears#sticking out a little...so he has reason to want to keep em covered anyway#DAMN they shadowbanned my post again
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hello
#isat#in stars and time#isat isabeau#see technically this is a lisa post#but any identifying features of lisa minus the ears are hidden#so. lmao#ns.tiff#dear lisa;#i have a proper title in the works for him i just cant warp it in a way i like#smth about torn fabric. that's all i have#for all 2 people who keep up w my shenanigans#anyways not as funny as penis face but i spent time on it so you get it!#torn fabric / OTiF
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i am once again thinking about a buffy and spike body swap episode.
SOMEONE PLEASE DROP FIC RECS IN THE NOTES HELP A GUY OUT I DON’T READ SMUT BTW I JUST NEED THIS SO BAD
#ik they already did it with faith and it was so iconic and incredible#but hhhhhhhhh#you just know james and sarah would EAT each other’s roles#also buffy manspreading 🗣 buffy in spike’s clothes 🗣🗣 spike picking crazy emo jewelerry for her ears 🗣🗣🗣#DO YOU SEE THE VISION#and if it was during season 6… when they’re doing it every five minutes…#spike would be so weird about it and buffy would just be crying because she suddenly has a penis#i need it so bad you don’t even understand#btvs#buffy the vampire slayer#fanfic#fanfiction#spuffy#btvs spike#buffy summers
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Read all the official Peni content… she’s an Absolute Fave now!! 💕💕
#spiderverse#Peni Parker#eyy no spoilers this time#or no movie spoilers#comics spoilers? yeah kinda#did my best to style match!#since I already did Evangelion style I tried the other two animes referenced in her debut comic#my art#I can’t believe there’s only like 4 small stories that center her we need MORE#okay#NOW folks can talk to me more about how her comic canon translates into the Spider-Verse movies#I’m All Ears
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“Sure, detective,” 🪩✨🔨
#artists on tumblr#disco elysium#kim kitsuragi#swap au#when you succumb to the trend#(worth it)#little ratty shit boy w a penis earring
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Tongue and Ear*? headcanons (+ trying to draw the boys w/o reference) Anyone, asides from Mammon, on here has a normal tongue. I forgot to include mammon and I closed the canvas so rip him (he has a gold tongue.) Barbatos: Black, Mid-Forked, Short (Human-length), Glows Blue in the Dark/on command Diavolo: Black, Tip Forked, Long ,has barbs/bumps on it. Levi: Purple, Forked, Long Satan: Green, Short, Beel: Normal Color, Extremely Long, Prehensile, Sticky and Slimy, Perfect for getting anything that's stuck in jars. Belphie: Spotted but normal, Long, Somewhat Prehensile. Maybe the other bros will get weird tongue (doubt) and idk about Mephisto rn maybe when we see his demon form.
#*ears a highly subject to change lmao some of these I did just cause#obey me headcanon#Lili's OM Headcanon.#had to ride the wave of inspiration while I had it even if it was just drawing tongues#will I ever get the energy to do penis headcanons who knOoOoOows tho it won't be posted on here if I do#lili's obey me headcanon
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anyway trans negan would have insane tdick bulge
#i like how i believe when he is trans the dick size game is way better than when he is cis#like almost the same size no matter what#so like massive tdick and tiny penis#brushes hair behind ear#rui pervs
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what happened to throbbing in pain
#yumey dreams up words#me when zamuza starts playing and i dont have a little dick in my ear yelling ‘haha theyre repeating throb a bunch’#‘it throbs it throbs…haha like a peni-‘ KILL YOURSELF
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My cat’s name is Dennis the Menace and for fun I call him Deenis the Penis and someday that’s going to get me in trouble
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I love Dee’s grandma - that is all
And from the mouth of Yak “Your grandma is cool” 😎
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Wandee Goodday, episode 5
#it’s not any grandma who coolly accepts a half naked stranger with bunny 🐰 ears in your grandson apartment#or teasingly asked about a penis shaped booster and asked your grandson condom size 🫡#or hangout at 3am playing the guitar and drink wine#she is my hero#wandee goodday#episode 4#yakdee#greatinn#great sapol#inn sarin#veeraporn nitiprapha
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I did not put that nightmare blunt in your ear i prommy wommy
Convo @ghost--castle @abnormal-tulip and i had
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genuinely confused and looking for clarification - it seems like you're saying that piercing babies' ears is okay because (among other reasons) it's a cultural practice, and that it's a white/colonial take to condemn it... but circumcision is (often, tho not always, especially in the US) also a cultural practice for jewish people? both things are done for cosmetic reasons by people who don't have a specific cultural practice attached to it, but both are also performed as cultural rites, but it sounds like you're condemning circumcision but not infant ear piercings?
The difference is that ear piercings are benign and reversible. Genital mutilation is dangerous and permanent.
#It really isn’t more complex than that#Piercing ears and cutting the tip of a penis off are two VERY different procedures#not really sure what isn’t clicking
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I have a migraine, I'm hungry, I hurt, I'm tired, and yet I still made progress on my new favourite art piece: Penis Dog. Love finds a way <3
#penis dog is a dog that unfortunately looks like a penis. it was not on purpose at first.#i just finished painting it today n i gotta finish it up tomorrow or something#it needs a googly eye and fake eyelashes and glitter#cant decide if i wanna try giving it a skin texture or just leave it smooth. thats for future me to decide <3#id post a picture but currently it just looks like a regular penis and would absolutely get flagged.#if you want to imagine penis dog: the ballsack is the ears. the tip is the nose. very stout and hefty.#you too can make a penis dog. all you need is material and something to shape the material. and a dream.#batty blogging#text
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