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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 6 months ago

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You made her cry, time to die.

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #jiang yanli #jin zixuan #wei wuxian #This scene actually takes place many months before the previous scene.#Hence the outfits looking different!#Consider this a flashback within a flashback!#Speaking of outfits - no one noticed/commented on it so I'll give my little continuity nod away:#JZX's bandages on his wrist are from the *last* time he insulted Jiang Yanli.#I considered having WWX maul him like a chew toy again but I think this punchline hits funnier. A kickline. if you will.#And speaking of other outfit nods: This is a meta nod towards JYL's first appearance in this series.#Where I accidently made the flower on her dress look like a penis. Hoping no one would notice.#Then months later...just when I thought I was safe...someone pointed it out and I *wailed*. I AM SO SORRY SHIJIE...#I really to love this scene a lot. We have JYL just trying her best + JZX being a dickhead + WWX being full of rage. Mwah. Delicious.#I especially love how the audio drama comments that Jiang Cheng is on his way over. You *know* he's about to start swinging too.

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spacelazarwolf · 6 months ago

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what “not all men” was supposed to be about:

person a: i was raped by a man and it was awful.

person b: ummmm well not all men are rapists???? are you saying all men are rapists????

person a: ???? i literally never said that????

what radical-feminism-snorting bozos on this website think it is:

person a: all men are inherently predatory, aggressive, and dangerous.

person b: hey that’s a pretty fucked up generalization to make about an entire population. also i don’t think you’ve considered how intersectionality plays out here.

person a: lmao shut the fuck up “not all men” mra.

#it’s fun to try to figure out if by ‘men’ they mean people who were assigned male at birth or ppl who have a penis or ppl who id as men #sometimes for some reason it’s all three

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aesthetic-uni · 2 years ago

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Miles “Who’s Morales” vs Gwen “Gwwwwanda�� vs Pavtir “You seem like a nice young woman I do not know” FIGHT

#uni talks about the universe #spiderverse #across the spiderverse #across the spider verse spoilers #miles morales #gwen stacy #pavtir prabhakar #the spider kids DO NOT know how to lie #Jess: You know we can just teach them how to lie #Miguel: sorry no this is a canon event #Peter B: For once I agree every kid must suffer through this stage #Hobie seems like he’s immune to this #but he slipped up once and no one has ever been able to figure out what happened #there’s wild rumors going around that he will never confirm nor deny #side note Margo and Peni are also apart of the spider kids #this has nothing to do with the post I just see people leaving them out so I’m making this formal announcement to my two followers #originally I put how pav’s hair was giving him away but the scene with saving his girlfriend felt more accurate yknow?

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byjove · 7 months ago

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Dale Bartholomew Cooper is transgender, not only is he transgender but Dale Cooper was his birth name. He just added the ‘Bartholomew’. He came out in 1961 and both of his parents were radically accepting. They wanted him to have a happy midcentury boyhood but it was difficult to provide, not because of his gender identity but because he was severely asthmatic and stalked by a manifestation of all of the evil in the world. Being transgender causes him little to no consternation. He is stealth but Albert does his medical evaluation every quarter so that is no obstacle. He occasionally forgets he is transgender.

#dale cooper #twin peaks #you know he didn’t tell Harry until they were out of the talking phase #getting into heavy petting in the Bronco and Harry goes to palm his crotch and he is like ‘Harry I do not have a penis.’#SOOOOO CASUALLY #man this edible rulesssss

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chiangyorange · 16 days ago

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dear fellow soldier, we are unified by little things that mean everything. not all is forgiven, but it's a start

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#dear fellow soldier au #the rendering style for my posts will never be consistent and im not about to start now !! its not consistent and im gonna make it everyone #elses problem !!!!!#linked universe #linkeduniverse #lu age #lu hyrule #lu legend #lu wind #lu four #lu time #lu twilight #lu sky #lu warriors #my art #also sky made an awful penis joke abt that gourd and it took twilight out for nearly a solid hour :]

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cathartidae · 1 year ago

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penis lizard

#previously 'do you still think im pretty'#turns out being hopelessly devoted to a guy who randomly decided to stop responding instead of communicating #it ends bad. LOL. good luck to folks who relate 💀#anyway penis lizard

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sporesgalaxy · 1 year ago

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I'm always tagging Sanji in things. well its time to start drawing (threat)

#1pc #spacecreate #one piece #zoro in the bg on his way to find out if the penis is mightier than the sword

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thedreadvampy · 2 years ago

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Losing my shit about this article in which a transphobic Tory was so busy panicking about existing in the vicinity of a Trans that she almost certainly misheard "jeans" as "penis" and decided that not only was this a problem with the other woman, but also that the world must be informed of this pressing danger.

"a trans woman! I had to stand directly behind her....I thought, 'this is going well', I'm handling The Situation fine'..."

translated: I saw a tall woman with broad shoulders. How would I get out of this alive? I thought. she has a PENIS. PENIS PENIS PENIS. through some force of PENIS I mean will I managed to PENIS behave normally towards her. My hands were PENIS PENIS PENIS shaking as I tried to dry them. summoning up all my PENIS courage I said 'dryer's crap innit'. she turned to me and said " yeah I'm just goiPENIS PENIS PENIS"

It's been a week and I'm still shaking. This proves trans women are the problem and I'm not weird. I'm fine. It's fine. If you think about it I'm the hero hePENIS!!!!!

very this

#red said #it's just. I'm obsessed.#everyone on Twitter is saying 'never happened' and i think they're wrong #this absolutely did happen and she's been obsessing over how vindicated it made her feel enough to WRITE AN ARTICLE ABOUT IT #because she MISHEARD SOMEONE IN A CASUAL CONVERSATION #i lay out my reasoning thusly: if you were INVENTING a scary trans woman in bathroom story out of nothing. why would it be this?#why would you go with 'we had a banal conversation until she said a sentence that makes no sense and that no human has ever uttered #but which does coincidentally sounds almost exactly like a mishearing of a very NORMAL thing to say in the circumstances #then she left and nothing else occurred'#if you were going to INVENT a story you would probably make it MAKE SENSE or SOUND THREATENING #i truly believe this is a very authentically told account of what she thinks happened #because who would. by means other than mishearing. think 'I'm going to wipe my hands on my penis' makes any sense at all.#a) 'I'm going to dry my hands on my genitals' says the presumably fully clothed woman #b) who then proceeds to leave without doing anything threatening #c) WHO SAYS PENIS THREATENINGLY? sorry it's writing out 'penis' repeatedly that made this jump out to me but like. who says that?#you might hear someone talk casually about their dick or cock but i stg it's only doctors and TERFs who casually use the word penis much #it's so. clinically descriptive. it's a weird use of language. but it IS. something you could plausibly mishear from 'pants' or 'trousers'

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gamorahww · 23 days ago

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Jonathan Bailey being an absolute fucking ray of sunshine for GQ (x)

#jonathan bailey #jbaileyedit #I watch this video every time I see it #this video is my happy place #like its one thing to be this pretty #its another to giggle at the fact that you have penis keychain as an adult man #get out of here #mine #flawlessgentlemen #mancandykings

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octylish · 1 year ago

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What's Up, Danger?

#across the spiderverse #into the spiderverse #spiderverse #spiderman #miles morales #gwen stacy #peter b parker #hobie brown #spider punk #pavitr prabhakar #spider noir #peni parker #spider ham #I WANTED THIS PUMPED OUT BEFORE SCHOOL STARTED AHHH #it flopped so hard on every other social media PLLELALSE #oh yeah wait #miguel o'hara #the spot #almost forgot those two

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year ago

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The musical episode.

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #jin guangyao #nie mingjue #Remember jin guangyao: If you do any treachery you will face the wrath of five horses.#When are the horses going to come into play? You'll see.#s2.ep8 had beautiful music... I listened to it on loop while drawing!#Good music to chill out to before you fly into a rage.#This episode really cements how JGY's mind works - It is a matter of long-term outcomes at the sake of nearly everything else.#Morals do not matter to him if the outcome is more favourable.#and at the center of it all - he has learned that the only person he can truly trust is himself.#In turn - the only person his actions benefit are himself.#He will do anything and everything it takes to reach a position of power - not just for the power. But because it means safety.#Because it was something he was denied and the idea of not having control in his life again is unforgivable.#'Happiness' isn't a goal. We are looking at someone still stuck at the bottom of Maslow's hierarchy of needs.#Everything and everyone is a piece in a game. Bonds and friendships are assets. People are dispensable.#He wants to climb for the sake of climbing. He wants praise and recognition because he feels it is deserved. It's all so hollow.#We could go deeper into his psyche on this.#But these are also tags under a comic in which 'evil penis music' is the punchline.

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danandfuckingjonlmao · 15 days ago

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baby seasons change etc etc whatever

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whaliiwatching · 1 year ago

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list of adults who are great with kids

unfortunately i cant actually make a meme better than the movie

#spider man: across the spider verse #miguel o'hara #miles morales #peter b parker #mayday parker #peni parker #hobie brown #spider punk #spider noir #ft a little spider goddess #under the readmore is just a different version of the miguel and miles onion headline lol #im actually pretty proud of how these turned out #peni looks cute miguel looks techy peter b looks kind of on model even #i wouldve drawn miguel with the ‘dont cry endless possibilities’ bit but he was NOT that nice about it hahaaa #i know in my heart of hearts peter noir would not have been brainwashed like peter b #sorry peter b you’re just such an easy punching bag 😔😔#couldn’t find a meme for jess bc. she’s actually responsible lol #but she will get one if i can find one

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antlersish · 1 month ago

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Agh first attempt at a comic because hyperfixation makes you do crazy things

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puppyboytdick · 5 months ago

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the prince and the prostitute

a prince who's never been able to cum offers a world-class prostitute an incredible sum of money to stay in his palace for as long as it takes to make him cum. the prostitute, confident that he can make the prince cum in minutes, wastes no time getting to work between the prince's legs. when sucking his swollen tdick and fingering his wet cunt doesn't work, he makes use of the prince's extensive collection of sex toys, using dildos and vibrators and his own cock in each of the prince's holes, all to no avail. he spends all night trying, achieving nothing but getting them both incredibly worked up with no release. the prince, frustrated with him, comes up with an idea. he locks the prostitute in a chastity cage. now, he says, you won't be allowed to cum until you make me cum. that'll give you the proper motivation.

over the next few weeks, the prostitute gets increasingly desperate. he spends hours every day trying to get the prince off, all while leaking and throbbing in his cage. he comes to the prince's room in the middle of the night, too distracted by his aching cock to sleep, and begs to try again. he tongues the prince's cunt until his jaw is sore, but it only serves to make them both more desperate. he pleads with the prince, please, I've never gone so long without cumming before, it hurts, I need it. well, the prince says, now you know how I feel. a full month passes, and the prostitute is even more eager than the prince to make him cum. he follows him around, begging for the opportunity to keep trying. he aches so constantly that it's all he can think about.

after another night of relentless edging, the prince pushes the prostitute away from his throbbing cunt, too sensitive to continue. the prostitute, delirious with desperation, starts to uselessly rut his caged cock against the prince's leg. something clicks in the prince's mind. watching him pant and sweat, hearing him beg almost incoherently between whimpers, feeling the precum leaking from his cock as it strains against the metal, the prince feels closer than he ever has. he starts to rub his own tdick. keep begging, he says. the prostitute is too dumb with desperation to realize what's happening, but he obeys the command. the prince rubs harder and faster. god, the prostitute is barely coherent now, unable to do anything but keep desperately humping the prince's leg. one more pretty whimper and it sends the prince over the edge. his whole body shakes as he cums, and cums, and cums, waves of pleasure crashing over him for full minutes. finally, he collapses, and catches his breath. he opens his eyes to find the prostitute looking at him with pleading desperation. you came, he says, so that means I get to cum, right? that means you'll unlock me? that was the deal, right? right?? but the prince only smiles at him. he's finally found what makes him cum, why would he ever let that go?

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bite-your-tongue-out · 2 months ago

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"my lovely daughter is gonna be a god fearing wife one day"

your son is into being shamed to tears about how small his dick is, maybe a religious household wasnt a smart move

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