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What a lovely day for a show of Working Class Power.
A show of solidarity with our Union who is the target of the elite, media and political classes.


Nice to see the coppers watching proceedings….
#union#cfmeu#union protest#solidarity#representatives of the working class#working class#working class struggle#historical materialism#the only war is class war#brisbane#queensland#australia
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it's a full moon! :D (astrophotography is hard...)
#wolffemoon2025#star wars#the clone wars#tcw#commander wolffe#fanart#troggo draws#this is the only positive from having class when it's late and cold :P#i took a pic and thought it'd be funny to draw wolffe on top
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Made with Greece


#greek mythology#the trojan war#the wounded Achilles#digital art#yes I drew this only using a Greece brush#its for a drawing class#Achilles
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The only real solution
#The only real solution#class war#extortion#exploitation#exploitative#ausgov#politas#australia#anti capitalism#antifascist#antiauthoritarian#auspol#tasgov#taspol#fuck neoliberals#neoliberal capitalism#anthony albanese#albanese government
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Your Kieran is at perfect snuggle height for your Florian it drives me insane thinking about it 🥹
damn, my real reason behind making florian that tall has been found out. ( /j )
same, though. i imagine florian to be pretty physically affectionate with people he loves so i could totally see him resting his head on top of kieran's and leaning on them whenever he can.
#the rest of the bb league are lucky florian's only at the academy for a semester bc these two would be SO ANNOYING#mfs that are almost late to class bc they're acting like one of them is going off to war when they're just in separate classes for an hour#i can't blame florian tho he had to shove down his feelings for kieran and try to ignore them for a whole year#so it's understandable that he'd want to be affectionate towards her now that he has the chance#lub these two so much...#pokemon#pokemon scarlet and violet#pkmn scarvio#rival kieran#pokemon kieran#trainer florian#tealmaskshipping#candyappleshipping#kieflo#( i'm gonna start tagging their other ship names too )#hc : (pkmn) mjverse#chara : florian russel cavallari#chara : kieran hinoki#🎨 : mj draws#asks
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There's something so poetic about how El is the centre of all the chaos, wanted by the government and military and Mike is her strong calm that doesn't hesitate to get sucked into her storm and stand by her side in the face of any conflict. Like guys. This little boy did not hesitate to protect her and stand off in the face of the government to defend her, going against all the typical patriotic rule-following norms of an American Suburbanite Middle class nuclear family. He comes from pure safe normalcy but doesn't hesitate to run in the other direction heading towards chaos and danger if it means she's there... because he feels safest with her and is driven by the instinct to protect her. 😭🩷 There's something so beautiful and inspiring about someone as hurt and troubled and chaotic as El being loved in such a simple, unconditional way. Mike doesn't see her for the chaos she represents which surrounds her, he sees her for the innocent goodness that she actually is— her calm, gentle demeanour and the warmth it makes him feel. He understands that all the danger that comes with being with her is through no fault of her own, and actively works to help combat all the forces against her. He knows that despite being the centre of the chaos she's not the cause of it, she's the remedy for the effect of it and that is an undeserved, exhausting punishment yet a burden she bears regardless without complaint— a sign of her innate goodness which Mike recognises and loves her for all the more. Even moreso, he works to share that burden with her and criticise it because he sees how innocent and undeserving she is of the responsibility infringed upon her. His willingness to take all of this on is so wholesome and exactly the kind of sweet effort-full love that a character like El deserves, which is so gratifying for the audience to see.
#mileven#something intense about how the one girl he wants#the only one he has and will ever loved#is also the only one that is supposed to be off limits and unconventional for him#they come from two completely different backgrounds#him a middle class nuclear American family#her born and bred as a weapon to use in the Cold War#forever wanted by the government for her uses as a spy and such rather than a normal girl who wants a future with love and a family#yet despite all of these expectations mike doesnt gaf and only sees her as the love of his life#and he'll never stop fighting for their chance to live happily together as a normal couple even if shes treated otherwise 🩷#When he tells the gov he'd never tell them where she is#when he surrenders himself to them as long as it holds them off from getting to her a little longer#when he throws himself into direct danger in s2 in the tunnels#when he proves once again his ability to make logical rational plans in s3 that protect everyone and lessen the burden on el#s4 - he immediately devotes himself to getting her back from the clutches of the government#theyre so excellent man. Mike Wheeler is the perfect boyfriend#he doesnt care about the fact that he shouldn't love her#all he cares about is that he does love her#The lab kept trying to stamp out her individuality and stamp her objectification on her wrist so that everyone else could see her#as the weapon she was raised to be#but Mike immediately ignored that and gave her a real name#from the beginning he only ever saw her as the courageous brilliant hopeful pretty girl that he loved#even when everyone else knew her as eleven the lab girl with mind powers first#mike always saw her as el the unique girl locked deep within her who he wanted to get to know and love#this wasnt supposed to be the lengthy monster that it is but what can i say. im insane about these two#Who's up in the big 2025 appreciating Mileven as the fictional paragon of true love 🗣️🗣️🗣️#the romeo and julietism of mileven#but better#when she keeps up the strong front until shes with him then she can collapse in his arms and be needy and vulnerable#e.g. s3 billy fight scene... s4 desert reunion
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"Being poor is a choice, you can get out of it if you work hard."
I live with 4 people, one of which is a child. I work a full time job. So does another. And the third works two part times.
We have no heating. Our electric keeps getting shut off. We didn't have anything AT ALL to drink for 3 days.
You REALLY fucking think we choose to live like this? You think I want to fucking FREEZE right now as I type? FUCK all the out of touch lucky people saying this shit.
Is it possible to get out of a poor family? Yes. But the majority of the time your area of living is what predicts your wealth.
#I am white and am lucky#but my mother is native american (i am her only white child) and she has been treated like jack SHIT.#Her race had a lot to do with her status as I was growing up#My sister (the child) is already getting called the N word#Fucking hell I hate these motherfuckers#personal#classism#class struggle#class war#anti capitalism#anti capitalist
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I think the thing that really bugs me when people talk about "3H is so much better than Fates in terms of grey morality"... is that it only focuses on a very specific subset of greyness as a whole. When you actually take a step back from the perspective the game shows you, it's actually not morally complex in the slightest, especially compared to Fates.
For Fódlan, you're introduced to a fundamentally broken system that thrives off of eugenicist breeding, abuse, tyranny, technological stagnation, religious dogma, theocracy and experimentation that saw a young girl watch her fellow test subjects almost all die having Crests implanted into them just to create a superhuman. Said theocracy is staved by a consummate liar who's basically "Corrin, but gone wrong and a terrible human being" with an inability to let go of severe mommy issues or the ability to let go of her hatred and genocide denialism, intentionally keeping up a lie to make the most of it. Said subject leader ended up wanting to cast down the oppressive system to make one of "merit," but becomes an imperialistic, authoritarian revanchist who stages a war of total conquest to enforce that order, and in her ending, doesn't even fully dismantle the titles of nobility outright. Dimitri was genuinely a decent person before the massacre that killed most of his family and almost everyone he loved, causing him to go under severe psychosis that, when unraveled, causes him to turn into a bloodlusted maniacal tyrant who's more in line with Ashnard from FE9 than the typical "good boy lord" archetype since Marth. The least horrible of the bunch is a neoliberal schemer who sides with the strongest side (in VW it's the Church, in GW it's against the church) who can and does show a willingness to drop his interests like a hot potato when it suits him and openly intended to have Almyra invade Fódlan to establish the continent as his own suzerain state. And each of them, if not held back by the sheer divine grace of Byleth's mute ass, ends up committing tons of atrocities in the opposition to manipulate the audience into thinking they chose the "right" side. Hell, even in YOUR route it's strongly implied you're doing the things in the other routes and the story just doesn't want you to consider it because you're the good guy from your POV.
They're all awful and war criminals, and no matter what people say, that isn't moral greyness or moral complexity. Having a story where there isn't a clearly-defined sense of right and wrong, good and bad, to define morally grey conflict as a whole leads to a story where they're all horribly awful if the story isn't smart enough to recognize it doesn't fully absolve them as a person for your actions nor does it dehumanize them. People set a 0-100 scale that's never in the middle assuming a war criminal is either a goodest boy who did no wrong or a violent monster who needs to be put down and not made excuses for it, when the truth is that people are far more complicated than they seem on the wholesale. 3H doesn't do this, it wants you to think your side is always the good guys and the enemy side is sympathetic but still the bad guys. And it does this to avoid pushing forward the truth that you're genuinely no better and that the story is openly feeding you an extremely impressionistic lie of events. This is where any moral greyness falls apart, as without any kind of acknowledgement of your side's failings in a morally grey conflict, there is no hope of making a story that's actually morally grey. You created "hero defeats woobie villain" type story-writing, just slapped a coat of paint calling it morally grey when it isn't.
To give a contrast, Fates goes out of its way to avoid ignoring the actions and consequences of Corrin's choices. All of the routes have players make choices that cause a severe lapse of judgement that leads to bloodshed on both sides and innocent people on both sides dying. On Birthright, you're intentionally invoked ludonarrative dissonance by Corrin in that route being loud and aggressive of killing Garon and not questioning the "good kingdom vs. evil empire" conflict... with not only Corrin not even trying to stymie the bloodshed, but the abundance of route maps and killing waves upon waves of enemies influences that bloodshed and is meant to make players question their actions even as they kill recruitable, named soldiers on the other side. Even Ryoma, by openly lying to Corrin about not about being blood related, is more morally complex because he did so in order to keep Corrin and his family together and because it's essential data, nevermind that Ryoma is strongly implied to know Nohr is starving and just... do nothing about it, feigning ignorance with Silas's explanation in Birthright Chapter 23. Even as far as Corrin being a genuinely good person, they still kill thousands in-story and they don't really care about who lives and who dies as long as it's not their Nohrian siblings, and this leads to Xander accidentally killing Elise and then committing suicide by cop. All while Corrin teaches Ryoma to change as a better person.
Conquest is even more morally complex and grey; Corrin goes back to Nohr with the inability to betray the only family they've ever known and try to end this madness internally, before realizing the privilege they commanded as a Nohrian royal and tried to sabotage the Nohrian war effort and work in any kind of change. He succeeded in ensuring no casualties in small skirmishes, but he failed miserably trying to ensure no deaths in Cheve as it suddenly made them realize the rot is far too institutional for them to fully reform; Garon is a flesh-puppet piloted by Anankos with no regard for anything but destroying both kingdoms, his two trusted men are evil, and the Nohrian royals are deep in denial their father who was once loving and kind has become rotten and abusive and caused so much trauma they don't want to even acknowledge he's been gone for so long. It's a frightening realistic depiction of an abusive household with how the Nohrian royals self-rationalize their control over a fundamentally fucked-up situation, and Corrin begins to see that when Azura reveals Garon's true form. Knowing that the Yato as is isn't strong enough to pierce Garon's blessing from the Rainbow Sage and actually defeat them (which is strongly implied if not all-but-confirmed to operate similarly to Ashnard and BK's blessings in FE9), they need to show Garon's true form to the army... so they intentionally and knowingly abet the genocidal invasion of Hoshido, needing to sacrifice his ideals to save as many people as he can in the least horrible, fucked-up way possible. Along the way while they save a few thousands die in the invasion and Corrin ends up seriously mentally breaking up along the way as he's forced to nearly kill his two brothers and become demonized by the nation he's putting to the sword for the greater good, as he's forced to keep up the lie of a heartless invader until it just... becomes too much. And this is the route people have the most issues with, despite being the route that is so fucking complex that it gives everyone the moral sympathy needed to be empathized with, while not excusing their actions.
What Fates does exceedingly well that 3H doesn't is that it recognizes that the characters' choices are their own actions, and expects readers to pay attention to dialogue to connect fundamental revelations of the plot. It doesn't need to make its characters morally hazy-feely or war criminals with fundamentally unsympathetic traits to make them morally complex, it does this by having the fundamental concept behind Fates is two forces of good people being trapped in a fundamentally violent and horrible war that threatens to tear the continent apart in the process. And Fates does that so exceptionally well by having actual moral complexity to the characters that merits reasons to go down each of the routes while not being so non-committal to calling out injustice or bad actions in the story that it completely destroys any point it has. With Fates, I get the feeling of two families and armies of good people trapped in a war that's engineered by a broken god wanting to destroy the world and both kingdoms. With 3H, I get the feeling many people in Syria felt about each of the factions being staffed with war criminals, rapists and mass-murderers. I can sympathize with all sides of Fates because it recognizes their actions as they are while not diluting their complexity as characters. I cannot sympathize with 3H's lords because they are all so solely-defined by their end slates that no amount of blood, violence or suffering will ever be enough to end the war and them crossing lines even Ryoma would never, ever do. Ryoma, as in the guy who runs basically Fates's equivalent of the Ninja CIA with all the ugliness it implies. Even he wouldn't do what Edlegard, Rhea and Dimitri stoop to in their oppositional and player routes, and while the story humanizes Ryoma, it just expects us to love 3H's blorbos so much we just begin making jokes about how war crimes are "expected" of the series and we should still forgive them because... the story presents it better?
It's a major reason the shitting on Fates's story while lofting 3H as the better one irritates me so much; Fates had an actual writer who was committed to the greater narrative and nuances of the characters that got botched in the implementation of the JP script (which was why IF was even more panned there than Fates was here, which has regular appreciators outside of hardcore FE fans) and got fixed in the localization (despite its flaws), while 3H expects people to just believe they're the good guys without actually thinking about what their actions entails or making consequences stick. And I think it's most infuriating because the reason why people got so weird about Fates, especially Conquest, is because it was so willing to make the player feel uncomfortable with their actions and provoke intentional dissonance in their actions of being rewarded for the right inputs as a Good Gamer™ versus the very visible suffering it causes, and it not saying to the camera "And That's Terrible" and expecting it to be evident within the context and subtext of the work. For many people, it wasn't, and gave such a bad first impression regardless of the sheer cohesive validity of the work that they just wrote it off and dismissed an amazing story as too little value to actually analyze. Meanwhile, 3H's logos, ethos and pathos follow-through sucked ass, but people forgave it because of the lore boner people had and because, when you break it down, 3H is no different than the "good guy vs. evil empire" stories the fandom derides, it just does so in a way that makes those your route deems "evil" sympathetic even when they really aren't. It was so telling that when FE fans said "We want grey morality!" what they really meant was "We want to be morally, objectively correct and rewarded for being a Good Gamer™ while the enemy army has a sob story that makes them sympathetic while still morally, objectively wrong!". In hindsight, it's not hard to see why, Arvis, Lyon and BK are the series's most popular villains, but it's not good writing to apply that to a story about war criminals while thinking sob stories serve as a sufficient excuse to unconscionable atrocities, because FE fans don't want to feel responsible for their actions. They're literally the kind of people Spec Ops: The Line critiques about the typical military FPS dudebro wanting to feel like a hero for being a war criminal, only implied to an intelligence ego-driven bunch of virgin nerds who cannot agree on basic fucking canon details.
...this was a really long ask, so I'll TL;DR it with "FE fans are bad at media analysis and really should stop calling 3H better written than Fates when 3H refuses to actually analyze its own context while Fates does so extensively in giving each of the cast initiative, including for their own fuck-ups."
While I will push back a little against some of the assertions regarding Rhea and Claude (and also Dimitri somewhat) given their circumstances of being the ones on the defense in 3H, I vehemently agree with your assessment, and that's why 3H in general falls flat for me in its storytelling.
Fates, as you say, has intentional dissonance that makes you question your actions when provided with more information the further you get into the game. 3H's dissonance just reads very unintentional.
Edelgard's entire route is obvious low hanging fruit, especially the scene where she executes Dimitri, accusing him of "being obsessed with her" when she's invading his country for no fucking reason other than wanting to enforce her will on independent countries. Instead of going to therapy, she decided to kill a bunch of people, she's nuts and will never not be a shit person.
But to your point, there are other lines in 3H that read similarly ridiculous, fanning the dissonance.
Edelgard and Claude's lines to Kostas in chapter 2 about "being noble and commoner isn't different and you don't have the right to kill actually", and they both sound like immature fuckwads. Claude's consistent push to pry information out of people is insensitive at best, and borders on invasion of privacy. Claude constantly both sides-ing the church and Edelgard, and that's not even going into the shit he pulls in Hopes. Dimitri both sides-ing the dynamic of nobles getting rid of their successors for not having crests. Dimitri constantly trying to find the best in Edelgard after he begins his recovery, to the point where an unbelieveable parley scene occurs, like give me a break. Rhea is never able to confront her issues and mistakes on screen unless she's dying or being romanced by Byleth. Sylvain's "battle of ideals" line in Azure Moon, Dorothea being sad over Ferdie in AM or VW despite him being kind of a coward in that he doesn't have the stones to bite back at Edelgard, Mercedes also has a line about Ferdinand, in general just the entire spiel that side characters make about fighting old friends because "there's no choice."
Does this cast have any self awareness or agency, or not? That's why I rail against Byleth's presence in the plot so much, because he's treated as the end all be all of what is right/moral/correct. Sure, characters can feel bad about what they're doing, but because Byleth (i.e. the player) is there, they must be on the right path in the end. And everyone has to be sypmathetic when you're against them because there has to be room for Byleth (i.e. the player) to have enough reason to join them in another route, otherwise the multi route structure doesn't make sense.
In concept it's already a story structure that warps itself around what makes the player insert feel most good, but in execution it's somehow even worse. And that's because all of it is done in dialogue, many lines of which I've already mentioned. You're not supposed to think about the material reality of the shitty things these characters do and say, because the priority is that they can tug at your heart enough for you to excuse them/fix them/justify them.
Claude is ultimately not a bad person as a whole, but the game really wants you to not consider how feckless and fickle he can be when faced with bad odds, especially when he kind of effectively abandons an entire country that he's supposed to be leading whenever Byleth's not supporting him. Rhea and Dimitri are snug fit into either "crazed opposition that must be taken care of" or "person project that You need to get a handle on", both interpretations taking agency away from making the player seem like a bad person or going in the opposite direction by making the player the ONLY person who's able to save them from themselves. And Edelgard is the queen of never being held to account the damage that she does, always skirting responsibility in-game and in the fandom because "she just did what she felt she had to," "sometimes change takes sacrifice and horrible choices," or "she just wanted to WALK with you, sensei!" All in an attempt to get you to not care what you do when siding with her, and to make you feel bad for her when you don't side with her.
The player must never feel bad about the objectively bad things they do, and must always feel correct and justified in the things they feel are correct. That's the 3H M.O. When you recognize that the people you side with are kinda shitty no matter the route, it's not because the writers wanted you to, it's because you put the time in the think about it long enough. The game wanted you to feel bad about the war because "we used to be FRIENDS", not because of the terrible things you do in the war in the first place, as if the methods and machinations aren't a significant part of why warfare fucking sucks.
And as you say, and I mostly agree on, is the Fates M.O. is not shying away from the negative impacts that Corrin's choice had. In Birthright, Corrin's close Nohrian allies/siblings die because of the choice he made, because siding with Hoshido had a ripple effect on how those near and dear to him were treated by Garon. Another part of Birthright's narrative is the Hoshidan cast having to get used to Corrin just being himself, and trusting that a Nohrian isn't who they believe them to be. Exposing Ryoma's ignorance and showing that his arrogant juggernaut plans aren't gonna cut it when it comes to establishing a lasting peace, is critical in showing that, yeah, mindlessly fighting Nohr doesn't fix the root problems. It intentionally pulls the rug under the player by going "yeah your side kind of fucking sucks for charging at Nohr all this time, when these are people with dreams, loved ones and livelihoods."
Conquest puts a twist on this, by having Corrin be relatively successful in some areas when it comes to changing perceptions towards Nohr, helping people gain autonomy from a brutal regime, and actively undermining the horrible things that war has its soldiers do. The rug pull is then done during chapter 13, and again after the Sakura map, where Corrin is smacked with the reality that sometimes you fucking fail at what you're trying to do in story, despite the player succeeding in gameplay. The player representative doesn't have complete control nor is he treated with kid gloves in Fates when faced with the ugliness from his side and the opposition.
And what's greatest about it, is that it's showing you, rather than employing a missable dialogue in a monastery about how sad it is to fight against former classmates. Dude, I know it's sad, is that really all you can say? The message begins to dull when it's bashed over your head too much, and especially when there's no meaningful impact in story, all because there can't be because Byleth (the player) has to be accounted for as the ultimate arbiter of who joins him or not. You can't avoid feeling shitty about Scarlet, like you can with Ferdie. You can try your best trying to get around the retainers in Fates when you fight them, but they still have crushing death lines because the story is written to accommodate the fact that you're killing people who aren't evil at their core. 3H has to make sure you can avoid that before a war even starts. Flora and Ryoma's suicides, Xander's suicide-by-cop, Takumi's descent, the fates of the Kitsune and Wolfskin who were caught in bad circumstances (something that, despite claims of poor writing, happens all the fucking time and is another shitty thing about war that more need to recognize); the topics of isolationism, war profiteering, subterfuge and treason, spy networks and thievery, the ethics of bystanderism, FUCKING CIVILIAN CASUALTIES.
That last one-alongside the general idea of trying to win a war with as little bloodshed as possible-is one of the prime driving forces of an ENTIRE ROUTE in Fates, and is still pretty prevalent for Corrin's beliefs in the other two. In 3H? Barely a footnote in all honesty, and more so an extension of how other characters are perceived. Edelgard forcing civilians to stay when Enbarr is under siege? Claude says "it takes some resolve, I gotta hand it to her." Remire being destroyed and the Empire doing fuck all? Uhhh, look over there, they got taken in by Rhea, don't worry about it. What about the effects of the Alliance being dismantled and given to the Empire, Kingdom or the church? Or showing more of the people in the monastery town that face the most danger from the Imperial invasion or the thieves after the timeskip? None of this is treated as the horrific circumstance it is, so it ends up as fridge horror you think about at 2 a.m.
Thinking about how the war affects the common people and civilians isn't the main priority in any of 3H's routes as far as I can remember, since it's just lumped in with the vague "too much bloodshed, doesn't war suck" aesop. We never dive into the specifics of why war sucks in 3H because doing that has the potential for the player to materially feel bad about what they're doing, so instead we always have a cushion to assuage our feelings in by being reminded that Byleth (the player) is the pinnacle of good and always knows the right thing to do in the end. Which is shallow, vapid, and utterly spineless in a simulation game series about war.
A lot of this is fueled by my anti-3H though, so I'm very willing to take corrections on things I flat out get wrong, I haven't played that game to completion in like a over a year, so the details are finally getting hazy.
#long post#fire emblem discourse#rant#character hate#fire emblem fates#also when i think about it i can't recall specific bad shit being discussed in 3H's support conversations either that AREN'T backstory#or general/vague ���war is bad”#meanwhile the Jakob and Oboro support in Fates start with Oboro hating Jakob for volunteering for cleanup/mop up operations#which is some fucking HEAVY shit that hardly any other FE game (to my knowledge) acknowledges#other supports in Fates talk about PTSD; assassinations; military ethics; abuse of the lower class; xenophobia; etc.#the only times 3H gets similarly deep (and fittingly the best written) is when it discusses death and dying for one's cause or friends#which is like 75% of Dimitri's supports#he's best character for a reason in that game
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Only two eggs again today.
I have been accused of running an old folks home and you know, nudge nudge wink wink. Snick thump of Madam Guillotine. To make way for more.
NEVER!
I do not care about their current production. The girls should be lauded as Hero’s of the Motherland for their service. I will care for and defend them until the end.
The oppressive lovers of Guinea Pigs (the rest of the family) soon forget all those lovely golden eggs the ladies provided for the house, friends and neighbours for all those years.
What have those Guinea Pigs ever done for us? What are the products of their labour? Social Media pictures and fertiliser. And even their ‘fertiliser’ is shithouse for the garden. Very Bourgeoisie.
Never forget the Worker.
The girls that produced rain, hail or shine. They put their all into their job. They produced the finest quality product. All they asked was a little food and shelter.
Well never fear girls! I will run the best damn workers retirement home I can!
You deserve it.

Look at those damn Guinea Pigs. Not producing for the greater society, only consuming.
Fat Bourgeois Capitalist Guinea Pigs….
#humour#chickens#old ladys#heros of the motherland#for service#eggs#defend the workers#support the workers#workers rights#oppression#oppresive guinea pig lovers#guinea pigs#marxist chickens#revolutionary thought#what have the guinea pigs ever done for us#bourgeois capitalist pigs#the only war is class war#animal farm
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New obsession: El Ministerio de Tiempo. It's like Torchwood, but Spanish. Ridiculous, campy, gay, and morally fucked up. Protecting the timeline of Spanish history from time-travel related threats. And their sketch artist is Velasquez.
#if only i could make the captions stop lagging so badly everything would be perfect#hylian rambles#el ministerio del tiempo#the 'las meninas' scene made me go 'ooh! blorbo from my spanish class! I know these people!'#i don't know what the early 1800s war of independence is about though#if it doesn't tell me i'm gonna have to google it
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the comparisons to g*rrus are inevitable of course but also incredibly funny when there's a character far closer to home that kai can very easily be compared to.
#(something to be said for the general rpg trend of making tanks the first class you recruit but whatever)#war veteran who's closed off after losing someone close to him - loveable but definitely hiding regrets#waits by your bedside after you're killed for you to wake up even if they're not sure it's going to happen#awkwardly questioning whether they have feelings for you#note: i've only played like 30 mins of me so i truly don't gaf
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DENRID | PERSICA | MARREC | CAHIR | TIERNAN | EMRYS
↳ Do not fear difficulty. Hard ground makes stronger roots.
#guild wars#gw2#guild wars 2#gw2 commander#sylvari#gw2 oc#mygifs#denrid#persica rosids#marrec balemoon#cahir silverwind#tiernan aurea#emrys drosera#my ocs#i just wanted to make a little set commemorating my salads#theyre my favorites and make me so happy#denrid is my main he's my everything he's my pookie bear#and persica is actually the first gw2 character i ever made back in like 2016/2017 to play with a friend#the other four are very new but i love love love them esp marrec my beautiful angry secondborn moon boy#also denrid is the only one who doesn't have like 'surname'#persica tiernan and emrys's last names are just chunks of scientific names for specific plants#and marrec and cahir have 'title' surnames relating to their classes#but denrid is just denrid but it looked out of place with everyone else so he gets The Title™ heheueeheeeee
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#i'm back#my professor talked about this image in class yesterday#and my mind immediately went to that baseball scene in the last episode of band of brothers#and i did not pay attention in class since then#only thinking about the boys#band of brothers#bob#hbo war
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Obi-Wan watching with morbid fascination as Cody puts a mug of water in the space microwave.
Obi-Wan: ...What are you doing?
Cody: I'm making tea?
Obi-Wan: Oh, dear... Do you know what temperature the water is?
Cody: Um...hot?
Obi-Wan: Oh, darling, no...
#star wars clone wars#codywan#obi-wan kenobi#commander cody#i can only imagine that obi is a loose leaf tea snob who would rather drink caf to poorly prepared tea#of course he's not judging cody for not knowing better. how could he? instant caf is the same quality no matter how you prepare it#but obi is at his best when patiently teaching and cody is an always eager student. as are all the clones i expect#starved for cultural experiences and knowledge as they surely are#obi holding a meditative tea ceremony class for his men seems like a lovely idea#where the preparation process is almost the focus and is meant to be a form of meditation in itself#okay I'm just rambling now
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Hook and Hearts

Heeeeyyyy. So @athena-xox and I were talking about how in Ever After High, the Queen of Hearts' advice to Lizzie warns her against friends but has a weird exception:

And then we decided the exception came about because the Captain Hook of her era was friends with her, and then this happened mostly against my will.
I think of their relationship less as a ship and more as Hook just regularly dropping in on Hearts to just chit-chat and get away from it all. I think Hearts definitely found them refreshing because Captain Hook has enough refined british upper-classness that they could treat her with appropriate respect and enough devil-may-care piratitude to not bother most of the time (and also to not be put off by the constant orders to behead them).
That means for once, Queen of Hearts got to have someone who liked her and treated her as a peer instead of a feared monarch, and it's good for her. For Hook, they got some lovely Wonderland insanity in their life, and a chance to not be in charge of anything, both of which were very relaxing from the stress of having a never-ending rivalry with a bloodthirsty immortal child (even in EAH when it's just a well-told story, that's gotta be exhausting).
You may notice this is in past tense. Thanks for nothing Evil Queen, you shattered both their hearts! :)
Also, if you can't tell, I headcanon Class of Classics Captain Hook as he/they nonbinary. Something that'll never cease to fascinate me is the gender roles in EAH Social Structure. Amongst commoners, they literally don't exist. Girl Pinocchio? Sure, why not. Literally nobody minds. Cerise can join the bookball team once the princes get over themselves, that's chill.
Amongst the royals though? Gender roles are so strictly enforced that fighting them is the major driving force of conflict for mutliple characters Most notably Darling, but it can also be observed in Dexter and Hopper's preferences for less physically oriented activities being a problem for them as opposed to Humphrey and Sparrow, who aren't expected to be able to fight dragons on a whim.
It makes thinking about which characters are trans and nonbinary and if and how they'd express that extra interesting! I tend to default to the same format: Commoners can be as loosey-goosey with their gender as they like, while Royals basically have to stay closeted or get labeled a rebel.
#giraffe's ramblings#Giraffe's Scribblings#ever after high#eah#ever after high fanart#eah fanart#class of classics#class of classics fanart#queen of hearts eah#captain hook eah#literally nobody: . . .#me: Listen I know the only way Captain Hook ever appears in the franchise is their daughter being a backgrounder along with Peter Pan's kid#BUT I'M INVESTED ENOUGH TO DRAW BACKGROUNDS!#this entire drawing was me waging war on the color red#as I attempted to wrangle Captain Hook's mostly red color pallete and then the Queen of Hearts' mostly red color pallete#and then her CASTLE'S mostly red color pallete#into something that was still comprehensible#never making that mistake again next time they are having tea in the gardens
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No Glory, Only Results by Francois Cannels
#Star Wars#Star Wars Unlimited#Jump to Lightspeed#No Glory Only Results#Galactic Empire#Imperial Star Destroyer#Chimaera#Rebel Alliance#Nebulon-B Class#Frigate#Sci-Fi#mecha#Spaceship#Francois Cannels#FFG#Fantasy Flight Games
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