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Paul is Richie's uncle headcannons are really cute, but consider alternatively:
Paul has no family living in Hatchetfield. He never had any siblings, and his parents retired in Florida or something, so he only sees them a couple times a year. He's always had a small family, and just kind of figured he always would.
Then he starts dating Emma, and things are going well, so she introduces her to Tom and Tim. He knows just how important re-connecting with her family is to Emma, so he tries really hard to make a good impression whenever they visit. Tom and Paul don't have much in common, and don't really hit it off at first, but Tim thinks he's great. This a surprise to Paul, since he doesn't really think he's good at talking to kids (and tbh he's kinda not), but despite that Tim really likes him. Maybe they bond over liking the same kinds of movies, maybe Tim just likes that he seems like a good listener, but the dynamic just clicks. Whenever Emma is coming over, Tim asks "is uncle Paul coming too?". Tim shows Paul a bunch of his favorite video games, and Paul is actually really good at helping Tim with his homework. Emma is stoked that Tim and Paul get along well and that she's becoming a closer part of the family, and Paul actually finds the whole "uncle" thing really fulfilling. This ends up being the catalyst to Emma and Paul having a more serious discussion about whether or not they want kids; maybe they do, maybe they don't, either makes sense to me, but either way Paul is really excited about becoming a closer part of the family
#paul being richie's uncle is really good too but just#tim calling paul “uncle paul” in jane's a car has me by the throat#something about paul also being from a small family just makes a lot of sense to me#starkid#tgwdlm#black friday#npmd#nightmare time#paul matthews#emma perkins#tom houston#tim houston
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I'm back on my Lily bs, especially with my headcanons
Ttpd is so Lily, Blair, and Jenny coded (some Serena but I feel like she's Evernights in a way I can't explain)
Here is my list from The Anthology
Fortnight- it's Dair, I have literally nothing else to say
The Tortured Poets Department- this is either post breakup derena or maybe dair
My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys: controversial take: this isn't 🪑. The vibes are wrong, it's Lily and William during their marriage (if you've read my fics you know what I mean by that. I have many feelings about them.)
Down Bad: Rufly??? Dair??? Serenate vibes??? 🪑???? Jagnes??? Who knows? It fits them all so well
So Long, London: it's 🪑. That's it. She tried so hard to hold on but he kept drifting away.
"You say I abandoned the ship, but I was going down with it, my white knuckle dying grip holding onto your quiet resentment. And my friends say it isn't right to be scared, everyday of a live affair, every breath feels like rarest air, and you're not sure if he wants to be there"
"You sacrificed us to the gods of your bluest days"
"you swore that you loved me, but where were the clues? I died on the alter waiting for the proof"
But Daddy I Love Him: Rufly, pure and simple.
"I'm running with my dress unbuttoned, screaming but Daddy I love him"
"I'll tell you something right now, I'd rather burn my whole life down than listen to I've more second of all this bitching and moaning"
"I'll tell you something about my good name, it's mine alone to disgrace"
"there's a lot of people in town that I bestow upon my fastest smile, scandal does funny things to pride but brings Lovers closer"
"now I'm dancing in my dress in the sun... I'm his lady, and oh my God you should see your faces. Time, doesn't it give some perspective? And no, you can't come to the wedding."
Fresh Out The Slammer: the 🪑 and Louis to Dair pipeline. She knows who her first call will be to. And so do we.
Florida: I saw someone say this song is Ivy and Lola, and yeah, that's them if they had a decent storyline. Also, Jagnes. Jenny and Lily. Serena. Blair would never go near Florida outside of spring break.
Guilty As Sin?: I saw an edit of Rufly to this song and now all I can think of when I listen to it is them is season 1 (pre hook up) and season 2 (pre relationship). Lily and Serena's talk in season 1, the Thanksgiving episodes, the winter dance episode, the whole PI bs, everything with Allison tbh
"what if he's written "mine" on my upper thigh, only in my mind"
"without ever touching his skin, how can I be guilty as sin?"
Who's Afraid Of Little Old Me?: It's Jenny.
"I am what I am cuz you trained me"
"you caged me then called me crazy" "I'm always drunk on my own tears, isn't that what they all said?"
"I was tame, I was gentle til the circus life made me mean, don't you worry folks, we took out all her teeth"
"I leap from the gallows and I levitate down your street, crash your party like a record scratch as I shriek "who's afraid of little old me?" You should be"
"At all costs keep your good name" "Is it a wonder I broke? Let's hear one more joke"
I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can): 🪑
"the smoke cloud billowed out his mouth like a freight train through a small town. The jokes he told across the bar were revolting and far too loud."
"Your good Lord doesn't need to lift a finger, I can fix him. No, really, I can. And only I can."
Loml: Season 1 and 2 Derena
I Can Do It With A Broken Heart: Lily, Jenny, Blair, and a hint of Serena.
"All the pieces of me shattered as the crowd was chanting "more". I was grinning like I'm winning, I was hitting my marks, cuz I can do it with a broken heart."
"Cuz I'm a real tough kid, I can handle my shit. They said "babe, you gotta fake it til you make" and I did."
The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived: Lily and William. I'm obsessed with them and the psychological ramifications his existence alone has on her, your honor. Like, I hate him, I hate them, but I'm fascinated by how horrible their relationship is. Also, Eric and William to a degree. Serena never seems to reach this point.
"Was any of it true? Gazing at me starry-eyed in your Jehovah's Witness suit. Who the fuck was that guy?"
"And I don't even want you back, I just want to know, if rusting my sparkling summer was the goal"
"you hung me on your wall, stabbed me with your push pins. In public, showed me off"
"you didn't measure up, in any measure of a man"
"And you'll confess why you did it, and I'll say "good riddance," cause it wasn't sexy once it wasn't forbidden. I would've died for your sins, instead I just died inside. And you deserve prison but you won't get time"
"You kicked out the stage lights but your still performing"
"and in plain sight you hid, but you are what you did. And I'll forget you but I'll never forgive"
The Alchemy: Lily and Blair in gen tbh, but specifically with Rufus and Dan.
"cuz the sign on your heart says it still belongs to me"
"he jokes that it's heroin but this time with an 'e'"
"what if I told you I'm back? The hospital was a drag, worst sleep that I ever had, I circled you on a map. I haven't come around in so long, but I'm coming back so strong/to where I belong"
"so when I touch down, call the amateurs and cut 'em from the team. Ditch the clowns, take the crown, cause I'm the one to beat."
Clara Bow: it's the Cece (Clara) to Lily (Stevie) to Blair (Taylor) to Jenny (the new gen) pipeline for me. I can't explain how Cece fits, but she does. (Serena being told all the fresh air bs her entire life can be applied here as well)
"This town is fake, but you're the real thing. Breath of fresh air through the smoke rings. Take the glory, give everything. Promise to be dazzling"
"You look like Clara Bow in this light, remarkable. All your life did you know? You'd be picked like a rose."
"You look like Stevie Nicks in '75, the hair and lips. The crowd goes wild at her fingertips, half moonshine, a full eclipse."
"You look like Taylor Swift in this light, we're loving it. You've got edge she never did, the future's bright. Dazzling"
"the crown is stained, but you're the real queen, flesh and blood amongst war machines. You're the new god we're worshipping. Promise to be... Dazzling"
"Beauty is a beast that roars, down on all fours demanding "more." Only when your girlish glow flickers just so do they let you know, it's hell on earth to be heavenly. Them's the breaks, they don't come gently."
The Black Dog: Lily and William
"and so I watch as you walk into some bar called The Black Dog and pierce new holes in my heart"
"And it hits me, I just don't understand, how you don't miss me. In The Black Dog, when someone plays The Starting Line and you jump up, but she's too young to know this song that was intertwined with the magic fabric of our dreaming. Old habits die screaming."
"And I may never open up the way I did for you. And those best laid plans. You said I needed a brave man and proceeded to play him until I believed it too."
"now I want to sell my house and set fire to all my clothes. And hire a priest to exorcize my demons, even if I die screaming"
"Six weeks of breathing clean air, I still miss the smoke"
"I hope it's shitty, in The Black Dog"
imgonnagetyouback: Lily and William and 🪑, Serena during her one-sided pining for Dan era.
"even if it's handcuffed I'm leaving here with you"
The Albatross: help, it's so Lily coded I can't
"Wise men once said, "Wild winds are death to the messenger," a rose by any other name is a scandal. Cautions issued, he stood shooting the messengers. They tried warning him about her."
"wise men once said "one bad seed kills the garden" "one less temptress, one less dagger to sharpen". Locked me up in towers, but I'd still visit in your dreams, and they tried to warn you about me."
"devils that you know, raise worse hell than a stranger. She's the death you chose, you're in terrible danger."
"cross your thoughtless heart, only liquor anoints you. She's the Albatross, she is here to destroy you"
Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus: Serenate or platonic Eric and Jenny works too
"if you want to break my cold, cold heart, just say "I loved you, the way that you were"
"I changed into goddesses, villains and fools, changed plans and lovers and outfits and rules all to outrun my desertion of you and you just watched it."
"could it be enough to just float in your orbit?can we watch our phantoms like watching wild horses? Cooler in theory but not if you force it to be, it just didn't happen"
How Did It End?: Blair and Louis, more specifically Blair after the accident
"guess who we ran into at the shop, walking in circles like she was lost"
So High School: Rufly and Eleanor x Cyrus, I will not accept criticism
"I feel so high school when I look at you, cuz look at you"
"and in the blink of a crinkling eye, I'm sinking, our fingers entwined. Cheeks pink in the twinkling lights, tell me 'bout the the first time you saw me. I'll drink what you think, and I'm high from smoking your jokes all damn night, the brink of a wrinkle in time."
I Hate It Here: Lily and Jenny, they chose this life, regardless of how that choice was made, and it made them feel worthless. They both need to escape, they disappear into their different vices to help them cope.
"tell me all your secrets, all you'll ever be is my eternal consolation prize"
"if comfort is a construct, I don't believe in good luck, now I know what's what. I hate it here so I will go to secret gardens in my mind, people need a key to get to, the only one is mine"
"I will go to lunar valleys in my mind, when they find a better planet only the gentil survived. I dreamt about it in the dark, the night I felt like I might die"
"I'm lonely, but I'm good. I'm bitter, but I swear I'm fine. I'm save all my romanticism for my inner life, and I'll get lost in purpose. This place made me feel worthless."
thanK you aIMee: Jenny and Blair in high school
"all that time you were throwing punches, I was building something. And I can't forgive the way you made me feel. Screamed "fuck you, Aimee" to the night sky as the blood was gushing. But I can't forget the way you made me heal."
"I built a legacy you can't undo, but when I count the scars there's a moment of truth. That there wouldn't be this, if there wasn't you."
I Look In People's Windows: it's Bart era rufly
"what if your eyes looked up and meet mine one last time"
The Prophecy: Jenny and Blair
Cassandra: I cannot explain it but this is Lily
Peter: Carter and Serena?????? Is that you???? She's Peter
"are you still a mind reader? A natural scene stealer? I've heard great things Peter"
"the goddess of timing, once found us beguiling, Peter was she lying? My ribs say she did"
"lost in the lost boys chapter of your life"
The Bolter: Oh look, new Lily song just dropped. And Serena. To quote @strideofpride it always comes back to mothers and daughters
"with a quite bewitching face. Splendidly selfish, charmingly helpless, excellent fun til you get to know her."
"then she runs like it's a race, behind her back her best mates laughed and they nicknamed her "the Bolter""
"she's been many places with men of many faces, first their off to the races and she's laughing drawing aces but none of it is changing that the chariot is waiting. Hearts are hers for the breaking, there's escape in escaping."
"all her fucking lives flashed before her eyes, it feels like the time she fell through the ice, then came out alive"
"and at first blush this is fate. When it's all roses, portrait poses, central park lake row boats... That's when she sees the littlest leaks and just knows, she must bolt."
"ended with the slam of a door, then he'll call her a whore, wish he wouldn't be sore but if she was leaving it felt like breathing."
Robin: Eric, this is legit Lily and Serena when literally anything involves Eric
I can't even draw up lines, it's the whole song
The Manuscript: any relationship involving Blair
"all that's left is the manuscript, one last souvenir from my trip to your shores. Now and then I reread the manuscript, but the story isn't mine anymore."
#harlot speaks#gossip girl#lily rhodes#lily van der woodsen#lily humphrey#jenny humphrey#serena van der woodsen#blair waldorf#dan humphrey#eric van der woodsen#william van der woodsen#cece rhodes#dan x blair#dair#derena#anti chair#anti chuck bass#rufly#rufus humphrey#rufus x lily#serenate#Jenny my beloved#nate archibald#ivy#lola rhodes
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How about something friendshippy/familial between Texas and one of/some members of the South? (Not Louie or Flo only though please!) Maybe Tennessee, Georgia and/or Kentucky?
OOOOO YAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYA \o/
Okay so- I imagine Texas to either have a neutral, pretty damn friendly, or brotherly (both big and little) relationship with the south. I’m just gonna name off different southern states and tell you what I think their relationship is with Texas! <3
Alabama: Neutral, though they aren’t against going out to get drinks together and they won’t murder each other by simply being in a room together. But at the same time, Texas thinks that Alabama is too much of an asshole to Louisiana and a few others for him to wanna be around.
Arkansas: they’re pretty chill. They don’t really have any problems with each other, they just don’t hang out a lot. :]
Florida: they’re basically the- crazy-but-cool-uncle + equally-as-crazy-but-is-good-at-hiding-it-nephew. Idk. They just give that vibe. They’re friendly with each other but if Florida does anything to hurt Loui, Texas is going to kill him.
Georgia: Very lovely father/son relationship. Georgia is like a father figure to Texas, and loves him like a son. Georgia whacked him in the head with the adoption stick the day that Texas became a state.
Kentucky: again, a very lovely father/son relationship, very similar to Georgia and Texas’s. Texas has found that Kentucky is weak to the puppy eyes too.
Louisiana: they have both a best friend and brotherly relationship and will ALWAYS be there for each other. You mess with one, you mess with the other. Loui is one of the first people to ever get Texas to open up and one of the first to give Texas a shoulder to cry on, and Texas will forever be grateful. Don’t mess with Loui unless you want to have a knife or ten shoved down your throat. I could honestly go on and on about them-
Mississippi: They friends :] Texas will protect Sippi with his life and Sippi will do the same. Or- he’ll try. If Texas lets him. He won’t, but it’s nice to know that the thought is there.
North Carolina: I think they could be pretty good friends tbh. They don’t talk much, but they would sure as hell be more than fine with being in a room together.
Oklahoma: Do not, I repeat, do NOT leave these mfs in a room together. They don’t hate each other too much, and can be friendly sometimes, but Oklahoma annoys the living sh*t out of Texas and they will co-sign each other’s obituaries.
South Carolina: They friends :D they both enjoy hanging out with each other. It’s kinda like a big bro/little bro thing, but not quite.
Tennessee: Uhhhh- well their relationship is…..weird to say the least. Like- they’re friends, but not friends. Texas disagrees with a lot of the stuff Tenn does, but at the same time they are okay with being around each other. But I swear to god if Tenn decides to mouth off, he’s getting punched.
Virginia: they’re like a mother/son relationship. Cuz lets be honest, Virginia is more of a mother than a father, and he sure as hell acts like a mother hen. Especially to Texas cuz he’s a clumsy bitch and bruises easily. Texas acts like he’s annoyed, but he’s secretly grateful.
Texas be collectin them parental figures like Pokémon cards lmao
#welcome to the table#welcome to the statehouse#ben brainard#wttt#wttsh#wttt texas#wttt the south#<- cuz I ain’t taggin em all
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I've been listening to Taylor Swift since the debut. I'm not one of those listeners that believe Taylor is a Princess, wholly innocent, 24/7 victim but at the same time I don't believe she's a Villain. She's made mistakes.
I'm not one of those listeners that has the time and immoral capacity to sit on the Internet to committ Cyber crimes nor am I willing to put my health on the line to see her live. There should be boundaries.
The transfer from Teenhood to Adulthood for Taylor...I could tell ..she's still unravelling. Its okay to be in your 30s and still finding yourself. Hopefully there is an expiry date.
I'm not trying to be funny but I believe Taylor needs therapy. There are some unresolved things: fame, dealing with the industry and the media has definitely affected her. I don't think she's quite shake off alot stuff. It's passivity with a cupcake appearance of happiness.
Her patterns and methodology when it comes to music....mmmh the adults are taking a step back and analysing 😄. Writing those songs and knowing the effects will eventually become a "Here we go again" Moment. Everyone will move on and she will remain.Therapy is needed.The pride comes before the fall.
I say this because when Tortured Poets Project was announced I was unsure about it. I've never been unsure about a Taylor album. But then again I'm aware of the Taylor Formula. Not sure if she can carry this formula into her 40s and 50s 😄 but we will see. But I listen for listening sake..I'm listening to everyone this year.
TTPD Album: I had to stop half way because its the typical Taylor album...same note 🙆🏻♂️ same storyline... lol no doubt she's a good songwriter. Not sure how to feel about missiles being sent to someone who struggled or struggling with Depression. NOPE.
Emotional cheating is interesting lol We had this before 👀. Alcoholism and the talks about drugs is interesting too. Blurring the lines between two men. One you barely bedded to be in this deep. This seems like a tactic for writing material. Calculated PR stunts. I said this last year...she knows what she's doing...she dated him purposely ...she knew what to expect and Matty knew what to expect ...I'm disappointed in Matty selling out ...and acting out for attention..he needs to grow up too....he knows better. He made the whole band look bad...(I'm George fan btw)
Meathead guys years ago like Travis Kelce were saying they wanted to date Taylor for fame and songs. Sadly I'm starting to see it. Travis is a big time user. However we live and learn 😆
Idk I don't get it. If people pay attention to her lyrics not just on this album but previous albums, she tells on herself alot lol. We will have this again 2026.
Being Human isn't without flaws and wrong paths but it seems people only see it with Taylor Swift. .they don't see it with others 🫡 Others would would be stamped with cancellation. The Devil.
Taylor is in her 30s and I hope she figures out what she wants personally and professionally. It doesn't make sense moving from person to person then writing these songs. This is why therapy is important.
A few weeks ago, we heard Beyoncé album and I'm not the biggest Bey fan but we heard her different layers vocally and with the blending of genres. While I'm aware Taylor isn't a vocalist...I want to hear her do other genres.
Honestly I liked Midnights and reputation better.
Here are the songs I might listen to again:
✨️ Fortnight
✨️TTPD
✨️Down Bad
✨️So Long London
✨️The Prophecy
✨️Robin
⛔️Florida...but it's meh...Florence was downplayed...similar to Snow on the Beach with Lana.
The other songs were...okay....
I support Joe. I don't think Joe deserves this...I'm not gonna defend wrong actions even if I like your songs...
TBH EVENTUALLY I WILL STOP LISTENING TO TAYLOR BECAUSE I'VE GONE BACK DEEP INTO ROCK AND OLD SKOOL MUSIC
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first impressions from last night, for my records lol written as i went. warning, it's not great tortured poets department: wtf is with all that synth it sounds so bad so high so not on theme wtf is this her voice doesnt sound like it's trying at all it's strolling and so boring; she's just giving us nothing
my boy: this is like if out of the woods production was less good and also didn't fit the theme and lyrics and it just is bAD so bad, like why, it's like a bad imitation that doesn't make sense!!!!!! the drum and synth was nice once and then i'm sorry you actually have to make it coherent not just re-use the same things and patch them together because you have no new fucking ideas !!~!!!!!!!
down bad- she will say she's an alcoholic and she learned how to say fuck so she overuses it like a teenager now, great. matty breaking up with her?? sounds like he did but feels like lies tbh
so long, london- wow finally getting to hear about joe. better match between lyrics and music. better gradation, better buildup, some pretty good lyrics, overall, decent
but daddy i love him- something i would actually support and be hyping if she had come out as bi, or gay, or had stuck with matty, had defended any part about him, had continued dating him longer than she did, had actually dissassociated from her dad, had actually done sonmething rebellious truly. but she reverted back to a fucking footballer her dad picked for her so how fucking bold to release this now when all this energy is gone. the nerve. she should've kept this to herself or release it last summer it's actually UPSETTING that she would release this now when she is in such a picture perfect daddy approved relationship.
fresh out the slammer- uh….okay…undewhelming "taylor, please. do a drug. any drug. and report back. 😞😩"
florida!!!- definitly the best!! florence has the best moments of the album. actually intersting vocals, attitude, style, bocal beauty, and interesting music overall. just want her to sing only, feels like taylor is impeding on florence and i want florence to come back everytime she stops singing. florence actually adds flavor to this, whereas taylor is just...flat and uninteresting??? yikes
guilty as sin?- actually like it!! guitar and drum yes baby. though oh pooor little baby you desire someone else. you are now linking yourself to jesus, you're so guilty but you havent done anything. okay okay but the sound is actually good and i would listen again. the grandiose religious comparisons are a plenty on this album man
i can fix him- taylor you are not grimes. you were not married to elon musk. stop religion, stop it. my god how embarassing this one should not have been public. actually burst out laughing at that last heavy "can't"
loml- thank you for actually telling us something. that was the easiest to get through without interrupting. joe song. good words, good simple ballad.
i can do this with a broken heart- this is funny genuinely, funny, i would hype that, wow
the smallest man who ever lived- the karlie song? want to look more into the lyrics.
the alchemy- ew ew ewterrible badddddddddddd you can't write a good song about football, please stop trying. this is so bad i'm actually so mad please delete this clara bow- so disapointed! i expected more from this one, but it's another ''the lucky one'' or "last american dynasty" etc...nothing new, so it doesn' really compel attention... i listened to who's afraid of little old me last:
who's afraid of little old me?- oh god girl. make this make sense. this is embarrassing, why dont you tell us why you were raised in an asylum and what they did and that instead of throwing oh boohoo me i have it so bad.
this is just her style now, i guess. :|
#we recorded the whole listeneing experience and its like two hours long so that'll be funny to revisit someday x)#ah well#i thought it would be equal to a little better than midnights...........oh boy#this is definitely the worst album for me#main words about this are: embarrassing - boring - unimaginative#i can't really believe but also i can all the signs have been here#it's just that we KNOW she can make good music. but where is the music here??? where#really sad#ttpd#ttpd criticism#tsmtaylor swift#i have so many thoughts
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My hobbies include getting into weird arguments with strangers online about Disneyland vs Disney world.
Also idk who keeps saying that Disneyland is a locals park. Bruh it’s fucking not. Half the people we meet when we go are not even from this country let alone Southern California.
The current discourse is the alleged confirmation that they will build something Avatar at Disneyland and how “no one wants this” (maybe true?) and how “people can just go to Florida to see pandora” (buddy if I live on the west coast, which I do, do you know expensive it is to fly to Florida? Last time we went I had to miss an extra day at work because our flight got so delayed we got stuck in salt lake at like 11:30pm at night and had to stay at a hotel and come home the next day)
I’m gonna be real here. As a life long Disneylander, Disney world is only good for: 1. About 8 rides unique from Disneyland’s 2. About 10-15 unique restaurants 3. Several cool, unique resorts 4. Merch exclusive to those parks (and tbh some of which I can buy from resellers)
So we went in 2013 for my college grad and that was our first time and we did the private safari (highly recommend) and took one day to go to islands of adventure. We did a LOT of stuff (not the water parks) and my favorite park then was Epcot bc of how unique it was.
Then we went again in 2018 and my favorite park was AK because of expedition Everest and Pandora and seeing the flamingos. And of course I loved all the shopping and restaurants.
We were planning to go this year but due to my friends’ health problems are pushing it back to next year hopefully and the stuff I’m looking forward to (besides showing my friends who have never been what’s up) is: 1. Cosmic rewind 2. Tron 3. Flight of passage (and pandora generally) 4. My beloved tower of terror 5. Every single restaurant I can get my hands on 6. All the merchandise 7. Staying at a different resort (we did French quarter and Caribbean beach the last 2 times) and 8. Expedition everest (almost forgot)
Like as fun as the rides are if’s almost exclusively about shopping, food, and cool places to take photos of. Which is also true of DLR but DLR has the dinkiest shopping area, very few super cool unique dining experiences, and the same 3 hotels. And at this point I’ve been to DLR so much I’ve taken photos of like. Every thing. Ever.
ANYWAY TLDR
North America and the US are quite large and a lot of Americans, me included, do not want to trek all the way to the other side of the country so yes, I would not be surprised if DLR and WDW continue to share attractions, restaurants, and experiences.
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Hey, can I give you a blitz interview? If you don't mind, please answer the following questions:
If you were to become a dessert, which one exactly?
You said you believed in a dog's paradise. Do you think there are angels there who study and praise dogs? Or is it done by those who have fallen into human paradise ?
What kind of stereotypical anime character are you ? (a psychopathic villain, a modest interest of the main character, a misunderstood genius or a sexy girl?)
Imagine a situation: you go to bed, when suddenly a sorcerer appears from your closet and turns you into a lamp \ chandelier. What is this lamp\chandelier?
Would you feel comfortable as a Marmalade God? If so, would you agree to be the honored guest of the Mortal Kombat? (I'm not hinting at anything, but Shang Tsung will use you to get supplies of marmalade)
Have you taken the 16 personalities test or mbti ? If so, what did you get?
This time you are a witch ! Good news, because you can do almost anything! But the bad news is: do you need to turn any person into a lamp \ chandelier to save your strength? Who will it be ?
What kind of coffee are you ?
What do you dream about most often ?
Tell us the most romantic thing in your life ? (I'm a hopeless romantic, I've never missed a love story in my life. Even when I read the most beautiful stories with y\n (for example, yours), I imagine that my sister tells me all this at dinner or a party)
Do you like hugs and kisses ? (Yesterday I kissed my friend with bright red lipstick, and she passed with my kisses all day)
Who do you think is the laziest Mortal Kombat character ? (I just really want to find myself in this universe. And I can't not be lazy)
If all your fears and psychological problems acquired a single monster form, what would it look like?
What is your favorite Disney princess ?
What is your favorite gemstone ?
I know this isn't exactly a blitz poll. In my defense, I will say that I am stretching the presentation for 5 minutes for 45 minutes)
1. Flan, it’s my favorite and it’s all jiggly so it would be fun to be.
2. Weirdly enough I don’t believe humans live on after death only animals are good enough creatures to deserve that honor. I firmly believe dogs are guardian angels and are the greatest thing life can offer. Maybe angel dogs study other angel dogs?
3. I’m the sexy bimbo lol the dumbass, boy obsessed one with huge tiddies.
4. Hmmm well the only “lamp” I have in my bedroom is a neon Cinnamoroll so I guess that would get turned into a cute Cinnamoroll chandelier?
5. I have no clue what a Marmalade God is, sorry. Also I might be the stupid bimbo in anime but I’m smart enough not to participate in MK in any way shape or form, I can’t trust Shang Tsung to go from honored guest to suddenly honored participant.
6. I have but I never remember what I am lol
7. Any person? Hmm my high school bully, he deserves to spend his life as an inanimate object.
8. I’m a sickly sweet salted caramel mocha, emphasis on sickly sweet.
9. I don’t really dream tbh, ever since getting on Trintellix I don’t think I’ve had a dream I can recall.
10. Hmm I’m not really a big romance person myself it makes me feel weirdly uncomfortable even if I am a highly sexual person. I think the most romantic thing though was my partner proposing? We were in Epcot (part of the Disney parks in Florida) and they have a mini Japan there and they said “this is the closest I can get to taking you there right now” and I thought that was really sweet they proposed in “Japan” knowing how much I love the country and culture.
11. I’m not a super affectionate person, I wasn’t raised in that environment. I’m fine with hugging my friends and I like kissing during sex and I’m not necessarily opposed to affection it’s just not my go to.
12. Hmmm the laziest?? I’d say Reptile but in a cute way because I want to just imagine him happily sunning himself on a nice warm rock.
13. Probably a lot like my Mother, we’ve improved our relationship a lot in the last year or so but she’s the primary root of all my insecurities and self loathing and all that fun stuff.
14. Ahhh Pocahontas, that was always my favorite Disney movie growing up.
15. Probably sapphires? My wedding band is pink sapphires and diamonds, I love both.
Hopefully I did this right and you enjoy the answers, I’ve never actually done one of these before, it was fun! Thanks for asking me!
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━ hailee steinfield. non-binary . twenty seven. they/them. lights, camera, action ! currently zooming in on the illustrious zariah wyatt walking down rodeo drive. the capricorn has earned their rank among the stars as an influencer/dj. in that time they've built a reputation for being spirited but, before you decide to stand tmz reported that they can be materialistic. tbh it makes sense considering their spotify wrapped says they've listened to 7 rings by ariana grande over a hundred times
(Non-binary people may identify as an intermediate or separate third gender, identify with more than one gender, no gender, or have a fluctuating gender identity)
Career Claim : Charly Jordan & Calvin Harris
Zariah rose to fame 8 years ago when they were only 19 years old going viral on TikTok after adjusting a commenters views on her gender identity , they received many endorsements not very long after & from there on out shot to stardom. With their new found fame Zari used their platform to achieve their dreams of becoming a dj to now a new fresh producer. They’ve just released their second album & continues to book festival after festival. Still using their platform to address issues in the LGBQT community & showing the behind scenes of life as a dj & young celebrity.
They are from Miami Florida, & moved to LA upon being discovered via social media. Zar comes from a family middle low class family, with a stay at home mother & a father who works owns a exterminating company, they have 2 younger twin siblings reigning in at 15 years old. Zar is big on family and would move them out here in a heartbeat , in a nice big house if her parents would let their but they are very prudent on not letting Zari diminish their younger siblings roots in growing up with everything handed to them. As they as well as Zar have worked for everything in their lives. Their parents are very accepting of her gender identities & probably go harder for them then thy selves.
Zar is one big ball of … spirit . They are very opinionated on just about everything and never shy to anyone about, they always exclude & affect the energy in the room, if they’re in a good mood they’re determined to bring everyone up, if they’re in a bad mood.. well ya know. They would never intentionally harm someone although sometimes so consumed they would be oblivious to doing so. Not growing up with much in life Zari has definitely grown accustomed to their new found wealth, preferring the finer things in life almost every-time these days. They’re the biggest jokers & the best time, hard working yes but they play even harder, literally what is sleep.
Zari has never been in a serious relationship, they’ve dated a lot people but never too the point where she’s lived with anyone outside her family or started any sorts of future. They’ve been in a few rumored situations via TikTok & tours but have never commented publicly. When it comes to romance no one is more private, while they don’t care if they’re caught in perfect with someone they will never answer any questions or address public rumors.
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okay let's be boring and go with ace as a name bc that's my nickname irl bc I'm a massive gilmore girls fan (team logan btw iykyk)!!
I really want to attempt writing fics but I'm wayyyy to nervous! I was okay at English in school and I always send obnoxiously long asks into blogs on here with my ideas based on their fics (sorry fellow tumblr.com authors you all get forced to see my writing) but I have nightmares of writing and putting it on here only to be bullied off the platform ahahahahah
jealous of the sun bathing in England rn its been pissing it down raining all dayyyyy, we only get like 1 week of sun a year and the rest of the time its very stereotypically rainy !! my day was shit but always better after taking to you bff!
also please excuse my excessive use of exclamation marks idk why but to me a full stop feels mean and I also use ellipsis way too much but I, like you, am the drama so I love to build unnecessary tension...
I've actually always wanted jury duty but I've never been called for it, I know it's meant to be so boring but I want to live my jury duty delusion of being a hot juror! a torrid jury love affair? hello I'd read that fic
spring break always sounded so fun to me as a sad English child!! we just call it Easter holidays and be boring and religious but when I hear spring break I imagine drunk people on a beach in florida yk?
my current obsessions for blogs are;
-lottiecrabie (pfms has me in a chokehold)
-toomuchracket (living in the flatmate! matty delusion rn)
-byyourside28 (loving the soft sound series as a person obsessed with getting tattoos)
-justlikemebutsixfootthree (literally all their smut is god tier)
-bookishstrawberry (fluffy and gizmo series has my heart)
-imightgetbetter (the whole love it if we made it series has me wanting children but only fictional ones with matty... the delusion creation is STRONG)
and OF COURSE the no 1 blog on tumblr is the beautiful, amazing and unmatched... shinycollorboneapologist
omg yes to only letting matty into our cottage to sing, we will bring him out tea and cigarettes but otherwise no rats allowed sorry ratthew!! taylor however gets the master suite with a 4 poster bed and unlimited pampering!! same with Ross, George and Adam bc only ratty needs humbling (I really do love you tho Matthew give me one chance I'll be your controversially young gf)
ily bff!!!
-ace (my new name rip illicit affairs anon you will be missed)
ps. apologies for the ridiculously long ask I literally am so obnoxious
..... i love gilmore girls. lets chat abt that.
okay that is very ... warranted. i also was super nervous and tbh ... style was probably never going to be posted but i was a bit inebriated after my birthday and just posted it without looking back. look at us now!!! so for that, i say you should 110% just take the leap. i will be your #1 fan actually.
i will send the sunshine and good vibes your way. i usually like the rain a lot, but i can imagine it gets a bit tiring if its like that all year long. im glad you had a good day!!!!
i love your use of exclamation points okay. there i said it. it just makes everything you say feel so excited and happy and i love it. the ellipses ...... love that for us. ofc you are the drama, you're the main character hello.
that is how i want my spring break to be, but alas i am working and writing my silly little stories for tumblr.com. SGLJFDLG easter holiday just sounds so cute though?
okay can we talk about pfms.... because that. that fic is my hyper fixation atm. like i just … it’s everything to me.
also all of those blogs i follow and love more than life itself. most of them axtually inspired me to write myself which is like 🫂 i use all of them as my silly little delusional daydreams (esp toomuchrackets flatmate!matty, the things i would do for that man and justlikemebutsixfootthree’s recent smut… jeez)
please you are too kind. idk abt no 1 blog BUT… i’ll take it okay.
maybe some cheese too, since he is a rat. taylor gets the master suite with us, we’ll bake her little cookies and biscuits and give her the best pampering treatment of her life. (also pls let’s not conjure matty to my blog … that would be so embarrassing to me i think i would keel over and die) (i also will fight u for the spot of matty’s controversially young gf)
ilysm and i hope u have a great day
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Hey look! It Me!
Uh, hi!... This is my blog. I started this up because my friends got tired of hearing me rant for hours about my hyperfixations, so now I can get them out of my system here. Score.
My grand plan is to eventually make longform content on YouTube, Ala HBomberguy video essays with a little more love-letter sprinkled in. That by no means invalidates this blog, though, because this place is where I'm going to post WAY more shit. Random thoughts, practice sketches, rants that don't make sense as videos, et cetera.
I'm not sure anybody will actually CARE about that kinda content. Fuck, I'm not even sure anyone will care about the stuff I wanna post to YT. But this is just as much for me as it is for any potential viewers. Sometimes you have thoughts that you just gotta get out of your head and into the open, you know? And maybe for the early days that "into the open" might mean "into the void" but I'm alright with that.
I don't need people to care, I just need to have said my piece. 'Try your best and accept the outcome', you know?
Alright, maybe that's a little too philosophical for one post. I think it's about time I introduced myself.
Howdy! My name is TumbleBagel. You can find me on Youtube as Everything Bagel Animations. And you can find me on Among Us as Space Bagel. Really Bagels are just my whole thing. TBH, I don't actually know how that started, but I've taken it in stride to represent "variety content".
Everything Bagel == Everything Blog
I am trans. My pronouns are She/They. I've been on HRT for... just under 3 months now. I surround myself with grays and blues but secretly my favorite color is Red. I know American Sign Language. I'm not completely *fluent* since I only took up to ASL II in college for my foreign language credit, but I know enough to hold a conversation.
(Side note: Even if you have no need for ASL in your life, LEARN THE ASL ALPHABET. It's so fucking useful. If you need to communicate silently, or across a loud and busy room, or have your mouth full. It's just generally such a good utility. If you're feeling especially adventurous, you can also learn to count to 10 on one hand, which is also quite useful!)
My two favorite games are Undertale, and The Outer Wilds, but for completely different reasons. I can't choose either to be my favorite game because they're simply not comparable.
I'm a deep-fandom, long time Undertale fan, and you can easily recognize me by the heart locket that I always wear from the Collector's Edition of the game.
I also wear a rather recognizable dark-grey hoodie everywhere I go. It's glued to my body. This has proven especially uncomfortable given that I live in Florida, where the sun is so close that tourists are sometimes picked up and eaten by its gravitational pull.
I prefer coffee over tea, but my opinions on tea have softened over time.
I like to swear. My favorite is "Son of a Motherfuck" because it makes no sense :3
I like retro lofi stuff, but also magic and catgirls. I have a bad habit of including coffee shops in my medival D&D campaigns. I may also reference mature themes in my content, so view at your own discretion.
I'm currently going to school to become a Librarian, at which point I will fuck off to a small town in the middle of nowhere in the Pacific Northwest, working the tiny local library by day, and drawing for my blog & channel in my free time. I had originally gone to school for art, but came to the conclusion that I want to draw art for MYSELF, not by anyone else is standards, and not under the pressure of making a living.
Aaaaaaaaaaaand I think that's everything.
I'm excited. Whole new world of opportunities. Now if I could just find my motherfuCKING TABLET PEN-!
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My TTPD First Listen Reactions:
1. Fortnight: ~what about your quiet treason~ HAHAH THIS HURTS BECAUSE HE MOVED TO FLORIDA WITH HIS WIFE 😂😭
2. The tortured poets department: I definitely feel like I would like this more if I was stoned rn. ~who's gonna know you like me!!!!!~ ~sometimes I wonder if you're gonna screw this up with me~
3. My boy only breaks his favorite toys: the delusion of "I'll tell you that he runs because he loves me" okay 😭😭 he saw forever so he smashed it up in ONCE I FIX ME HE'S GONNA MISS ME ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
4. Down bad: what an accurate break up song lmao. ~fuck you if I can't have us~
5. So long London: "and I'm pissed off you let me give all that youth for free" yeah fuck me spending my 20s in love with you 😡😡
6. But Daddy I love him: I wish I had this song when I was 15 and rebellious also is this song about fucking swifties who lost it when she and Matty were together
7. Fresh out of the slammer: this song broke me. "All those night she kept me going SWIRLED YOU INTO ALL MY POEMS" 😭. (But also I really am not a fan of the weird beat change toward the end??)
8. Florida!!!: fuck me up Florida fr. I think this might be my favorite??
9. Guilty as sin?: I am going to throw up. They don't know you how you've haunted me so stunningly. I choose you and me, religiously 😭😭😭😭 am I allow to cry?????
10. Who's afraid of little old me?: this one is gonna have to grow on me, I think. Okay actually now that I'm into it, it's grown on me lmao
11. I can fix him (no really I can): this is...okay. just okay.
12. Loml: literally crying immediately. "I felt a glow like this, never before and never since" 😭 "I felt a hole like this, never before and ever since" 😭😭😭 LOSS OF MY LIFE??? This fuckin broke me.
13. I can do it with a broken heart: holy whiplash. A BOP????? Incredible. Wow. I love this. Thanks for rubbing how much better you are than me in my face Taylor lmao
14. The smallest man who ever lived: verse three makes this song tbh.
15. The alchemy: aw I miss that happy in love everything is meant to be feeling.
16. Clara Bow: promise to be dazzling (I need a pinky promise emoji) the outro 🥺🥺🥺🥺
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17. The Black Dog: "and I may never open up the way I did for you" 😭😭😭 holy fuck just break me why don't you. "I still can't believe it"
18. imgonnagetyouback: Olivia Rodrigo has the chance to do the funniest thing ever here lmaoooo "say you got someone else say I got someone too" wow wow wow PICK YOUR POISON BABE I'M POISON EITHER WAY????!!!!!
19. The Albatross: I don't think I have anymore coherent thoughts right now but I dig it??
20. Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus: cause I wonder will I always wonder????????? 🥺
21. How did it end? I really wanted to like this one but I'm not there yet lol the tempo is just weird
22. So high school: this is so cute omg
23. I hate it here: I'm lonely but I'm good I'm bitter but I swear I'm fine.......this place made me feel worthless. It's ok I don't live in Charleston anymore.
24. thanK you aIME: IMAGINE ANDREA SWIFT HATING YOU I really like this one it's kinda like mean
25. I look in people's windows: "I'm afflicted by the not knowing" babe me too "does it feel alright to not know me I'm addicted to the "if only"" SCREAMING.
26. The prophecy: fuck man fuck fuck fuck.
27. Cassandra: oh this is for the Greek mythology girlies huh? Alright I'm in.
28. Peter: yes babe more piano pls hahah do you know how long it took me to realize this was referencing Peter Pan I'm so dumb
29. The Bolter: "excellent fun 'til you get to know her" me too.
30. Robin: this one is really sweet omg
31. The Manuscript: but the story isn't mine anymore 🥺
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When I was in college, I made a list of 10 things I wanted to accomplish by the time I was 30. I turned 30 earlier this month, sooo let's see what I did (or did not).
Have my Bachelors AND Masters Degree in elementary education- NO. I don't even have a Bachelors because I discovered during my practicum semester that elementary education is not what I want. It's probably a blessing in disguise because we saw how teachers were treated during the pandemic. I might not be working a glamorous job right now, but it pays the bills. Tbh, I probably make more at my job than I'd make as a teacher.
Be married to the love of my life and have at least two kids- NO. While I have found the love of my life and we do plan to be married someday, we aren't now because engagement rings and everything wedding is EXPENSIVE. It's also the same reason why we aren't currently trying to get pregnant. I do have six cats and two dogs, plus a nephew (with a niece who will be here very soon!).
Move out of Ohio and to a warmer state (preferably one of the Carolinas, Florida, or Georgia)- YES and YES! I moved to Georgia in 2020, and while the political atmosphere isn't the best (better than Florida, but not as good as some other states), it's REALLY fucking nice to rarely worry about shoveling my driveway, brushing and scraping off my car, and driving on icy roads. Plus, my seasonal affective disorder has improved since moving down here, which is always a win!
Visit all 50 states- NO. While I've been to most of the states east of the Mississippi River, I'm a long ways away from visiting all 50.
Briefly live in another country- NO. I think I wrote this because one of my friends from college went to South Korea for a year and I wanted to do something similar. I spent a week in St. Lucia last year, but that was to vacation, not to live.
Live in a nice house- YES... sort of. When I was in college, my definition of nice was probably a large, clean house with a bedroom for everyone, at least two bathrooms, and good for having company over. Right now, we live in a 3 story townhouse with two bedrooms (which is enough, since my boyfriend's mom lives with us) and three bathrooms (tbh, I don't think I'll ever live in a house with fewer than three again). It's clean for the most part, and I think I wanted emphasis on it being clean because my parents did not care about the house (or us) being clean. The house is not good enough for having company over the way we'd like, but we want to remodel the basement area and redo the deck in the future. We also don't plan to live in this house forever.
Have friends that I see or talk to regularly- NO. I barely have friends at all! There isn't anyone I was friends with in high school who is worth being my friend now (not a single one of them remembered my 30th birthday for fuck's sake! Meanwhile, I remember theirs every year, but whatever...). The college friends aren't much better. I only have one friend from college that I kinda-sorta talk to consistently (we're both very busy women, and most of our conversations are quick ones on Snapchat. Since we don't live in the same state, it's harder to make time for each other. Plus, I'm sure she's busy trying to plan out her wedding). The only person besides my boyfriend that I can sincerely call my friend who lives near me is my coworker.
Drive a nice car- YES... again, sort of. I'm pretty sure college me considered "nice" as a BMW, Mercedes, or Tesla (I REAAALLLY wanted a Tesla when I was in college). I drive a Nissan Kicks, and I fell in love with that car the moment I saw it. Besides, little did college me know that those expensive-name cars aren't much better than the common-name cars ("A Lexus is just a Toyota in disguise" I would often say).
Still write, play the Sims, and maybe restart making Sims videos- YES, EH, and NO. I still write, though the stories I write are not the same stories I wrote in college (I don't remember the last time I wrote about Jannie, Bailee, and Alex, though when I'm feeling nostalgic for it, I'll go back to read and maybe edit/add stuff to the existing stories). I don't play the Sims nearly as often as I used to, mainly because every time I boot up the game, I get bored and don't want to play it (if only I could still play The Sims 2...). With that said, I don't make Sims videos. I haven't made a Sims video since I was 15, and I probably got to thinking about making Sims videos again because I thought people would find the stories I make with my Sims interesting. I think I'll stick to watching Kelsey Impicciche.
BE HAPPY- YES! I am happy. I might have days and times when I'm sad, frustrated, annoyed, and even angry, and sometimes I think the world would be better off without me, but I am generally happy. I'm happier than college me could've imagined, and way happier than high school me thought was possible.
So, I didn't accomplish everything that college me wanted, but I think that's all ok. Some things happen for a reason, and even if the reason isn't obvious. Here's to all the adventures that lie ahead in this new decade of life.
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Existential nostalgia
I'd like to get over being nostalgic, please.
I struggle to keep things out of my thoughts, I always have. My former therapist told me it was due to OCD. I don't know if shes right, but I exist this way.
And especially on days off from work, when the house is empty and its just me and the pets, I feel so utterly alone. My kids are school, my wife at work. Here I sit, unable to do anything besides sit on my computer. The tv in our living room is half broken, and the couch is disgusting and needs to be replaced (we finally ordered a new one). So I feel shackled to this desk, to the internet. I'd like nothing more than to go to other spaces in my house, in the area, to do things. But even when I feel well, I'll just sit here most days. Am I addicted to the internet? For literal years, since 06! I have been an internet nerd. But now that I'm older, I just feel anxious everytime I go on it. My eyes hurt, my neck hurts. I've done the correct things, better posture, resting my eyes. It doesn't work. Because I need new glasses. My anxiety doesn't go away because I need medical intervention for it, at this point. I've lived with it all my life, along with any potential AUDHD symptoms that not even my former therapist would nail down.
I honestly just want to live. I'm so tired of being on the edges. I'm so tired of going to take a shower and finding out my apartment complex is "fixing the plumbing" for the upteenth time without notifying us. My neck is killing me because I slept wrong. And our mattress is easily 2-3 years old, and we can't afford to replace it. My GERD is flairing up again and I had to wait until today to buy prilosec because money issues. Even if I worked full time, it would amount to a pittance compared to our bills. I appreciate my family paying our rent, but even with that, we're struggling. I haven't had a medical check up since I was in high school, not to mention zero dental check ups either. I never learned how to sign up for this stuff, so even when I had insurance available, I never did it. I'd just forget it, tbh.
I'm glad I started community college, I'm glad I took these videography classes. I've made things that I'm proud of, and I'm excited to make even more stuff. It's never too late, but good god does it feel like it is. The world feels like its ending every few days, prices of everything constantly growing and growing as wages keep staying the same.
I can't go back 10, 20 years ago and do all the correct things I was supposed to do. I should have tried in school, I should have taken the SAT, I should have gone to community college. I didn't know how to do those things, and my mother and stepdads failing marriage meant that I had zero help while they squabbled. Years later my mother blames me for those failures instead of herself. Maybe she has a point, I was 18, I was an "adult". But instead of helping me with those problems, as soon as I didn't find a job or go to school, I was sent down to Florida to live with my dad. I had spent my entire life in Pittsburgh PA only for her to shunt me down to my dad. Once I was 18, the child support payments were gone. So I guess I was just a money-sucking vacuum to her.
Whats all this sad personal stuff got to do with existential nostalgia? Because on days like this I end up thinking about the past. I think about how I wish I could go back and make the *right* decisions. I watch old stuff, I watch recaps of decades, I look at old pictures and feel sad. Which is okay! If it wasn't a habit. If it didn't occupy my thoughts constantly, especially when i feel pretty bad.
Not only all that, but I feel *guilt* for doing so. I have some of the worst FOMO about so many things. I am constantly trying to keep up with new releases on things I like, and I feel guilty when I forget about an artist I like, I feel guilty when I started rationing out my social media time, I feel guilty for not paying *enough attention* to things. Those thoughts are the worst, it fuels my anxiety and makes me feel so awful, but I can't get them to leave.
I just want to be happy. But my own failures in the past and present are hampering my future, along with the state of the world.
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People who don’t get the omega desantis meme let me badly explain.
1. Omegaverse is about shifting sexism to the male characters that would never have to live thru those type of micro aggressions otherwise but turn it up a notch. Like if the world is lv.1 sexist then make it lv.99 but toward omega
2. Then the author cope via one (or more)of the Big Felling inducing chemicals: Big Horny, Big Sad or Big Funny (my fav and kinda the only omegaverse I read tbh)
(Bad things from reality) amplified to x1000 - (good brain chemical from one of the Big Feeling) = catharisme and feeling better about the shitty world around you cause it could be worse. You could be leaking lube out of ur ass every month or so
3. Then we have a Real Person with bigoted views that could impact the real world and idk bring lv. 1 to lv.3 and that would be bad. This is stressful. So you could cope by:
4. Making a Joke or a meme about Ron desantis on heat suppressant (<-Big Funny is being used here. This is called political satire. A genes of comedy)
Is it sexual harassment to joke about a real person fictional needs for a fictional period pad or them taking fictional birth control? I think it’s up to your interpretation.
Personally I think that if female politicians can cope with people making fun of their own Real estrous cycle while male politicians do nothings about it or step in the joke then a little omegan man from Florida should learn to cope idk. Bring equal opportunity sexist jokes into politics. Joke about forcing pro life male politicians to carry male pregnancy if they like it so much etc etc
Political satire doesn’t have to be tasteful. It just have to be takes so wild you won’t be accused of public defamation
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Passing this ask game on: List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last ten people who reblogged something from you! Get to know your mutuals & followers!! <3
Thx for the ask!!
Five things that make me happy are…
1: Sweaters/jackets. Listen, listen- they’re so comfortable and warm and soft. They can hide my body when I’m insecure. I can sleep in them if I need to do laundry. If I’m not wearing something really nice while out, cover it up with a sweater. Don’t even get me started on leather and denim jackets too- they look so cool and stylish and istg wearing one is a confidence booster for me. Sadly I live in Florida and as it’s summer, I can only wear one inside where I blast the ac :/
2: pets. Any pets. Dogs, cats, hamster/guinea pig/gerbil, ferrets, birds, lizards, snakes, turtles, fish, insects/arachnids. The list goes on. As long as it’s not an illegal pet or you’re mistreating it, that pet will make me happy. I’ve only had two pets—unfortunately— and they’ve both been dogs but I am more of a cat person really. When I’m able to, I will buy myself a cat and literally adore it. Snakes too, I want snakes. Probably one, but it would literally be so cool.
3: music. I mostly lean towards pop, but I’m open to anything really. If I like a song, it’s immediately being added to a playlist. Honestly, songs from like the 90s-2010s are such bops. Like I remember jamming out to them in the car when I was younger and I still listen to those songs and get nostalgia when I hear them.
4: drawing. I love drawing, but tbh I’m like not really good and I never have motivation for it 😭 I’m like 3rd generation artist (my great-grandfather was a sign painter, then my dad and uncle are both artists) and so me and my two brothers kinda inherited that. I lean more towards drawing than painting but I still love it and get encouraged to keep up with it by my family. I mostly like drawing characters—mostly from Clone Wars— and have attempted a few times to draw my OCs. Drawing is something I do when I’m bored or if I just need something to cheer me up a bit. It’s calming.
5: Echo. You know how you always have that one fictional character that you just love and adore and would do anything for? Yeah, for me that’s Echo 🥰 It’s not even like subtle too, my brother clearly knows bc I become a giggling idiot whenever I talk about Echo or see a picture of him. Other than him—and online friends—the only other person who knows I love him is my long distance best friend but only because I know about her thing on Captain Rex 👀 I crave more Echo content and literally cried when I seen he seemed to have a lot of screen time in the first bad batch s2 trailer. Like the poor guy needs more love and appreciation 🤭
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Ngl you are way more attractive than all the "hot" guys you reblog. No judgement just saying ;]
Just another difficult thing to try and balance for sure. Im really bad about not telling ppl that actually know me my problems, and instead send them out to the fleeting encounters with strangers in my phone. I guess its a way to keep myself feeling safe. But I have been trying to work on it... a bit...
Oooook you definitely just listed three of the very few ghibli films ive never seen! I guess that just mans we will have to watch then together next time a storm rolls thru hahaha. Tell me what it is you like about one or all of them so much.
My top three are Nausicaa, Spirited Away, and ... ugh ok top four bcus i can't decide between the last two Howels Moving Castle and Princess Mononoke. So hard to narrow it down honestly. But Nausicaa is my all time fave for sure tho.
There are certainly some nice spots in the midwest, but its mostly a lot of nothing tbh. And only sometimes the good kind of nothing. But the climate is deff very reasonable for most of it.
I imagine its getting pretty late for you. So you have yourself a lovely nights sleep =]
Hahaha well to each his own I guess 😂
Yeah it’s much easier to vent to people outside your circle. Sometimes it can feel like you say the wrong thing and they’ll take it personally. Happened to me a couple times.
But it’s good to reach out to people that care about you!
Hahahah that sounds like heaven! But you should check them out! Those movies are my next top movies! They’re all so good. Even Fireflies is a great (but sad) movie 😂
Beats living in Florida though I bet hahaha :P
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