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aroaessidhe · 12 days ago
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2025 reads / storygraph
The Incandescent
academic fantasy
a powerful magician who’s the director of magic at a magic boarding school, whose job involves keeping up the school’s boundaries against demonic incursions and teaching the four students taking A-level invocation
when something goes wrong and the powerful demon living around the school is is unleashed, her life is thrown out of balance, even after she deals with it
bi MC
#The Incandescent#bisexual books#Oh this was really good!#really interesting take on the magic school subgenre that focuses a lot on the day-to-day responsibilities of trying to be a good teacher#with the added danger of powerful demonic entities#I loved her love of being a teacher/ magic and her students.#I loved the way magic’s interaction with technology was considered#and the concept that demons can inhabit anything given personhood (including how people often call phones or cars or printers ‘you’)#I thoroughly enjoyed the introduction of this through the demon possessing the photocopier#“no demon in history had ever acquired a drivers license”#(vague spoilers) I’m obsessed with how nobody notices about the phoenix bc it’s really obsessed with learning and teaching#we love a butch love interest but it is also kinda like. the marshals are not cops but also they kinda are cops#and then doesn’t really go into that? idk. I feel like that could have been at least explored a little more#considering the other systemic critiques.#direct from my notes: she’s butchhhhhhh but she’s a coppppppppppp :(#that's the only real ? I have about it. good book#there's also a dude love interest for a lot of the middle section but that's more like 'you know what i can have more of a social life#and casual sex if i want; i can be more than just a teacher'#tho also I noted there’s a bit that’s like:#‘straight guy; over 40; not ace but no wife or ex wife; not even an old girlfriend; there must be something seriously wrong with him’#(this is also in the context of him being a rich wanker; not soley on the fact that he’s unpartnered)#imo bringing up the ace thing made it weird. like i wouldn’t have considered that line to be aphobic but now it does a little sdjhgsfl#(anyway definitely a nonissue. I’m just. sometimes things need a reword not a shoved in *except for asexuals lmao)#(I *think* the author might be aspec too? so really more of just an awkward thing lol)
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tobsart · 1 month ago
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redraw of a piece i did about two years ago!! it's cool to see how much my artstyle has changed since then!
(og under the cut)
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moeblob · 6 months ago
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Warning for: The (spider) legs showing below!
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Under the hoodie/layers, she tends to wrap her legs around her kinda like a hug! And so in the first part that's the weird bumps under the hoodie. They're starting to unravel a bit. She hates being called a monkey cause it's NOT her fault she's short and has to climb on things and up things and includes people in "things" category.
#my characters#911 and 810 and 666 (Satan) are all just agents and everyone except 911 has an odd feature of sorts#such as her spider legs and 666s tail and 343s eye on her chest and so on#they just go by their assigned numbers usually until 666 overheard 911 talking on the phone and heard him say#yeah yeah its eric sorry for a new number again#bc he tends to get new phone numbers for secret keeping reasons#but he has to call his parent to check on em! so hes like yup its me! that guy with an actual name!#and 666 is like oh thats hilarious and starts to call him Prince (since he likes to sing a lot and also prince eric sooo)#and in return to being dubbed prince he starts calling 666 satan#but! 810 and 666 become really good friends and she decides it might not be his name but its more personal than a number#so she adopts the teasing nickname as an affectionate nickname#also 911 is distinctly the only actual boring human amidst the group and he just keeps finding out about the others on accident#and then since he lives at HQ he starts to offer his very boring room up to his friends so they can strip down#and let the extra limbs or parts get some air#so hes constantly just walking into his own room and having 810 in her underwear face down on his bed with her legs out#and he sighs and goes about his day#hes kinda grateful 666 just lets his tail out and keeps his pants on most days but hes also walked into his room and#no pants only boxers tail out and flicking happily#so he just kinda counts it as a win for everyone if satan is happy (satan is the nicest of them lmao)#but yes! in the first part shes basically yelling shes gonna kill him she swears to her best friend#and 911 is like yeah ok thats scary please do NOT actually choke your human jungle gym lets just not do that actually thanks!#anyway sorry for the heap of tags i wont stop overall but i will for now ty for looking at my ocs
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witheredgardenparty · 24 days ago
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I will make one speculative comment: I don't think X is broke. I think that scene with the coin is a commentary or parallel between social monetary control and the trust system.
Explanation and potential spoilers in tags
#...or at least not as broke as everyone is joking#Before dropping the coin he tried to use his phone's credit feature to buy a drink and the machine didn't have one.#So he had to use physical money.#In cyan's story you see someone mention that he didn't even know he had coins on him until he checked his pockets#In general carrying cash (especially coins) is becoming rarer in countries that rely on credit/debit#People consider credit/debit safer because if your wallet or phone is stolen; you can lock down your account.#HOWEVER -> your account is also tracked by a bank. Your purchases are witnessed and judged by other people.#And your money is never actually in your physical hands. You never really touch the tangible assets.#There is a safety-to-trust trade off. Just like with the trust credit system and superheroes#(Either way. No matter how much money you actually have -- you only get to spend it when others let you.)#(Because... money is fake? It only counts when everyone decides it does. So his credit wouldn't work. He needed a coin.)#X is the only hero who consistency is seen with tangible money and (so far) seems to be outside the trust credit system#(Except for Cyan? But she didn't *choose* that and she did not want to live that way.)#(And her first coin came from X)#X is... off the grid? It is a metaphor for being off the grid?#I mean he definitely tried to use his phone's credit system first. So he has a bank account somewhere.#But “X” is off the grid in what looks like a very unhealthy society. I don't know. We're speculating here.#Anyway of course he stole the sugar packets. Everyone in that office is stealing something.#and that guy is always drinking what looks like sugary drinks...#He also left on time when other people were still working in the office.#Man has boundaries. Leaves on time. Steals from the office. Carries cash. Likes dogs. Left a man on the moon. White flag stuff.#baseless wild mass speculation because i also would not have let that coin drop if i wanted a drink#tbhx#wild mass speculation
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wandersee · 2 months ago
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i do not know why Higuchi is the mtnn character i always default to drawing he's not even my fave lol but i do love him with all my heart he's just a funny lil guy asdhdsg
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pickaropoprocks · 2 months ago
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Day 88!! [*Insert caption here*]
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runebears · 11 months ago
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sorry im just thinking about bcs but like. why not add a few smaller scenes of gus interacting with his own men? why does it seem like, in comparison, mike is almost immediately elevated to a higher status than those two in bcs purely because we actually get to see him having normal conversations with gus? like i understand they might not keep the plot moving as well because of the fact obviously if victor is currently doing something it’s because gus told him to etc. but for the most part all of the smaller interactions gus does have with those two ends up being in a somewhat high stress situation where it feels very tense between everyone. and it’s just like damn! is it always like that?? why do those two even care that much about their jobs if their boss is a bit of a dick? etc. i think even an additional scene or two with those guys (either alone or the both of them) talking with gus in a more normal situation could’ve both added a bit more depth into how gus treats his employees (we got a lot with how he treats lyle and co., but not a whole lot with the illegal side of things), how comfortable vic and tyrus feel around him in a calmer setting, and exactly why they both feel the need to be as loyal as they are to the guy.
and also on the other side of this i don't think it'd hurt to maybe elaborate on their pay just a bit..? i'm not saying to randomly put a number out into the atmosphere but i just mean some smaller things like. do they buy nicer things for themselves? what's their housing situation? what's their car situation? are the escalade / yukon their own vehicles or does gus just use those two for business situations? do they use them when they're doing their own stuff off the clock or do they have their own cars? etc. that can also help with understanding their motivations a bit. don't get me wrong i don't think they should be visibly rich or something because that's not what gus would want but just smaller things! cause it's easy to write their loyalty off as Well they probably get paid super well, which i'm sure is true, but if they don't show a single hint of that then what's the point. even something as simple as giving tyrus a nice watch, or maybe victor having a nicer looking gun, etc. something small like that. because as it stands right now the average 41 year old viewer who watched the show once only knows and will only ever know victor and tyrus as those two guys in the background who do random stuff for gus with no clear motivation. just the personification of "On it boss (salute emoji)". and to be honest this is true for a whole lot of fans who do watch the show multiple times and enjoy thinking about it more in depth, because on screen we barely have anything about the two.
and to be clear i'm not trying to say we should have an episode just for them or something like no i understand they're side characters. i understand we don't need all that. and i understand this is also primarily Jimmy's show. but it's not like these two are on the same level as like, arlo or paige and kevin etc. these guys have been around since brba. victor was literally introduced in the same episode gus was. and they are a huge part of gus's story, especially in brba. s4 wouldn't have been what it was without victor and tyrus. and in bcs, ignacio's situation wouldn't have been the same if it weren't for victor and tyrus as well. and i just personally believe that if their goal with gus in bcs was to go back and elaborate on how everything came to be and show what he was like a few years younger, they could've dragged victor and tyrus into that. and i think his character would've benefited from taking that extra step with those two.
#gray.txt#and you know. obviously i personally have my own clear ideas of everything. and i'm content with what i got. this isn't coming from a place#of Well victor is my favorite guy so everything should be about him LOL. i know what he is.#but thats only because i spent like what? 2 years now watching random interviews and analyzing the smallest details within the show that#genuinely meant nothing while they were writing the scripts. and then throwing some random ideas at the wall to see if they stick.#and i just dont think everybody should have to do that LOL. and i think gus's character gets a lot more interesting#when do you do have this clear idea of victor and tyrus in your head and how he interacts with them. but 99% of people dont have that!#nobody fucking knows everything giancarlo and vince ever said about box cutter. nobody knows about the interview where giancarlo referred t#his entire business (meth and restaurant) as his 'family'. and they'd never think of that in those terms#because with the exception of his restaurant workers and mike#it feels like he HATES them LMAO.#tldr all i'm saying is i think we could've benefited from at least one 1 minute long scene of victor and gus exchanging words#where it doesn't end in gus snapping the phone in half out of anger. and also let tyrus speak his mind and have gus agree with him once#also yeah sorry this is all over the place but it is somehow the most coherent i have felt in months so this is as good as its getting sorr#sorry .#also to be clear about my earlier statement that’s a lie my idea of those two is not clear in my head whatsoever i just meant in comparison#to literally the average viewer. and my own personal thoughts about them aren’t even true it’s just opinions and guesses.#and i love a character that i can just say shit about but at the same time i think it’s fun to have idk something in the source material#that you can actually use while thinking and not have to dig around 11 year old reddit AMAs#and that money paragraph sort of came out of order what i meant by saying all that is like#i feel those two could benefit from a clear motivation for why they do all the things they do#and if we have neither personal reasons nor monetary reasons then it just makes them feel like one dimensional henchmen or something#came out of no where* not order you dumb fuck (< me)#also it doesn’t have to be clear in our faces or anything whatever you know what i’m saying . this is too long i can’t keep elaborating
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gastlygallows · 3 months ago
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"I'm never letting my laundry pile up again" - girl who will in fact once again let her laundry pile up until she's out of clean clothes
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yeonban · 3 months ago
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Tobias is always wearing the latest fashion & using the allegedly latest gadgets (<-most of which don't actually exist on the market bc they're made at Wammy's or specifically created for him alone) but his house only has the minimum technology required to function & even That is placed strategically in rooms he rarely goes into and typically no guests can access. NEVER in his bedroom or hangout rooms where he typically speaks in (<-except the gaming/TV room, for obvious reasons). He too knows how to hack systems, so he's more than aware of how easy it can be for sb who works in the field to grab a hold of his stuff and use it to their advantage if they wanted to.
Blud doesn't even have CCTV cameras installed anywhere because he doesn't want them to be hacked into & used to spy on him instead, so whenever he wants to find/retrieve footage of anything, he either hacks into the city's surveillance cameras, looks at the cameras his various friends have installed around their houses/headquarters/territories/etc or finds someone who can access relevant visuals from the inside (i.e police/fbi/cia agents etc) 😭 the only cases in which he'd install cameras is if he'd know sb is after him & he wanted to misdirect them with fake info about his life/schedule/routine/etc, but they'd be promptly taken down afterwards anyway.
#◜✧ . ❪ muse. tobias. ❫#◜✧ . ❪ tobias ; meta. ❫#And despite all that his tech (ie laptop; phone) doesn't even have important info on it. Only stuff he can do w/o/is fine w others finding#All the top tier info is stored in microchips placed in Various hidden places & also in his Brain 🧠 <-most important place#His phone (well. he has several but I mean the Real One) has a list of all his contacts but the thing is you've no clue who's who#bc he doesn't save them via name or affiliation or whatever. Some are listed as their phone number (he's memorized who's who)#others are listed w some goofy ass nickname; others w emojis etc. The naming system's in his brain & NOWHERE else.#Not to mention how hard it is to crack into his phone... bro changes his password monthly and it's always smth horrendous#Sometimes it's like. the pi number except stopped at a weird point or the pi number except w smth erroneous added in intentionally#And that's only step 1 of breaking into it 🚬 imagine pouring all that time & effort into it only to get little to nothing in return#Smth about this guy appearing sooooooo modern and then you go to his house expecting the latest tech & robots everywhere#only to be met w one of the least technologized homes to exist is sending me whenever I think abt it AJSDHADGSDJSAHDJ#LIKE HE /DOES/ HAVE TECH! Just in specific rooms. Every room besides those is no different from a room you'd have seen in 1950#The reason he's so cautious is bc /especially in DN (main verse)/ he can't allow his face to be caught on camera due to Kira's existence#or in other verses where Kira doesn't exist... it's fine if ppl know his name or general appearance but photos are still a no-go bc it's#one thing to describe sb and it's another to show them Exactly how that person looks like <-matters considering how many MORE#assassins would be after him if everyone knew what he looks like and could thus try to track his movements/see him randomly on street#Bro doesn't even talk to half of his acquaintances w/o a voice changer bc those ppl might recognize him irl & He Doesn't Want That 😭
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salsa-ishida · 6 months ago
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you're back!! it's been so long!! I missed you <3 <3
ahhhh I missed you too!! Life has been insistent on grinding me to a paste but we perservere
#life has been so so so hard <3#i've never fully recovered from long covid so an average workday was leaving me absolutely drained#and on top of that i had an incident where i was trying to look into a prior auth for a patient#the kid was trans and cried on the phone because he was afraid his insurance wouldn't cover his testosterone now that trump had won#his doctor was at her wit's end because she had been assured on three separate occasions that the authorization was all set#so since it was literally a dead day at work anyway i spent about half an hour playing phone tag with the insurance#trying to find out what their mcfucking issue was#only to eventually be told they wouldn't speak to a representative from the pharmacy about it and that the prescriber had to make the call#so i did let the prescriber know and found a goodrx coupon that made the price like $20#patient was thrilled and very grateful for the effort#(this was like. the day before christmas and his last chance to get his medicine before he had to travel.)#pharmacist however immediately jumped my shit when i hung up for ''wasting time''#despite the fact that there was??? literally no other work to do???#we had three other techs on and i was keeping up with the data entry as things came in while i was on the phone.#tried to defuse the situation by apologizing but she was literally top-of-her-lungs screaming at me#in front of my coworkers and the like 2 customers nearby. so loud that one person could hear her clearly from the bathroom#had worked with this woman for 5+ years and she was the reason i went to this particular pharmacy in the first place#left and texted my boss what happened and told her that this gets fixed or i'm out. had a meeting with the store manager and everything#told them i would have a conversation with her to see if we could move past this. and she refused to speak to me#so i quit and my bestie quit in solidarity and we have been job hunting except that we both also got sick as FUCK the next day#like vomiting shaking massive headache unable to function sick#his fever was like 104.7 at one point? it was ungood#i'm finally about 85% better and back on the job hunt but like. yeah#thought i had something lined up that would free me from the shackles of customer service but unfortunately the guy changed his mind#and the one pharmacy interview i had they wanted to pay me $10/hr 💀 homie that's a $9/hr pay decrease#so yeah life is a prison etc etc BUT not having a full time job anymore DOES mean#that i have the time and energy to tungl again without all the chronic exhaustion#silver linings!!!
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deus-ex-mona · 9 months ago
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kawaikute gomen and sukicchuno really would’ve been fun beatmaps on honeypre…
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fingertipsmp3 · 1 year ago
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Had THE funniest dream last night
#i was roommates with this couple who for some reason decided they were going to bone directly outside the house#like on the front porch more or less#except they were really worried about being seen? so i was kind of keeping a lookout for them#pretty much as soon as they.. began; a legolas cosplayer appeared complete with a camera crew#OH THAT WAS THE THING! my roommates were filming themselves but it was just on a mounted tripod#so i just opened the window and said ‘uhhh do you guys have a camera crew?’ and they looked around and screamed#had to run inside naked from the waist down. i was laughing and laughing#for some reason my next move was to post about this on tumblr but it got no notes and i was impatient so i posted about it on facebook#and TONS of people liked it immediately and then were sharing it and long story short it went viral#and there were random people in the comments saying like ‘oh this is so obviously fake’ and ‘why does she sound so unconcerned?’#because why would i be concerned?? gay sex is legal.. having it where other people can see isn’t exactly legal but they got inside quickly#and the legolas cosplayer and his camera crew didn’t exactly seem traumatised. they just looked confused if anything#also i’d written it in kind of a sarcastic and funny tone to be entertaining because it was honestly an absurd situation#why i would’ve posted this to FACEBOOK where most of my friends are my elderly relatives; ex-coworkers and high school people i don’t know#anyway that was my dream. two guys i vaguely know had four-second sex on my front porch; saw a legolas cosplayer; screamed and ran inside#OH and the other part of my dream was one of my mutuals on here (who i have only spoken to via prev tags) for some reason had my mobile#number and kept trying to call me#i had them in my phone just as their tumblr url even though they have a name and i know it? and for some reason i kept panicking#and rejecting the call and then coming up with spurious reasons for doing so#even though this person was extremely chill about it and was like ‘oh we can just talk another time!’#it made NO sense. i would absolutely speak to this person on the phone if i got the chance#but also why would i give them my number? and why would they be calling me from the states??#anyway. if you need me i’m going to make breakfast and go to pilates#personal
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lycanthian · 2 years ago
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auuuuuuauauuugggghggh
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thepandalion · 16 days ago
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when you accidentally refer to yourself with a new pronoun but it's too late at night to reflect on it
#I use 3rd person to refer to myself a lot#and just did a sentence in brain like “nothing scarier to a guy who's so scared of bugs he-” and forgot the rest of it#because he/him is very notably not a set of pronouns I typically use#except for “il” in french. I use “il/elle” in french because it's funky and “il” can technically be used as an expletive#(as in. it's used in similar ways to “it” in sentences like “its raining”)#so its got... not neutrality but a sense of general-ness that the explicitly feminine elle doesn't#but also I'm attached to she/her#so uh. guess I might be a they/she/he guy now#at least for english. still get the hives from הוא/אתה in hebrew in relation to myself#like not enough to coreect people and I do still introduce as “any pronouns” because saying “I dont care except he/him but only in hebrew”#is. technically true but also I dont super mind in hebrew either?#I have הם/אתם on my volunteer badges and in my phone case. but if people use other sets of pronouns I dont care#well. correction. dont care so long as they ask first. doing volunteering at con has my pronouns be more visible than anywhere else#esp since I do info stand shifts. so I'm talking to people a lot. and usually they stop right after saying hey#to check my pronouns before asking for whatever they needed#but sometimes people who HAVE their own stickers casually she/her me. for having long hair and being afab#which. again I don't mind. people she/her me at uni and at home a lot. its not uncomfortable or anything#but like. goddamn. I'm wearing an nb flag like a cape. the ppl who are clearly new I dont mind not asking but people who HAVE our stickers?#like. you need to know the stickers exist meaning youve BEEN to either con or the info stands before#you know what pronoun stickers are. take a look at mine before deciding to use a set of pronouns that isnt even on it#anyways uhh. yeah time to do some soul searching ig#goddamn. not a good time actually. Ive got homework and my niece is being born this week#too busy for gender crisis rn
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5tomatoes · 2 months ago
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chatmy phone is dying i must get rid of the mobile app of tumblr..... instead of scrolling for 9 william hours each day i must do literally anything else..... only during computer time can i browse tumblr..... im so sad..... (dramatic)
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malewifespike · 5 months ago
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stupid fuckass podcast I listen to at night has a Buffy rewatch podcast too and I’ve never listened bc I think they have shit opinions but I thought I’d give it a shot so I started the episode about smashed and one of the hosts opens by saying she hates the episode and I was like shut the fuck up nvm. Yall just don’t get it
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