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moeblob · 6 days ago

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Warning for: The (spider) legs showing below!

Under the hoodie/layers, she tends to wrap her legs around her kinda like a hug! And so in the first part that's the weird bumps under the hoodie. They're starting to unravel a bit. She hates being called a monkey cause it's NOT her fault she's short and has to climb on things and up things and includes people in "things" category.

#my characters #911 and 810 and 666 (Satan) are all just agents and everyone except 911 has an odd feature of sorts #such as her spider legs and 666s tail and 343s eye on her chest and so on #they just go by their assigned numbers usually until 666 overheard 911 talking on the phone and heard him say #yeah yeah its eric sorry for a new number again #bc he tends to get new phone numbers for secret keeping reasons #but he has to call his parent to check on em! so hes like yup its me! that guy with an actual name!#and 666 is like oh thats hilarious and starts to call him Prince (since he likes to sing a lot and also prince eric sooo)#and in return to being dubbed prince he starts calling 666 satan #but! 810 and 666 become really good friends and she decides it might not be his name but its more personal than a number #so she adopts the teasing nickname as an affectionate nickname #also 911 is distinctly the only actual boring human amidst the group and he just keeps finding out about the others on accident #and then since he lives at HQ he starts to offer his very boring room up to his friends so they can strip down #and let the extra limbs or parts get some air #so hes constantly just walking into his own room and having 810 in her underwear face down on his bed with her legs out #and he sighs and goes about his day #hes kinda grateful 666 just lets his tail out and keeps his pants on most days but hes also walked into his room and #no pants only boxers tail out and flicking happily #so he just kinda counts it as a win for everyone if satan is happy (satan is the nicest of them lmao)#but yes! in the first part shes basically yelling shes gonna kill him she swears to her best friend #and 911 is like yeah ok thats scary please do NOT actually choke your human jungle gym lets just not do that actually thanks!#anyway sorry for the heap of tags i wont stop overall but i will for now ty for looking at my ocs

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gelarshiesprofruitboarder · 5 months ago

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tal 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

#is he straight???? who knows i sure dont #< only thing i know is hes aroallo and hes cis. most basic guy ever except the aromantic part #grown ass man and hes twirling his hair and kicking his feet on the phone whats WRONG with him #athf oc #oc #aqua teen hunger force oc #doodles #art

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the-meme-monarch · 5 months ago

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i hate dreaming all my nightmares live there

#idk it sucked. my dad had a frinend over who was a guy id Never met before #he was weird. he wanted to marry me. i said no. he tried to assault me. i locked myself in my room #debatably the more fucked up part is my whole faily except maybe my mom was home. no one tried to help me #my dream-sibling is the only one who gets a pass here bc they were in the room w me and didnt know abt this until i came in #i kept trying to call my dad to Get Your Fucking Buddy hes trying to hurt me but like. couldnt find his contact in my phone #dream journal

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bearenjoyers · 5 months ago

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sorry im just thinking about bcs but like. why not add a few smaller scenes of gus interacting with his own men? why does it seem like, in comparison, mike is almost immediately elevated to a higher status than those two in bcs purely because we actually get to see him having normal conversations with gus? like i understand they might not keep the plot moving as well because of the fact obviously if victor is currently doing something it’s because gus told him to etc. but for the most part all of the smaller interactions gus does have with those two ends up being in a somewhat high stress situation where it feels very tense between everyone. and it’s just like damn! is it always like that?? why do those two even care that much about their jobs if their boss is a bit of a dick? etc. i think even an additional scene or two with those guys (either alone or the both of them) talking with gus in a more normal situation could’ve both added a bit more depth into how gus treats his employees (we got a lot with how he treats lyle and co., but not a whole lot with the illegal side of things), how comfortable vic and tyrus feel around him in a calmer setting, and exactly why they both feel the need to be as loyal as they are to the guy.

and also on the other side of this i don't think it'd hurt to maybe elaborate on their pay just a bit..? i'm not saying to randomly put a number out into the atmosphere but i just mean some smaller things like. do they buy nicer things for themselves? what's their housing situation? what's their car situation? are the escalade / yukon their own vehicles or does gus just use those two for business situations? do they use them when they're doing their own stuff off the clock or do they have their own cars? etc. that can also help with understanding their motivations a bit. don't get me wrong i don't think they should be visibly rich or something because that's not what gus would want but just smaller things! cause it's easy to write their loyalty off as Well they probably get paid super well, which i'm sure is true, but if they don't show a single hint of that then what's the point. even something as simple as giving tyrus a nice watch, or maybe victor having a nicer looking gun, etc. something small like that. because as it stands right now the average 41 year old viewer who watched the show once only knows and will only ever know victor and tyrus as those two guys in the background who do random stuff for gus with no clear motivation. just the personification of "On it boss (salute emoji)". and to be honest this is true for a whole lot of fans who do watch the show multiple times and enjoy thinking about it more in depth, because on screen we barely have anything about the two.

and to be clear i'm not trying to say we should have an episode just for them or something like no i understand they're side characters. i understand we don't need all that. and i understand this is also primarily Jimmy's show. but it's not like these two are on the same level as like, arlo or paige and kevin etc. these guys have been around since brba. victor was literally introduced in the same episode gus was. and they are a huge part of gus's story, especially in brba. s4 wouldn't have been what it was without victor and tyrus. and in bcs, ignacio's situation wouldn't have been the same if it weren't for victor and tyrus as well. and i just personally believe that if their goal with gus in bcs was to go back and elaborate on how everything came to be and show what he was like a few years younger, they could've dragged victor and tyrus into that. and i think his character would've benefited from taking that extra step with those two.

#gray.txt #and you know. obviously i personally have my own clear ideas of everything. and i'm content with what i got. this isn't coming from a place #of Well victor is my favorite guy so everything should be about him LOL. i know what he is.#but thats only because i spent like what? 2 years now watching random interviews and analyzing the smallest details within the show that #genuinely meant nothing while they were writing the scripts. and then throwing some random ideas at the wall to see if they stick.#and i just dont think everybody should have to do that LOL. and i think gus's character gets a lot more interesting #when do you do have this clear idea of victor and tyrus in your head and how he interacts with them. but 99% of people dont have that!#nobody fucking knows everything giancarlo and vince ever said about box cutter. nobody knows about the interview where giancarlo referred t #his entire business (meth and restaurant) as his 'family'. and they'd never think of that in those terms #because with the exception of his restaurant workers and mike #it feels like he HATES them LMAO.#tldr all i'm saying is i think we could've benefited from at least one 1 minute long scene of victor and gus exchanging words #where it doesn't end in gus snapping the phone in half out of anger. and also let tyrus speak his mind and have gus agree with him once #also yeah sorry this is all over the place but it is somehow the most coherent i have felt in months so this is as good as its getting sorr #sorry .#also to be clear about my earlier statement that’s a lie my idea of those two is not clear in my head whatsoever i just meant in comparison #to literally the average viewer. and my own personal thoughts about them aren’t even true it’s just opinions and guesses.#and i love a character that i can just say shit about but at the same time i think it’s fun to have idk something in the source material #that you can actually use while thinking and not have to dig around 11 year old reddit AMAs #and that money paragraph sort of came out of order what i meant by saying all that is like #i feel those two could benefit from a clear motivation for why they do all the things they do #and if we have neither personal reasons nor monetary reasons then it just makes them feel like one dimensional henchmen or something #came out of no where* not order you dumb fuck (< me)#also it doesn’t have to be clear in our faces or anything whatever you know what i’m saying . this is too long i can’t keep elaborating

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salsa-ishida · 2 days ago

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you're back!! it's been so long!! I missed you <3 <3

ahhhh I missed you too!! Life has been insistent on grinding me to a paste but we perservere

#life has been so so so hard <3 #i've never fully recovered from long covid so an average workday was leaving me absolutely drained #and on top of that i had an incident where i was trying to look into a prior auth for a patient #the kid was trans and cried on the phone because he was afraid his insurance wouldn't cover his testosterone now that trump had won #his doctor was at her wit's end because she had been assured on three separate occasions that the authorization was all set #so since it was literally a dead day at work anyway i spent about half an hour playing phone tag with the insurance #trying to find out what their mcfucking issue was #only to eventually be told they wouldn't speak to a representative from the pharmacy about it and that the prescriber had to make the call #so i did let the prescriber know and found a goodrx coupon that made the price like $20 #patient was thrilled and very grateful for the effort #(this was like. the day before christmas and his last chance to get his medicine before he had to travel.)#pharmacist however immediately jumped my shit when i hung up for ''wasting time''#despite the fact that there was??? literally no other work to do???#we had three other techs on and i was keeping up with the data entry as things came in while i was on the phone.#tried to defuse the situation by apologizing but she was literally top-of-her-lungs screaming at me #in front of my coworkers and the like 2 customers nearby. so loud that one person could hear her clearly from the bathroom #had worked with this woman for 5+ years and she was the reason i went to this particular pharmacy in the first place #left and texted my boss what happened and told her that this gets fixed or i'm out. had a meeting with the store manager and everything #told them i would have a conversation with her to see if we could move past this. and she refused to speak to me #so i quit and my bestie quit in solidarity and we have been job hunting except that we both also got sick as FUCK the next day #like vomiting shaking massive headache unable to function sick #his fever was like 104.7 at one point? it was ungood #i'm finally about 85% better and back on the job hunt but like. yeah #thought i had something lined up that would free me from the shackles of customer service but unfortunately the guy changed his mind #and the one pharmacy interview i had they wanted to pay me $10/hr 💀 homie that's a $9/hr pay decrease #so yeah life is a prison etc etc BUT not having a full time job anymore DOES mean #that i have the time and energy to tungl again without all the chronic exhaustion #silver linings!!!

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deus-ex-mona · 3 months ago

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kawaikute gomen and sukicchuno really would’ve been fun beatmaps on honeypre…

#waiting for chizuchan’s next cover~~~~~~~ dear my friend by ag plsplpsspslplsplssplssss—#you dont get it guyssss i only logged back into garu.pa bc sukicchu was added today #is this how im coping with the loss of honeypre? well. kinda.#honeypre’s beatmap for heroiku (part one) was way more fun though. part 2 was a nightmare (what do you mean that was lv 22??)#well. ig i should try to fc romeo on jp too… i only have it fced on en lmao #hhw romeo you will always be famous #throwback to hhw’s romeo being the first time i heard romeo bc i. uh. genuinely had no interest in lxl back when the mv first dropped sorry #‘how much did you not not care for lxl?’ well. back when i had dled the nandosuki album for $0 i saved all tracks (except romeo) to my phone #so thank you hhw. if it weren’t for you i prolly wouldn’t be here today lmao #(still waiting on pr.sk rks romeo cover thoughhhh cmon if garu.pa could get romeo in so can pr.sk r i g h t —)#anyway look at my dreamfes(?) hiichan from years ago. i only liked her at first bc she looks like setogucci hina lmaoooooo #(dw guys nagisaposting will return. soon. after i fc romeo.)#((aka instance 137832715262626 of forgetting to turn rbs off aaaaaaaaaaa this app s u c k s))

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fisherrprince · 3 months ago

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im Determined not to like akamu for very petty reasons unrelated to whether they're good or not but i have to admit. theyre funny

#kipspeak #i like akai now WHICH IS DIFFERENT FROM THE LAST TIME I WATCHED THIS SHOW ACTUALLY IF U CAN BELIEVE. i didnt care about him at all #but look..................................................... the four of the akais #i like em. i like em #theyre weird. i like their eyeliner. and how theyre kinda sucks (VERY AFFECTIONATE). and their hair (fluffy). and their Murderous Gaze #except for shukichi who has a Normal Sharp Gaze bc he only uses his brain cells for shogi good for him good for him #the reasons are all just that i have very specific ship tastes and i dont think ALL enemies to lovers is Good #i think enemies to lovers has to be SPECIFIC to be my brand. and by specific i mean there's gotta be something weirdly existential in there #you ever wonder why mary decided to name her children shuichi shukichi and masumi. first of all the one mora difference second of all #masumi is not graceful nor does she feel like being graceful-#anyways theyre funny because its always funny when one of the guys is like -_- and the other guy is like Ill Kill You In Real Life For This #i watched the scene where conan makes them talk to each other thru his phones again

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thestamp3d3 · 1 year ago

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i cant get over how absolutely insane satosugu is...gege was born to write yaoi forced to write shounen

#sorry i remembered hidden inventory arc n im insane about them again :(( SAD LITTLE GAY PEOPLE IN MY PHONE!!!#nah but it just...OUGHHH they make me so upset!!!#its just they way they start out immediately understanding each other bc gojo has been alone on a pedestal basically his entire life+#but then he meets geto who treats him like a normal dude!!! not a weapon!!! and just watching them annoy each other as normal teens +#makes me emotional bc theres so much cruelty and just DEATH in their world but at the least they have each other to get through it!!!#theyre the strongest together after all right!!! then toji happens and gojo starts to perfect his abilities with him automating infinity #and then the gap between the two just gets wider and wider...until the final confrontation where the one who understood gojo all this time #not only leaves him but calls him arrogant at the same time showing gojo the ONLY person who he though understood just..doesnt+#and hes left alone again in the same place he was years ago...AND OUGHHHHH #idk i watched a video analysis of hidden inventory where the guy said geto was just as egotistical as gojo except in having a savior comple #and tbh i never though of that before!! but looking back it makes sense with how he spoke to riko + the way he slaughtered the whole villag #to not just save the girls but also prove to himself that he could make the world he wanted #the guy in the video put it basically that since the gap between gojo and geto was so wide geto would rather be the best villain+#than second best hero and that makes a lot of sense since his ideals/goals as a villain go against his usual rational behavior #he KNOWS its probably impossible (for him at least it wouldnt be for gojo which he admits) but he has to do it for himself #sorry im rambling but AHHHHHH how tf did gege write this??? its such a small part of the story but its arguably the catalyst for everything #aside from plot wise it simply just is impactful emotionally! gege had to go thru a toxic codependent homoerotic friendship to write this+#theres just no other way #jjk #jujustu kaisen #gojo satoru #geto suguru #satosugu

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nick-close · 2 years ago

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I will never be a demon Glenn truther I don’t care!!! That didn’t happen, the appeal of Glenn is he’s JUST A GUY AND ALSO A WEIRD CHARISMA LOSER!!! He can’t be a demon, that makes him cool in a way that matters. The dads appeal is that they’re all just dudes. Glenn is just a guy.

Freddie knew what he was doing when he refused to give Glenn magic. Anthony went ‘you can give him magic’ and Freddie went ‘NO he’s fucking setting off fireworks.’ And that was IT!!! The guards at the prison were afraid of him telling them to cool it BECAUSE THEY THINK HE’LL BE TOO CHARISMATIC TO RESIST DESPITE THERE BEING NO MAGICAL REASON FOR IT TO BE A PROBLEM!! THAT’S IT BABY!!! AND THAT’S COMEDY!!!!

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fingertipsmp3 · 8 months ago

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Had THE funniest dream last night

#i was roommates with this couple who for some reason decided they were going to bone directly outside the house #like on the front porch more or less #except they were really worried about being seen? so i was kind of keeping a lookout for them #pretty much as soon as they.. began; a legolas cosplayer appeared complete with a camera crew #OH THAT WAS THE THING! my roommates were filming themselves but it was just on a mounted tripod #so i just opened the window and said ‘uhhh do you guys have a camera crew?’ and they looked around and screamed #had to run inside naked from the waist down. i was laughing and laughing #for some reason my next move was to post about this on tumblr but it got no notes and i was impatient so i posted about it on facebook #and TONS of people liked it immediately and then were sharing it and long story short it went viral #and there were random people in the comments saying like ‘oh this is so obviously fake’ and ‘why does she sound so unconcerned?’#because why would i be concerned?? gay sex is legal.. having it where other people can see isn’t exactly legal but they got inside quickly #and the legolas cosplayer and his camera crew didn’t exactly seem traumatised. they just looked confused if anything #also i’d written it in kind of a sarcastic and funny tone to be entertaining because it was honestly an absurd situation #why i would’ve posted this to FACEBOOK where most of my friends are my elderly relatives; ex-coworkers and high school people i don’t know #anyway that was my dream. two guys i vaguely know had four-second sex on my front porch; saw a legolas cosplayer; screamed and ran inside #OH and the other part of my dream was one of my mutuals on here (who i have only spoken to via prev tags) for some reason had my mobile #number and kept trying to call me #i had them in my phone just as their tumblr url even though they have a name and i know it? and for some reason i kept panicking #and rejecting the call and then coming up with spurious reasons for doing so #even though this person was extremely chill about it and was like ‘oh we can just talk another time!’#it made NO sense. i would absolutely speak to this person on the phone if i got the chance #but also why would i give them my number? and why would they be calling me from the states??#anyway. if you need me i’m going to make breakfast and go to pilates #personal

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instantpansies · 2 years ago

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playing with the little gay people in my phone (project sekai colorful stage feat. hatsune miku)

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lycanthian · 1 year ago

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auuuuuuauauuugggghggh

#feeling like that episode of phineas and ferb where candace only has like four friends in her phone that she can contact #except thats me in my brain.#4 whole things i can think about right now guy 1 (💜) guy 2 (please text me back) guy 3 (i dont know you) guy 4 (you scare me 4 some reason)#its a little funny but its also a little annoying. need to start resolving my.problems so im not rotating them in my head 24/7 #gamey rambles #lycan howls

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hanaasbananas · 2 years ago

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9 of your favourite tv shows

tagged by @queer-cosette

tagging @thesamestarlight @2manyfandoms2count @omnishamblegreg and anyone else who wants a go

#banana speaks 🍌#tag game #only didn't include ml bc i'm not caught up yet #but wow this was hard! havent watched much of anything recently tbh except taskmaster #bc it doesn't require real thought lmao but its HILARIOUS #ditto for goes wrong show i love those guys sm #reign and the musketeers obvs take top spot bc MAN reign has had a chokehold on me for a decade #and the musketeers have had a similar hold on me since i discovered it #still mad that the musketeers fandom isn't as big as other bbc shows i love but it is what it is #and oh my GOD being human aaaaah #what a beautiful devastating heartbreaking show #I watched it on my phone the summer after i finished my a levels when my laptop died and #it was so painful but SO GOOD and ngl if i think ab mitchell for too long i'll cry #don't think i can handle a rewatch any time soon bc i'm still traumatised but its still a TOP TIER show

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crepuscularqueens · 2 years ago

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me watching the bear: wow, the bear is a really good show

#are you guys seeing this shit? it's very good #im not done w s2 yet. but its a really good show like. highly enjoyable and very good.#i feel like every random tweet notification i was getting when s*cc s4 was airing that was just saying that show was so good.#except that i like this one and it is actually not only very good but actively enjoyable lmao #don't know why that was flooding my phone w notifications but thank fuck it's done???#still don't get it tbh

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roguerebel · 2 years ago

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My CEO of my current job: "I'm gonna fire the majority of the people in my company that actually goes their jobs because it's going under because I'm in the middle of a lawsuit because I did illegal crap and got caught so I'm filing for bankruptcy, and y'all are gonna suffer for my actions. Lol."

Eat the rich.

#im still employed as of Friday but my hr manager who i am super close with says that hes getting rid of everyone including her #except for the selected five he likes #btw im customer service so that'll leave one girl on the phone and emails for the entire company #hes also firing our technician idk how machines will get fixed now #and our only shipping guy idk how you'll get stuff shipped out #so that poor girl is gonna deal with all of that

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freebooter4ever · 2 years ago

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I dont know how to force myself to sit down and transfer/update my new computer so i can feel comfortable drawing again ;_; but i need to

#It might help lessen the depression?#Like i dunno how long its been since ive been able to work on anything but the days are blurring together #And all i do is sleep or run or look at my phone #Its not good guys it scares me #I only have so many days of all this time without needing to work #So i NEED to work on practicing my own shit and i am wasting time for nothing #Except the fact that it feels like there is a permanent fog around my brain right now #Journal shit #The concert was a brief bright light i dont even know how to express my gratitude to my neighbor for doing that for me #But everything else god ive been spiraling hard #It feels like the little things are chipping away at every piece and i just dont really exist in normal human attachment anymore

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