#the onceler askblog

[ask-doctor-med-ler]

Mind-ler here

Can I....help you?

[truffulawoods]

The grass never was green.

The ponds were all dry.

The clouds always covered the sun.

One day, he came to that place.

[jalattes]

i did something bad

[ask-the-biggering-onceler]

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....ehe...ahaha......ahahahahah.....

...Ahaha!! .....Ehehaha!!

Oh.....!!

....So that's how it's going to be, isn't it?

That's really how you want this to play out?? That's really how you want me to be??

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Ok, then.

....Ok then!!

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.........

....You....

....YOU!!!

....AGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT!? DOES THIS FIT YOUR ITTY BITTY, INCREDIBLY STRICT CRITERIA FOR WHAT YOU WANT WITH THIS WORLD?!

DOES THIS SATISFY YOUR LITTLE-MINDED VIEW OF HOW EVERYTHING SHOULD BE?! HUH?!

Trees....TREES!! You speak for the trees...Well I SPEAK FOR MANKIND, AND HUMAN OPPORTUNITIES!!

B-BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER TO YOU, DOES IT?! BECAUSE ALLLL YOU CARE ABOUT IS THE STUPID...STUPID...

THE STUPID TRUFFULAS, DAMMIT!!

YES I SAID IT, IT'S SO INCREDIBLY STUPID HOW THAT IS WHAT'S ALWAYS ON YOUR LITTLE, ITTY BITTY MIND!!!

I-I.....I.....

I CANNOT TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!!

I CAN'T DO IT, I WON'T DO IT!!

YOU...YOU YOU YOU AND THOSE STUPID STUPID PEOPLE, THOSE STUPID PEOPLE WHO DOUBT ME. WHO DARE TO QUESTION ME!! AS IF I HAVE DONE ANYTHING WRONG!!

WHICH.

I.

HAVEN'T.

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.....That's it.

...I'm done. I'm done with this.

[sudag-o]

haircut

[moonymelly]

Doodle of Biggerler that I actually really like of when I first started his blog because dang, that already feels nostalgic?? 🥲 Agh, I love my insane anger issues boy and his perfect hair and questionable morals 😌

[mapachedepapel]

Hola papus 🗣🗣‼️

Rocky x Entre

pq si, un doodle feo

Estoy en decadencia mis dibujos cada vez están peor, especialmente los hechos en papel. Lol que mal

[insomnia-ler]

sooo what's the deal with onceler destiny anyway

Alright class, let me break this down for you. Got a few handy diagrams and everything for all you visual learners out there.

Once-ler destiny is everything. A series of… hah. “Canon events”, if you will, that makes us who we are. It’s not just a set of guidelines, either. It’s the rulebook. Diverge from the path? Sorry, don’t pass go, don’t collect two hundred dollars. Or for those of you who don’t know Monopoly lingo, I'll make it real simple for you.

You aren't actually a Once-ler.

And if you’re a Once-ler— like, really a Once-ler— then you’ll eventually experience each and every single one of these chapters of your life. Some are good. Some are bad.

Some are very bad.

The beginning Once-lers typically leave home at an early age to make their way in the world. They'll find the truffula valley, make their first Thneed, and eventually get their business off the ground. It's not always easy, but it's almost certain to be a guaranteed success.

The middle Business is booming. A factory blooms like a metallic flower where there once was a cozy little cottage. Thneed production is in full swing. Stocks are through the roof. Pollution of the surrounding area and town increases. Everyone says you're too big to fail. Until you aren't.

The end This isn't a story that's supposed to have a happy ending. It's supposed to teach you a lesson. Drowning in the depths of your greed, you turn a blind eye to the destruction piling up around you until there are no trees left. The Lorax leaves. Your family leaves, retreating with your money and their carelessness. Your employees turn against you, burying you in endless lawsuits. You retreat into your vast, empty factory. But not forever. The townspeople in Thneedville build a wall to keep out the toxic wasteland you created. They sing every morning, waking you like a dystopian alarm clock. The years pass, and before you know it, you are old. Audrey is born, the catalyst for everything to come. Ted is born a few years later. As a teenager, the kid comes to ask you for the one thing you can offer that will ensure your redemption- the last truffula seed. He will take it, and the future will be bright. The wall around Thneedville will fall. ...Eventually, even the Lorax will come back. That is Once-ler destiny.

[never-ler]

Hey uhm… so, I am Never-ler.

I don’t have anything else to do in this infinity search for the perfect place and material for my desired invention that I want to make a reality: The Thneed. A fine something that all would people need, it would have a lot of uses, it would be a impressive knitting.

But, In the case I couldn’t ever find a place, maybe I have to go back to my family’s farm, something that… I don’t really wish.

I want to prove them that I’m much more what they say about me! I am not a failure… I can be so much more, I know I am better…

[cheese-hater]

quick lil doodles from when it got slow at work 2day. i only like the 1st one but ik someone out there would like the other 2

[blackcatangel]

Coppika art and doodle!

I like how first one looks as if they're kids and second like they're adults bdkdmd. I'm just inconsistent 😭

@paprika-emberfire belongs to @ampreh.

[ask-doctor-med-ler]

Doctor PLEASE i have eaten a thneed. What do i do now. am i beyond saving Doc

Oh my, that is quite serious!

Unlike cotton, truffula fluff is more similar to silk composition in that is partially diagestible. That being said, if you've eaten more than a small handful (several grams) you should go to the nearest emergency room. You'll likely need it surgically removed so it doesn't block your digestive tract.

It's not immediately fatal, but if it's not taken care of it can get quite serious!

[askyourfath-ler]

Do you still post? 🥺 your one of the best onceler ask blogs I've seen

Goodness, what a compliment. Who would I be not to accept it?

Don't worry, I'm still around. Running such a successful business and raising a two year old is much harder than it looks, I'm as busy as ever. I wouldn't trade it for anything, so I am more than happy to keep myself busy. She won't be this little forever, after all.

[jalattes]

reunion

Audrey Grace belongs to @miru667

Som belongs to me @inzombnialer

[ask-the-biggering-onceler]

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.....W-WHA...?? WHERE DO YA THINK YOU'RE GOING, ONCELER?! D-Dontcha realize what you have just DONE?!

*.......pause.*

....Why....Where else would I be going?

To the ball, of course.

[bunnyslize]