#the nat 20 shrimp jump

[chickensoup1025]

I actually cried laughing from the latest fantasy high episode

[asymptotic-rage]

I don’t understand what I just watched. I just know it was fucking awesome

[spinaholi]

that nat 20 shrimp jump is giving fabian rolling a nat 20 at the arcade against the racing game. cassandra is maybe dead and the girls are gone but goddamnit did you make that epic shrimp jump into a pool of flaming tartar sauce

[moorlandwayfarer]

The amount of relief I felt when Emily rolled the Nat 20 on the shrimp jump because the second Fig was like ‘you want me to do it?’ I was screaming NOOOOOOO SHE’S GONNA SHIT HERSELF IF SHE RIDES THE HANGMANNN.

[despoina-dude]

The nat 20 coming in clutch for the SHRIMP JUMP of all things is peak fantasy high and yes I did cry and I know you did too.

[raccoonfan101]

god i’m so glad they got the shrimp jump. i would’ve done something crazy …

so far the Best nat 20… i would’ve done something evil… diabolical even…. they Need to be able to do some stupid stuff… let them be silly kids..

[moonlightmagical]

see cassandra might be dead, but at least there was a nat 20 shrimp jump

[alastryona]

that fhjy episode changed something about me fundamentally I'm gonna start barking. what's going on. is she really dead. is time really quangling. Kristen just dissociating at the nat 20 shrump (shrimp jump). adaines gonna need a new job. (she should start charging the random elves who show up for prophecies, maybe open a etsy shop for it) I am foaming at the mouth

[theee-wizard]

So

There has to be an d20 animated for the Nat 20 Shrimp Jump right?

[figscigfigs]

my favorite moments from episode 5 of fantasy high junior year!!:

all the store names. literal genius

“get the teeth”

SECURITY DETAIL!!!! (esp conor counterspell the unpaid intern)

the bad kids participating in time screwyness

all of the beardsley bits this season (hey girlie, they read the book!!!)

kristen’s nat 20 to persuade cass to be healed 

gorgug’s no role necessary genius about lydia and the gem

“don’t spoil it, just yes or no”

the whole fig gilear shrimp incident “WHY DID YOU TAKE THE SHRIMP WE’RE IN PITCHED COMBAT” “i dipped.”

“fuck she’s shimmying, she’s fucking shimmying”

“interesting, well i’m done talking to you”

fig’s nat 20 on time loops

rotting YES! the prank??

kristen going invisible during an existential crisis and riz just repeating “you’re here”

“i stole them from the theater department!!! LGBT alliance!!”

fig and the hangman’s friendship

NAT 20 SHRIMP JUMP!!!!!!

[adainesdenimjacket]

can't believe brennan gave them like 20 chances to save cassandra but no one could hit the dc but then emily gets a nat 20 on the shrimp jump. truly poetic.

[hazerdouswaste]

Ramble about Kristen's campaign that has no cohesive line of thought:

There's something so fun in everyone joining together to make a batshit over the top cult of personality for Kristen just because the other student body president candidate is too smug and annoying (unless you're Riz, then the motive is to bolster everyone's resume)

And yeah, Shitpisser Hockeypuck is probably evil and there's a mystery and a plot and whatnot, but honestly that's not even why they're doing it. I just know how much fun it must be to rocket a completely magicless Kristen wearing a salsa filled cowboy hat over the school with illusions of fireworks and a 9ft spider, tricking everyone into thinking she was the one who made all that happen. And all of this was just because Pissyface Gaspedal was being a little bitch

Fig taking her job as security/ fake Kristen so seriously is so fun and in character. Fig got to live her kind of lifestyle doing the shrimp jump while pretending to be Kristen, putting on a nat 20 quality show AND making everybody think Kristen is the shit

I think I would probably live vicariously through Kristen's campaign if I was one of her friends, I wouldn't even be mad she was getting all the attention I'd just be proud

[disgruntled-welshgirl]

I am so glad for the shrimp jump nat 20. They really needed a win

[bugsludge]

My fantasy high jr year thoughts for episode 15

There is no context just what I would have live blogged about

THE WRITTEN TEST??? Crazy I would have died on the spot and the fact that they actually tried is crazy but they did so good for the circumstances 100 hand written words in 5 minutes is insane

Also the shrimp dragon??? I love art department so much it’s so creative and also just such a cool looking model I was dying when’s it came out

Gorgug hitting a nat 20 always makes me happy bc we jsut see more of his artificer barbarian stuff work but the 2 crist back to back Zac always has the best rolls I swear

Zacs stupid little stamp I love him sm

FIGS SPIRIT GUARDIANS WITH THE STURGES WAS SO FUNNY I live Emily so fucking much

The second pass on the math exam is so based I fucking hate math he’s so me

When the worm came out I was stunned holy shit there were so many monsters on field

FIG AGAINST THE WYVERN WAS CRAZY ALMOST 90 points of damage in one turn

Shrimp jump/shrimp party and crab king being turned into literal monsters is so funny

ZAC WITH ANOTHER NAT 20 HIS DICE ARE SO GOOD

THE WORM IS HORRIBLE OH MY GOD

ANOTHER NAT 20 WHAT THE FUCK ZAC

“My kid got a 7… my kid got a 1”Lou and ally talking about their dice in the same tone as the Charlie Brown Halloween quote is so fucking funny

Gavin is the mvp I love him, fantasy high npcs are always so funny

Fig eliminating a full wyvern as well as a bunch of fantasy mosquitoes with little to no effort on her part is insane she’s so cracked

Fabian fighting for his life to just…. Not be held by a monster for a turn is so funny. This shouldn’t be his turn for most rounds as an extremely Dex character lmao

The hangman with 2 nat 20s on an attack on a giant crab is hilarious bc Lou’s rolls have been mid this whole time ahsjdjd

Fig kissing the fucking pentacorn mid battle is the most Emily thing she could choose to do her playstyle is my favorite thing in the entire world

FIGS SPIRIT GAURDIANS COME IN CLUTCH SO MUCH HOLY SHIT

KIPPERLILY THAT FUCKING CUNT HOLY SHIT HELLO??? KILLING BUDDY??? OISIN BEING APART OF IT TOO???? NOOO I WAS ROOTING FOR HIM AND ADINE

the ocher jellies are so cute and so fucking pointless ahsjdjd

Gorgug vs the worm no thoughts just very stressful ahsjdjd

RIZ WITH THE 31 DAMAGE VS THE UMBERHULK WITH 30 HP WAS INSANE LUCK MURPH ROLLS COMING IN CLUTCH WHEN IT MATTERS

butter gummies my beloved

“Come on riz”

The mimic being the strongest monster is so funny bc this was 100% supposed to be a quick kill round 1

Fig carried combat today holy shit even with Emily’s bad rolls she’s taken out half of the enemies that’s insane

GORGUG WIRH ANOTHER FUCKING CRIT WHAT THE FUCK ZACS DICE ARE INSANE TODAY next week he’s gonna be rolling nat ones all day long

“What did you call it….BUTTER. GUMMIES.” I adore ally so much

30 persuasion roll on the butter gummies…. It’s time for love NOW

“You are stupid” as if Gorgug didn’t leave the owl ears and dedicate the whole year to studying for his mcat pls

Gorgugs artificer stuff is so fun I’m so glad Zac took on that class

[islandoforder]

genuinely so typical that they get a nat!20 on the shrimp jump but the goddess is still unmade

[songbird-oracle]

Live thoughts watching Fantasy High Junior Year episode 5

Spoilers ahead

Im so nervous already about Cassandra

These dudes getting swole

It IS spicy tonight in the dome

Screaming

I WANT A BOGGY KISS

OH FUCK SHES HOLD MONSTERING KRISTEN

THE SECURITY COMING THROUGH OH SHIT

“Do you want me to kill that guy for you 👀” vibes

OH NO PLEASE NO NIGHTMARE KING OH NO OH NO

I’m Shittering my pants rn

No not the girlies!

Located in the astral mall, This place has *everything*. Ripped valley girls, a goddess and prophet and familiar going through a very tumultuous time in their relationship, a frog wearing a paper hat, and a weird ass clock

I live for the hangman banter

Oml I love the Yarrbucks coffee art

LOU HOLY SHIT

BOX OF DOOM DC5!? The stakes are seriously so high though

Okaaaaaaaay 13 works ig

“Does she need scratchies?”

Wooo Murph!!

THE STAR TALKS!?

I love Emily’s reaction to “banging out a 1st level spell”

Riz sadly flossing

Oh no Kristen oh no Cassandra!

No stop attacking Cassandra!!!!

🎶non-a-crits🎶

Thank goodness no failures

Break it up guys come ooooooooon

Damn, man needs strudel with sauce at a time like this

Profiling the minis 🤣

NOT THE TAP DANCING

“I don’t think you’re scared, I think you’re mad. And that’s okay” I’m sobbing

YES THE FUCKING SECURITY DETAIL

Kristen is so low, oh no

A 0 initiative 🥲

FUCK THIS IS WHAT RAGHS MOM ABSORBED!?!? Gorgug is the greatest wizard of our time

Abjurative grammar is prescriptive. Iykyk.

I knew the DC would be high

NAT 20 BEARDSLEY IN THE FUCKING HOUUUUUUUSE

YESSSSS HEALED CASSANDRA 😭

Oh fuck oh fuck bad stars

Let it out Cassandra, feel your feelings

Oh my goodness, philosophers scone

OOP PAUL BLART INTERGALACTIC MALL COP

It’s not the nightmare king??????

41 damage each, damn Adaine

We aren’t even half way through guys

BAHAHAHAHAHHA playful picking on Riz

Mass dispelling?? Damn

????? TUMMY ACHE SURVIVOR????

THE SHRIMP!!!!!!

Why is Fig a walking embodiment of Murphy’s law rn???

WHAT THE FUCK

NO NO NO DID GILEAR STEAL HER LUCK??????

IS THIS QUADRANGLE FUCKERY??????

Okay it’s just a curse

WAIT WHAT???

Cloaca why 😂

Whoopsies, shattered the shatter star

Oh fuck, rage Adaine is scary dude

Is this some rage and revenge deity??

Anyone but Conor

BAHAHAHAHAHA “no no, this is gonna happen”

“Stay hot Conor”

NOT KALINA NO

RAGH??????

Not the shimmy

WHAT IS KALINAS AC

44 DAMAGE??

Old Fabian

Legend has it the wizard is still waiting for his strudel with sauce

WHAT THE FUCK NO NOT CASSANDRA NO NO NO

“Unfortunately stop flossing”

COMPELLED DUEL ON KALINA OH FUCK

3!!!!! Woooooo!!!!!

Worst mall cop ever, Paul Blart would never

🤣 “is that not property damage??”

I’m so scared for Cassandra guys

Kristen and Cassandra are down oh no 🥲

BARDIC SHRIMPSPIRATION

NO NAT ONE NO NOOOOOOOO

Somewhere Katja Cleaver is raging because Conor Counterspell said he hates horses

A ball. Not *the* ball

ARMOR ZOMBIE AND LICH IM LIVING FIR THESE NAMES

Bards and Noble 🤣

Kristen coming in with the hugs

Box of doom has been working hard this episode

Shake out the bad ones

Screaming crying throwing up

I can’t look

Dammit Murph

Ecaf again

“What are you talking about girlieeeee?”

Brendan’s stare scares me

FUCK

Strudel for the win Girlie!!!

“One more roll girlie 🤪”

Oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no circle of death oh no

COUNTERSPELL MY BELOVED

“How old are you” “45” “gross”

WAIT WHAT TIME REVERSE TO- TEN SECONDS

Conor, you’re the best secret service agent ever

WHAT????? WHERES CASSANDRA??????

WHAT????????

I’m so fucking scared right now

Wait is Cassandra a triple goddess? Like how Hekate is a triple goddess, is Cassandra one? Cause Cassandra, Nightmare king, and a divine thing that isn’t a different divinity?

I want to enjoy “we got that bad boy buttered” but I can’t 🥲

Dead stare 🥲

I love Hangman 🥹

Feral Murph

NAT 20 SHRIMP JUMP

Thousand yard stare

Best shrimp jump ever

Maximum legend

That’s right, kick flip the system

Fuck KandyKorn Lullaby

See you at Basrars, I’ll be sobbing into my ice cream