#the nat 20 shrimp jump

[chickensoup1025]

I actually cried laughing from the latest fantasy high episode

[asymptotic-rage]

I don’t understand what I just watched. I just know it was fucking awesome

[spinaholi]

that nat 20 shrimp jump is giving fabian rolling a nat 20 at the arcade against the racing game. cassandra is maybe dead and the girls are gone but goddamnit did you make that epic shrimp jump into a pool of flaming tartar sauce

[moorlandwayfarer]

The amount of relief I felt when Emily rolled the Nat 20 on the shrimp jump because the second Fig was like ‘you want me to do it?’ I was screaming NOOOOOOO SHE’S GONNA SHIT HERSELF IF SHE RIDES THE HANGMANNN.

[despoina-dude]

The nat 20 coming in clutch for the SHRIMP JUMP of all things is peak fantasy high and yes I did cry and I know you did too.

[raccoonfan101]

god i’m so glad they got the shrimp jump. i would’ve done something crazy …

so far the Best nat 20… i would’ve done something evil… diabolical even…. they Need to be able to do some stupid stuff… let them be silly kids..

[moonlightmagical]

see cassandra might be dead, but at least there was a nat 20 shrimp jump

[alastryona]

that fhjy episode changed something about me fundamentally I'm gonna start barking. what's going on. is she really dead. is time really quangling. Kristen just dissociating at the nat 20 shrump (shrimp jump). adaines gonna need a new job. (she should start charging the random elves who show up for prophecies, maybe open a etsy shop for it) I am foaming at the mouth

[theee-wizard]

So

There has to be an d20 animated for the Nat 20 Shrimp Jump right?

[figscigfigs]

my favorite moments from episode 5 of fantasy high junior year!!:

all the store names. literal genius

“get the teeth”

SECURITY DETAIL!!!! (esp conor counterspell the unpaid intern)

the bad kids participating in time screwyness

all of the beardsley bits this season (hey girlie, they read the book!!!)

kristen’s nat 20 to persuade cass to be healed 

gorgug’s no role necessary genius about lydia and the gem

“don’t spoil it, just yes or no”

the whole fig gilear shrimp incident “WHY DID YOU TAKE THE SHRIMP WE’RE IN PITCHED COMBAT” “i dipped.”

“fuck she’s shimmying, she’s fucking shimmying”

“interesting, well i’m done talking to you”

fig’s nat 20 on time loops

rotting YES! the prank??

kristen going invisible during an existential crisis and riz just repeating “you’re here”

“i stole them from the theater department!!! LGBT alliance!!”

fig and the hangman’s friendship

NAT 20 SHRIMP JUMP!!!!!!

[adainesdenimjacket]

can't believe brennan gave them like 20 chances to save cassandra but no one could hit the dc but then emily gets a nat 20 on the shrimp jump. truly poetic.

[hazerdouswaste]

Ramble about Kristen's campaign that has no cohesive line of thought:

There's something so fun in everyone joining together to make a batshit over the top cult of personality for Kristen just because the other student body president candidate is too smug and annoying (unless you're Riz, then the motive is to bolster everyone's resume)

And yeah, Shitpisser Hockeypuck is probably evil and there's a mystery and a plot and whatnot, but honestly that's not even why they're doing it. I just know how much fun it must be to rocket a completely magicless Kristen wearing a salsa filled cowboy hat over the school with illusions of fireworks and a 9ft spider, tricking everyone into thinking she was the one who made all that happen. And all of this was just because Pissyface Gaspedal was being a little bitch

Fig taking her job as security/ fake Kristen so seriously is so fun and in character. Fig got to live her kind of lifestyle doing the shrimp jump while pretending to be Kristen, putting on a nat 20 quality show AND making everybody think Kristen is the shit

I think I would probably live vicariously through Kristen's campaign if I was one of her friends, I wouldn't even be mad she was getting all the attention I'd just be proud

[disgruntled-welshgirl]

I am so glad for the shrimp jump nat 20. They really needed a win

[bugsludge]

My fantasy high jr year thoughts for episode 15

There is no context just what I would have live blogged about

THE WRITTEN TEST??? Crazy I would have died on the spot and the fact that they actually tried is crazy but they did so good for the circumstances 100 hand written words in 5 minutes is insane

Also the shrimp dragon??? I love art department so much it’s so creative and also just such a cool looking model I was dying when’s it came out

Gorgug hitting a nat 20 always makes me happy bc we jsut see more of his artificer barbarian stuff work but the 2 crist back to back Zac always has the best rolls I swear

Zacs stupid little stamp I love him sm

FIGS SPIRIT GUARDIANS WITH THE STURGES WAS SO FUNNY I live Emily so fucking much

The second pass on the math exam is so based I fucking hate math he’s so me

When the worm came out I was stunned holy shit there were so many monsters on field

FIG AGAINST THE WYVERN WAS CRAZY ALMOST 90 points of damage in one turn

Shrimp jump/shrimp party and crab king being turned into literal monsters is so funny

ZAC WITH ANOTHER NAT 20 HIS DICE ARE SO GOOD

THE WORM IS HORRIBLE OH MY GOD

ANOTHER NAT 20 WHAT THE FUCK ZAC

“My kid got a 7… my kid got a 1”Lou and ally talking about their dice in the same tone as the Charlie Brown Halloween quote is so fucking funny

Gavin is the mvp I love him, fantasy high npcs are always so funny

Fig eliminating a full wyvern as well as a bunch of fantasy mosquitoes with little to no effort on her part is insane she’s so cracked

Fabian fighting for his life to just…. Not be held by a monster for a turn is so funny. This shouldn’t be his turn for most rounds as an extremely Dex character lmao

The hangman with 2 nat 20s on an attack on a giant crab is hilarious bc Lou’s rolls have been mid this whole time ahsjdjd

Fig kissing the fucking pentacorn mid battle is the most Emily thing she could choose to do her playstyle is my favorite thing in the entire world

FIGS SPIRIT GAURDIANS COME IN CLUTCH SO MUCH HOLY SHIT

KIPPERLILY THAT FUCKING CUNT HOLY SHIT HELLO??? KILLING BUDDY??? OISIN BEING APART OF IT TOO???? NOOO I WAS ROOTING FOR HIM AND ADINE

the ocher jellies are so cute and so fucking pointless ahsjdjd

Gorgug vs the worm no thoughts just very stressful ahsjdjd

RIZ WITH THE 31 DAMAGE VS THE UMBERHULK WITH 30 HP WAS INSANE LUCK MURPH ROLLS COMING IN CLUTCH WHEN IT MATTERS

butter gummies my beloved

“Come on riz”

The mimic being the strongest monster is so funny bc this was 100% supposed to be a quick kill round 1

Fig carried combat today holy shit even with Emily’s bad rolls she’s taken out half of the enemies that’s insane

GORGUG WIRH ANOTHER FUCKING CRIT WHAT THE FUCK ZACS DICE ARE INSANE TODAY next week he’s gonna be rolling nat ones all day long

“What did you call it….BUTTER. GUMMIES.” I adore ally so much

30 persuasion roll on the butter gummies…. It’s time for love NOW

“You are stupid” as if Gorgug didn’t leave the owl ears and dedicate the whole year to studying for his mcat pls

Gorgugs artificer stuff is so fun I’m so glad Zac took on that class

[islandoforder]

genuinely so typical that they get a nat!20 on the shrimp jump but the goddess is still unmade

[halevren]

FHJY Spoilers || my live thoughts as I watch episode 5

okay so I'm watching it late again because I had bowling. i actually did really well today if anyone cares🔥 there was also a few other personal things that stopped me from watching it for a bit.

NO MORE FANTASIZING ABOUT IT!!!

hey hey hey hey let's go ♪♪

the synod is so blue

EMILY IS SO CUTE I LOVE HER OUTFIT

I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this episode idk how to explain it I just don't feel ready.

OH MY GOD THE BOGGY MINI HAS A HAT OH MY GOD I'M CRYING

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP BOGGY HAS A HAT OH MY GOD

GORGUG MINI WITH CHOLE

The art team is so powerful

"Someone grab those teeth"

It's spicy in the dome tonight ‼️‼️

the hat on adaine and boggy make me want to cry they're so cute

WET BOGGY KISS

FIG IS THE GREATEST SECURITY GUARD 🔥🔥🔥🔥

ally chomp noise is so good

I love Brennan just rolling stuff and not saying what it's for

shittering

HEY GIRLIES

"(Murph whimpering with uncertainty)" that's how I feel every second of my existence

I NEED YOU TO DRIVE STRAIGHT THROUGH THE DOORS OF SEACASTER MANOR

Fabian dancing upset is so funny

twenty five armor class 🔥🔥🔥

dancing between the legs of a centaur?!??!??

HE WANTS TO JUMP ON A TABLE??????

oh thank god he made it

Riz is so good at hiding

murph reading the spell description is so satisfying, I need him to narrate an audio book

200% blood D: good god

Riz flossing

FIVE ATTACKS

"is that allowed?"

"And I'm stuck with her and her minus 3 Dex"

STOP ATTACKING CASSANDRA

"I'm useless" "no, you're not" "I'm useless!" "no, you're not!"

Riz fornite dancing

"I want you to profile them"

CONOR COUNTERSPELL

"he's on the security detail now" oh my god

"he's my intern" OH MY GOD

"He's gonna leak it all on discord" hhehehehehhehe

"I rolled a zero initiative" ON THE BATTLE ABOUT HER GODDESS???? oh my god

"Is this what Ragh's mom absorbed?" Zac Oyama you are a genius

NAT 20 PERSUASION!!!!!!!

"It just sounded loud because of all the plastic breaking"

"Don't spoil it, is it a buff Kristen?"

"Roll on the back of my motorcycle, I love you!"

there's so many good one liners

ooh!

worth a try

not nightmare king related?

attack the orbs!

CAT GRINDERS

Kalina is actually so hot, I need her

EMILY IS SO GIGGLY

NOOO WHAT IS GOING ON WUUWUEHW

CASSANDRA??????????????

SHE'S ALLERGIC TO SHRIMP??????

"I think this is someone else's fault and not mine"

"I WAS IN PARTY MODE"

"This is some Gilear shit" "I think I need to go to the hospital"

oh my god I feel unwell from giggling so much

ADAINE NAT 20

"Do I suck?" "You? No!"

yah!

rage Adaine sounds powerful I need her to multiclass into barbarian /j

SAVE CONOR. SAVE CONOR. SAVE CONOR.

NOOOOOOO CONORRRR

rage conor kinda 🫦

KALINA SAID RAGH BARKROCK????????

SHE'S FUCKING SHIMMYING

18 doesn't hit kalina??!?!??

FABIAN ON THE CLOCK

"WE HAVE TO GO NOW."

AND KALINA DOES WHAT??????? HUH??? HUH HUH HUH???? HUH???? WHAT???? HUH?????? WHAT? KALINA WHAT???? HUH???????????? HUH??????????????

lower than a nine pls pls pls pls pls pls pls

THAT'S A 3 🔥🔥🔥

evil kalina is still hot

"oh come on man!"

i miss ayda aguefort

every stage of grief in ally beardsley they're such a mood

CLERIC DOWN...

BARDIC SHRIMPSIRATION

just looking for nat ones....

I DON'T LIKE ALL THESE DICE ROLLS

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT IS GOING ON WHAT WHAT WHAT HUH WHAT HUH WHAT IS GOING WHAT

bop bop

CANTER COUNTERSPELL

the ball has gotta go (but not The Ball™)

"Interesting. Well. I'm done talking to you I think."

GORGUG NAT 20!!!!

he still listens to his ex's mixtape.........

three point stance...

no pressure kristen

does Cassandra need to accept her anger and manage it healthily...?

i need to be hugged by buff Kristen I think that would fix me

there is so many box of dooms...

wait. wait. Kristen is channeling rage to her advantage..... what if she multi classes into a barbarian that would be kinda sick

omg they're switching it up

WHY ARE THEY ROLLING SO BADLY?????

"Girlie, are you still mad at me, girlie?"

nonna crit

ADAINE IS SO CLOSE

"he's gonna blow up the world"

i don't like this dramatic music

SHATTERS THE CLOCK??????

"Oh gross"

TIME QUANGLE??????

WHAT IS GOING ON???

OH MY GOD CONOR COUNTER SAVED THEM

fig nat 20 on understanding time loops

AT WHO'S SIDE????????

HUH???

"a master you deserve" WHAT.

oh no.... did adaine's job place just got ruined? does she have to show up to her job now? is she still going to get paid???????

"Did your god get turned into toxic positivity."

RAGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

"I buttered up!"

"(Gasp) oh my god!" Hangman is so cute

oh my goodness my face hurts from giggling from the party

I miss Ayda Aguefort so much

wait I don't think fig should be doing the shrimp jump because her luck is so unbelievably bad. this could go South so fast.

FIG NAT 20 ON THE SHRIMP JUMP

THE THOUSAND YARD STARE ALLY HAS..

I don't like how epic Brennan is describing it because I have a bad feeling with fig and her condition

"This is gonna be a great year."

Mother of Tartar Sauce

RAGH IS JUST GONE

oh my god that was an incredible episode

See you it the Tartar