#the movie is messing with my brain

[petorahs]

hearts and their consumption 🤍✨🪐

day 5, fantasy | howl's moving castle paro

⬇️ extras + explanation below

i literally needed to explain my casting bc it seems so obvious for howlkechi but i chose akira as howl for personal reasons...(COUGHS sharesthesamepersonalitytypeasbothhowlandjoker COUGHS)

[pastasilly]

more screencap edits with my jim headcanon!

[mildarka]

help i've suddenly become obsessed with the default minecraft skins??? i don't know why??? ( ･ั□･ั;)

[flamestar126]

him.

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Minor spoilers below for those who haven't watched it yet

Tell me this isn't how it went rn/j

Dying in the theaters when Floyd's attempt for sympathy/persuasion immediately backfired on him. I wanted his reaction to it so bad

[sadnessunderthebridge]

3 o'clock in the morning, I just finished Saltburn, and my brain is currently in a mix between utter awe for the movie and complete horror. 10/10 would recommend but at the same time 0/10 would recommend. Like that movie was amazing but kinda also psychologically messed up, but I absolutely loved it.

[xstick-noodlesx]

Me: *having to go about life as usual* My Mind: Rocket, Teefs, Floor go now... *Creep by Radiohead*... The sky is beautiful and it is forever... *Rocket's agonised scream*... It really is good to have friends... *Dog Days are Over by Florence*... I bet we were fun... *Rocket gently gathering up the baby raccoons*... My beloved raccoon... *Nebula covering her mouth emotionally because Rocket is alive*... I’m going to need to take some time to learn how to swim... *Drax dancing with the kids at the end*... Use your heart... *Rocket's carefree yelling as they all dance* The name is Rocket, Rocket Raccoon.

[bluiex]

Screw it my brain rot is so real and SO INTENSE right now Im sharing my thoughts on a Cyberpunk AU for Settphel

Definitely not taking inspo for Setts background from Cyberpunk ER hehe Sett being a street kid (because im in love with league species- there will be vastayans and things in this universe. so Sett is half vas, and his mom full) Whos mom works as a EMT, long hours just to pay the bills and for Sett to go to a corpo school Sett definitely fought a lot because he is street scum going to a corpo school, and half-Vastayan- bros got it rough out here Age 16 is when he gets his first chrome, fist enhancing chrome that make him as strong as like ykno, in league lmao so then theres The Pit, he frequents this after getting the chrome (illegally may I add) and starts bringing home money ofc he tells his Ma its from work, hes found jobs no need to worry Ma, you can start taking less shifts. now this is how it deviates from CPER, Sett actually stays in corpo school (doesnt lose his mom) he climbs that Corpo ladder. But on the side, he manages to take over The Pit and many other underground gangs while doing so. He ends up getting all the way to the top of the Corpo Ladder and becoming the CEO of one of the companies Gets his Ma a lovely cottage outside of the city, away from the struggles and dangers of living there. Esp now that hes got many people out for his head- needs his Ma away and blissfully unaware of his underground shit and safe

For Aphelios..

Nomad makes more sense for Aphelios the more i think about it Growing up way outside of the city, in the "desert" area, but it wont be a desert here, itll be the mountains in this universe lol anyways yeah the religion being very stigmatized. The Solari of the city, hate Lunari. So far the hate leaks into the common people cuz the Solari is in the city and everywhere So they stay in the mountains. Though growing up Alune and Phel are faced with the Corpos wanting to encroach on their land, keep trying to buy it and stuff like that. as they get older, the elders of the clan raising Aphelios to become their assassin, to slowly start killing off Corpos, the important ones, or as important as they can get to. While Alune stays back at the clan, learning everything she can to take over as the leader once the Elders are gone in this, Aphelios just chooses not to speak most of the time, only when he has to he will. Preferring to sign with his sister and anyone who knows it

This is where Sett comes into the picture, now being the main dog of Corpos now, his company wants to forcefully take the Lunari land (under Setts nose too, because Sett isnt the kind of man to take away someones home like that. and people still hold prejudices against Sett being half-vastayan and a former streetkid, so theyd definitely not tell the big man what theyre doing and just push all backlash and blame onto him) Aphelios is tasked to assassinate Sett at a some corpo "ball" (not really a ball its a formal party or something)

At this party, of course Sett is on high alert. He always is really, a lot of people want him dead. So when a strange man comes into the party, dressed to the nines- unfamiliar face- Sett is wary, keeps a keen eye on him all night. Whenever Sett isn't looking though, caught up in conversations, he feels eyes burning into him, but when he looks in the direction its gone. What a good assassin, being able to hide from Sett like that Peaks his interest greatly After awhile, skillfully playing a game of cat and mouse with this stranger, Sett is finally able to get to one of his private rooms and simply waits, his poisoned drink in hand on a plush armchair for the assassin to walk in and make sure the job was done

Much to Phel's surprise, when he sneaks into the room, Sett is waiting for him, the smuggest grin on his face he's ever seen.

[jello-01000101]

my gay ass just trying to ask out a girl:

My brain:

[offonaherosjourney]

“The movie was amazing and I loved every second of it don’t get me wrong but here are some scenes that were sorely missed”, an incomplete list by me

The Cornetto’s talk

Bonding over Star Wars

“No booty calls”

That whole chapter it took Alex to figure out he was bisexual

Pyramus and Thisbe

The bits about the magazine

The crowd in front of the White House with the handmade t-shirts

ELLEN CLAREMONT’S POWERPOINT

“Hello, strumpet”

The list Alex made about his favorite things about Henry

Zahra’s “wait, did I do this?”

The brownstone

The official pictures

[erggggggggg]

i’m in bed wearing a new matching pj set while smoking what else could a girl need?

[titaniium999]

I GOT A

METAL SONIC FIC IDEA AT WORK.

ok ok look. basically. metal rebels again having become sentient and craving independence and runs away before eggman can reprogram the autonomy out of him again. and what does eggman do this time? instead of trying to get metal back or whatever, he builds a NEW metal sonic to replace him, and this one--instead of going after sonic and thinking of sonic as his inferior copy, eggman codes him to think the old metal sonic is his inferior copy and needs to be destroyed.

and so one thing about this is that metal sonic soon finds out what its like to be in sonic's place. having a copy of himself always out to destroy him. and it makes him feel disposable and replaceable even though eggman always told him 'you're my greatest creation'. and im just frothing at the mouth over this

[thecoolerliauditore]

WORST PART of liking traffic smp actually is my storytelling medium ass nerd oversharing to a friend that has no clue what im talking about how alot of traffic smps Vibes come from the fact that its a minecraft series and if the exact same storyline was in like a tv show or whatever it would be so much darker and Problematic even and then i have to go uh so anyway there was this frog that only like 3 people knew about and it was the major conflict for like 3 episodes

[theres-whump-in-that-nebula]

the toxic masculine urge to be perfect and strong with no weaknesses

[goosewriting]

this is so random but ever since i went to watch the creator in theatres i've been thinking about him<3

listen. the part where they're smoking. why is it lowkey hot???? ...anyone else? just me? ok

anyway. the movie is on disney+ so you BET i rushed over to check for his name in the subtitles since i couldn't find him credited anywhere. imagine my disappointment when he doesn't even have a name and only gets called "AI comms" in the subtitles 😭

[cubedmango]

(walks in w tattered clothes and soot on my face) i survived the triple comphet attack

[greatanddeliciousbread]

I had a dream last night that I went to college and found that it is somehow nearby Mordor. I spot Aragorn and Legolas (who supposedly go there) riding off somewhere. I stare in bafflement. I get to my dorm and discover that my roommate is Pippin and Merry is one of my suitemates but because the dorms are separated by gender and this is a girl's dorm, Merry and Pippin both have huge tits.

When the RA arrives to check rooms both Hobbits are immediately labeled as lesbians causing girls in the vicinity to also reveal themselves to be gay. The RA reshuffles the rooms so that none of the lesbians are together presumably to prevent hookups. Dream version me for some reason has a huge crush on the Pippin which waking me does not currently have. We are forced to do a bizarre roommate bonding ritual in which we have to do a rotating improv scetch and then a terrifying obstacle course through the school where theater kids sing show tunes at us as we crawl through cramped twisting corridors that change shape. We emerge from the obstacle course and suddenly I'm outside riding into the school. I am somehow both Frodo and Legolas. I wake up in a horrible nauseous haze for some reason.

The only direct line from my dream that I can remember is after the RA started shuffling rooms, Pippin saying "Merry! That means they think we're dykes!" before giggling wildly.

They were both smoking hobbit weed the whole time I should mention.