#the mother of all mothers is BACK YALL
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DANAI GURIRA as MICHONNE GRIMES THE WALKING DEAD: THE ONES WHO LIVE | 1.01 - "Years"
#the walking dead#the ones who live#twd: the ones who live#twdedit#towledit#towl spoilers#danai gurira#michonne grimes#mine and only mine#SHE'S BEAUTY SHE'S GRACE#the mother of all mothers is BACK YALL#cannot wait for her ep next week
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Cant sleep so im thinking about ayhalo
I think its like. one sided. qaypierre WOULD smooch that demon and take him on dates. qbad would not recognize anything as a romantic gesture. aypierre could throw a bouquet of chocolate roses at him and bad would just be like ! thank you :}
like they love each other, absolutely. they TRUST each other, to the point where i’d even say it gets in the way of bad seeing aypierre as anything more than a good friend. that’s his guy. The dude always in his corner. Friend resource label: team mate (coparent) (down to help kidnap people). bad doesnt do classic romantic relationships- all of his relationships are INCREDIBLY queer, but the closest he usually gets to what others read as romance is a classic chewtoy4chewtoy dynamic. He LOVES to fuck with people and he loves to get fucked with and if there’s a nice jawline or pretty muscles included?? huge bonus !!
he’s got something- not kinder, with aypierre? not calmer, either, but stable, maybe. pierre has proven, over and over again, that he’s on bad’s side. Spying on tubbo, encouraging bad’s pranks, the kidnapping- i can’t call it a reliable dynamic, not with how paranoid bad is, even when he trusts, but there is still a feeling of understanding that, wherever pierre’s limits are for when he cant support bad (or genuinely turn against him), it hasnt been reached yet
aypierre, on the other hand, i dont know enough about to be absolutely sure but there are some Vibes. ironically, i think hes feeling like his relationships are unreliable. max was going to have their baby, and then he wasnt, and then he left him, then max fucking died. plus whatever is happening with him and ayrobot, which probably leaves him feeling like he cant rely on Himself. like he had, if not a little crush on bad, at least some Interest in him, before. as well as several islanders. i remember the days of the Bed Threat.
but thats part of it, too? because those flings didnt have that emotional connection, and i always got the sense that he started looking for that with maximus, to Love and Be Loved rather than pure lust. To care about someone, genuinely, and be cared about in return. but he didnt get that with the flings, and We know that max was using him, but i dont know if he did, but maybe he had a feeling about it and maybe he also had a feelinf about maximus’ feelings towards bad and maybe- there’s something about that? A little push of not-spite-not-projection onto bad.
because bad IS that reliability, right now. he’s a fucking gremlin. a bastard. a prankster silly guy. he trusts aypierre and aypierre trusts him and they dont share everything but so often, when it comes down to it, it is them against the world. them in the corner, caught, aypierre shouting about kissing as a cover for their crimes while bad runs giggling away from him.
#qsmp character analysis#qsmp shipping#<- because i DO think bad would be down to ~fornicate~#but i dont think pierre drifts into that chewtoy zone enoufh for bad to get that Obsession#theyre kidnapping and escaping buddies !! who share food and secrets and strategies !!#but bad would do the same with the other french yknow#god i could go on for YEARS about how queer qbad’s relationships can get that demon is full of LOVE and that love is QUEER#i could make an argument that even his parenting style is affected by his queerness#in the way that he takes on all required roles for the eggs and cares for them SO MUCH#and SO OBVIOUSLY#as a dad/uncle that you dont often get to see in fiction#to the point where he is still in some way seen as a mother figure#but thats a whole different post#anyway this is part-analysis and part-silly written at ass-o’#clock in the morning#if i remember ill come back to tag the ship for filtering purposes but i dont wanna throw ‘i think its one sided and exacerbated by grief#and general yearning for love/stability in an ever changing world’ when prople are just tryin to make em kiss#i respect the kisser causers have fun yall im enjoying seeing it#god i need to sleep#ayhalo
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You know what's sad? Sukuna probably knows about Satoru's situationship with suguru, he was with kenjaku the whole time since gojo got unsealed, he must have asked Kenjaku how the fuck did he manage to seal Gojo.
Poor guy, he was dead for a thousand years and just got reincarnated a couple months ago, met his soulmate (gojo), promised to kill him (for love), found out gojo is in love with someone else and got sealed because of this love, had to fucking wait for him to get unsealed so he can kill him, and then had to wait again because gojo wanted it to happen on the same day he killed geto, like😭😭 and now Sukuna is probably gonna die and go back to hell...
What a sad life man...
He already had a terrible first life that turned him into a curse.
Like seriously, When Sukuna dies who is going to welcome him in the afterlife? Gojo is already with geto & the others.
Is Sukuna even going to the same place?
Is he going to die alone??? Is he gonna just.. rot in hell?? he really has nobody that's so sad
Stsg is tragic but Sukugo is even more so.
They're on complete opposite sides, They don't even get to meet in the afterlife!! they're literally star-crossed lovers.
Satoru what are you doing you're letting nostalgia blind you, WAKE UP your real soulmate is Sukuna.
you wanted someone to understand you for so long, now you're just gonna give up on him??? leave him all alone for eternity???
What happened to not wanting anyone to feel alone???
#jjk#gojo satoru#ryomen sukuna#sukugo#gosuku#my post#come on satoru do something#escape from heaven come back to life ANYTHING#Satoru listen to me as your mother I know what's best for you#Idk about yall but I would choose Sukuna's dicks over heaven every single time#Gege you better make them meet in the afterlife or else...#I can't stand the idea of Sukuna being all alone for eternity#especially now that he met satoru and got a taste of what it's like to be understood#this is just cruel#gege I know you love Sukuna please give him at least a semi happy ending
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Hey, question, what's up with your patreon rn, is it getting taken down or sth? :0
I just wanted to read some of the new posts, but I can't seem to access it at all :/
~ M
i am online during normal-person work hours to answer this <3
so, patreon doesn't like noncon, even fictional or with monsters that don't exist, and a LOT (a lot.) of the patreon content is noncon or dubcon. currently i'm in the process of either editing posts to have the "unambiguous consent" that patreon's TOS so rabidly desires, or just. deleting them if i can't do that. which unfortunately pulls a lot of the hotter posts because we're a bunch of freaks.
I'll put the deleted posts back online somewhere, AND the original dubious versions, don't worry! but for now i have to make even my queer teratophile erotica squeaky fucking clean so the payment processors don't get their panties in a goddamn twist. i just need to figure out WHERE to put them. but for now things may be offline for...maybe a week. (good news is that patrons don't get charged while a page is offline.)
needless to say, this ✨ sucks ✨. every goddamn website with an audience these days hates the horny weirdoes, and just so happens to disproportionately target the queer ones.
#asks#not sexy#patreon#good news is it's at leasy getting me into a writing mood again#restriction is the mother of creativity after all#at least tumblr lets me get freakayyyyyyyyyy#......sigh.#i Will come back and answere some of these asks though not to worry#yall have been going ham on em rn i'm just trapped in the gears of capitalism.
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i dont wanna say who tho i imagine its easy to guess just bc i would feel kinda bad but when i was at someone’s table yesterday the chick who was there like helping run it was talking abt how she had overheard a bunch of like grown ass, old enough to be his mother women making really blatantly down bad comments abt him while they were in his line and man… mind you it was literally his first con AND his actual mom was there w him what the hell 😭
#like brother i am not quite 4 years older than him? i think????#im 23 next month and he is 19 rn idk his bday tho#and even i wouldnt be saying that shit right THERE in front of his entire table which included his MOTHER#there were literally (2) 15ish yr old girls behind me all giggly abt how they were like#gonna act nonchalant so hed like them#what kinda slasher 4 richie (iykyk) shit u gotta be on to be a grown woman openly fiending for a boy whos like#an age appropriate + very close in age crush to some random hs girls#i felt so bad tho like ppl need to stop being weird#between this and the dudes who were harassing mikey over deweys death at the last spookala#rat clenches fist of rage STOP harassing these ppl!!! ESP at their first ever con yall want them to NEVER COME BACK???#but he was so nice too and clearly so nervous 😭#do not make that sweet boy afraid to step foot in a convention center ever again#r yall thirsty ass facebook moms OUT OF UR MIND?#ceci speaks
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very very personal, just insight into where im at w my family and things that bother me/have encouraged me to move out
"i know youre moving out so im just gonna say no ones kicking you out and if you feel like this is something you have to do then ok"
thanks! i know im not being kicked out! but yknow i kinda yet a weird vibe when your out of touch husband takes me to a cemetery to yell at me, tell me im just like my father/dont give my father "the time of day", and that im "mean to people who care about me" in front of his dead mother's grave in a poor attempt at guilting me out of speaking my mind. but no yeah thanks for stating the fucking obvious that im leaving on my own terms
#problems!#people seem to underestimate how quick i am to make moves#the job market is piss. cant believe yall two would blame me for being unemployed when all i do from rise to slumber is hound ppl for jobs#im not going to stay in a house where i will be 'scared straight'. that shit doesnt work on me. in fact it has the opposite effect#i respect yall even LESS now#and youre so so fucking lucky one of my goals for next year is to make things right with you it would be easy to cut you off forever#same way i did with my abusive transphobic dad.#my mom is someone i know can do better and can actually listen to reason instead of being stuck in her generation's mentality of#'x is easy if you just do y. you kids have it so easy the world is at your fingertips' blah blah fucking blah#i am autistic i do not keep jobs easily. i am trans jobs do not want me. i am black and perceived as a woman. every customer at all of my#past jobs thinks i am rude or mean or have an attitude when i do nothing but treat others the exact way i would want to be treated#customers dont like what i say? i stop talking. customers dont like when i dont talk? i talk to them. rinse repeat#like i know im the problem here but all of my problems circle back to my autism and the fact that because im not a supergenius or#someone whose special interest is capitalism i fail at every avenue i try to jam myself in.#but yeah no i need to work harder i need to be taken to a FUCKING CEMETERY and yelled at by YOUR HUSBAND for wanting to go to the bathroom#in front of his mothers grave. god rest her soul and yall know im no christian so i actually mean that shit#because in his mind all i want to do is smoke and party. when i smoke because i have fucking migraines and g to shows#(two out of three of them being free and for the purpose of their willingness to 'get me out of the house')#bc i like music and i like engaging w my scene. but no its all violent noise theres no actual purpose or activism behind moshing. nope#its just one big party right. im just wasting my time right. because i like sleepin on a couch every night with no doors to close. yep ok#anyway heres to me getting my meds getting the fuck out and being somewhat far from my scene now that im moving#hows that for smoking and partying all the time huh?#if any of yall read this i am so so sorry. bitching about my stepdad will become a thing i think#hes one of those bible thumpers that are totally boring and indifferent to differences around them and thinks my mom is just like him#in some ways? she is. but she is a people pleaser and will never take her wants or her feelings seriously#because she had the unfortunate upbringing in being brainwashed into thinking her feelings/wants are sinful#shoutout to my christian or catholic mutuals who are fucking normal and dont let some old fantasy novel control your life. peace#religion mention
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it actually is insane how a change of environment can affect your mental health cause i’m staying at my moms this weekend and im making the most of it but i feel shitty! i can’t stop thinking about my f*ther and issues i have with my mother and how much rage and anger i have inside this little body. and when i am at my place i am waiting for the snow to melt so i can take up RUNNING.
#i am genuinely a more hopeful person at my place#yes the place has its issues but i enjoy living on my own!!#doesn’t help that my br*ther was here today.#long ass story that i shall not burden you all with unless yall are curious#but i will be happy i am going home tomorrow before my mother gets back#i don’t want to visit! i don’t want to talk!#i feel i would just say what i feel in an unkind manner#no but i’m genuinely wanting to take up running. i want to get healthier tone my body get that DOPAMINE#i also want to get into pilates#if anyone has any videos or help for beginners lmk!!#lindsay posts
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oh you know how tinder doesn't let you send photos, I'm assuming because of the amount of unsolicited dick pic type things? I think WhatsApp should block links to articles. this is hate speech
#i know this is a whole genre of mothers doing this. wheres my support group#literally i have a visceral reaction to WhatsApp bc i only use it for my parents at this point#theyre just so STUPID its baffling. I'm taking back what i said about intelligence. I'm now realizing ive falled victim to propaganda#my parents are smart. who said that? them. their education 30 years ago. im calling statute of limitations on that one#i might start screaming if yall dont mind. thanks#they'll read an article and believe a generalización about Most Of Gen Z and believe it#and the thing is. im the only gen z person they know and these things dont apply to me#not that it would matter much because im not an accurate statistical sample. being a singular person and all. but you understand#did you know Gen Z never drink alcohol which is awesome 👍👍 (i do because im awful)#but they do have FUN with FANTASY MEDIA 👎👎 (i do because im awful)#*youtuber voice* thanks for listening to my rant pls leave a “shut the fuck up” comment if you stayed this long 👍👍#nvm self deprecation isnt fun. leave an ily comment bc i know in your heart it is true :)#im going insane but its chill i swear. kind regards#x
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Day 5: Relationship (its 11 so it still counts lol) anyways. grimm is married to felicity and has been since she was 12 (political marriage, agate got sick of ppl asking to marry her so she made grimm pick someone so ppl would stop)
their relationship is kinda a disaster and they honestly should not be anywhere near each other, but theyre both possessive so thats not gonna happen :p
#my art#my ocs#grimm#felicity#they are like nepo enemies cause agate n davey hate each other n now these 2 are married and both doing work for their mothers and have -#have started to hate each other cause of it#but also they have depended on each other to survive literally their whole lives and dont know how to live without each other#so its a VERY back n forth relationship#anywaysss all thats to say#everyone thinks they should break up but they both would rather kill thmslves ans each other#<- heehee :) this is important for later :)#also they are the reason my blog title is get divorced lol#a lil lore treat for the yall#art#ocs#oc-tober
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Watch in 10 years someone's gonna make a announcement that the 2007 TMNT second movie will be in the works.
And that someone gonna be motherfucking ME. I WILL DO THE DAMN MOVIE MYSELF- well no- not- by MYSELF- BUT Y'ALL GET THE IDEA- when I get my restaurant and my life semi together best believe I'm coming for this damn movie- if nobody gets it before I do TRUST IT WILL BE DEALT WITH.
Y'all may be asking- Maya? Why 10 years? Well uh cuz im not really mentally mature yet? If that makes any sense. Hell the 10 year mark might not even happen I might do it early who knows 🤷🏾♀️.
But I will either make this movie myself or give the damn money to the people who needs it to make it- I WILL LITERALLY TAKE IT OUT OF NICKELODEON'S COLD DEAD HANDS.
Anyways. Remember me in 10 years y'all. 😘🙌🏾
#yall might say maya you need to let it go#IF YALL MOTHER FUCKERS STILL HOLDING ON TO RISE THEN I CAN HOLD ON TO MY 07 BABIES.#its that simple#🙃#tmnt#tmnt 2007#07 tmnt#i might come back for a lot of you fanfic writers if were still cool and junk#idc if i sound delusional asf#im passionate#that's all what matters.. right?
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Only just woke up, somehow made it down the stairs, and got hit with the ‘everyone has aches and pains suck it up’ talk. Sorry but if everyone had aches and pains the way I did, they’d have my exact diagnosis. Getting really sick of the way my family forgets I’m disabled. And when I point this out to them I’m told ‘there’s no reason to get aggressive’ okay.
#it’s laughable that they were like do you need to rent a wheelchair at the horrible museum/park we went to#I didn’t get one of course. and later regretted it. but like—#you can’t be like yes. isadora uses a cane and sometimes a wheelchair#and then turn around and say well everyone has aches and pains#okay? like yes. we’re all sore from the hikes and the car rides. but you guys can actually walk like are you seeing the difference here#recovery time is Needed. I am going to be in pain at least three times as long and also. can’t walk easily! so like#no I don’t think you all have aches and pains like I do#then they were like well how do you know what kind of pain im in and like. again#i was like if yall were in the same amount of pain or more. you’d have my diagnosis. so come on what are we gonna do here im sick of this#they’re talking about going to busch gardens and they’re like of course isadora will need a wheelchair and someone will have to push her#(accompanied with an eye roll and a muttered why can’t she just walk like the rest of us it’s not that bad. but I’ll take it)#and it’s like. you guys can remember im disabled when it benefits you!! being in the wheelchair means fast passes usually 🙃#anyway. hidden disabilities are so fun!!! like y’all I am disabled enough the state government recognized it#and paid for my medical leave. that is not nothing!!!!!!!!#anyway. I probably won’t be downstairs for long. think im going back to bed after this one tbh. my mother is impossible
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gonna talk about kaveh thru the tags in case people dont wanna get spoiled
#also not tagging the kaveh tag in case someone forgot to block the tag due to spoilers#kaeyachi randoms#so anyway here we go#wtf is that back story why is it so painful#its incredibly realistic as well coz that can happen irl#also since we are going to fontaine i genuinely wonder if kaveh has a half-sibling there that will become a playable character someday#imagine the angst hnghh#loathe his mother so much sorry shes depressed but that has never been an excuse to be a POS#i have the same opinion about huffman btw like yes life is tough but who tf leaves a kid alone to do all the housework while u drink#even his specialty food has a backstory can yall believe it?#someone really enjoyed writing kaveh. good for him#now i have 2 depressed alcoholic babygirls who have a hard time accepting love and affection because they dont think it will last#what does that say about me when i kin them? who knows. im just a random internet person with specific tastes apparently#kaeya and kaveh meet and just start supporting eachother pls#they would be besties fr coz they would know how to ease eachothers troubles#kaeya and kaveh: no home? same. cheers to that mate#kaeyas bio dad and kavehs bio mom sweating as they feel kaeya and kaveh fans curse them to hell and back
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two year old alia calling herself a freak... crying... her mother staying quiet while another woman tells her it's not true and tries to reassure her...
#feeling shrimp emotions right now I'm afraid#dune#dune spoilers#I guess?#one day I will learn how to gif and then all yall will be exposed to 2003 children of dune content 24/7#alice krige might have been too normal for proper incest vibes but she does the mother-daughter mindfuckery right#imo at least lol#aaaaaanyway back to my audiobook lmao#val talks
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about to trauma dump to the ac*u and hope i get the job wish me luck
#theyre so funny for this question like what did they expect the response to be LOLLL#i know they had to change things to not get sued but like damn yall know this is just an excuse for me to trauma dump now#like lmfaaaaoooooo#anyways if i get this done in the next hour it will literally be the [TRAGIC-task youve put off for 2 months only took 15 minutes!]#meme all over again and that will just kill me bc i did put it off for an extra 10 hours today again#anyways i would like to be paid 30 bucks an hour so pleaseeeeeeeeeee hire me pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee#if not this its back to the motherland boys so get ready for a 3 hour time difference IM GONE FOREVER SOON#v.txt#literally so excited to graduate and leave for at minimum a year and be literally anywhere but here college is a lie friends#and dont do it unless you are 5345245u34% sure you want to bc i do feel like i have been scammed#I SHOULDVE DONE A TRADE!!!!!!#anyways hears hoping i get this job and find a different way to spend time in peru bc regardless i do miss it there#none of u understand the intricacies of being able to get pollo la brasa or ceviche whenever i want..... without my mom having to make it#none of u understand the intracacies of coming back from the MOTHER-motherland and having the capital police stop ur bus#anyways as per usual if your motherland isnt at least a level 4 DNT for us citizens dont even bother talking to me about it#HAVING YOUR DNI IN YOUR BACK POCKET AT ALL TIME-RS MAKE SOME NOISEEEEEEEE#realiziing i spent here's wrong earlier and i hope you know it haunts me but i wont change it so we'll all have to deal
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the side effects of experiencing all this funeral stuff from this up close is honestly that im just starting to plan my own funeral in my head to entertain myself and it also kinda stopped me from being suicidal because i realised no one but me could do it right
#obv i cant kill myself now because that would completely destroy my mother but also because she'd give me catholic funeral#and that would honestly make me come back from the dead just so i could kms again#anyway the real ones will come to my funeral dressed in pink <3 and no open casket unless they really manage to make me look fabulous#i want rainbow flowers (with green carnations!) and i want it to be a met gala level fashion show dont yall dare wear boring black outfits#i want mozart to play and no catholic priests allowed. if a catholic priest tries to go near me all guests should get together to kill him#also saw a grave of some 16y/o girl apparently obsessed with h/arry p/otter today and as much as i hate HP it was AWESOME#she had a bunch of little funko pops figures there and even a hp candle#and there was obv a cross with jesus on it but he had that little ball with wings on a translucent thread tied to his hand lol#and there was also a framed picture of her and her friends goofing off and pointing their middle fingers at the camera and like. yeah#obv very sad but this is the kind of grave id like. obv not with fucking hp 💀 but i feel so fucking uncomfortable with the thought#that people might come to my grave and be all solemn and cry and make a big deal out of it like plz ffs dont#i mean obv i wouldnt be uncomfortable cause id be. well. dead. but if my funeral is boring and/or catholic then fuck this im just not dying
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okay. to-do list, in order of most important to least important for tonight! - reply to the post in my drafts. very important to me i've literally been thinking about it all day - carrd. lord god almighty this one is going to take me forever i can feel it. but by god i am dedicated - silly little lyric rewrite because blaze had an Idea and i am going to run with it
#dust × 𝖔𝖔𝖈 — ˖ ✦ * ˗ˏˋ𝒃𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒖𝒏𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘𝒏ˎˊ˗#// when i tell yall a.dam has been yelling and screaming and throwing a little baby man tantrum in my head all day...#// beats him back with a softball bat. you need to PROGRESS FIRST TO GET THERE MOTHER FUCKER--#// dumb headass bitch... i love u tho. i love what i've done to u.
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