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scarletwelly-boots · 2 years
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Quotes from the Campaign 122/???
Vani:
“Warning: We are at fart height, and elves will fart on you.”
“If word gets around, he’s a little bitch.”
DM:
“You’re seeing how sexy this hallway is.”
“This man’s got some traits.”
Lugh:
“Dojhan hasn’t had a long rest since he became emperor.”
“Lavender marriage!”
Ray:
“Are you asking if they have the electoral college?”
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my-midlife-crisis · 2 months
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limelocked · 9 months
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VOTE BLUE!
EDIT: This post is gaining traction, so I think it's important to show you this:
ELON IS INTERFERING WITH THE ELECTION. PLEASE CHECK YOUR VOTER'S REGISTRATION IN PERSON AND TELL PEOPLE ABOUT THIS.
EDIT 2:
IT HAS GOTTEN WORSE.
Please go check your voter's registration and tell everyone you know to do the same! I've heard some states are purging voter's regitration, so please go check!
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perseuspixl · 3 months
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The Trump crime Syndicate
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rejectingrepublicans · 3 months
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sher-ee · 3 months
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scarletwelly-boots · 2 years
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Quotes from the Campaign 121/??
DM:
“Lugh’s personality is truck-stop bougie.”
“Slap Ray’s bare ass and tell her to give you the party gold.”
“Vani is a 127 year old virgin!”
“You do not get to put the dead on hold.”
Ray:
“Why use a flyswatter when you can use a sledgehammer?”
Vani:
“Talk to your god, or your step-god. I don’t give two shits anymore.”
“I’ll talk to you guys when I get home but I’m signing so much paperwork right now.”
Lugh:
“Waylan has self-imposed Catholic Lent onto himself.”
“Drink until it tastes like bad memories.”
“Wait, ow, wait, ow, wait, what’s happening? Ow, fuck.”
“You said ‘trans rights’ and I heard ‘utopia’.”
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my-midlife-crisis · 2 months
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r-si · 1 year
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@kay_wow on tiktok
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darthmatthewtwihard · 14 days
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This is so true.
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