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#358 By Luke McGarry 🇺🇸

[helene-jeudy]

[cosplayawesomeofficial]

Credit to @markparianicosplay : @swampcon photos from this year were all delivered last week. If you visited my booth and did not receive an email or message with a photo link, please contact me. In the mean time enjoy these photos _ J. Jonah Jameson from the pages of The Amazing Spider-Man Cosplay by: @kuratowa Photo by: @markparianicosplay Location: @swampcon - Gainesville, FL 2019 _ #jjonahjameson #spiderman #marvel #comics #dailybugle #newspaper #jjonahjamesoncosplay #parker #crap #megacrap #cosplay #fashion #art #photo #cosplayphoto #cosplayphotobooth #swampcon #swampcon2019 #bringmepicturesofspiderman @cosplayzine @thefanspov @cosplay.kingdom @sharemycosplay @cosplayphotogs _ If you like my work and want to see more, then please consider supporting my work on my @kofi_button page. It helps cover travel and equipment costs and it goes a long way to making more creative and meaningful content. Link in my bio (link tree). CPA ▫️ www.cosplayawesome.com http://bit.ly/2DaXKAj

[rawrmeansmemes]

SPIDER-MAN ( 2002 ) SENTENCE STARTERS

Remember, with great power comes great responsibility. 

You don't trust anyone, that's your problem.

I'm not like you. You're a murderer.

I chose my path, you chose the way of the hero. 

Go web! Fly! Up, up, and away web! Shazaam! Go! Go! Go web go! Tally ho.

Uh... I said... he asked me what I thought about you.

If somebody said it was a happy little tale... if somebody told you I was just your average ordinary guy, not a care in the world... somebody lied.

Misery, Misery, Misery, that's what you've chosen.

I offered you friendship and you spat in my face. 

If you had not been so selfish, your little girlfriend's death would have been quick and painless, but now that you've really pissed me off, I'm gonna finish her nice and slow. 

But not you? I tried to stop it, I couldn't stop it.

Not everyone is meant to make a difference.

You coulda taken that guy apart! Now he's gonna get away with *my* money!

I missed the part where that's my problem.

I want you to know, that I will always be there for you; I will always be there to take care of you. I promise you that. I will always be your friend.

I can't help thinking about... the last thing I said to him. He tried to tell me something important, and I threw it in his face.

You loved him. And he loved you. He never doubted the man you'd grow into; how you were meant for great things. You won't disappoint him.

You mess with one of us, you mess with all of us.

Change? Yep. BIG change.

Don't make me look ugly.

I don't know. Whatever it is, it's something I never felt before.

They're crap. Crap, crap, megacrap. I'll give you two hundred bucks for all of 'em.

It is not. I resent that. Slander is spoken. In print, it's libel.

Sorry I'm late. Work was murder.

You have a knack for saving my life. I think I have a superhero stalker.

He doesn't want to be famous? Then I'll make him infamous.

If I'm lucky, I'll become half of what he is. So just keep your mouth shut about stuff you don't understand!

Dresses like a spider, he looks like a bug, we should all just give him one big hug...

The one thing they love more than a hero is to see a hero fail.

If we can get a picture of Julia Roberts in a thong, we can certainly get a picture of this weirdo.

They're all beautiful, until they're snarling after your trust fund like a pack of ravening wolves.

And the Lord said, "Let there be light." And voilà! There is light. Forty soft, glowing watts of it.

Good boy. God will be thrilled, just don't fall on your ass.

He's a criminal that's who he is! A vigilante! A public menace! What's he doing on MY front page?

No matter what I do, no matter how hard I try, the ones I love will always be the ones who pay.

Sorry I'm late, it's a jungle out there; I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get these cranberries.

A word to the "not-so-wise" about your little girlfriend. Do what you need to with her, then broom her fast.

Gee, did I really say that?

Well... to each his own.

Let me buy you a cheese-burger - sky's the limit, up to seven dollars and eighty-four cents.

I can't... tell you... everything; I mean, there's so much to tell...

They said I need acting lessons. Can you believe that? A soap opera told me I need acting lessons.

I was in the neighborhood. I needed to see a friendly face. I took two buses and a cab to get in the neighborhood, but...

[kaitlinj16]

"They're crap. Crap, crap, megacrap. I'll give you two hundred bucks for all of 'em."

- J. Jonah Jameson

[last01standing]

Holy megacrap. I just realized my fic Two Dead Birds cracked 1000 kudos over at ao3. Just... what? hOW?? Is this what it’s like to write in not-dead fandoms??  Batfam fandom, y’all are great <3333.

Now how do I get this many people to read my original stuff?

[rynoarts]

Original inks to my most recent panels on @themegacrap. Black pigment ink on 11" x 14" Bristol. For sale. DM if interested! . . . . . . . . . . . . . #themegacrap #megacrap #comic #comics #comicbook #chaincomic #chaincomics #bizarre #weird #art #comicbooks #artwork #comicart #comicbookart #weirdoart #bizarreart #lowbrowart #artist #rynoarts #artistsoninstagram #comix #inks #inkdrawings #drawings #inktober #inkwork #originalart (at Ventura, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/BqvJ-XlArJe/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=p4romo5u6usb

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MEGACRAP 3 PANEL COMIC COMISSION

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