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PLOTS INSPIRED BY SONGS

I wish - one direction- Muse A has always been in love with Muse B for as long as they can remember. Loving them is kind of like breathing. But they’ve always just been a friend to Muse B and now Muse C and Muse B are together. They’re happy. They are in love and Muse A is dying inside. Extras: Muse C and Muse B just got married, had a baby, or engaged and Muse A has to watch.

ghost of you and me - bbmak - Muse A and Muse B were in a rollercoaster of a relationship. Neither was good for the other. But, they still were madly in love even if it would probably destroy them long term to stay together. Muse B has moved on post their break up. But Muse A is still haunted by the ghost of their relationship. Muse B encourages them to move on. But Muse A feels stuck.

ghost town - benson boone - Muse A and Muse B are in a relationship. Muse B takes more than they give.  Muse A wonders if loving them is the reason that Muse B doesn’t love themselves enough to make an effort at things. Things are heavy between them. There’s a feeling of ‘are we going to make it or drown trying’ in the air.

grey - why dont we - Muse A made a mistake and didn’t realize how good they had it with Muse B. They constantly supported them, answered with they called, did things for them and to help them and their family. They loved them unconditionally. But Muse A never realized that until they had already tossed them away. Remorseful for their actions, Muse A tries to make it up to Muse B, but they are already over it and don’t want them anymore.

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dumpourthoughts​:

I’m always too much

or never enough.

       maybe it’s neither.

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Send “Will you still love me when I’m no longer young and beautiful?” to see how my muse reacts.

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Troy (2004) SENTENCE STARTERS

change anything as needed!

They envy us because we're mortal, because any moment might be our last.

Everything is more beautiful because we're doomed.

You will never be lovelier than you are now.

We will never be here again.

You gave me peace in a lifetime of war.

You're still my enemy in the morning.

You're still my enemy tonight. But even enemies can show respect.

Imagine a king who fights his own battles. Wouldn't that be a sight?

Of all the warlords loved by the gods, I hate him the most.

You are a brave man. I could have your head on a spit in the blink of an eye.

Do you really think death frightens me now?

I would rather fight beside you than any army of thousands!

Why did you choose this life?

I chose nothing. I was born and this is what I am.

You say you're willing to die for love but you know nothing about dying and you know nothing about love!

Go home, ____. Drink some wine, make love to your wife. Tomorrow, we'll have our war.

Perhaps your brother can comfort them. I hear he's good at charming other men's wives.

I wouldn't be bothering with the shield then, would I?

That's why no-one will remember your name.

Everyone dies, whether today or fifty years from now.

You have your swords. I have my tricks. We play with the toys the gods give us.

All my life I've lived by a code and the code is simple: honor the gods, love your woman and defend your country.

I thought it was you I was fighting yesterday.

Last time you spoke to me like this, you were 10 years old and you'd just stolen Father's horse. What have you done now?

You are free. If I hurt you, it's not what I wanted.

Go. No one will stop you. You have my word.

I thought you were a dumb brute. It would have been easier to forgive a dumb brute!

Your reputation for hospitality is fast becoming legend.

You should not have come here tonight.

Last night was a mistake.

I have made many mistakes this week.

It's too early in the day to be killing princes.

We men are wretched things.

I see you're not hiding behind your high walls. Valiant of you. Ill-advised, but valiant.

You come here uninvited. Go back to your ships and go home.

The sun was shining when your wife left you.

She's up there, watching, isn't she? Good. I want her to watch you die.

I've fought many wars in my time. Some I've fought for land, some for power, some for glory. I suppose fighting for love makes more sense than all the rest.

I walked and I ate and I swam in the sea... I was just a ghost.

You don't have to fear tomorrow... come with me!

If you come, we'll never be safe. Men will hunt us, the gods will curse us, but I'll love you. Until the day they burn my body, I'll love you.

If you sailed any slower the war would be over.

I have heard rumors of your beauty. And for once, the gossip is right.

I don't care about the man's allegiance, I care about his ability to win battles!

You were brave to fight them. You have courage.

To fight back when I'm attacked? A dog has that kind of courage.

We don't need to control him, we need to unleash him. That man was born to end lives.

It's no insult to say a dead man is dead.

Bird signs? You want to plan out strategy based on bird signs?

You sack of wine! Before my time is done, I will look down on your corpse and smile.

The man wants to die!

Is there no one else? Is there no one else?

This war will never be forgotten, nor will the heroes who fight in it.

All those widows. I still hear them screaming. Their husbands died because I'm here.

Your glory walks hand-in-hand with your doom.

Peace is for women and the weak.

I can't imagine life without you.

I almost lost this war because of your little romance.

Do you enjoy provoking me?

Then I'll make it easy for him to find me. I'll walk right up to him and tell him you're mine.

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THE AMAZING DEVIL LYRICS.

All of these lyrics are from the album ‘The Horror and the Wild (2020).                Change anything as needed!

“When you call to me asleep”

“And I breathe not now”

“I know the kindest thing is to leave you alone”

“I could try to calm you down. But I know you won't.”

“I know the kindest thing is to never leave you alone”

“Every night I hear them howling deep beneath your bed.”

“They said it all comes down to you.”

“You were raised by wolves and voices.”

“You watch the stars hurl all their fundaments.”

“You are that space that’s in between every page, every chord and every screen.”

“We’re drunk but drinking.”

“You’re the words that I promise I don’t mean.”

“All the stones and kings of old will hear us screaming at the cold.”

“Give me back my heart you wingless thing.”

“I steal the hours and turn the night into day.”

“ Without you, I’m stronger, I’m no longer filled with wonder”

“ So one last time, love, come and rip my clothes off”

“ Let’s wander, till the fuckers demand an encore”

“ Come and rip off my socks like you’re blasting the locks off of a bank vault.”

“ Hold me, lover, like you used to”

“ We don’t know what’s out there”

“ Wear a raincoat or it’ll soak you to the bone”

“ And I love you, don’t you know”

“ Cause when it’s cold, I’ll wrap my scarf around you”

“ Get drunk for me, sing louder than you’ve sung for me”

“ When you were young, you’d kick things just to see if they would fall”

“ But I’ll stick up for you, even though you haven’t got a clue, you haven't got a fucking clue”

“I know you’re strong enough”

“How the fuck am I supposed to carry on without you here?”

“You look like I need a drink”

“I'm the hardest goodbye that you'll ever have to say”

“Every time that you fumble, I'm the laugh from the back”

“I promise you I'll be better”

“You brought me to this party but you left me here behind”

“So long to the person you begged me to be”

“Take up arms, take my hand, let us waltz for the dead”

“Goodbye to all my darkness, there's nothing here but light”

“It's what my heart just yearns to say in ways that can't be said”

“It's what's engraved upon my heart in letters deeply worn”

“Today I somehow understand the reason I was born”

“it’s not fair how much I love you”

“It’s not fair, 'cause you make me laugh when I'm actually really fucking cross at you for something”

“Cause darling I was born to press my head between your shoulder blades”

“And I chipped my teeth on every joke you cracked”

“You couldn’t lie then and you sure as hell can’t lie to me now”

“And for some reason you’ve painted the kitchen lime green”

“The minute I met you, the colours of my life began to pour”

“Don’t lie with your eyes, you know I despise that look”

“This isn’t a break up, dearheart, it’s a season finale”

“I'm the captain of courage that you've eternally lacked”

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RANDOM TEXTS PART 1

[text]: My neighbor just told me he can fix my water heater for 50 bucks. I’m skeptical.

[text]: Do you have any idea how much it costs to buy apples? I paid 10 dollars for 6.

[text]: I mean, I wouldn’t say I have a problem with buying Squishmallows..

[text]: Hey, so you know how you told me no dog? *sends pic* I don’t do well with no’s.

[text] Stuart Little is a bitch and Remy could take him any day.

[text]: My roommate just said that Lola Bunny is hot. I’m moving out.

[text]: Hey I posted that vid of you drunk, singing Ariana Grande, wearing all black and people said not to do it again. Sorry.

[text]: Do you think the price is ever right? Like, I feel like it’s not.

[text]: I booped your nose. Boop the last five people you texted or–nothing happens really.

[text]: I’m actually in the ER and it’s a long story that involves Best Day Ever from spongebob.

[text]: I fucking hate you–wait you’re not my ex. Who are you?

[text]: You ever ask yourself if birds see a bee and just go ‘wow a bee’? im high.

[text]: sometimes all i think about is–sour patch kids. bet you thought it was you.

[text]: I love you—not as much as I love my dog. But still a lot!

[text]: I found a cat on the way home and now it’s mine. But it hates my guts so this should be fun.

[text]: I have questions about the marvel cinematic universe…how long do you have?

[text]: why do donald duck and winnie the pooh not have to wear pants but other people do?

[text]: Hey you know that show floor is lava? I may have turned the apartment into that..this isn’t a joke, btw. the floor is sticky.

[text]: I bought too much soap off etsy and now I don’t know what to do with it...I smell like Captain America.

[text]: On a scale of one to ten, how many drinks would you need to sleep with me? This isn’t a tiktok trend...or it is.

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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS QUOTES

change as needed. These are all quotes from the character from the show.

“Hey _____, I thought of something funnier than 24… 25!”

“I’m ugly and I’m proud!”

“I’ll have you know that I stubbed my toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes.”

“Always follow your heart unless your heart is bad with directions.”

“Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly.”

“I know of a place where you never get harmed. A magical place with magical charm. Indoors, indoors, indoors!”

“You don’t need a license to drive a sandwich.”

“I’m a good noodle!” 

“Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.”

“_____… I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet!” 

“We don’t need television…not as long as we have our imagination.”

“All I know is fine dining and breathing.”

“Oh well, I guess I’m not wearing any pants today!”

“The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time!”

“Look at all the hip young people eating sal-ads.”

“Can I be excused for the rest of my life?”

“Ravioli ravioli. Give me the formuoli.” 

“Am I a pretty girl?!”

“I don’t need it. I don’t need it. I definitely don’t need it. I don’t need it. I don’t need it. I don’t need it. I don’t need it. I… need… it!?“

"I'm ready, I'm ready."

"If you believe in yourself, with a tiny pinch of magic all your dreams can come true!"

"F is for friends who do stuff together!"

"If I were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend…. Then it would just be alright."

“ I think it means he’s afraid of Santa Claus.“

“Stop it,____! You’re scaring him!”

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TAYLOR SWIFT LYRICS

send a 😻 and I’ll generate a number, 1-103, and post a starter using the lyric I got. Change as needed. Generator is here.

"Oh my God, look at that face, you look like my next mistake. Love's a game, wanna play?"

"I knew it from the first Old Fashioned, we were cursed"

"I'm just another thing for you to roll your eyes at, honey"

"Oh, it's so sad to think about the good times, you and I"

"I don't wanna keep secrets just to keep you"

"Honey, I rose up from the dead, I do it all the time"

"But we were something, don't you think so?"

"I don't wanna look at anything else now that I saw you"

"Because I dropped your hand while dancing"

“You looked me in the eye and told me you loved me. Were you just kidding?”

"We are never ever ever getting back together"

"Can we always be this close forever and ever?"

"Now we got problems and I don't think we can solve them"

"We could leave the Christmas lights up 'til January"

"I know that I'm a handful, baby"

“There's no time for tears–I'm just sitting here planning my revenge.”

“And I don't know why but with you I'd dance in a storm in my best dress.”

"It feels like a perfect night for breakfast at midnight"

“Just know I'm right here hopin' that you'll come in with the rain”

"No one has to know what we do"

"But maybe this thing was a masterpiece 'til you tore it all up"

“You should've said "No", you should've gone home.”

"And the saddest fear comes creeping in that you never loved me or her, or anyone, or anything."

'Cause, darling, I'm a nightmare dressed like a daydream"

"I'll be the actress starring in your bad dreams"

"I like shiny things, but I'd marry you with paper rings"

"Stood there and watched you walk away from everything we had"

"You're not my homeland anymore. So what am I defendin' now?"

"I get drunk on jealousy"

“This is the last straw, don't wanna hurt anymore.”

"I think I've seen this film before and I didn't like the ending."

"He's so tall and handsome as hell"

“As far as I'm concerned, you're just another picture to burn!”

"It's miserable and magical"

"We never go out of style"

"This night is sparkling, don't you let it go"

"Please don't have somebody waiting on you"

"I think it's strange that you think I'm funny 'cause he never did"

"Is it cool that I said all that?"

"Did you think I wouldn't hear all the things you said about me?"

"They say I did something bad then why's it feel so good?"

"Look at this godforsaken mess that you made me"

"You're so cool, it makes me hate you so much"

"I wake and watch you breathing with your eyes closed"

"I don't trust nobody and nobody trusts me"

"I forgot that you existed"

"And I'm dying to know is it killing you like it's killing me, yeah?"

"It turns out freedom ain't nothing but missing you"

"I get drunk, but it's not enough"

"They think she did it, but they just can't prove it"

"I underestimated just who I was dealing with"

"Have I known you twenty seconds or twenty years?"

"Your hometown skeptics called it champagne problems"

"I didn't know if you'd care if I came back"

"Don't say "Yes", run away now"

"I knew you were trouble when you walked in"

"There is nothing I do better than revenge"

"So it's gonna be forever or it's gonna go down in flames"

"Who could ever leave me, darling?"

“But I miss screaming and fighting and kissing in the rain.”

"All I can say is it was enchanting to meet you"

"This is the last time I'm asking you why"

"You left me no choice but to stay here forever"

"And if my wishes came true. It would've been you."

“Was it worth it? Was she worth this?”

"He's so bad, but he does it so well"

"Did you think we'd be fine? Still got scars on my back from your knife"

"But I've learned a lesson that stressin' and obsessin' 'bout somebody else is no fun"

"If you got a girlfriend, I'm jealous of her"

"Never imagined we'd end like this"

“I'm on my guard for the rest of the world. But with you I know it's no good.”

"Now it's too late for you and your white horse to come around"

"I don't like your little games"

"I've got a hundred thrown-out speeches I almost said to you"

"Come on, come on, don't leave me like this"

"Don't blame me. Love made me crazy"

“I was a dreamer before you went and let me down.”

“This is why we can't have nice things, darling.”

“I don't want you like a best friend.”

“You gotta leave before you get left.”

“Did you have to do this? I was thinking that you could be trusted.”

“You are the best thing that's ever been mine.”

“We're happy, free, confused, and lonely at the same time.”

"I hate that stupid old pickup truck—You never let me drive."

“I never thought we'd have a last kiss.”

“Did I say something way too honest?”

“So, why can't you see–you belong with me.”

“You showed me colors you know I can't see with anyone else.”

“You never gave a warning sign.”

“You don't have to call anymore. I won't pick up the phone.”

“Only bought this dress so you could take it off.”

“We always walked a very thin line.”

“I was there when you said ‘forever and always’ “

“Cause I see sparks fly whenever you smile.”

“I got tired of waiting, wondering if you were ever coming around.”

“But I know you wish it was me. You wish it was me. Don't you?”

“Please don't be in love with someone else.”

“I'll meet you when you're out of the church at the back door.”

“I hate accidents except when we went from friends to this.”

“I could go back to every laugh. But I don't wanna go there anymore.”

“I know I never think before I jump.”

“A friend to all is a friend to none.”

“I've got a list of names and yours is in red, underlined.”

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SQUIDWARD TENTACLES QUOTES

change to fit as needed!

“Try to imagine him in his underwear!...Oh my god, HE'S HOT!!

“Here, please hit me as hard as you can.”

“I have no soul.”

“Too bad that didn’t kill me.”

“Oh, it’s days like this that make me wish I had gone to college.”

“I hate all of you.”

“Well, it wouldn’t be the first time you ruined everything.”

“Please come again. When I’m not working.”

“Wake me up when I care.”

“Fortunately, I have enough talent for all of you.”

��Hello. You’ve reached the house of unrecognized talent.”

“Welcome to the House of Misery. May I take your order?”

“I knew I shouldn’t have gotten out of bed today.”

"It's just a cruel reminder that I'm single and likely to remain that way forever."

"Another day, another migraine"

"Everybody's a critic."

"Is it time already for you to ruin my day?"

"I'm not rushing perfection, I'm rushing you!"

"I can't believe anybody would celebrate a holiday where a jolly prowler breaks into your house and  leaves gifts."

“Does this look unsure to you? “

“Why is it whenever I’m having fun, it’s wrong? “

“When I die, you stay away from my funeral.”

“One – I hate you. And two – how can that be me when I’ m standing right here!?”

“That’s his eager face.”

“Right, like I would spend a moment of my time...blowing bubbles!”

“ No, I'm not bald! I'm alive! “

“Seriously? Aren't you overreacting a bit?”

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ANGST

“I never loved you. Never.”

“I thought you were the one for me. But, you’re not the one for anyone.”

“You think what we had was real? It was an act. You’re a joke.”

“Love is for fools. Money is stability. I have to leave.”

“We were always doomed to end up here.”

“I made it--I made it here. Please, just stay with me.”

“You can stay awake, right? You can do that..I know you can.”

“I knew you were mean sometimes. But I never thought you were cruel.”

“We’re from two different worlds. This was never going to work.”

“I love you. But I’m not in love with you.”

“I thought you believed in me. That was a lie too, wasn’t it?”

“You’ll forget me tomorrow because I’ve already forgotten you.”

“You’re too damaged for anyone to love.”

“I used to like who I was. I was fine with it. You made me hate myself.”

“You thought I still cared? Hilarious.”

“You took away a year of my life. I can’t get that back.”

“You cannot be serious. You thought I’d choose you over them?”

“Nothing is more important than my career. Nothing. Not even you.”

“Tell me to leave and I’ll walk out forever. Just say it.”

“Tell me you don’t love me. Tell me we meant nothing.”

“Maybe somewhere in the universe, we made it work. Even if that wasn’t here.”

“I think knowing you has made my life better and worse.”

“Only you would choose to leave me on our wedding day.”

“I don’t want it back. I don’t want that ring back. You keep that.”

“I’m begging you to stay and you just want to walk away, anyway.”

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SONG LYRICS

these are from random songs on various playlists. Feel free to change anything necessary. 

“I caught your eye and you caught my attention.”

“ You like my style and I love the affection.”

“ I've never felt so alive but we're dead if they find out.”

“ But oh you taste like wealth.”

“ You right all my wrongs and make all my wrongs right.”

“We fit perfectly like milk and honey. But somethings don't mix like young love and old money.”

“Guess you're finally realizing how bad you messed it up.”

“ You took away a year of my fuckin' life “

“ You didn't love when you had me. But now, you need me so badly.”

“ You can't be serious. That's hilarious.”

“ Maybe I'm the best mistake you ever made.”

“ But maybe I'm the worst, the worst you ever had.”

“ You're prayin' I'm the one, but maybe I'm a curse.”

“ Is it cool if I hold your hand? “

“ Is it wrong if I think it's lame to dance? “

“But, I promise you now you won't ever be lonely.”

“ Could it be that you and me are the lucky ones? “

“ Because since there's no more you. There's no more anniversary.”

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AS THE WORLD TURNS SENTENCE STARTERS

change as needed!

That woman is unbelievable. She's awesome. She knows exactly what I want her to do, and she does it before I even ask her to do it.

I had a woman like that once. Once was all I could afford.

I can't call him because he's in a coma!

A coma? Come on, [ NAME ]  Come up with something a little more original. How about - oh, I know. How about a hole opened up, and [ NAME ]  fell into the center of the earth?

Talking to [ NAME ] is like trying to nail Jello to a tree.

Creme de menthe? Oh Lord, who are these people, mad?

Oh God! What am I supposed to drink this or gargle with it?

I would rather stick my head in a lion's mouth. Are you still gonna drink that?

You sound like my calculus teacher.

Because you'll be having your 10th wedding anniversary before you're 30 or you'll be bitter and divorced a half-decade ahead of schedule. And don't send me a card if that's the last one.

Will you keep your pants on when you're alone with [ NAME ] ?

A shame to waste good vodka, [ NAME ] .

I came in second to a warm doughnut, [ NAME ] .

Face it, [ NAME ] . Shooting your fiance is a definite turnoff.

I have to. I know that orange is the new black, but those jumpsuits make my butt look enormous.

I don't know, your butt looks pretty good to me.

Oh, great. Great. Just what I need first thing in the morning.

If I had known that a run-in with a bear would change your attitude, I would have taken you to the zoo a long time ago.

Let's just... let's do something physical.

I need it, you know? I need... the icy perfection!

You think you're gonna win points by repeating my words back to me?

Well, like I said. Sometimes I'm a good guy in spite of myself.

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directory ~ submit your memes

so i spent today making a google form for you all to make submissions if that’s more your thing <3 I also made a directory that is divided by category and also alphabetized. So you can find every single meme that has been made so far! Hope you all are having a good day.

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Send “I knew you were still in love with them.” for my muses reaction.

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Send ‘You don’t have to say you love me” for my muses reaction.

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If this isn’t every roleplayer ever.

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a generic sunday part 2

change anything you need! 

“Listen, time should not change. I went to bed last night and it was an hour earlier than now. That’s ridiculous. I want to know who made this up. They are going to die.”

“We’re not spending my last day off watching glee mashups on YouTube.”

“I know it’s Sunday and we can do anything we want. But I thought that meant eating pizza and watching tv. Not dyeing my hair purple.”

“Babe, why is that song playing so many times in a row. Never mind I see this is a tiktok thirst trap. I’ll see myself out.”

“I’m not fighting with you at midnight about whether IHOP or Denny’s is superior. Why are you like this?”

“Do you think all the Tamagotchi's I killed are haunting me? Listen, I’m not strong enough to handle being haunted.”

*throwing popcorn at the tv* “Why are you running up the stairs!! Run out the front door!”

“Do you think if I gave Klaus Mikaelson a spa day, he’d just turn his life around? I think he would. I can fix him.”

“This is fifty shades of bullshit. I said it. They have no chemistry.”

“I know you’re making me breakfast which is good. I need food. But my Facebook memories is reminding me of Lady Gaga’s meat dress? And now I want to cease to exist.”

“Do you feel Leonardo DiCaprio deserved an Oscar? I need to know before I commit to spending my Sunday with you.”

“I’m not crying, you are....li’l Sebastian was a legend. I will sing the song if I want to!”

“No but I don’t care who the best Chris is--my name isn’t Chris which means none of them are the best.”

“I want to do brunch. But our best friends hate each other. So, I think I will settle for this breakfast burrito instead.”

“I’m not Team Cap or Team Iron Man--I’m Team no one. Maturing is realizing none of them are right 100 percent.”

“Do you think my hair is too big? Is it too full of secrets?”

“I’m not watching this movie, okay? I’m going to get mad. So you can watch it alone.”

“The fact that Goober Grape exists is truly horrible. It’s horrible. I hate it. Put the jar back or we’re getting divorced.”

“Obviously I know this coffee is overpriced. But, this café makes me feel like I am in Paris and therefore, I will pay anything.”