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Drawing the Mechanisms fanart in 2023? Surely not me 'nyways here's jonny d'ville, your humble capitain FIRST MATE
#jonny d'ville#jonathan sims#the mechanisms#the mechanisms fanart#jonny d'ville fanart#the mechanisms are dead#long live the mechanisms#pump shanty and old king cole are on repeat in my brain#jonathan what have you DONE TO MY LIFE THIS YEAR#im on a mission to learn to draw noses#dirty rat bastard man
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Another story prompt. Dead on main, this time.
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Danny stared into the emotionless red helmet as the wrench he was twirling clattered to the concrete floor. "What?"
Red Hood tilted his head "You should come work for me. Name your price. I'll even let you keep working here."
Danny swallowed. Swallowed again. Gotham U tuition wasn't cheap, even with a partial scholarship. And it didn't cover books. Added onto the bills and rent that were overdue. Danny added all of it up together and multiplied the number by 5. He half expected Hood to shoot him on the spot, but the man just nodded.
"Done. You start tomorrow. I'll pick you up here at closing time." The man turned and started walking toward the door.
"That's an insane amount of money you just agreed to!" He called out.
"You could have asked for more." Hood said, and the door slammed behind him.
Danny let out a Shakey breath and picked up the fallen wrench. Red Hoods mechanic, huh? What even was his life?
#danny phantom#danny fenton#dp x dc#dc comics#batman#dead on main#dpxdc#danny fenton/jason todd#mechanic!danny#danny works for red hood#story prompt#writing prompt#evandarya writes
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pathologic 3 announcement made me return to the classic game and finally play it properly! i think my favorite part of the bachelor's route is when he talks to maria kaina (or whoever's in her body at the time) and they explain that their planned Utopia isn’t even supposed to be a 'perfect' place but instead 'the mystical manifestation of a world inscrutable and inaccessible to men' going back to the original meaning of the word irl and instead of despairing Daniil fervently agrees that this kind of unimaginable leap is worth it, no matter where it actually leads
#pathologic#the bachelor#daniil dankovsky#andrey stamatin#peter stamatin#maria kaina#nina kaina#recent interview with dybowski made me kind of apprehensive#because i love the idea of an emotional state as a fundamental game mechanic for the bachelor but#he was very focused on the idea of following the 'teacher' in Simon and in the process learning everything he was meant to learn#despite never really 'catching' the dead guy in his time loops#i feel that the head of the studio is just projecting again#and in a way that old version of the bachelor made back when he was a student in his twenties#could end up seeming more compelling in the end#but we'll SEE#i am still wildly hopeful and hype#my artwork#ALSO anybody who likes the bachelor and reads those rambling tags#you should totally check out blank monk by chekhov#its short
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I will never not be devastated at the fact that Edwin, this (forever-)16-year-old who doesn't know how to fight like Charles, or use a weapon, or anything like that, can run so much faster than Charles, or anybody in the show for that matter. Because he's had to. He's had to for 70 years. And he's still waiting for the other shoe to drop.
Crystal (in her 'past life') learnt to insult people because (it seems like) that was the only way people would listen to her (aka her parents).
Charles learnt to immediately go on the offensive (to protect others, not himself) because he can't let anyone else be hurt the way he was hurt by the person who was supposed to care for him.
Niko learnt to forgive people and take the kindest route because that was how her dad taught her to be, how he'd want her to be.
Jenny learnt to close herself off from people because she's been too open in the past, and she can't afford to be vulnerable again.
And Edwin learnt to run, because there was no point in fighting back, because the only way he wasn't going to have to watch his own corpse be horrifically murdered again and again was if he ran.
The final scene of the show is the first time he's stopped in one hundred and eight years.
#didnt expect to write 5 mini character studies but hey#dead boy detectives#defence mechanisms#edwin payne#charles rowland#crystal palace dbd#niko sasaki#jenny dbd#dbda
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#this is my coping mechanism#dead boy detectives#edwin payne#charles rowland#crystal palace#niko sasaki#tragic mick#david the demon#dbda#save dead boy detectives#dbda memes#dead boy detectives memes#cat king
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The Crime Lord does not stop flirting with me!
When Danny ran away from home and ended up in Gotham he wasn't quite sure what to do, adrenaline was coursing through his veins and all he wanted was a place to be safe.
That's when Crime Alley lit up like a Christmas tree and Danny knew it could be his new home, something about Crime Alley was drawing him in. It wasn't long before he decided to get a job to lay low. Of course, the latter was a bust because Red Hood noticed him almost instantly.
Contrary to his expectations, the Crime Lord took an interest in him but said nothing. He simply asked him to repair his motorcycle like a normal customer in his new job. Danny did and well, he couldn't help but repair some damaged systems and add some modifications. He hoped he wasn't stepping out of line, he just couldn't help himself, it was second nature to repair damaged things.
He thought Red Hood would be angry about it but the man seemed delighted (or as delighted as he could look with the mask), he looked at Danny and asked him what else he could do. Nervously, he told him that he was somewhat good with technology and before he knew it he had been hired by a gang (more or less, they were just asking for some custom orders).
So, technically he established as the mechanic and supplier to the Hood gang, and more specifically to the Crime Lord himself. He gave Hood some upgrades and became his supplier of (mostly harmless) weapons and upgrades. This attracted the attention of most of the gangs that were against the Crime Lord and Batman himself.
Jason, noticing how nervous the guy was assured him that he would protect him and no one was going to hurt him as long as he was around, it was obvious he wasn't from Gotham. For some reason, his new employee blushed every time he said those words.
Danny didn't know if Red Hood understood what he was doing (That was totally a flirt for protection spirits!), every day it was getting harder and harder not to respond to him. His ghost side kept screaming that he got a good match!
Which was technically true, considering that Red Hood had promised him protection and let him stay in his haunt (it became obvious that Crime Alley was his haunt after a few days in Gotham but strangely it accepted him)
Jason continued to promise Danny that he would be safe (poor boy always looked nervous) and Danny wondered how many days he could take the blatant flirting.
#dpxdc#Danny is new in Gotham#he stays in Crime Alley#Jason's haunt was calling him#At first Jason was suspicious about him#but the guy was nice#And an amazing mechanic#Jason loves his new updates#he checked for all the bugs of course#but after confirming it was harmless he returned to him#and asked what else he could do#Danny “I lived between mad scientists” Fenton could do a lot of things#dp x dc#dc x dp#dead on main#Jason hired him after hearing that he could create weapons#even though Danny told him he only made stun weapons#Jason knows he should be suspicious#but something inside of him (similar to the pits) just believes in Danny#Saying “I will protect you” It's flirting if you tell it to a protective ghost#Danny is not sure if he will survive his boss casual flirting#Jason doesn't know what he's doing#but he thinks the boy is cute#deadonmain
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hey you know what. maybe it doesn't matter if S2 happens, we left the season on charles leaning on edwin's arm, flirting into his ear and looking at the door cleary to check if anyone's planning to come in right this second before planting himself on edwin's lap and kissing him soundly. saw it through the window. the blackout was to give them some privacy
#dead boy detectives#really guys it's fine they were getting into it#payneland#dbda#edwin payne#charles rowland#marcela watches dbda#(i'm kidding i need S2 more than air. the mechanisms are coping))
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Things you didn't know ab me:
1. I am not the sunshine
2. I am a willing victim of a cannibal
3. I'm half human and half machine
4. I'm Lance Armstrong (you're the necromancer tho)
5. I'm the Ruler of Everything
6. I'm the only one on your AM Radio
7. I am not the moon at night
8. I got shamed for claiming friends from either perspective of &
9. I won't hurt you unless you cheat
10. My friends are saying I have a undiagnosed mental illness
That one isn't a song reference they think i need a psychiatrist.
11. I'm no one if I'm nowhere in between
#will wood#will wood and the tapeworms#wwattw#tally hall#marvin's marvelous mechanical museum#good and evil#lemon demon#cabinet man#touch tone telephone#ruler of everything#tally hall cannibal#Cannibal tally hall#6up 5oh#dr sunshine is dead#everything is a lot#self ish#spirit phone
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Love this lil tidbit -- Cass and Tim deserve to be besties who go into each other's houses without asking
#also#i love how his coping mechanism for dealing with the death of a loved one#is to form an attachment to someone named cassandra who was just as close to the dead person as he was#like hell yeah lil dude we stan a consistent king#cassandra cain#tim drake#batfam#dc comics#tim tag#cass tag#gnome talks comics#robin 1993
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DPxDC When a Bird Hits Your Window
Written for: Whumptober, prompt 6. NOT REALISING THEY'RE INJURED Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms | Healed Wrong | "It's not my blood."
He wakes up to a loud sound of breaking glass.
Yet, his first instinct - turn intangible and sink down through both the bed and the floor - is cut off shortly by a quiet, painful groan that follows it.
Danny blinks a few times, adjusting to the darkness in the room, and slowly sits up on the bed, listening in carefully. Someone broke into his kitchen through the window, that much he figured, but who, and, more importantly, why?
The groan turns into a moan, then something softer - a sob? a whimper? - and then there's some kind of shuffling. Danny hears the broken glass screeching over the tile floors.
Like someone is crawling over it.
Okay, definitely not a robber, then. Or, maybe it is, but a really unlucky one.
Danny stands up from his bed, phasing through the blanket in order to make as little noise as possible, and quietly makes his way through the hallway and to the kitchen door. Thankfully, he left it open in the evening, so peeking in is fairly easy-
He barely holds himself from gasping.
The thought of calling someone - police, 911, ambulance - is still only forming in his head, when his body is already moving forward. Danny kneels in front of the body on the floor, not sure what to do or where to start.
That is... a vigilante. An injured vigilante on his kitchen floor, lying face down, a hundred glass shards scattered around him. It looks almost pretty - the shards reflect the moonlight from the window, making the shadows look even darker than they are.
Danny pays no attention to the twisted beauty of it, instead biting his cheek from the inside and carefully touching the vigilante's shoulder. The guy flinches from the touch, shifts in his place, and raises his head up to look at Danny.
"Who-" he starts, his breaths quick and shallow, but the question is cut off by a pained wince. Now that Danny can see his face - sans the eyes because of the mask, yes - he notices that the guy is barely older than him.
And, now that he thinks about it, he's rather pretty.
Wrong thought, very wrong, entirely not fitting the situation. He needs to get his shit together.
"Come on, up you go," Danny mutters and leans forward, grabbing the vigilante by his armpits and raising him up. A dark, almost black puddle is left on the tiles where the guy landed.
"I'm not-" he starts protesting, and Danny suddenly remembers his name as he throws the guy's arm over his shoulder and all but drags him from the kitchen to the couch in the living room. Red Robin.
"Yes, you are," Danny cuts him off, not bothering with waiting for the end of that sentence. Red Robin whimpers. It's a sad, hurt sound, and Danny, unfortunately, knows it intimately - he's made it himself a lot of times before he metaphorically hung up his cape.
"I need to go," the vigilante insists as Danny unloads him on the couch and steps to the side to turn on the lamp on the table. And, when he looks back to Red Robin's chest, he barely holds back a curse.
"Unless you plan on going to a hospital, you don't," he argues, and, in two wide steps, reaches the shelf where he keeps the first aid. The zipper doesn't budge, and Danny bites his lower lip, throwing a quick glance to Red Robin. To hell with it, the guy is clearly too out of it to notice. Besides, it's not like being a meta - even if technically he is not - is a crime.
It's just a little intangibility to get the gauze.
"I don't need a hospital," Red argues back very confidently and tries to stand from the couch. Only he sways on his feet and almost falls, and Danny rushes back to him, catching his shoulder and sitting the vigilante back down.
"Really?" He asks, trying not to sound too sarcastic. That's how he deals with panic, sue him. "What about the blood?"
Red Robin blinks, staring at him owlishly. Is he concussed? He probably is, shit, he crashed through Danny's window at full speed. But before he can ask or say anything else, the vigilante looks down to his own chest.
Right to where it is currently covered in blood, with glass chards sticking out of his hero uniform, and a bloody fucking stab wound on his stomach. Danny distantly thinks about his ruined couch.
"It's not my blood," the guy tells him, not batting an eye. Danny holds back the urge to slap him, instead just taking a deep breath and leaning down to look Red Robin straight in the eyes. Lenses of his mask. Whatever.
"Okay, listen here. I didn't plan on saving anyone today, I actually didn't plan on saving anyone in any foreseeable future. So if you want me to throw you back out the window, I can arrange that in, like, less than ten seconds. Do you want to go back out the window?"
...and, maybe, he should have thought about the consequences better before he started his attempt at intimidation. Because, instead of saying anything, Red Robin leans in forward and boops him on the nose. With his own nose.
"Boop," he tells Danny quietly, with a lopsided, dorky grin on his lips.
And then, uncaring for the sheer bafflement he caused, he drops his head on the back of the couch, his whole body slumping down. Danny hastily checks his pulse and breathing, but, no, the guy is still alive. Just unconscious.
"I'll take that as a no, then," he sighs and finally gets to work on the vigilante's wounds.
He decidedly does not acknowledge how his cheeks feel like they are on fire.
#whumptober2024#no.6#stab wound#injury#blood#tim x danny#dead tired#brain dead#danny phantom#dc x dp#dpxdc#tim drake#batman#dc#dp#tbh im not sure which prompts i used here#like does tim realize he is injured?#or is denial his coping mechanism?#i dont know#anyway heres a meet cute but a whumpy one#eh#cork writes#cork prompts
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Remember when Dazai being honest for 0.00001 sec had him tweaking so bad he needed to lie about lying?
#tbf this might have been the first time he ever extensively talk abt his relationship with Oda to anyone#Ada members had no idea he was in the mafia#so he couldn't rly share that#but yeah it's so funny that when Atsushi just respond with “huh” Dazai immediately says he lied#even though we all know that's the truth#plus no one who lies ever admits they're lying#esp not Dazai#yeah I call defense mechanism#bsd#bsd dazai#dazai osamu#bungou stray dogs#atsushi#atsushi nakajima#bsd dead apple#J's Post
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Some designs from everyone's favourite office sitcom!
#the magnus archives#tma#MagPod#the magnus pod#jonathan sims#elias bouchard#tim stoker#sasha james#martin blackwood#the archivist#the sweet summer children#look at those faces untouched by trauma#my art is too colorful and cartoony for this show but i guess its a coping mechanism#polish martin will be ripped from my cold dead hands#tim is basically chad version of my own coworker
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oh no! more ginhiji
#hhhhhhhhhhhh theyyy areeee eatinggggg myyyy BRAIIIIIN#using them as a coping mechanism to avoid the horrors of silver soul#i reached the second half and i. i need a breather#i’m trying to figure out what my favourite dynamic of ginhiji is so i can make comics about it later but rn my brain is just like#haha they want to punt each other into the sun yet they are inexplicably drawn to each other so they may as well burn together#gin san being like oh well i guess this is happening now?? and toshi trying to gaslight himself out of this waking nightmare#it’s very funny to consider#they are very much a romantic comedy but more emphasis on the comedy aspect with tragedy bits coming out of nowhere to kill you dead#so like gintama yk#also hijikata’s hair is a nightmare to draw im trying so hard#girl help#sakata gintoki#hijikata toushirou#ginhiji#hijigin#gintoki x hijikata#hijikata x gintoki#there are so many tags for one pairing hhhh#gintama#ok bye
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Omega and Echo reunion at the rebel base c:
Saw ppl freaking out that Echo isn’t with the bad batch at the end but i offer you this: Echo is a workaholic and was absolutely the only reason Hunter let Omega go off on her own to rebel.
Echo: Thought I told you to stop growing, tooka.
Omega: As soon as you stop gettin’ old, ruug’jag (old man)
#omega#echo#tbb spoilers#the bad batch#imh he is training the rebel alliance and trying so hard not to be biased to his bby sis#and they are covering for her and saying that he is her dad#his coping mechanism is ill sleep when im dead#and i hc that hes forced to retire on pabu bc he physically cannot fight anymore and rex said im retired ur move!#also can we talk about how in bb echo has old been out of cryo for like a year to 2 years#let this man get a tan and give him back his hair i can see that hairline AND i saw that stubble in clone wars come at me!!!
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Hi! I just wanted to say I rll love your art!
thank you!! please have this doodle i woke up from a nap to draw
#waking from a dead sleep like i Must draw the critters#the mechanisms#raphaella la cognizi#drumbot brian#marius von raum#the toy soldier#ts#asks#my art#this joke was inevitable and bad
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What I say vs what I mean 😭
#This is edited btw#I literally use crying abt Neil as a coping mechanism#DPS#dps#dead poets#dead poets society#meme#funny
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