#the mccormick kids headcanons

[southpark-trashfactory]

Phew, this took me so long, but I'm really happy with how all these came out! There's a couple oddballs in these line ups, so I'll just go ahead and explain some less direct headcanons: So Tara is just the name I gave to that one random background goth girl in season 8 episode 7, cause I thought her design was really cute and I wanted to draw her, and then I thought since Stan's goth name is Raven, I could name her Tara and now I have the dumb little headcanon that Stan and her wrote "My Immortal" (Since that fanfic was written by two girls named Tara and Raven) I also headcanon her as Michael's younger adoptive sister who he doesn't let hang out with his friends cause he thinks she's a poser. and Alexandra Cartman is Cartman's cousin from Season 2 episode 16, I really like the idea of her meeting and being friends with Shelley and Kevin. (I also headcanon her as trans cause I like to think she told Cartman about transgender people before "The Cissy" and that's why he had some accurate information despite clearly not really knowing much more than surface level stuff, and then she pushes him into a snowbank for the stunt he pulls ) I also drew the goth kids (and Ike, Karen and Tricia) WAY before the PC specials came out, so their designs don't really have any influence from their canon adult designs. Which is kind of a shame cause I really liked Firkle's post covid design being a big beefy tatted up punk, but I'm too attached to my little rat version of Firkle to make any changes lol.

[azulserszzp]

okay so i see alot of dispute about heights and stuff so heres my guesses about heights based on looks and then on genetics (in a 2nd post) okay so first on just looks if you look at sholders then

so cartman is obviously seems to be the tallest

and then i would say

craig

tolkien who is very close in height with kyle but i think kyle might be like a 0.2 taller or something

tweak and butters i think are next in height they are like the exact same height i think butters might be an insty bit taller because of his mouth being a little bit above the line but the line is perfectly on his shoulders so i think its just mouth placement because even though most of their mouths lineup with their shoulders and all of them do so kinda like kyle and tolkien

then stan

clyde

and lastly kenny

my guesses for theyre heights is like 4'0 to like 4'3

so like

cartman 4'3

craig 4'2

kyle 4'2.7

tolkien 4'2.6

butters 4'2.4

tweak 4'2.3

stan 4'2

clyde 4'1

kenny 4'0

OKAY SO I WAS WRONG

based off of cartman's weight he should actually be atleast 4'0 so i will update (maybe)

[muttsterion]

Just a personal SP HC of mine. I'd like to think any kid or kids that become actual close friends with Karen are automatically under the protection of her guardian angel. Karen's happiness is important to Kenny so I'd like to think he'd try to protect anything or anyone that makes her happy. So just imagines this young, little kid making friends with Karen and having no idea they now have a caring immortal angel looking out for them.

[everythingwasnormalhere]

Something Kenny wouldn't be too proud of in retrospective, but honestly who hasn't been a petty kid? Would be dying out of spite. If he's arguing with his friends, time to kill himself. His parents are being shitty, time to kill himself. A teacher is being annoying, time to kill himself. And he'd think it's fine, because after all, the suffering his death caused them (as intended), would be forgotten the moment he came back. He'd just use his deaths as a revenge, as a way to make people feel bad about the last things they had said to him, with no long-term effects. He probably stopped doing this as he got older, and felt pretty bad for it after, but he still enjoyed doing it when he did.

[lasht0nl]

First post!

hello to anyone who sees this! This is my first post, I'm new to Tumblr and don't know much about how to use it. But I wanna post about headcannons about shows I like so here I am! I like south park and if you see this go ahead and give me suggestions!

Teen Stan headcannons:

On the football team

Dyes his roots blonde

Still hates Randy because of the whole weed farm

grunge style

On and off relationship with Wendy

Bi curious

prefers He/They pronouns

Best friends with Tolkien and Kyle

still friends with the goth kids

prefers to stay at Kyle's house than his own

Isn't sure if he's romantic attracted to Kyle

Not the most romantic guy ever but he kinda tries

His hoarding problem came back when Randy bought the farm but once every month Wendy and Kyle help him clean out his locker, school bags, etc

Teen Kyle headcannons:

In band and the basketball team

Wears glasses

Grew out his hair, not too long but now he can put it in a small ponytail

programs computers

His style is grunge cottagecore

Still has no luck in the dating department

Clear skin

Still wears his hat but let's some of his red hair show

Contemplated dying his hair once but Stan BEGGED him not to be cause it would mess up his curls (also because he likes to play with his hair)

Has a long hair and skin routine that Cartman makes fun of him for

Still hates Cartman

In student council with Wendy

Best friends with Stan and Wendy

Teen Kenny headcannons:

On the track team, also in art

Has a missing tooth, it comes back every time he respawns but he always finds a way to take pull it out

Once Karen turned ten he stopped dressing up as Mysterion and gave her his question mark as a necklace

He still dresses up as Mysterion when his parents are being mean to them tho

Has playboys scattered all over his room, hidden in his closet, under his mattress, everywhere

When he can't sleep he goes outside to whatever is left of SoDoDoPa and smokes there

Buys weed off Randy much to Stan's protest

Tries to take a shower as much as possible but he always ends up letting Karen use the little water they have to shower

Started working at City sushi to be able to buy Karen clothes, toys, coloring supplies, etc

Best friends with Cartman

Still wears his parka but usually has it unzipped or around his waist and wears baggy usually ripped and dirty cargo pants with a white shirt or tank top

Still loyal to the main 3 but also started hanging out with Craig's gang and Butters

Tries to get laid but his lack of hygiene doesn't help

Teen Cartman headcannons:

Too lazy to do after school sports/activities

Has a lot of acne

Tried to get back with Heidi once, did not go well

Sometimes let's Kenny take a shower at his house but usually says that he's too dirty and that he's ganna find dead fleas in his bathtub

Still a huge cat person and even though his cat is getting old he's surprisingly good with it and takes care if it well

Still really immature and rude to his mom but after she started putting her foot down on things he leveled it down a bit

Tried skincare to get rid of his acne, didn't work, so now he lashes out at Kyle for it

Best friends with Butters and Kenny

Developed a small friendship with Shelly

Has secret friendship bracelets with Butters

Still crossdresses, usually does it in private but sometimes does it with Butters

Still has clyde frog

Still in contact with Scott Tenorman

[everythingisnormalhere]

"Kenny stop getting kidnapped challenge"

[spookymultimedia]

Henrietta and Kenny having a kid together

Headcannons below

-long after Henrietta and Kenny got married and Kenny was becoming a successful scientist they decided they wanted to have a kid together. Henrietta is polyamorous and Wendy is his girlfriend.

-Henrietta was happy to carry and they both decided it would be safer than Kenny carrying [he is trans and able to get pregnant]

-with Assisted Reproductive Technology and a few years of attemps, Henrietta became pregnant.

-when Henrietta told his Mom he got pregnant, she thought it was an accident and was asking for help with getting an abortion. Henri quickly corrected her and explained this was a planned pregnancy.

-Kenny was very anxious during the pregnancy and fretted over something going wrong.

-Henrietta gets a ton of weird looks for being pregnant and transmasculine. He went off T during his pregnancy. Henri doesn't give a shit about what other people think and everytime someone complains they grow more facial hair.

They are both in a very stable home and income but it can be dangerous for Henri to be pregnant and visibily trans in public. Kenny doesn't like them to go out alone, so Stan offers to join Henrietta with errands and stuff like that. He also just uses it as an opportunity to catch up with his friend.

-Pete and Michael were very happy about Henrietta having a baby and helped out as much they could. They're honorary uncles of the child.

-Wendy is the godparent of the child

-Henrietta got a C section, there wasn't any complications when he gave birth. Kenny was stressing out in the waiting room but his friends kept him calm as much as they could.

-they named their daughter after Siouxsie Sioux

[fennecfiree]

LMAO I drew south park parents as kids, I was gonna draw Gerald but I wanted to do 2 mom's to dads, and I really wanted to draw new jersey Sheila 😭😭 also I didn't mean to make Stuart look like Tord.. 😰

Also I made randy the tallest cuz I'm pretty sure he's the oldest out of these guys (well I couldn't find how old Sheila is but whatever) and Liane is the youngest

I DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE HIM LOOK JUST LIKE TORD

[corporatefrog]

꒦‧₊ ꒷ Post Covid! team stan with a daughter who fights another kid [headcannons]✧.*

✧.* tags: post!covid, parents au ✧.* Characters: kenny mccormick, kyle broflovski, stan marsh, eric cartman, butters stotch a/n: my dad always told me if i have to punch someone just aim for the nose and I feel like they'd all have a similar philosophy (except for butters but sometimes you gotta punch a little bitch)

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Kyle

All he’s hearing is law suit ngl

Is he mad? No not at all, little fucker probably deserved it

He probably wishes he did that to cartman when they were younger

But also as the son of a lawyer he knows how annoying of a case this could be if they decide to press charges

“I’m not mad at you, I’m mad at the system for ”

Proceeds to scream at the system for the rest of the day, after getting ice cream ofc 

Stan

I feel like this would happen a lot

Idk i just feel like his kid with have a lot of rage against the world

Definitely not the first kid they sent to the hospital

He just sighs and asks the parents for their address to send an assorted fruit basket or smth

Secretly gives his kid a high five after hearing about the situation

Kenny 

He probably told his kid to beat the shit out of them ngl

“Always try to use your words. Unless it’s fucking Brianna. Then use your fist.”

Showed his kid to not tuck their thumb when they throw a punch

Lets out an audible “oh shit you fucked them up.” when they visit the kid

He trusts that his kid is able to assess situations and make good decisions

But is still a little like “okay you use your fist but like half the fist. I didn’t realize you were the fucking hulk”

Cartman

Dude is PROUD

The other parents better not DARE to try and reprimand him or his kid

The other kid’s parent bumps into him or something and he falls to the ground, sobbing and clutching his shoulder and claiming the other parent dislocated it or something

Threatens to sue THEM 

Now it’s a whole scene

Cartman’s in a wheelchair, acting as though gravity is slowly crushing him bc of the other parents

And they agree not to sue just to get him off their backs

He gets fucking lobster or something with his kid to celebrate

Butters

He is TERRIFIED to see the other parents

Definitely pays for any hospital bills though and apologizes that the situation got to that point

But when they start insulting his kid, he probably squares up because his kid wasn’t the one being a big stinking bully 

“Maybe if johnny wasn’t such a gosh darn dickhead to the others, he wouldn’t have gotten any bad karma?” 

After he leaves the hospital though he’s shaking like a fucking leaf dude

All his assertive energy for the week is SPENT

Takes his kid for a spa day so they can both relax or something lmao

[asteria7fics]

Let's be fucking fr you guys. Kenny definitely listens to Nickelback.

[tony-andonuts]

Imagine Kenny hanging out with the goth kids because he's dating Henrietta. A conversation is going on and they look at Kenny for what he thinks about the topic and it takes Kenny a while to register that they all actually care about what he thinks and wants to hear his thoughts. He's shocked at the respect and attention they actually give him.

Unfortunately only Henrietta and Firkle can understand what Kenny with his hood on is saying but Pete and Michael still want Kenny to feel included.

I am imagining it ouugghh 🥺🥺🥺🥺

I'm a bit drunk so I can't elaborate well rn lol but! If Ken didn't have his hood up they all would've seen the dumb (cute) smile on his face upon realising that others are genuinely interested in what he has to say

Also imagining Pete's autistic ass straining to piece together what Ken is saying ajdhdhdks

[deafeninggalaxycandy]

♡ okay so I'm trying to write south park stuff but I need topics to work with. prompts yk. if anybody has some let me know so I can work with it. I do nsfw and sfw pretty much anything. I just have writers block ♡

[ihatethiswebsite77]

Some people fr think that Kyle, Stan and Kenny all just completely despise Cartman and think of him as nothing but a nuisance who they have never nor will ever consider a friend.

And I'm like. Are you sure about that? 🤨

[everythingwasnormalhere]

HCs on a very stubborn OC/New Kid wanting to be/train as Mysterion's trusted sidekick.

This honestly was my SP OC before TFBW. XD

this is my 1st time doing sth like this sry if it sucks lmao XD

at first mysterion was completely against it

he! works! alone!

sure he hangs out with the other heroes sometimes but that doesn't mean he wants to be part of a team

so he rejects New Kid

a lot

but New Kid doesn't give up

he's out as mysterion? New Kid is following him

he's at school? New Kid helps him out with anything even if kenny doesn't want/need it

he's hanging out with the guys? New Kid is over there saying how cool mysterion is and how they'd love to be his sidekick

at some point mysterion gets pissed and asks them to leave him alone

New Kid answers that they won't

not unless mysterion trains them as his sidekick

mysterion gives up and accepts

since then New Kid is always hanging out with mysterion

he gives them advice sometimes but not too often

but eventually they become a welcome presence :)

a few times when New Kid's been sick and/or grounded so they couldn't be with mysterion, he felt super lonely

there's also been a great bunch of times in which mysterion's died for New Kid

so, yeah. they're a team now<3

[honknam]

[teen south park designs]

TW COLORED PEOPLE GASPP OMGG NOT PLAIN WHITE BOYS

(forgot to add games for cartman.)

[stargummiesxox]

hey guys! im drawing people's OC's (art for filler and hashtags)