#the manager is going to go n u c l e a r when she gets back from her fuckass cruise

[deus-ex-mona]

it’s ✨okay✨, right~?

[koushirouizumi]

{M A N K I N} ~ R E N x {A I N U!}H O R O H O R O "IN THE E N D" M U S I C (C) L I N K I N P A R K (+Bonus P i r i k a) as S u p p o r t (for Horo)

Short Summary: "T I M E is a V A L U A B L E T h i n g"

Warning: Contains spoilers for later Horo fights {O.G. Series}, {plus a later Ren fight} - The fight is a bit graphic, (blood shown at end) Please be careful watching by the end. {Ren revives in eps immediately after, so it's not actually perma-death, Horo just doesn't Know} *This is an OLD piece made 10+ yrs ago. {Please excuse L.Q. Footage}

*Any Lip-sync was unintentional, but since it actually fit well, it was kept in as filler. {Might be removed in any future r e-m a k e}

By Me {DO NOT RE-PRODUCE OR RE-UPLOAD WITHOUT MY PERMISSION} M U S I C © L.i.n.k.i.n P.a.r.k}

[waiterwaiterpercolator]

Nooo i JUST sat down and now i have only 2 minutes left of my break

[fallecupid]

VICTORIA NEUMAN | NSFW ALPHABET

: thanks for the request, in fact, writing about victoria was even easier than writing about donaldson.!!!

A — ( aftercare ) after sex, victoria often just hugs your body or whispers sweet nothings to reignite your excitation, but doesn't really mean it. also, it's definitely holy ground, like showering and changing cum-stained bedding.

B — ( body part ) neuman would be lying if she said it didn't matter. your neck, one of her few weaknesses, sometimes just wants to nuzzle into it and smell your scent or leave a couple of sweet hickeys on your delicate skin.

C — ( cum ) in particularly tense moments, it's not always possible to keep clean, so the white sheets of her soft bed suffer.

D — ( dirty secret ) victoria would like to practice role-playing or bdsm, it cannot be called a dirty secret, for she is not ashamed of her desires, but for some reason she has not yet voiced it.

E — ( experience ) you're not the first. victoria is definitely an experienced woman who knows where to stick her fingers in and where to run her tongue, yet you never have a slip of doubt that she's committed to one of her exes.

F — ( favourite position ) victoria prefers to fuck you while you sit on her lap, unable to pull away or be too willful. only to whimper into her neck and wriggle.

G — ( goofy ) victoria is pretty damn serious herself, but during sex she becomes more of a horny cat?

H — ( hair ) often, during sex, you tug victoria's hair, which is so damn attractive, she's ready to melt while your fingers slide through her thick curls.

I — ( intimacy ) she can afford to take you out to a restaurant or buy you any trinket, expressing her affection in this way. of course she can be romantic, if that's important to you.

J — ( jack off ) she herself doesn’t jerk off, she has damn little time for this, too much work and crap surrounding her on all sides. but watching you jerk off during sex is a different story, but it’s too typical when she doesn’t let you cum, right?

K — ( kink ) any kind of obedience. you often practice this and this kink has become too common in sex.

L — ( location ) it could be anywhere. whether it's her office or a bathroom stall, it depends.

M — ( motivation ) it doesn't take much for a warm feeling to build up in her lower abdomen, but she still particularly likes your boldness.

N — ( no ) victoria will never really hurt you. the woman is able to tell when you're languidly asking her to stop and when you're really uncomfortable.

O — ( oral sex ) she doesn't mind being sandwiched between your thighs while her tongue moistens your clit, listening to muffled moans.

P — ( pace ) victoria never rushes, slowly caressing you with her fingers while running her tongue over your naked skin. every touch is a tease.

Q — ( quickie ) absolutely not. no speed in sex.

R — ( risk ) she has no problem fucking you on the balcony of her office or squeezing you in a dark corner at an event.

S — ( stamina ) after all she's super, she has enough energy to fuck you once or twice, but then again if you're exhausted after the first time, she sees no point in continuing.

T — ( toys ) your sex with victoria is bad enough without having to spice it up with some kind of toy.

U — ( unfair ) victoria always does this, especially when you're ready to cum, she stretches that moment like a rubber, teasing you and provoking you at the same time.

V — ( volume ) surprisingly she doesn't like to make more noise than necessary, so she mostly whimpers into your hair or rubs against your chest at all.

W — ( wildcard ) when she's at a debate, more often than not, instead of being distracted by the sweaty men next to her, she's replaying your recent sex in her head while keeping her guard up.

X — ( x-ray ) —

Y — ( yearning ) something between 6-7/10 eventually she's a public figure, an active politician and her brain splits in two to keep it all in her head, need and work.

Z — ( Zzz ) victoria doesn't go to bed at once, she manages to work until the middle of the night, right after sex.

[willtheweaver]

Alpha-write

Thanks for the tag @the-golden-comet

A- At last, land on the horizon.

B- Building after building looked abandoned, as if no one had lived in them for years. All except for the last one. It was gaudily painted, and loud noises emanated from every crack.

C- Crabs…why? It did not seem fitting for the favorite Lieutenant of the Demon King to command an army of crabs.

D- “Dude, how long are you going to stand there?”

“Until either I get the high score, or the arcade owner kicks me out.”

E- Every head turned in the direction of the door. The hall fell silent. Jaws slacked, and some people even gasped at what they were seeing.

F- Flanders was hell. Every hour the din of the big guns could be heard, every shot that landed stirred up the mud and wire that lay for miles in between the trenches.

G- “Griefers? AGAIN??”

“It was your idea to try 2B2T!”

H- “How did you manage to graduate the Academy at the top of your class?”

“I cheated.”

I- “If I hear you recite Ozymandias one more time, I’m turning this car around”

J- “Jam? Where I come from, it would be jelly!”

“You Americans have always done things backwards!”

K- “Keep this between us, will you? No one needs to know what happened to the iguana.”

L- Laying between the house and safety was nearly three hundred yards of open field. There was no way she could run across it without attracting attention.

M- Messy would have been an understatement. The room looked like a bomb had gone off in it before a hurricane scattered and smashed everything that hadn’t already been destroyed.

N- No one left the room all day, or all night. The doors remained closed, and no amount of pleading or threatening would get the guards to open them. It was early afternoon the next day when it was announced that the council had reached a decision.

O- “Out of all the possible last words, you choose ‘I think I left the A/C on’?!”

P- Pools of water looked inviting, but they knew not to touch them. Plumes of steam and colorful extremophile bacteria were signs of water that was near boiling. The guide also told them that the water was highly acidic.

Q- Queens, Kings, Dukes, Ministers, and Presidents; all the world’s leaders were gathered inside.

R- “Really? An Anime about flower arranging?”

“Hey, it got good reviews, and it’s been renewed for five more seasons.”

S- Ship. Three masts, square-rigged with a gaff on the mizzen. Deep hold, crew probably about 200 or so, both sailors and officers. Armament of thirty four guns, equal to a Royal Navy frigate.

T- “Two over, carry the three, then shift back to letters, A becomes K, move every other line, and… seriously? This is such an important message and they didn’t bother to change the code?!”

U- “Underneath this bridge here is a troll.”

“It’s concrete, man.”

“You try and find something interesting in Seattle!”

V- Vendettas were nothing to laugh about. Everyone fell dead silent.

W- With all the noise going off, no one had noticed that the mimic had vanished.

X- “Xylophone? Seriously?”

“Would you rather me play kazoo?”

Y- Yet for all their bravery, the knights lacked wisdom. Had they a lick of sense, they wouldn’t have charged headlong at the masses ranks of halberds and crossbows.

Z- Zulu. Alpha. Kilo. Sierra. Lima. Echo. Echo—“Alright! Quit messing around with the flags, or you’ll get worse than double graveyard shift!”

Tagging @the-ellia-west @aintgonnatakethis @fortunatetragedy @eccaiia @paeliae-occasionally

@darkandstormydolls @words-after-midnight @tamiveldura @winterandwords @oh-no-another-idea and open tag

[densi-mber]

Just Give us a Reason to Compete

“I’m just saying, of the two of us, one is clearly a better speller than the other,” Deeks proclaimed as he and Kensi walked into the bullpen.

“Deeks, I misspelled one word. It’s not that big a deal,” Kensi insisted, tossing her bag onto her already crowded desk. Callen reached out to catch a bottle of lotion. “And that was autocorrect’s fault.

“Uh-huh. Sure.”

“Hey, guys,” Nell said. “Do we want to know what’s going on?

“Kensi can’t spell,” Deeks announced loudly, before Kensi could respond. She rounded on him with a glare, and Deeks grinned back at her. He could tell it wasn’t true anger, so he didn’t feel all that bad about teasing her.

“All right, that’s it. I challenge you to a spelling competition.”

“Ok, I’m in. What do I get if I win?”

“The knowledge that you’re the better speller?” Kensi said with a shrug.

“Nah, that’s not good enough,” Deeks decided. He thought for a moment. “If I win, I want control of the radio for a week.”

“Then I want you to make me frittata every morning for a week.”

“Deal.” Turning to face the rest of the team, who had been watching the conversation with varying levels of interest, Deeks asked, “Any other takers?”

Callen snorted. “Not a chance. Sam, you in?”

“Oh no, I already know my spelling abilities. I once won a state spelling competition in high school,” he said, a hint of pride in his voice.

“I thought you were a mathlete,” Callen commented.

“I was.” Sam jabbed a finger at him. “And no jokes.”

“I would never,” Callen said solemnly. “Though it is impressive that one man can hold so much geekiness within him. I think you’re running neck and neck with Beale.”

“He thinks that’s an insult,” Eric said wryly. “For the record, I am not beyond competing in a test of spelling acuity.”

“Nell?”

“I would, but I don’t think you guys could handle it,” she responded.

“Ooh, that sounds like a challenge, Jones. Why don’t you put your money, or similar compensatory item, where your mouth is?”

Nell stepped toe-to-toe with Deeks, standing as tall as she could.

“All right Mr. Deeks. I’ll participate, but you’ll regret it. And if I win, the losers will write all my expense summaries for the next week.”

“It’s a deal,” Deeks agreed.

“Oh, you’re going down hard,” Kensi goaded him. “I’m looking forward to breakfast in bed.”

***

“Alright Kensi, your word is “onomatopoeia”,” Callen called out, waiting as Kensi stepped forward. He’d been assigned the role of choosing and assigning words, mostly because Sam refused.

Eric had dropped out after three rounds with the word chiaroscurist. Personally, Deeks thought he’d done it on purpose, in deference to Nell. Deeks had nearly lost it with lachsschinken, but somehow managed to squeak through solely by chance.

Kensi correctly spelled her word; she looked decidedly tense, biting at her thumbnail in between turns. When it came back around to her again, Callen gave her the word “arachnophagous”.

“A-r-a-c-h-n-o-p-h-a-g,” Kensi started, then hesitated. “u-s?”

“Oh, I’m sorry, that is incorrect,” Callen said, not sounding sorry at all. “Now it’s just down to Deeks and Nell.”

“Damn it!” Kensi hissed, plopping into her seat.

“I can’t believe I’m watching this,” Sam mumbled.

“You got this, Nell,” Eric encouraged, then shot Deeks an apologetic look. “Sorry, man.”

“It’s ok, brother. I understand.”

“Ok Nell, your next word is “budgereegah”.

“Now you’re just making things up,” Deeks muttered even as Nell rattled off the apparently correct spelling liked she’d actually heard the word before.

“Excellent. Deeks, yours is “sesquipedalian”.”

“Awesome. Uh, s-e-s-a-u-i—p-e-d-a-l-i-e-n”.

“That is…incorrect,” Callen called out. “Congratulations, Nell. You’re the NCIS Office of Special Operations’ inaugural spelling bee winner.”

“That implies there’s going to be another one,” Sam commented under his breath.

“Nicely done, Nell,” Deeks congratulated her, and Nell accepted the praise with a nod.

“Thank you. And thank you for the week of expense reports. I will enjoy going home early.”

“It won’t be so bad with Eric and Kens helping. Right, Kensi?”

“Right,” Kensi said with a grimace. “Congrats Nell, but I was really looking forward to those breakfasts.”

“Well, there’s always next year,” Deeks said brightly.

***

A/N: This one was a bit sillier, but I hope you still enjoyed it. I think the team would compete for anything under the right conditions. Also, some of the words I used were selected from the national Spelling Bees list.

[unholydeukae]

Dami's Sex ABC

A - Aggressive (not in a violent way of course, but she knows what she wants and she makes that very clear) B - Bed sheets (she loves to ruin fresh bedding with her partner; she doesn’t shy away from period sex either) C - Control (no explanation needed I think :)) D - Deepthroat (being sucked off, obviously) E - Experimenting (bring up anything and she will most likely be on board with it) F - Fingering (look at her hands) G - Gagging (both hearing/feeling people gag around her cock/fingers and using gags on them) H - Handjob (receiving, she loves to see how hardly anyone can wrap their fingers completely around her) I - Impact play (giving) J - Jealous (not in a concerning way, more to make clear that she’s not happy when certain members go to someone else for sex too often, so she makes sure to make them cum extra hard the next time so they don’t “forget” about her skills) K - Kinky (are we surprised?) L - Leaving marks (bite marks, slap marks, tear stains…) M - Mirror sex (seeing her effects on the person from two perspectives and making them watch themselves - yes) N - Neck (her neck is very inviting and she knows it, but she definitely enjoys biting and leaving marks on other people’s necks) O - Overpowering (kinda figuratively because physically, she’s probably the weakest member but she still manages to make the others submit to her) P - Possessive (she likes to claim what’s hers - even if it’s just for the night) Q - Quiet (she obviously talks when she doms, but always in a low voice) R - Raw sex (good thing the members are all on the pill/other contraceptives because finishing inside them is one of her favourite things; same goes for eating pussy etc.) S - Somnophilia (consensual, of course; waking someone up with sex/being woken up by it is a secret weak spot) T - Threesome (she can handle two subs just as well as a co-dom or someone in the middle) U - Uninhibited (both with her (hip) movements and the way she acts) V - Visual kink (the traces of her doings makes her horny again immediately) W - With clothes on (seeing stains on clothes or knowing they leak her cum into their panties…) X - Sex with a brat she can tame (certified brat tamer™ who enjoys sex the most when her sub is acting up and she has to make them submit to her) Y - Yoohyeon-sexual (who else would she live out her anal fantasies with?) Z - Zap (as in “destroy” - metaphorically of course; and as in “drive/verve”)

[muffinsin]

Greetings! Decided to do the NSFW alphabet challenge with Daniela! ;)

Let’s get into it!

Masterlist

A- Aftercare

Cuddling!! She loves to bask in her lover’s warmth and even fall asleep cuddled up under the heavy covers and blankets, often still naked

B- Body part

Favorite body part of hers: her Chest and thighs. Having the largest cleavage of her sisters and the softest and fleshiest thighs, she knows how to work them quite well

Favorite body part of others: their Chest also, her partner’s nipples especially in the case of breasts

C- Cum

Dani’s a creamer and squirter at times and can make quite a mess! She has a huge thing for swallowing cum too

D- Dirty secret

Despite seeming like the sweet, innocent youngest daughter of Alcina Dimitrescu, Daniela likes to try a variety of new kinks at times, especially in public

E- Experience

Has the most experience out of her sisters, on both, the receiving and giving side. She enjoys both almost equally much, but can be a massive brat

F- Favorite position

She loves to be taken from behind, but goes crazy when she is teased from under the table

G- Goofy

Extremely goofy most of the time, even during punishments, she will giggle every now and then

H- Hair

Completely dependent on her feel and motivation for the day. Might be a trimmed or full bush for one week, then be completely shaven the next, even have it trimmed into

I- Intimacy

Very intimate, with many kisses and cuddles, during and after the experience

J- Jack off

Dani’s sex drive is very high, unsurprisingly, as she loves to read filthy stories and scenes in her romance books. She barely uses her fingers to get off though and often retreats to her room at random times during the day to get off using her toys

K- Kink

Given her curious nature she has many kinks, although she loves exhibitionism and voyeurism and would probably state those are her favorites among a praise and bondage kink

L- Location

Public places! Especially the dinner hall, if she is played with and stimulated from under the table

M- Motivation

Dirty talk or teasing. Whether dominant or submissive, she responds to dirty talk and teasing, especially if toys are involved. Additionally, she often gets random sexual fantasies during the day that have her squirm

N- No

Scat or urine, otherwise she is open and curious about nearly everything, every kink and location

O- Oral

Loves giving it! She won’t ever turn down the offer of receiving it

P- Pace

Very slow and sensual, although if she is teased or especially needy, she will hope for a fast and rough session of lovemaking

Q- Quickie

A big fan of them!! She’ll want them as often as she can!

R- Risk

She is an extreme risk taker as it comes to things in public. She thrives off the humiliation and risk of getting caught with her loved one

S- Stamina

It varies, although she has a lot of it. She will easily ask for round after round when she is on top, and simply demand and take what she wants if she is particularly worked up. Being the one on the receiving end, she can go for a few couple of rounds

T- Toys

Has the biggest toy collection out of her family members. Her favorites include a strap, vibrating dildo and vibrating nipple clamps

U- Unfair

Although she behaves quite seductively and like quite the siren, teasing is her favorite past time ;)

V- Volume

She manages to stay surprisingly quiet, even the toughest orgasms only draw quiet moans and whimpers from her

W- Wild card

Has a surprising liking towards petplay, as a dom, yet also as a submissive

X- X-Ray

Smooth, lean skin with a few muscles here and there. She’s overall very soft

Y- Yearning

Very high, very often ;)

Z- zzz

Loves to cuddle up and sleep after a long session with her partner

[ewanmitchellcrumbs]

Genyen/Shawn NSFW Alphabet

A= Aftercare (what they’re like after the act)

Looking to see if his partner has fallen asleep yet so he can rifle through their purse/wallet.

B= Body part (favorite body part their own or their lovers)

Genyen likes his arms and shoulders - he could easily wear a t-shirt under his Buddhist robe, but he likes the way it shows them off, so he doesn't bother.

He's a boob man. He gives some spiritualist bullshit reason, stating there's profound joy in a woman's ability to nourish her child with the body from which she birthed it, but really he just wants his lips around some nips. Constantly ogling.

C= Cum (anything that has to do with it)

Genyen loves shooting a load over his partner and watching the way it coats their skin - especially if he manages to get their tits.

D= Dirty secret (Pretty self explanatory)

The yoga practice he insists upon every morning isn't really to align his or his partner's chakras - it's so he can align his eyes with their bum in a pair of leggings.

E= Experience (do they know what they’re doing)

Shawn's scamming has taken him around the world - he's dicked a lot of people down along the way, so he knows what he's doing.

F= Favorite position

The Lotus. He says it's tantric, when really it just allows for his partner to bounce on his dick and puts their boobs at mouth level for him.

G= Goofy (how serious are they)

He'll treat it like it's a "spiritual" experience, but really just wants to get in those guts.

H= Hair (grooming habits)

He buzzes off the hair on his head - the hair down there is naturally negligible, so he doesn't bother doing anything with it.

I= Intimacy (in the moment romantic or rough/dirty)

He'll start out on the premise of being romantic, but as soon as he's caught up in the moment gets rough and is spouting all sorts of filth - "this pussy is the path to liberation" etc.

J= Jack off (do they masturbate and how often)

Every time he showers.

K= Kink (kinks what they like possibly unusual)

Somnophilia - loves being woken up with head, similarly will get things going with his partner before they've fully woken up (with prior consent, of course)

L= Location (where they like to get it on)

He's really not fussy, if the mood takes him then he goes with the flow.

M= Motivation (things that makes them tick/turn ons)

Cleavage, nipples showing through clothing. A good bum in a form fitting pair of yoga pants. Kisses to his neck and jawline drive him wild.

N= No (turnoffs or absolutely won’t do)

Genyen is pretty freaky, so there's not much he won't do. Turned off by anything that takes him out of the moment - i.e. "where is this going?" "what does our future look like?" "where has my bank card gone?"

O= Oral (receiving or giving and how skillful they are)

Genyen loves eating pussy and, likewise, loves being sucked off. He's a big fan of the 69 for this very reason.

P= Pace (how fast they are and how long they last in bed)

He can last a while, will start slow and gradually increase the pace.

Q= Quickie (do they prefer fast and hard)

Genyen is down for anything - if his partner wants fast and hard then that's what they'll get, he just likes to smash.

R= Risk (do they like to try new things)

Genyen is ALL about exploration, so he's down for whatever.

S= Stamina (how many times they can go and how long each round lasts)

He's basically a Duracell bunny - he'll keep going for as long as his partner can stand.

T= Toys (are they game for using sex toys on themselves or lovers)

Despite his adventurous nature, he doesn't like outside interference - when your body is a wonderland already, why do you need additional distractions?

U= Unfair (how do they tease or do they enjoy suspense themselves)

Genyen considers teasing bad karma, but only if he's on the receiving end of it. He is constantly teasing his partner. Cupping their clothed crotch and adding gentle pressure, while whispering "do you feel enlightened today?" before walking away with a smirk. Bastard.

V= Volume (are they loud, what sounds, and do they talk)

Genyen is a dirty talker, but moans like a slut when he's getting close.

W= Wild card (random sincannon of any sort)

Is a big fan of making his partner taste their own cooking - i.e. going down on them and then kissing them afterwards, pulling his fingers out of them and having them suck them clean, etc.

X= X-ray (what’s down below in dem pants)

7.5 inches - he's packin'.

Y= Yearning (sexdrive level)

Extremely high and not afraid to make it his partner's problem.

Z= Zzzz (do they sleep after if so how quickly after)

He stays awake so he can have a cheeky rummage for loose change once they've gone to sleep.

[almostgigi]

Musician!reader - her album

Cw: cursing, sexism, period talk, very lil of Eddie.

After serious accusations on his manager being a complete asshole and a sexist pig against other women and reader herself, she releases her first album on her own domain. Femininity is a cry of "enough", a beating to all the men who think they are better than women just because they are men.

Eddie helps reader with the media and marketing for the album to be heard as is an album made only by women and has no record label.

G I R L M A T H - is a silly little song about women and the things they do in daily life. The concept has been shared on social media and is a current meme in the fandom. But also works as a reminder that we are as smart as you even when we use silly concepts for the things we do.

W I F E M A T E R I A L - the reason reader made this song is because her manager told her once that no matter how many good man she dated, she'll never be wife material, she'll never be enough for them to consider her as more than a beautiful body and a pretty face. This is her comeback.

C O C K T A I L D R E S S E S - third song on the album is about all the things women can do while looking pretty, aka the cocktail dresses.

C O R S E T A N D M A K E U P - almost the same concept as the one before, this song talks about how women has been under the pressure of using things like corsets and makeup to look pretty before, going through the memory of important women like Marie Antoinette, powerful queens all around the world, miss world beauty pageants and more, but now we are free to use them only if we want to.

T H E M A I D - fifth song on the album starts with a man's voice, aka Eddie, saying "I know babe but I'm so tired, just clean it, that's your job anyway" followed by a loud scream and the song starts blasting. Being more of a rock song, talks about how men see us sometimes as "the maid" wanting us to do everything around the house but they never help with the chores.

G R W M or G E T R E A D Y W I T H M E - sixth song in the album and the main single that started everything, the song talk about getting ready to go get revenge. In the music video we can se reader waking up and brushing her teeth, following her skincare routine and her makeup routine as well as her choosing the outfit of the day while she sings the song looking at the camera.

O P P R E S S I O N - a song about nothing more than the oppression women stand every day since existence.

O V E R R E A C T I N G - as queen herself Taylor Swift said "a man is allowed to react, a women can only overreact".

M O O D Y - how many times we had a temper and men accused us of being on our period? more than I want to admit. This song is about being moody, doing what we want because we can and not because we are in a mood thanks to our period.

I <3 H E R - last song on the album and the lost personal one, talks about her and her mother. Is a love letter to the women who gave her life and to all the mothers in the world.

[ateezivy]

learn the alphabet with ivy (updated)

warning! jokes about drugs and killing (this is how she copes with her trauma😭)

A is for…

‘ass shakin on a tuesday?’

‘ask hongjoong if we can get mcdonald’s for dinner’

‘as a mingi enthusiast, i can confirm’

B is for…

‘but did i die?’

‘bonita’

‘boxing was fun until i almost broke my wrist-‘

C is for…

‘cause i said so’

‘cute is overrated, i like looking like i just killed someone-‘

‘call me when i actually care, wooyoung’

D is for…

‘don’t follow me, i won’t be running away. i’m going to the store…’

‘driving is easy, these losers are just lazy. AINT THAT RIGHT YUNHO???’

‘did someone say le sserafim?’

E is for…

‘eggplant emoji? boy what-‘

‘extra ice please’ ‘but seonghwa hyung asked for light-‘ ‘i said extra’

‘even if i die, keep performing’ ‘ivy no-‘

F is for…

‘frogs are innocent beings.’

‘for the LOVE OF GOD SAN SHUT UP’

‘felix said otherwise.’

G is for…

‘god would want me to’

‘going to the gym is so much work, but i’m forced to’

‘guys, i think i started my period…’ *cue panic*

H is for…

‘hongjoongie-oppa says i’m brilliant’ ‘he told you that so you would shut u-‘ ‘san no one asked for your input’

‘how did you manage to make jongho cry bruh-‘

‘how big is his-‘ ‘olivia!’ ‘-house…’

I is for…

‘i’m fearless’ *after getting scared by yunho*

‘i feel bonita’

‘if i have to dance to this song on more time-‘

J is for…

‘just say you hate me already’

‘jongho is my best friend, sometimes’

‘jimin would be my friend.’

K is for…

‘killing people is only okay sometimes’

‘kites still exist??’

‘KITTIES’

L is for…

‘lost me at the word running’

‘look at me’ *slaps san*

‘living is breathing.’

M is for…

‘mingi my dearest’

‘my type? mingi.’

‘my mom told me not to do it, but my mom is also a drug addict so-‘

N is for…

‘no money’

‘no ice cream for you mr. park’

‘nayeon-unnie is cooler than you’

O is for…

‘oh jolly pirate’

‘oh brother, this fool again’ *san walks in*

‘oh, i like yeosang more’

P is for…

‘people think im innocent. that’s cute’

‘pipe down’

‘poop doopy’

Q is for…

‘quit looking at me like that, you’re gonna make me vomit’

‘quiet, i think i hear god’

‘quit talking, i’m trying to listen to itzy!!!’

R is for…

‘right, and i’m beyoncé.’

‘right hand man, jongho. not you’ *cut to wooyoung frowning’

‘rings. blings. and all that’

S is for…

‘silence, who died?’

‘snow snow snow snow snow snow sno-‘ *yeosang throws a snowball at her*

‘sweet. can we go home now?’

T is for…

‘tomorrow is a new day, a new slay’

‘teen beach movie has one of the best soundtracks’

‘they see me rollin, they hatin-‘

U is for…

‘uvula shot’ *shows camera yunhos uvula*

‘under the seaaa. under the seeeaaa. darling is betTA down where it weTTA’

‘uhm, be so fucking for real right now…’

V is for…

‘very good morning my loves’

‘van… gogh’ *van starts moving*

‘valid point, too bad i don’t care’

W is for…

‘wow, and here i thought i was the idiot’

‘where is my food servants’ *acting a scene for a show*

‘why am i here. i need to go home. i, i need to go.’

X is for…

‘xoxo, go piss girl’

‘x-rays helped see the shape of dna’ ‘it’s 2 am. go to bed.’

x’s and the o o o’s they HAUNT me’

Y is for…

‘you have no idea what you’re talking about do you?’

‘yo, chill out brother’

‘yes, i do love my members. yes, i do hate my members. family.’

Z is for…

‘zoom zoom, hop in hotties’

‘zebras. are the white with black stripes. or black with white stripes’

‘zooweemama am i right?’

taglist: @atolua @skzfairies @itzy-eve @cixrosie @stopeatread @alixnsuperstxr @smh-anon

[miraiq]

The rat often calls him and idiot, and it makes him a n g r y every damn time. But.. but maybe this time Yuki was right. The ginger was, in f a c t , a dumbass. Or perhaps a coward would be more accurate a title. Look he was n e r v o u s -- OKAY!! God back o f f . Can you blame him for being too anxious to committing to not only g e t t i n g a gift for Tohru.. but actually having to hand it over to her? Plus---- P l u s ! How could he give it to her when the brunette is constantly surrounded by people? He g e t s it, she is a shining light in all of their lives. But is it t o o d a m n much to ask for like five fucking minutes with her?

So here Kyo is, standing outside her room a f t e r dinner and everyone is left to their own devices with the gift he managed to buy her from some random shop the lad doesn't even r e m e m b e r the name of. Kyo had just been walking by and out of the c o r n e r of his eye saw something shiny ( his cat brain couldn't resist the temptation to investigate ). It was a pretty h a i r c l i p , even if it was simple in design and materials- and took an i m m e d i a t e step into the shop to inquire about purchasing it.

It was w e i r d that it was shaped to resemble a cat.. wasn't it? That he, the poor soul being c u r s e d by the spirit of the cat, wanted to provide a gift in the same image as himself...? Yeah. Definitely w e i r d . That possibly aided in his hesitation to actually give the hair accessory to Tohru. Giving her a present, and having it almost seem like some sort of weird animalistic c l a i m ? Definitely odd. Oh boy. You know what- doesn't matter! Even if he w a s n ' t the unluckiest person currently on the p l a n e t because he was The Cat, he still would have chosen the same gift! It was a n i c e color, and the cartoonish cat motif matched her c u t e nature.. it suited her-- has nothing to do with him in the slightest! Thank you very much!

Her door was left a j a r, light pouring out the cracks- which let Kyo at least know he had a chance to see her, as she was still a w a k e . If Tohru's door had been closed, then he would have smacked himself for being such a w u s s by taking too long that he's going to be even later with his gift. Or he could have l e f t the tiny bag that the gift was in b e s i d e her door.. with her name on it, so she knew it was for h e r ---- Not now. Now, he has an o p p o r t u n i t y to seize!

Kyo gave a firm knock to the door, waiting until he heard a ' c o m e i n " from the lass, and proceeded to do just so, pushing the door out of the way and forcing his feet f o r w a r d before he could back out again. The hand hidden inside his jacket pocket clenches as his nerves s p i k e d , determined to push through it and just do what he came to. So he did-- albeit abruptly, j o l t i n g his arm forward that had the tiny giftbag so it was almost directly in her face probably so he didn't have to look Tohru in the eyes and die right on the spot.

❛ Look.. I.. I know I'm l a t e -- But..

Happy Birthday.. and all that.. ❜

@musingmemories

[uponawhitehorse13]

Lambda-11 SFW alphabet

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

She's a bit stiff but she'd show affection by learning about your interests.

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

Very helpful, always offering solutions to your problems.

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

Really enjoys cuddles but doesn't really know how to cuddle back.

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

She'd be great at organizing things in the home or managing your budget. Her cooking is incredibly bland though. You can teach her to cook however she will always perfectly replicate what you taught her including the mistakes leading to you needing to teach her all over again.

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

She'd be very formal about it and harbor no resentment.

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

She doesn't really get it. Needs a lot of different people to explain how meaningful it is.

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

She's very blunt with her comments but she means no harm.

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

She loves hugs but also doesn't really know how to hug back. Squeeze her hard she loves it.

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

She'd say it rarely, at very quiet conntemplative moments.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

Don't think she can get jealous. Doesn't pick up on flirting unless someone is very direct and even then she'd just bluntly clear up the situation.

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

She gives simple, short and chaste kisses. Except that one time when she stumbled upon some questionable literature and ended up licking your face and drooling all over you leaving you very confused.

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

She'd be kinda boring to children but she'd always have an answer to any question no matter how dumb or ankward.

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

She usually wakes up earlier and watches you while you're sleeping. It calms her for some reason.

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

She likes to cuddle and watch nature documentaries before going to bed or sometimes she reads to you. However she doesn't like space documentaries. They make her feel gloomy.

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

She wouldn't bring up anything by herself but if you asked her anything she'd answer with complete honesty.

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

Don't think she can get angry? And even if she could she could never be mad at you.

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

Great memory, remembers every detail you ever share about yourself.

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

Strangely enough it was your first hug. She didn't know why but it mad eher feel something she never felt before and it pushed her to get closer to you.

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

Seemingly not that bad but when even something as small as a wasp approaches you she's in combat mode.

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

She'd never know what to do so she'd go to Noel and her friends, Kokonoe and Tager or even Nu for advice. Sometimes it turns out great and sometimes the results are " confused"

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

Often hyperfocuses and forgets about her and your needs. You need to remind her to take a rest, have a snack or drink etc.

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

Doesn't really care much but will let you pick her outfit if you want to match.

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

She doesn't know it but if you were gone she'd be left with a massive hole inside her.

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

She has a little bug terrarium she takes care of.

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

She doesn't like when you give her conflicting information it confuses her.

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

When she's sleeping alone she has a plushie and a weighted blanket so she feels like she's with you.

[hangmansgbaby]

Puck Around and Find Out

A TGM Hockey AU

The San Diego Daggers has together for 5 years and the players have grown extremely close. And with a close team comes with everyone being there to witness every step of your life. Read along as the Daggers work through major moments in their's and each other’s lives.

| Meet the Team |

*listed in timeline order*

P U C K I N G F I N A L L Y Playlist | Taglist

Javy Machado x Natasha Trace | Prequel | Javy and Nat had been on again, off again since freshman year of college, ending on off again at the time of graduation. A year later, Nat is in desperate need of a date to her cousin’s wedding where everyone is convinced her and Javy have been together for the last year and a half, including her parents. Javy agrees to pretend so long as Nat tells them they broke up soon after. A weekend together though may just make them change their minds, but will they say something or just let the opportunity for something more serious pass them by?

R O Y A L L Y P U C K E D Playlist | Taglist

Jake Seresin x Layne Thomas (Athletic Trainer) | Layne Thomas is the new physical therapist for the San Diego Daggers but on day one, she runs into an all too familiar face, who is also the captain of the Daggers. Jake Seresin, who met Layne by chance in Denver, Colorado after a game, has nonstop thought of her ever since that one night and now she’s here before him in San Diego. Jake pines after his Denver girl while Layne does everything to ignore his advances, even going as far to show more interest in his alternate captain despite her own feelings for him blooming.

W H A T T H E P U C K Playlist | Taglist

Bradley Bradshaw x Riley "Racer" St. James (Dagger Ice Girls Captain) | Riley St James is the captain of the Dagger Ice Girls and long time friend, recently turned girlfriend, of Alt Captain Bradley Bradshaw. When Bradley’s ex shows up and drops a baby in his arms before leaving, Bradley’s entire world is flipped upside down. Between Bradley’s new found fatherhood and the possibility of losing her spot on the team, Racer has to work hard to prove she is still a devote girlfriend and worthy of her spot as an Ice Girl.

P U C K I N G S H O T S Playlist | Taglist

Bob Floyd x Beatrice "Bug" St. James (Team Photographer) | The SD Dagger photographer sees every side of of the team, but her favorite view is Bob Floyd. The sweet, wouldn’t hurt a fly boy is one of the toughest goalies in the game and Bug has he sights, and lens, set on him and she’s willing to break every rule in the handbook to win him over.

B E Y O N D P U C K E D Playlist | Taglist

Mickey Garcia x Mia Floyd (Dancer) | Bob’s sister, Mia Floyd, just moved to San Diego to be apart of a local dance troupe and catches the eye of one Mickey Garcia. Despite being labeled off limits by her older brother, Mickey can’t help to try his hardest to win over the dancer.

S O C I A L P U C K S Playlist | Taglist

Reuben Fitch x Jessica "Click" Monroe (Social Media Manager) | Jessica Monroe has been the social media manager for the Daggers since their inception. Although her strict no player/coworker policy, a scandal involving Reuben Fitch’s name breaks out and the only way to save his image is to convince the world he is long since taken, only… the press seems to have a different plan that the PR team.

[scpwiki-official]

.:)

A: Alleviate - How do they go about relieving persistent physical pain?

warm showers and heat packs if available

B: Bedridden - How do they behave when they’re sick?

forest animal coded they immediately try to find somewhere warm to curl up and sleep

C: Cling - Whose physical touch is considered most welcome in their minds when they are in need? Is there a specific type of touch they respond well to?

in the post containment era nearly everyone in the scpolycule (except iceberg its nothing personal xe is just cold) also they are so weak for headpats

D: Deathbed - How would they react if they realized they may not recover from their injuries?

they get really quiet and try to conceal their injury's until they can find somewhere quiet to die

E: Emergency - What is their gut reaction when someone they care about is hurt?

panic and aggression they are terrified of losing anyone else

F: Fight - Are there circumstances under which they would not accept treatment or care? If so, what are they?

they hate any form of medical care they do have to be sedated sometimes

G: Ghosts - How has their past shaped the kind of comfort they respond to best?

.:)

H: Home - What things (objects, sensations or people) remind them they’re safe after a scary situation?

ukelele insists that they (collectively) keep his coat on their bed its covered in rips and holes and is not wearable but it makes him feel safe.

Francis collects dried flowers and herbs (lavender is his favorite )

clef just has its shotgun which it talks to (objectum swag)

I: Isolation - How do they soothe themselves when no one is around to soothe them?

they talk to eachother! and if they cant talk they just make creature noises (whimpering trilling ect)

J: Joy - When was the first time they were truly happy after going through something terrible?

during their containment they we're put into this enrichment program where they and few other well behaved humanoids got to go on a supervised walk outside it was the first time in a month that it got to just sit in the sun

K: Kindness - Do they believe they deserve the comfort they receive? Why or why not?

they honestly believe that they are incapable of deserving love even from eachother

L: Levity - What or who helps them take their mind off of the circumstances?

they love looking out of windows sometimes there's even a bird and thats like the highlight of their day

N: Nostalgia - What things that comforted them as a kid still work today? Does anyone know that?

they had plush fawn as a child and they managed to keep it until they got contained and they managed to get it back when they started working (sugarcube reference)

O: Overworked - Who or what tells them to stop working and take care of themselves?

Rights actually! she often drags them out to go eat with her

P: Please - Have they ever begged for someone to comfort or stay with them? What was that incident like?

once they begged kondraki to stay the night with them after a bad episode they refused to talk to her about it afterwards

Q: Questions - Are they eager to talk about what or why they’re hurting? Why or why not?

no

R: Relief - How do they react to the realization that they will soon be fully recovered?

they are apprehensive they've never been fully well before so they dont know who they are without the horrors

S: Scared - What would it take for them to admit that they’re scared?

not much they almost never convey their fear verbally however their body language often betray their emotions ( the consequences of having big fluffy deer ears)

T: Time - How long does it take for them to feel better after an ordeal or illness? Do they tend to lie about how soon they feel better?

due to their tendency to just sleep when they are sick they often recover quickly they also absolutely lie about not being sick

U: Ugly - What part of their recovery process are they ashamed of, if any?

they cry and make really embarrassing noises when they are injured or sick

V: Valiant - Has anyone told them they were brave for facing what they did? How would they react if someone did?

this happens alot actually especially when they were contained it always catches them of guard

W: Why? - How did they process what happened to them?

they didnt!

Y: Yearn - What gesture, person or thing do they desperately want, but would never actually ask for?

they really just want to be loved and to feel safe

Z: Zero - What is the best way to comfort them without touching them?

singing to them or talking quietly

[honeybewrites]

Alphabet Write Tag

Thank you @willtheweaver for the tag!!

Rules: For every letter of the alphabet, comprise a sentence/short paragraph beginning with that letter

All of these, except for Q, X, and Z, are out of context sentences I pulled from EoWC, specifically from one scene. And by scene I mean *checks document* 5k words that happens at some unspecified time in the like book 3 or something. Good luck trying to discern anything from this!

A- “Aren’t you going to try to fight?”

B-  Blurry letters covered in white, etched into wood.

C- Consciousness was painful.

D- Did she still have legs?

E- Especially when they couldn’t confirm they would get her.

F- Finally enough to draw blood, but nowhere near the force needed to kill her.

G- “Get up!” Master Gerd’s voice snarled at her.

H- Her mission was to kill them.

I- It would be over far sooner than what the Mors would allow her to die.

J- “Jus’… do it.”

K-  Keep her eyes on Rage and keep walking.

L-  Like mild electrocution.

M- Maybe she should call him?

N- No sound reached her ears other than the screaming of pain in her head.

O- “Oh, sweetheart… how did this happen?"

P- “Pl-pl-please! M-M-M’s-sr’y!”

Q- Quietly going from room to room.

R- Rage hadn’t noticed her pathetic display of weakness.

S- She hated herself for it.

T- Training until she collapsed, drinking her way to oblivion, there had been times on missions where she had intentionally slipped, just to feel the pain.

U- Upon realizing he was fully restrained, he glared up at her.

V- Vision blurring, teeth chattering… maybe it was just the temperature.

W- With more effort than opening her eyes should require, she somehow managed to drag them open.

X- Xenophobia was common among High Mirralians.

Y- “You think that’s going to make me not want to kill you?”

Z- Zodiacs were a popular part of Ketaaweese culture; a part that they had never understood.

Tagging @kaylinalexanderbooks @halfbakedspuds @fractured-shield @nczaversnick @yourpenpaldee and anyone else who wants to hop on!!