#the man has a physical form???
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Video
tumblr
incredibly fucked up candy
#100 likes and he goes to heaven ( my premolars )#this whole bag was an ok experience i thought the variety would be nice#and it was! but everything that wasn't the chewy balls fucked my teeth#also just. look at this fucking texture#this was purchased a month prior so the stickiness is forgivable#BUT ITS SO SOLID. YOU ARE CALLING THIS FOOD?#if maoams could calm the fuck down thatd be great#snackscapades#maoam#maoam joystixx#gosh golly gee it me#the man has a physical form???
1 note
·
View note
Text
#the man has no physical form !!#shut up shut up I know there's fanart and he can actually astral project now just ignore it#I'm guilty of it too just play along#malevolent#malevolent podcast#arthur lester#john malevolent#john doe malevolent#malevolent john
566 notes
·
View notes
Text
kon canonically goes to clark just to bitch about his rogues gallery and you people have the audacity to suggest they have a bad relationship. smh
#rimi talks#''clark had mixed feelings about kon'' actually kon is the reason clark has a shortcut to urbandictionary on his home screen.#like clark knows ''all about'' scavenger from kon. do you ever think about this#i don't know if it was a phone call or if kon physically came over to metropolis or clark did a flyby to hawaii#but in SOME way shape or form. kon has given clark a thorough bitching session about this one old man. and i think that's beautiful#if it was in person i just know he made clark buy him a milkshake too. guy who sits there posing in weird ways and going sluuuurp#like in the trial of superman when they're having their briefing. but this time clark gets to see it.
99 notes
·
View notes
Note
does rabies play a role in wardi perceptions of dogs?
Yes it does for sure
Mentioned this briefly in another post, but rabid animals are interpreted as being animals that have killed and/or eaten a person and are now possessed by their ghost (who has been prevented from moving on to the afterlife through their corpse's desecration and consumption, and twisted into a very powerful evil spirit). Being bitten by one may pass the spirit on to the bite victim.
The animal, whose body has been ravaged by the physical disease enabled by possession, soon dies, and the bite victim is now possessed by the same evil spirit (which has taken on traits of their host animal via inhabiting its body). Victims of bites who start exhibiting symptoms will VERY often commit suicide or be killed by others, to the point that human deaths directly due to rabies running its full course is relatively rare- one who is fully possessed by an evil spirit has their afterlife in jeopardy and will likely be trapped as a wandering ghost under the spirit's control, and killing oneself before the possession fully takes hold will be preferable to most. It's better than a tormented eternity as a soul trapped in the world of a living, deprived of rest among loved ones and God's full domain in the afterlife.
Feral dogs are by far the most frequently encountered rabid animals and are uniquely associated with this type of possession, sometimes to the point that most other rabid animals encountered are assumed to have themselves been bitten by feral dogs (ie a beloved and well bred hunting dog who becomes rabid certainly has not eaten human flesh, so must have been bitten by a feral dog (which, in practice, is often correct)),
This heavily reinforces cultural disdain for feral dogs as all-around unlikable, unclean, diseased animals, and bites on humans (whether actually by a rabid animal or not) will often be responded to by mass localized culls. In villages, towns, and small cities, this is usually done by members of the public, but most major cities have specially devoted dog hunters who respond to reports of possible rabid animals, other problem dogs, and potential man-dogs (see next paragraph). In Godsmouth, this position is of enough importance that a certified dog hunter will be issued their own firearm, which they can legally carry while out on culls.
This is also the source of regional lycanthrope-esque folklore- someone who becomes fully possessed and is strong enough to fight off the physical disease associated will now become completely under the control of a doglike evil spirit and behave like a vicious wild dog, becoming a man-dog. (In reality, there is no rabies vaccine here and someone who has been bitten by a rabid animal has virtually no chance of survival unless they are lucky enough to avoid the infection to begin with).
Most variants of the folklore include that the possessed human physically transforms into a dog (depending on folklore this is either permanent, or the man-dog is human during the day and a dog at night). The man-dog then wanders at night, killing people and livestock as their possessing spirit compels them. Man-dogs do NOT spread their possession or create other man-dogs via bites, but are instead dangerous as particularly violent and bloodthirsty beasts that kill at random and mutilate the bodies of their victims.
Man-dogs may mate with normal feral dogs. The resulting pups are mundane, but assumed to be unusually powerful and vicious. In theory they should be killed, but believed man-dog feral pups are sometimes adopted to be kept as guard dogs, to be used in combat, or for dogfighting.
Vagrants (especially those that are mentally ill or otherwise have difficulties with communication) unlucky enough to be caught up in a man-dog scare may be accused of being the beast in human daylight form, and become victims of mob violence. Actual dogs accused of being man-dogs are usually not rabid (a man-dog would have fought off the physical disease and not exhibit symptoms), but rather healthy and notably aggressive individuals, especially those known to have attacked or killed people. There are no surefire visual methods of identifying a man-dog, though a dog having particularly human-shaped eyes is compelling evidence.
Note my dog's relatively narrow, humanlike eyes, visible whites, and haunted, distant gaze. This may very well be a man-dog.
Once killed, a man-dog (whether in human form or dog form) should be buried in barren earth (which prevents spiritual contamination and 'traps' the spirit in the ground) and the ground should be consecrated by a priest to prevent any chances of the spirit wandering further. Anyone who has touched the body should undergo a full purification and blessing to remove any lingering attachments and impurities.
There are also (rarer) man-lions, man-wolves ('wolves' here are naturalized wild descendants of ancient domestic dogs), man-jackals, man-hyenas, man-king hyena, etc. An individual wild predator that is NOT rabid but shows an uncharacteristic propensity for killing and eating people is often assumed to be a possessed and transformed person. These wild variants are equally feared, but may garner a sort of terrified respect and awe that is not afforded to man-dogs.
This is especially the case for man-lions (given lions are highly venerated animals in this cultural sphere). They will be hunted and killed just the same as other assumed man-beasts, but their bodies may instead be cremated with the same full rites as a human- a proper funeral as an act of respect for the slain foe may cause the man-lion spirit to be soothed and to favor its killers, and remain as a localized guardian, patrolling its territory like a lion and fighting off malicious spirits and living man-beasts. This specific treatment is unique to lions, as they are the only potential man-eaters widely held as sacred, and this sacred quality may allow the evil of their possessing spirit to be tempered and shifted into benevolence via proper respect.
#Basically:#Rabid animal: has consumed the flesh of a human and is possessed by their warped evil spirit and riddled with disease#Person who has contracted rabies: the evil spirit has passed onto them and their body is diseased. They will almost certainly die.#Man-beast: folkloric result of the (hypothetical) survival of a full rabies infection. The person is fully possessed and physically#transforms into the spirit's animal form and will be compelled to kill and eat people.#imperial wardin
121 notes
·
View notes
Text
insane to me that in all the time people have been feeding me jiang cheng propaganda, no one told me that man is a single PTA mom to the core
#this man not only took the girl scout cookie order form to the office but personally bought cases upon cases of thin mints#jiang cheng banned from the T-ball field after physically brawling with the umpire over a lost game#jiang cheng real creator of every single one of jin ling's science fair projects#jiang cheng in the back row filming every single performance and sports game of jin ling's#this man has led every bake sale and sneers at the other single moms in the jianghu for their subpar baking skills#i don't think he's above knifing another mom. i don't. the theme of the winter carnival is stab-worthy if the mom's takes are bad enough#i am on chapter four of mdzs
69 notes
·
View notes
Text
[x]
#daniil medvedev#theres not much to say other than hes clearly burnt out#like okay i sillypost about his form but i obviously actually care about him and want him to enjoy playing more than i want him to win#and hes had an incredibly tough season honestly the beginning of his season might be the worst both mentally and physically for any player#he gets to the ao final AGAIN but loses it from two sets up AGAIN AND he sets the record for the most time spent on court at a slam EVER and#has to miss like all of february which includes several of the tournaments hes defending#it would definitely take a toll#not the mention this nagging shoulder injury#idk.. i just want him to be okay :(#he needs to disappear and be with his family for a while#мышиный мужчина#mouse man national gazette#atp finals 2024
37 notes
·
View notes
Text
It’s the fact that he didn’t have to be miserable.
All of his agonies about his weakness and monstrousness and lack of control was self-constructed, self-inflicted and he didn’t need to be miserable.
#fuck man if I could show it to 14 year old me#I might’ve had a wake up call much sooner#yukio is so interesting in the way his trauma is formed. he’s physically weak he’s a gifted kid and a perfectionist meant to be a protector#he has too much responsibility on his shoulders and he’s mourning and he can’t trust his stable-pillar (the true cross org)#his brother is working against him at everystep and he’s having a (high stakes) teen identity crisis#and he didn’t need to be miserable#he isolated himself thinking that to open up was to burden others and that those around him getting stronger made him weak#bc they no longer needed protection#it’s the realization that at a certain point he was the one making up these ideas of his inferiority and his unforgivablity#and god when it cracks it feels awful and freeing bc#it’s vulnerable-awfully so-and it’s overwhelming bc you are suddenly open to all the love you have felt cut off from#and it’s sad. bc again. you didn’t need to feel the way you did for so long#so seeing it played out. seeing him wake up in that moment of ‘I decided it was unforgivable and no one else feels that way’#and then seeing him sit down for a meal with ppl who know and love him through his mistakes#him deciding he wants to be able to forgive himself one day??#it’s so much to me.#yukio okumura they could never make me hate you#blue exorcist#my post#yukio okumura#ao no exorcist
23 notes
·
View notes
Text
Hot take I Think if Sklonda heard Pok tell Riz that work is his version of love she would have decked him so fast.
-Mod Fig
#fantasy high#d20#dimension 20#This is probably 100% incorrect but#I do not trust the man that went to workaholic heaven to give his son advice like that ya know#Riz’s ‘work as a form of love’ is unhealthy and physically exhausts him and he has not reason to work that hard as a form of love#He is not providing his is working because he perceives himself to not be good enough for natural friendship#And I think Sklonda knows that
56 notes
·
View notes
Text
last night i had a very realistic dream that Sulu was working as a manager at costco and i dont know what to do with that image
#i decided recently to add in the fact that he canonically has a phd in physics which is funny for a number of reasons#but whats funniest to me is in this particular dream he still had the phd but there he was at costco#the dream even gave a justification for it since he had been working as a teacher#but his depression got to the point where he couldnt handle it anymore so he quit and took on the costco job instead#and i dont know if costcos hiring practices would raise an eyebrow at someone with a physics phd trying to get a manager job but man#this dream also had Function in the form of a small glowing mote trying to get sulu to summon his corporeal form the whole time
19 notes
·
View notes
Note
Archivist Ultron love it. Help him his metal ass is tormented by the horrors
Vision: How you doing?
Ultron: *knees deep in dirt observing insects and archiving* T̶͚͙̂̈h̵̯̚ẻ̴͖ ̶͇͔́̾h̸̨͒͛ͅo̷̥̒r̵̢̬͗r̶̯͝ö̵̹́ŕ̸̯̚͜s̷̨̤̾̃ ̷̲̑ṕ̵̜̊e̵̲̔̍r̵̼͗̊s̵̫͘i̸͈͛̈́s̷̠͎̾ṱ̴̪͌͘ ̵̤͝b̸͙̾͐u̶̬͂͠t̴͍̀ ̴͓̬̿͝s̶͕̪̈́o̸̟̞͊ ̶͔̤̽d̷̹̄ọ̷͕̍͠ ̷̥̐͜i̸̥̝̓͌
Vision: Kay great
Also
Ultron: Did you know a god of destruction is our planet core
Avengers: No??
Thor: I did
Stark: You're not human you don't count
Ahhh, Thor wouldn't know. He's not very deep into history besides the successful military campaigns. Loki could probably feel something in the roots as he travels through pockets.
Tony Stark wouldn't know what to do with Ultron's weird interests but to throw more into it. He's the kind of parent that may not like nor understand their child's interests, but he's throwing his spirit into it.
Vision would be fascinating to Gaea because <mine. Mine. MINE. You are me. I am you. Echo of myself/progenitor/brothers. We are bound for Eternity. >
She would probably put Vision near the other Infinity Stone because she likes the resonance they emit.
Stark is in the background with confused emotions because Ultron is becoming more and more like a hoarder of knowledge, like the owl spirit in Avatar the Last Airbender. He actually wants a movie marathon, but he has no idea if Ultron will take ideas from said cartoon owl spirit and do a kidnapping spree to collect indigenous oral traditions and language preservation.
#ask#crossover#marvel#transformers#ultron#tony stark#vision#gaea#maccadam#my thoughts#ultron is being lovingly dragged across the world because Gaea now has a captive audience in the form of physical relation#tony has no idea what to do with his spiritually-inclined child as a Man of Science#vision and ultron are bonding via Gaea's loving and forceful hand
38 notes
·
View notes
Text
there is something so exceptional about the audio form and the kind of...meta-narrative (?) of horror it creates that really leapt out at the end of this re: dracula episode (25 Sept).
seeing the runtime of each episode sets the scene - 27:06? ok, i'm in for something here -- we have a few, uhhhhh, long-winded characters in rotation so it might not be an eventful something, but at this point in the story, we've already been gutted by episodes with longer runtimes so just glimpsing the runtime already sets the scene for heightened dread. you might set aside time to experience the dread instead of maybe quickly listening to a minute long episode wherever/whenever you are.
i luckily got to listen through without interruption and so i was only vaguely aware of the passing time in that approximate way one's body clock ever is. so as this episode came to a close, and mina asks van helsing to not reply if he agrees to meet for breakfast, the dread spiked
i didn't know how long was left in the episode -- the music was still lingering. how much time has it been? 27 minutes? it feels like it could be 27 minutes, but it also feels much shorter? can't be sure. and even if the runtime is nearly elapsed, we know from previous episodes that a telegram can take mere seconds, a journal entry just a few words. is van helsing going to be called away? is he going to cancel the meeting? is mina going to be left alone again with no answers and no friends? with the count and the 'bloofer lady' closing in? how long has the music been playing? holding my breath for the morse code. holding my breath for van helsing's voice. holding my breath for 'letter by hand'. holding my breath for 'letter unopened'...
"this episode featured..."
relief
when reading, you have the unread pages in your hand constantly telling you the story of the progress of the narrative's shape. unless every piece of ephemera of an epistolary story is set on its own separate page, you can see the next item in your eyesight. sure, even if they are on separate new pages, you can see through the printed page the shadows of the text on the next, giving you a subconscious hint of expectation.
with a film, you lose the tangibility of the physical object informing the narrative, but you have other sensory cues - something like a fade to black over the lingering music can manipulate your expectations of narrative completion (and either follow through or subvert them). if you're watching on a device, an accidental activation of the screen or cursor might give you a glimpse of the progression bar, again changing your narrative perception.
with an audio drama you're left with just the one sense as your guide. unless you're actively watching the progression bar as you're listening or actively watching a clock, you just don't know beyond your own imperfect perception of time what you're in for and fuck me the added anxiety because of that is just
whew
#re: dracula#i have a deep obsession with the inescapable narration of the material art form on the art itself#and man oh man this was a treat for me today#thinking of how other things can shape your narrative experience#if you're listening while walking on a familiar route and know how long it takes you to walk from point a to point b#passing a physical landmark might spike dread because you suddenly are aware of time passed and remaining#literally a fire hydrant. a weird tree. a crack in the sidewalk could be a meta-narrative device#something that the author has no control over can shape the perception of their story#going feral about it actually?
113 notes
·
View notes
Text
At first I was like "what do you mean skeleton is a team for splatoween inklings and octolings don't have any fucking bones", but y'know? It does actually still make sense. Like. There's probably an in-universe horror movie about an Inkfish that was bullied all their life for never being able to go swim form only for them to realize after a doctor's visit that they have bones growing inside of them. Those bones aren't supposed to be there, but they are. There's a skeleton inside of them and it wants out. It's regarded as a classic akin to The Shining, with an equally vague ending. Movie analysts come up with dozens of theories; maybe it's a metaphor for an incurable disease, maybe the skeleton represents self-doubt or anxiety, maybe the main character was never actually an Inkfish to begin with.
Kaleb is incapable of taking this film seriously. The scene where the main character gets the photo of their x-ray that shows they have a skeleton just makes him laugh his ass off.
#The Adjudicator has spoken.#yeah i know some other splatoon species probably do still have bones#this was just really funny to think about#although that said. master mega & also the salmonids have swim forms#does that mean they also don't have bones? because the no bones thing is half of how that works#beyond the obvious violations of physics. i may be the man who overthinks his splatoon headcanons but i ain't got all the answers#anyways kaleb would be wheezing at this dramatic scene where horror movie MC gets diagnosed with Having Bones
71 notes
·
View notes
Text
wisdom, pride, regret they're all connected and its making me cry
#veilguard spoilers#da4 spoilers#da:tv spoilers#datv spoilers#dragon age veilguard spoilers#I just watched 4 of solas's regret memories and I need to S C R E A M#like extremely satisfying that we get confirmation of that theory#but fuck me man Solas has carried a guilty conscience ever since manifesting physical form#i am in a g o n g y#solas#fen'harel#I'm also learning that I should have played the Descent bc I know nothing about the Titans#so THAT memory was a whole all revelation for me#I'm so emotional about our poor poor egg
9 notes
·
View notes
Text
just going about my day idly contemplating how some of the ways hawke can interact with a romanced anders are not at all unlike how they interact with leandra (and a bit of carver too, especially with a purple hawke), and then thought about my hawke in the timeline where he romances anders and was hit straight in the face with 'was he ever actually in love, or was he just desperately trying to renegotiate with his mother's ghost in any way he could' and now i need to lie down. this is the power of dragon age 2
#'you don't know my mother' haunting me through the years#dragon age#dragon age 2#hawke#On second thought let's not go to Kirkwall; it is a silly place#there are of course as many ways to do/read that relationship as there are players to interact with it haha and all valid!#but my personal version of handers is sooo fucked up and bad times for everyone involved and I love it haha.#this is a relationship neither of them should have been in and that made everything worse and everyone unhappy in the end#locked tomb levels of the horrors of love. i ship it but in the way that I want to make it sadder and more gutwrenching each time#to be clear this is a very mutual two-way kind of fucked up but I think varric in his loyalty and love would downplay hawke's side of it#for huge swathes of their relationship anders is not in a mental place to be a good partner and the emotional blackmail is Not Okay#(but it's just like how mother used to make it! hawke's soul cries sadly as it reaches for it hungrily)#which is in some ways fair enough no one could accuse him of not warning you ahead of time fjskda#but hawke is messy about it in a way only available to a covert people pleaser who has never had a millisecond of therapy#with some added stuff that my hawke is always acespec in some form and when he gets together with anders...#is the sex something he doesn't particularly care to have or not have but it 'makes anders happy'/he longs to feel wanted *and* needed#and also a way he gets out of ever being *actually* vulnerable (which I think he'd had to be with varric for example if he Went There )#'you want the hawke who's in your head so badly and I kind of wish I were that hawke too. so let's be collaborateurs with that fantasy'#(and then maybe if I do it right every time you'll finally be happy hawke says in his heart looking at this leandra-anders phantom form)#(and echoing stuff in varric's relationship to hawke but I think the important distinction there is that varric -- is a craftsman haha#he KNOWS when he's lying/making up a story he KNOWS the difference between what is and what he wishes the world was#(I think there's some deep longing there to not know; for it to blend together or have the power to change things. but he always knows)#which ironically leaves him in a better position to actually see and understand hawke the person#even as he is creating hawke the literary figure. almost to protect him in some ways? god da2 is so full of STUFF!!! I adore it)#and of course anders gets so disillusioned with hawke's inertia and lack of action (you all but married this man anders!#you should know this about him he's already carrying the whole family and city on his shoulders if you add a gram more he'll collapse!)#and hawke feels so desperately hurt that the promise anders seemed to make that he'd be enough -- that he could fix things for him --#('I'm the one bright light in kirkwall and that apparently doesn't count for shit so I'm just slowly turning to ash for you')#turned out to be untrue. anyway. sad now. imagine them meeting like twenty years on what the fuck could you even say to each other then#(I can't imagine Hawke ever physically hurting anyone he loves so he just tells Anders to leave at the end of DA2. they COULD meet again
8 notes
·
View notes
Text
Thank god Sasha was confirmed bisexual, otherwise people would hc her as lesbian solely and exclusively because she's kind of a bitch.
#like it's a stereotype at this point. happy bubbly character HC'd as bi or pan. weird almost alien-esque character HC'd as ace/aro/aroace#skinny depressed sadboi man HC'd as gay. physically stronger taller and more extroverted and confident man HC'd as bisexual#and of course. mean bitch HC'd as a lesbian#i really don't get the ''nice fun and bubbly = bisexual'' stereotype at all#like what does it meannnnn#is it meant to represent how they're more ''open'' to ''more people''??#and lesbians being mean represents ?? idk that they're more ''closed''?#also see how the fanon male gay characters are usually like sad delicate flowers that must be protected and fanon lesbians are#just more ''rough'' somewhat. or at least closed off and cold or distant somehow#''frigid'' is the word that comes to my mind (yikes)#btw I LOVE that Anne and Marcy are characterized as lesbians a lot of the time in this fandom#since they're definitely much more ''soft'' and like cutesy and sweet than big mean Sasha#i love lesbian Anne (extroverted. confident. likes playing matchmaker. super super social. local jock. quite girly when she has the chance)#and I love lesbian Marcy (soft adorable bubbly girl. surprisingly extroverted. VERY hyper. vv energetic. adorable n precious cinnamon roll)#i kinda like the idea of aroace Marcy as someone who clings to her friends so desperately because she sees them drifting away from her#and priorizing other types of relationships (romantic bonds) while she's left alone because THEY were her everything#and she gave her whole heart to them#but they never gave their hearts to her because they were waiting for someone else to give them to. a romantic partner.#something marcy could never be#but I also feel like sometimes the ''weird girl'' thing might give off alien vibes somehow (?) like she just clearly doesn't belong in this#in this world she doesn't belong to this species she doesn't experience what most humans experience#i have mixed feelings on aroace marcy but tbh i don't care enough to like. complain about people who see her that way lol#though I admit I prefer lesbian Marcy a lot more#my posts#btw one hc i really do adore is trans girl Anne. idk if it's ''too stereotypical'' in relation to her like about who she sees in the mirror#i find it so soft and sweet. how she learns to love herself. how she forms a sense of self. trans girl anne my absolute precious#amphibia
18 notes
·
View notes
Text
A Judge and his Bodyguard - A Reaper, and his Voidsent.
#ffxiv#concept#garlean#digital art#oc#atticus van simularus#rusticus tol lunae#regent#the funny demon man gets two names#aka his garlean name and his actual one#or at least what he thinks his name is- he's not sure ic#the doll is no longer a vessel it is now a form he can take#because regent is a voidsent physically on the source#and has a direct pact with atticus#ironically in their hayday they were working together to collapse the reaper society under solus in and out of the court#...as a reaper and a demon#:)#not pictured is the utter despair of atticus studying for the garlean equivalent of the BAR to get to this point
15 notes
·
View notes