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the-mallorca-files · 4 days ago
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Miranda: I personally don’t think its possible to come up with a crazier plan
Max: we attack them with hummus
Miranda: ...I stand corrected
Max: just keeping things in perspective
Miranda: thanks? I think?
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hmswintake-mallorca-files · 1 month ago
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Your son’s not joining the family business, Thomas, he’s going to keep on dancing at the Pink Pony Club* 🤠🪩🩷
*investigating crimes on Mallorca
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fmd-jade · 2 months ago
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So I just started watching 'The Mallorca Files'.
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It's about a British (played by a Welsh actress) and a German (played by an Austrian actor) police detective stationed on Mallorca and working for the local police force. And yes. I know it's a television show made for entertainment. And I know the whole setup is complete BS.
But what really tickles my marble? It's the whole language thing. Half the cast is German portraying Germans (as far as I’ve watched the show). Quarter of the cast is Spanish portraying Spanish people and the rest is English. And everyone speaks freaking English. Even when the same -non English speaking - compatriots are amongst themselves.
Oh, the German friends who are visiting the island for a stag night?! Speaking English.
The Spanish who live on Mallorca? Speaking English.
And all of them with audible accents so you as the viewer are clued in that they’re ‘the Germans’ or ‘the Natives’.
Look, I get that it is a BBC show primarily made for a UK audience. But the first episode established that the German police officer speaks Castellan and maybe a bit of Catalan, the native tongue of Mallorca (correct me here if I'm wrong). And it is established that the English police officer, upon being stationed on Mallorca, starts to learn Castellan. So let them speak Castellan! Even if it's just to order a coffee or something.
And when the German detective interrogates one of the many German persons of interest, why not let them speak in their native tongue? Might be more useful.
And for anyone who doesn't understand either language, use subtitles, for f*** sake!
And the reason I think they do this is because they expect their audience to
A: not be proficient in foreign languages and B: be too lazy to read subtitles.
Which is just downright insulting.
Have you seen ‘The Parliament’?! Wonderful show about the European Parliament with people from all over Europe and in my opinion they did a wonderful job with the language barriers. As in they provided subtitles when necessary which made the show that much more authentic.
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niuxita21 · 2 months ago
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No but Miranda's LIL SMILE when Max tells Detective Barcelona that she used to be a lone wolf but "now look at us" mY HEART
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itsraininghoran · 2 months ago
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We’re literally 10 minutes into the first episode of the new season and Max is daydreaming about kissing Miranda I’m loosing my mind
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rhombiee · 2 months ago
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Your honor I love them. Sentence them to FREAKIN KISS
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mari-beau · 3 months ago
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Oh, you have some dust here.
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kembleford-midsomers · 3 months ago
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obsessed with how Miranda gets more Welsh when she’s angry
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beautifulscreaminglady · 3 months ago
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Carmen and Miranda immediately hitting it off but Max and Miranda constantly bickering is so funny to me.
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screenfashions · 3 months ago
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the-mallorca-files · 11 days ago
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Roberto: I am making a version of the magpie rhyme for crows
Roberto: one for crow
Roberto: two for murder
Roberto: three for murder
Roberto: four for murder
Roberto: five for murder
Roberto: six for—
Miranda: yeah ok, we get the idea
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hmswintake-mallorca-files · 3 months ago
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Have some S3 thoughts I had to get out of my head 😂
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grimdarknokia · 3 months ago
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started a mallorca files rewatch bc i found out a season 3 is Coming Very Soon and oh god i forgot how painfully i related to miranda blake
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niuxita21 · 3 months ago
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THEY ARE SHARING A ROOM/BED (???) NEXT EPISODE I AM LOSING MY MIND
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itsraininghoran · 4 months ago
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Was anyone gonna tell me that the trailer for season 3 of the Mallorca Files has dropped or was I meant to just find that out myself from my boyfriend who’s never even seen the show???
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allyourdreams · 5 months ago
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season three of the mallorca files coming in august??? this account is being resurrected
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