#the mallorca files gifs

[mari-beau]

Max Winter & Miranda Blake, The Mallorca Files

[the-mallorca-files]

THE MALLORCA FILES S01 E08 — Death in the Morning

“The papers will enjoy this story. But at least the motive was personal, not political, so... a national outcry averted.”

[quincyhorst]

"OC" FILES: Danilo & Bastian

...The fact that there's one last month before the winter holidays makes me hopeful... Can't guarantee how active I'll be during June, but at least want to try and bring one last thing for May.

First off, I recommend checking this post out, about two "mysterious" Brockenborg players (That I believe were just mistakes/placeholders by the animators). They are SO unnoticed, that not even the japanese found out about them. At first I wasn't planning to include them in my setting, but then... Guess I changed my mind.

The one in the left is Danilo Gomez; and he is one of the many kids called for the mysterious project "Operation Sicherung"; that would lead later on onto the creation of Brockenborg. Oddly enough Danilo wasn't born in actual Germany, but in Mallorca of the spanish Isles Balears: The home of a huge german population favoured by its climate and easy accesibility. It is to say however that some germans actually tried adapting to the local culture and some did not, and unfortunately Danilo's from the latter group. If it wasn't that O.S started first, then he would have been called to play for the Spanish Community Cup instead (Alongside Joan!) and it wouldn't have been fun at all. Trust me, he does not know neither catalan or spanish except for few words…

The right one is Bastian Friedrich, the son of a wealthy conglomerate that is one of the biggest sponsors of Operation Sicherung. So his recruitment in the national selection might be nepotism or not (The german selector insists he got onto Brockenborg by his skills). He's the typical spoiled rich kid, nothing new, and he doesn't get very well with his "strange" Central Germany teammates like Maxim or Thorsten. Maybe with Danilo at least, but that's because both eventually get to share the same fate in the german team.

After a pitful performance during the Euroleague, the german coach decided to do a rough change and kick both off the team. The choice was final and there were no buts, at least until both Danilo and Bastian's sad (fake) puppy faces were enough to touch their coach's heart and win a spot in BB… As managers. It isn't easy, because they now have to share chores AND manage the residence of the team both during the FFI qualifiers in Berlin and also in Liocott. They have to prepare Kurt's kartoffelsalat, they need to help out Manuel create his sausages, they need to clean up whatever mess Maxim or their other teammates cause (Otherwise they'll have to face Erwin's rage), and most of all, they are the ones in charge when the coach isn't around. They tend to let their ego take over in this particular task. If you're familiar with the series Recess, well...

Nonetheless, neither of the two complain about their job, mostly because its better than watching BB play at home (And you get free holidays at an island). Either way I'll admit, as you can see I've been wanting to add some managers to this team… I mean, if Inazuma Japan can walk around with three girls and Megane, what's stopping the germans to do the same too!? Maybe I'll create more, maybe not... For now they are stuck with these two.

Here's them on Gacha Club btw because they deserve it... And also because I couldn't even bother drawing them atm.

[dadthinksdoctorwhoisacrimeseries]

who allowed this

[legendarydreamer4ever]

Max & Miranda dancing and their feelings showing. (The Mallorca Files)

[sulami7]

The Mallorca Files Season 2 The Best of Max & Miranda

I think we all knew this gifset was coming- these two man, the sexual tension this season has been unbelievable

[midnightanddiamonds]

The Mallorca Files Series 2 // 1st February 2021 // 1.45pm

[sidneycarter]

ah, the good old bisexual woman + himbo male pairing

[lizicia]

The dance of the corridas. It’s drama, it’s bravery, it’s passion.

[psychedelic-ink]

Beautiful Boy | Javi G.

gif credits belong to the most talented @pedropascalsx 💕

pairing: javi gutierrez x fem!reader

genre: smut, pwp

word count: 1.2k

summary: you have to leave javi alone in your apartment when you return you finally learn what he does when he's left alone.

warnings: panty thief javi, masturbation (male), voyeurism, established relationship, age gap, a hint of daddy kink

a/n: a quick little something because i'm horny and sad

Javi doesn’t visit you often, to be completely honest you would rather go to him and stay in his fabolous mansion in Mallorca rather than your one bedroom apartment, but when he does, the two of you always have the most amazing time. But life has a habit of getting in the way and sadly, thanks to a sudden call at 8 AM in the morning from your professor, you have to go to school and sort out your paperwork you’d filed in for your thesis that is due soon. Obviously you don’t want to go, you would much rather continue to sleep between Javi’s arms, but with panic flooding through your veins, you begrudgingly untangle yourself from him and head to school. You don’t forget to stick a note on the fridge before you leave, a messy written apology with a crooked heart next to it. 

This isn’t the first time you left Javi alone in your apartment but you never knew what he got up to in your absence. You just assumed he waited for you like a puppy, and you only thought that after witnessing many times how excited he got whenever you returned. 

Today, however, it seems that you would be finding out.  

You’re quite glad that you managed to sort everything out much quicker than you expected to. Usually you’d end up working until after dinner hours but today that didn’t seem to be the case. 

When you part the door, you quickly walk in and push it closed with a sway of your hip. Toeing off your shoes, you check your phone for the time, it’s barely noon, meaning you didn’t miss much of Javi time. You note the open cereal box and half drinked coffee left on the kitchen counter as you head further down the hall. You see the bedroom door left ever so slightly open. He must be sleeping, you think with a soft smile, fingers curling around the door knob. 

But then you hear him. 

Your smile falters. 

You could recognize that sound from any part of the world, you adored that sound, you lived for that sound. You coaxed those soft little noises from him again and again, he had done the same for you. Swallowing, you remove your fingers and peak inside. The curtains were drawn shut but the sun still managed to seep through, giving you a glimpse of his sweat coated body. His lush lips were slightly parted, moans slipping from between them, he had his one hand raised to his mouth while he openly fisted into the other, the sheets bunched up at the bottoms of his feet. 

Your stomach drops, a gush of wetness gathering between your legs. You know for a fact that Javi, despite his age, was insatiable. He could fuck you till morning, fuck you till you couldn’t think anymore and were pudding between his hands. 

You bite back a whine when the pace of his hips quickens, another groan leaving his lips. Javi took a deep inhale of whatever it was between his fingers. You squint. What on earth is he holding? It looked like fabric. Was he biting down on it— 

Oh no. 

Fuck. 

This time you have to clasp a hand over your mouth to muffle the moan that threatens to escape you. Javi’s holding your underwear, the panties you were wearing before changing into fresh ones. He inhales again, eyes rolling back as he groans, hips grinding into his hand. You can’t believe it. Actually, maybe you can. You noticed your panties going missing in the past but you've just shifted the blame to whatever mystical force made your socks disappear. 

“Mi vida, por favor,” 

His voice is deep, lustful, like when he gets when you suck him dry. For a brief second you think that he’s seen you, but you quickly dismiss the thought when the wet sounds of his cock meeting his palm engulf you. Javi’s drowning in pleasure. His moans, groans, inhales, all of it lights a fire inside you. Your mouth waters and you can’t help the tinge of jealousy poisoning your mind. 

Your one hand slides down between your legs while the other roughly cups your breast. It’s not enough. Your hands simply aren’t enough. 

Licking his lips, Javi wraps your panties around his leaking cock, and continues to fuck himself with it. Gnawing your bottom lip raw, rubbing yourself from over your pants, the friction is definitely not enough. You feel like Actaeon watching Diana taking a bath in the river. And just like Actaeon, you will definitely be punished for seeing something so ethereal. 

Javi’s back arches off of the bed, his toes curling while loudly moaning out your name with a string of spanish words you don’t understand. His eyes are squeezed shut, the skin of his neck stretched taut over his muscles, veins popping out. Now, he’s resembling more of an animal rather than a goddess. 

“Fuck, fuck,” you whisper between hushed pants. Your fingers barely bring you to the edge, you’re dangling on a line, pleasure blossoms across your skin but you just can’t seem to push yourself over. You moan, a bit louder but still in a whisper. “Javi…” 

“Mi flor?” 

His voice comes out in a plea. Javi’s hand comes to a halt and you can just see it on his face how painful it is. You hesitate to come out, you don’t exactly want him to think you’re a weirdo who secretly watches her boyfriend masturbate. You definitely don’t want him to think that this is a regular thing that you do. 

He clears his throat and calls to you again. 

“Is that you? I’m– I apologize–” 

Your eyes widen at his remorse, finally parting the door, you take a step inside, your arousal still sending shivers up your spine. 

You’re not going to lie, it is a bit awkward. Him, with your panties wrapped around his dick, and then there was you, watching and getting off on it in the dark. The bed dips as you take a hesitant seat. Javi averts his eyes, his chest still heaving as beads of sweat roll down his pecks. 

“You don’t need to apologize,” you want to cup his cheek but you’re still not sure what to do so you curl your fingers in your lap instead. “It– It was hot,” 

“Really?” he fails to hide the surprise in his voice, eyebrows raising as his gaze flickers back to you. “You don’t think…I am a creepy old man?” 

You snort, and swiftly cover your mouth to hide the laughter, “What? Of course not baby, I love you,” 

He smiles, sheepishly nodding, he pulls you in for a quick kiss, the phantom of your taste still lingering on his tongue. 

“Besides, if you’re a creep, so am I. I did watch you, and I’m sorry for that too,” 

“It is alright,” his smile breaks  into a grin. “It was hot,” 

Javi presses two fingers against your lips and urges you to open wide, you do so with a hum and stick your tongue out. You’re not sure what his intentions are when he stuffs your panties into your mouth, the taste of him and you combined lays heavy on your tongue, the cotton fabric drying out the inside of your mouth. 

“Good girl,” he purrs. “Why don’t you sit on daddy’s lap so he can enjoy the real thing now?” 

You’ve never stripped so quickly in your entire life. 

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[mari-beau]

Oh, you have some dust here.

[the-mallorca-files]

THE MALLORCA FILES S01 E10 — Ex Factor

“But when she said that, was her face like...? Or was it more like...?”

[jacnaylor]

[jojotranslates]

English fansubs released for the first 5 Jönssonligan (The Jönsson Gang) films!

This series of comedic heist films is centered around the titular gang leader, Charles-Ingvar “Sickan” Jönsson, and his two partners in crime. He is originally joined by the optimistic con man/professional yes man Ragnar Vanheden and a strong yet rather nervous Fenno-Swedish guy called Rocky... For the first two films. Afterwards, Rocky would leave the cast to be replaced by Vanheden's cousin: an alcoholic demolitions expert called Dynamite-Harry.

These films are primarily defined by Sickan’s meticulously planned heists, with a recurring theme being common household items being used in unusual ways. Many of these heists also involve his nemesis, the corrupt CEO Wall-Enberg, in some way. But the heists themselves are accentuated by various other things: mild slapstick gags, tense scenes where Wall-Enberg's henchmen actively try to kill the gang, word play that made the translator cry, the occasional jab at contemporary politicians/events, and above all, the... Let’s say eccentric characters just being themselves:

The first 3 films are straight remakes of films from the Danish Olsen-banden series, but later entries would go on to feature more original material. Despite its derivative nature (and mixed reception from pro critics), Jönssonligan is still fondly remembered in Sweden, to the point that 2 separate documentaries were made to celebrate its 40th anniversary. I hope that at least some of the reasons why come across in translation.

More info about the subs themselves under the read-more. Happy watching!

To start with, by "the first five films" I mean the following:

- Varning för Jönssonligan

- Jönssonligan & DynamitHarry

- Jönssonligan får Guldfeber

- Jönssonligan dyker upp igen

- Jönssonligan på Mallorca

There are more films in the series: I'll create a separate announcement post if I sub any of them. Each film is pretty much a stand-alone, with previous films getting a brief nod at most.

All of the films have been released on DVD as well as a few online services, including Google Play (although you might need to use a VPN to find them there). My subs are synced to the complete DVD box set, but can be used with other releases. Watch out for the desync though: the biggest difference I found between two releases was 1.255 seconds.

Links to the subs:

All 5 films’ subtitles at once: Dropbox, in the .zip called “Jönssonligan with Ekman (films 1-5)”. Sub format .vtt (yellow text by default + a few translator's notes in the files.)

Subtitles by film: On my OSS profile. Sub format: .srt (raw text, no notes)

NOTE: While they technically aren't legal, I'm also aware that there are unofficial YouTube reuploads of each film. Even though they have gotten copyright strikes, you can still view them anywhere on the planet except Sweden for some reason. There is an upload of Guldfeber that features English subtitles, but this is not my translation.

[dadthinksdoctorwhoisacrimeseries]

I think people wanted more of Lucas in The Mallorca Files?

@free-piza und @apfelhalm hatten eine sehr interessante Diskussion beim letzten Set daher hier ein Tag.

[angiemcalisters]

tanya reynolds in the mallorca files (2019) 🌻 if you click in the source link or go in my gif directory, you will find #40 gifs of tanya reynolds in episode 1.01 of the mallorca files. you can edit these as much as you would like, but please link back & tag me if you redistribute them! thank you & enjoy !

content warnings : some champagne in shot ( not drunk ) !