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#antigua#barbuda#barbados#paraguay#uruguay#world#globe#wire#telegraph#ulf#radio#yurt#time viewers won't readily be able to protect individuals from lynch mobs#hostage situations always lead to lynchings#wade boggs#skull#skulls#scully#i already authorized any good idea or order to be acted upon no matter the source#i also requested all commands be reviewed and adjusted to make them better#auto turrets#wikipedia#the machine that does everything#the machine#machine#machin#machi#mach#mac#ma
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It was Maid Day today yesterday a week ago so I got struck by inspiration to draw the worsties, and it ran away from me into a whole AU where theyāre coworkers at a maid cafe. Sheās a med student & this is just a part time job, and this is his depression job while he gets his life back together. He needs something he can be workaholic about to forget what itās like having a personal life and personal issues. Heās actually the accountant, but the new hire janitor (Izutsumi) doesnāt show up for half her shifts and is a sloppy worker, so he gets the extra work of doing her job on top of his because heās undervalued and overworked. Of course, janitors also have an uniform to keep the aesthetic cohesion as they go about cleaning the place, of course.
Senshiās the part time cook you only see slivers off, heās kind and warm when you do see him and have a chat but most shifts heās in and out the kitchen without a trace. Laios and Falin are regulars because Falin and Marcille are besties & in the same med school, Laios accompanies Falin as she visits her friend at work and gets hooked on the food. Chilchuck has to remind Marcille to work instead of chatting with Falin for an hour, and next thing he knows sheās distracting him from work too. Thatās it thatās the AU. Inspired by this idol AU fanart a bit <3
This was not meant to be birthday gift but wellā¦ā¦ Happy bday Chil!!!
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#Dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#Chilchuck tims#marcille donato#spoilers#dunmeshi au#Maid cafe au#Marchil#Workwife marchil save me. Kabuholm in the background bc i said so lmao#i think people forget marci n chil are coworker worsties first and foremost. Ppl should capitalize on it more#The orange hair swag that makes him look like a marketable idol more#You can tell idk how to draw maid outfits. I hate those hats sm I will miku miku beam them out of existence#Marcille does change her hairstyle everyday btw#they donāt get back together btw she goes you havenāt talked to me in 4 years and he immediately goes YOU havenāt talked to ME in 4ā#i mean ehem iām sorry hahaā¦ while Marcille is like 4 years?! 4 yearsā¦#Mei only did it bc Fler has been getting jittery again kept sighing#I wanted to draw Chil with a car key at his belt but it wasnāt meant to be#idk if marchil ever gets together in this one itās an eternal summer coworker with tension situationship au#romance is when you slowly deteriorate his work ethics so he starts skipping on his worktime to spend it at the front messing around w you#once heās blessedly in the office and he hears this huge crash and the Marci just goes āā¦ā¦ Chiiiiiil?ā cue sigh and having to repair#the coffee machine. So many lil comics i couldnāt indulge myself to draw save me#shoutout to the time as a cashier in training at a convenience store I was left by my coworker who was supposed to wash the greasy chicken#oven but didnāt so I had to clean it for the first time myself while I was alone in the store and was also supposed to man the front#Shoutout to my convenience storeās accountant helping us with cashier duties often when there was less job to do ty ty#Understaffed struggles are so real#People also call Chil a manager because the boss is most often away so he just does everything#Thereās no union but maybe one day heāll get to overthrow the boss idk#The pay IS good at least#Modern au
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danse macabre
#ultrakill#gabriel#v1#gabv1el#doodle tag#rise and fall au#fallen gabriel#love thinking about gabriel losing his mind for a minute after becoming a full fallen angel#where he just really indulges in his anger and pent up violence all for himself#he rebels against everything he ever was and how stifled he has been his entire achingly long existence#no more rules. no more grace. he's goring demons and tearing machines apart limb from limb#needless to say. v1 is NO moderating force lol#it loves running around like this with him far more reckless than it could afford to be before#and finding a love that engages in its cruelty with it to its full extent makes it just as bad#he does eventually come back to himself as this just isn't him#but i love them having a full villain era where they become actively avoided#(but hell won't let their prey get away...sad!)
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Something I really appreciate about TOA that I donāt see get talked about much is that I never get the sense that Apollo finds Lester ugly.
For all that he complains about the body heās stuck in, I never got the feeling that it came from a distaste for Lester himself. When he sees Lesterās traits reflected in others, like Meg being chunky, he is completely unaffected by it. Finds it charming, even. (In fact, the only times I can remember him having Opinions about how someone looks is when theyāve chosen something about their appearance that he either approves or disapproves of, like a tacky jacket/hair cut or when he finds someone attractive. The only time I can remember him calling anybody ugly was when he pointed out that Dionysus was choosing to look as ugly as possible to piss of Zeus, which is a statement of fact and doesnāt necessarily mean he thinks that Dionysusā form is actually ugly. He makes no mention of finding it so before or after that line. Itās a statement of fact that Dionysus is choosing a form that either he or Zeus finds ugly to piss of their dad.)
The thing about Lester is that he is so devastatingly mortal. He has flab and acne and no upper body strength and his voice squeaks when heās nervous and he sweats a lot and he has a silly name and messy, curly hair thatās impossible to tame. He is the Most Teenager To Ever. There is no godly blood running through his veins, no powers he can call upon. If Apollo were to run into him in the street, I donāt think heād pay him much mind. Heād probably just think, āsweet kidā, and move on. If he got to know him, I think Apollo would adore him because thatās just who rrverse!Apollo is. He loves mortals despite himself, flaws and all. Heād argue against anything bad Lester had to say about his own appearance and mean every word.
The problem is that itās Apollo in this body. Apollo, The Golden Child, the perfect son, a God. His distaste for this body is because Lester is so devastatingly mortal and imperfect. Apollo has to be perfect, he has to be shiny and pretty and strong because he has nothing else to offer otherwise.
And.. I dunno, thereās something about Apollo hating the things that draw him to others when itās him. The flaws that he tears apart in himself he finds endlessly charming on others, or he thinks that they have better reasons for why they have them, or he thinks they have enough positive traits to counteract them. The positive things that he hides deep enough that even the reader canāt see right away, like his kindness and genuine desire to understand and connect with everyone around him, that heās shocked to find directed at him in turn.
That Apollo accepting himself and reclaiming his personhood leads to him being comfortable with being Lester, imperfect and mortal as he is. That he takes that imperfection back with him to Olympusā¦ I dunno man Iām Emotional. Also itās just plain nice that Lester is never treated as ugly for looking like a normal ass teenager, even by the guy stuck in this body. Thatās neat.
Or maybe Iām just rambling and this means nothing at all and Iām reading too far into Blorbo from my books.
#DOES THIS MAKE SENSE. is this too rambly. AUGH.#words machine ALWAYS broke and I forget everything Iām trying to say the moment I try to write or type it out#which results in long ass posts like this. this couldāve been 3 sentences probably#TOA#trials of Apollo#rrverse!apollo#lester papadopoulos#snack time#should I tag this as meta?? I dunno
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I met the me who made different choices
#idk what this means so dont ask#got the words stuck in my head and this is what I wanted to draw for it immediately#me at my desk. so.#I dont look exactly like this obviously. doesnt matter. anyways#hard time recently in a lot of different ways#lots of work to do!#given up on getting everything done I kind of failed at that. it was too much#so now I'm just trying to get anything done that will make the next 6 months not kill me again#ideally. 3 episodes. or the book#or like at least close enough to that that its basically that#I'm feeling really screwed LOL#I dont know how I've been working every day for so long and still havent done enough...#(its because the work load is way too much)#every time I take 1 hour for myself. to cook. or clean. or draw something else. or play a game. I feel so guilty auauau#I hate webtoon I hate this damn green app...#DOESNT MATTER!!!#what DOES matter is my art is good as hell... look at this shit...#the light. the colors. I love you red I love you green#I need to get more red pants I only have the one pair.#I saw this guy with red pants that had skeleton legs on them and I was like FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!! I need them!!!!#I need to start sewing again. I dont have a sewing machine cause my apartment is too small so I havent sewn in years but I really want to..#I want to make clothes again... I need some vests I need some dresses..#I will not make pants or sleeved shirts because I dont hate myself#sketch#art#vent art I guess LMFAO its not#its just this fun little thing we like to call self expression#also this isnt how my desk setup actually is I scooted things around cause I didnt wanna draw anything twice. fuck it we ball#ok back to work
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was overcome with the urge to draw "wade tenderly caressing logan's face while he's Feeling Big Angsty Stuff" and then the parallel urge to do a follow-up of "logan kissing wade's hand/holding onto him for dear life"
(anyway hope you like it - I have been looking at this for too long and so of course I hate it now š« art is hard guys lol)
some details below the cut because I am happy with some small aspects - still really enjoying the painting part of doing Wade's scars for example (thanks again @woof-verine for that inspo it is just baked into my psyche now, and also for being a forever enjoyer of pointy ears Logan - sorry couldn't quite get the fangs in this time but they are there trust me!!)
ps. was listening to She Calls Me Back by Noah Kahan for this one. idk it just hits for me in my poolverine-addled state lol
#poolverine#he's just a sad wet angsty little guy (aka 200 year old perfect killing machine)#(sorry wolvie you're not a killing machine really)#(you're just a lil guy who wants nothing more then to kiss your bf's hands while he tenderly caresses your face)#(and tells you everything is going to be okay)#was listening to the song she calls me back by noah kahan a lot last night#idk man the lyrics just hit the poolverine brainrot so good#like???#ālost for a long time/two parallel lines/everything's alright when/she calls me backā#ālook at me and dont you lie/I could be your sacrificeā āI do not exist to die/but live to die while saving youā#ādoes it bite at your edges/do you lie awake restless/why am I so obsessive/hanging on to every sentenceā#gah it is so bad you guys#but also so good#anyway hope these make sense#wolverine#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool & wolverine#deadpool#deadclaws#deadpool 3#deadpool x wolverine#poolverine fanart
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Arcane Season 2 - The Base Violence Necessary for Change
I think this shot is the most interesting part of the trailer. We see a shot of Jinx as a painting on a wall. A symbol. A leader. Her actions stand for revolution in Zaun and I think this could be an interesting expansion of Arcaneās exploration of violence and the idea that there is a base violence necessary for change.
Silco is framed as an antagonist in season 1 because of his actions against the undercity people specifically.
In act 3 heās not the revolutionary he positioned himself as and is instead hurting the people of Zaun through his leadership. Heās doing as much to hurt topside as Vander was in act 1 (meaning nothing at all). Heās even got the sheriff working with him just like Vander, but, unlike Vander, Silco is hurting his own people to facilitate power and heās not even fighting for that freedom he claimed to want so much.
We see the damage his actions have wrought. We see the shimmer addicts, forgotten and exploited. We see that he's created a hierarchy rather than a community.
And itās contrasted with the firelights. People considered terrorists to Piltover, who do use violence to fight back against Silco and topside, and yet offer the biggest glimmer of hope. They arenāt villainized. The act of fighting back isnāt villainized and it shouldnāt be.
Because itās not the violence in and of itself thatās the issue. Itās what that violence is used for.
The series hammers this idea home through Vander.Ā
Vanderās staunch stance against violence is flawed as well. It comes from a good place. A desire to protect what he loves rather than destroy what he hates and it did create a time free of the death revolution brings, but itās made it so no ground could be made to free Zaun and create a better world for the people in it. It created stagnation.Ā
The people of the undercity are still stuck in a cycle of crushing poverty, growing up without parents, dying young due to pollution or violence wrought by desperate people or oppressive enforcers.
It didnāt move the needle because Piltover and the system in place wasnāt going to change just because the people of the undercity were playing nice.
The unrest and anger felt towards Vander for his ideal was understandable. His views on the cyclical nature of violence and the fact that if you fight you will lose people (āWhat are you willing to loseā) is correct, but that doesnāt make this option the ideal one.
Which brings me back to that shot in the trailer of that painting of Jinx.
Season 2 looks like itās going to be a season of opposites and rediscovery where it flips what we expect of Jinx and Vi on its head and further explores these ideas of violence, oppression, and revolution.
And I think this season might possibly do that by reversing how Vi and Jinx reflect Vander and Silco.
In the first season the siblings were direct reflections of their respective father figures, but now theyāre inversions. Jinx can become the good to be found in Silcoās ideals and Vi the pitfalls of Vanderās.
Jinxās actions in season 1 werenāt those of a revolutionary. Her actions werenāt meant to free the people of the undercity or improve their lives. She didnāt steal the hexcrystal to bring hextech to the undercity and improve their lives and she didnāt kill the enforcers on the bridge to get rid of dirty cops.Ā She didnāt kidnap Caitlyn for a greater cause.
But we know that Jinx isnāt only the violence she enacted. That she is āthe monster they (the system and people around her) createdā. Her actions werenāt heroic in the first season, but they were driven by the life that was forced upon her. Her hurt and anger are justified.
Now that sheās away from Silco, no longer a part of his machine and actively participating in his actions that were hurting the undercity, her actions and anger can take on a new light. She can rediscover herself away from his manipulations (this isnāt to say he didnāt love her but what he did and said isolated her and allowed her issues to fester) and become that symbol we see on the wall.
Jinx could be in a way what Silco could have been if he didnāt let his own self interest get in the way of his ideals. Not quite as forward thinking as Ekko or as idealistic, but still a symbol for resistance that fights for Zaun.
Whereas Vi is sort of on a path to becoming a darker reflection of Vanderās ideals.
Vi becomes a part of the system she used to rage against.
Ā Based on the season 2 teaser that was released in 2021āĀ
āNobody else needs to get hurt.ā
āI think itās likely that Vi believes she can prevent more death or can stop Piltoverās violence against the undercity if she takes Jinx in.
Vi sees herself as a protector who has failed at every turn to protect those she cares about. She lost her parents, Powder, Vander, Mylo, Claggor, etc. and she is constantly desperate to try and save what she loves and that will likely drive her decision to become an enforcer.
Vi, like Vander, wants to save what she loves and as a result isnāt going to fight back against topside. This is a much more extreme version of Vanderās ideals. Where she ācompromisesā in an attempt to prevent bloodshed but as a result enables (or in her case helps) the system in place.
This decision will have negative consequences (and deservedly so!) because no matter what thoughts or feelings are the driving factor in it she is still siding with her oppressors and ultimately helping the system that is the root cause of that loss and pain in the first place.Ā
Based on the clip released at Annecy and what people have said the writers explained about Viās arc in season 2 it seems like Vi will be ostracized for this decision and deservedly so. She wonāt belong anywhere. To the undercity sheās a traitor and to Piltover sheās nothing more than an undercity rat.
She will have lost everything. She will have no one to protect. And who is Vi if sheās not a protector?
Vi will be forced to re-evaluate who she is and what she wants. Just like Jinx, Vi will have to redefine herself when she loses everything.
I canāt wait for season 2 and what the team at Fortiche has in store for us. The way the show tackles complex themes and ideas is incredible and Vi and Jinx are some of the most compelling and complicated characters Iāve seen on tv. Iām looking forward to November.
#arcane#netflix#arcane vi#arcane jinx#arcane vander#arcane silco#In many ways Vi has idealized Zaun under Vander's leadership#because she was frozen in time when she was thrown into prison#after just losing him#and I think she never really got to process everything#which is why the breakdown#of everything she believes she is#is necessary for her arc#She needs to live in the world that has#moved on and changed#without her old ties#(and without caitlyn)#and discover what it is she wants and believes in#Vi cares#she cares a lot but she's a broken person#who never got the chance to heal#and she makes desperate impulsive decisions#as a result#she does want to make a better future for Zaun#But she doesn't know what that is#JInx on the flipside will have the chance to#rediscover the best of herself in some ways#Parts of Powder are still in there#by that I mean she still cares#She isn't a killing machine
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when kaos hits with the celestis divinitus insania vero
#i take back everything i said it's such a fun well-crafted show#fantastic soundtrack by the machine of florence + fame!#does every storyline compel me? No. did ari's and prometheus's make me want ro watch it three times? Yes.#kaos#mawdop
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A "champion" viktor unicorno was leaked
#viktor#viktor arcane#arcane viktor#machine herald#why does everything keep getting leaked#viktor lol#viktor league of legends#the machine herald
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Thinking about those new photos of Michael from Virgin Atlantic, and after hearing how he was putting his appearance down at the Con yesterday and seeing how much he loved playing Mrs. Robinson on TSAM and how confident that role made him feel, I would really, really love to see Michael do a photo shoot in drag. It's clearly something that makes him happy and makes him feel beautiful, and it would be the fulfillment of what his teenage self always wanted but never got to do.
Also we know Michael has always hated photo shoots, but imagine him getting to guide the direction of this one. Imagine him choosing his outfits, hair, makeup, and getting so into the process with the passionate intensity we know he has. How wonderful that would be...
#michael sheen#welsh seduction machine#the Virgin Atlantic photos are so great#but i think a photo shoot in drag would be everything#because Michael would treat it with such reverence and joy#someone please let him be a drag queen already#genderfuck!Michael Sheen is the best Michael Sheen#he also does seem much more confident in drag than as himself#and i would love to see him embrace that confidence wholeheartedly#in spite of the people who continue to fat shame him#please universe make this happen#yes#a talented actor and a wonderful human being#<3
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You know what we need? Batfam Bloodbourne au
Preferably where they're all sent to The Dream but separately and when they all kill gherman and become baby great ones they come back to Gotham and it's Their Dream now. Just Gotham or the world and Gotham is Home and the most like Yharnam, up to you. But I'd love to see them struggle through the brutality, or make peace with it quickly for some (in my mind Tim would be the most stable, Jason would be okay but not great, Tim just seems so,,, adaptable to me, the most insatiable for knowledge so the most accepting of the consequences of getting that knowledge, pros outweigh the cons kinda deal) with the way others were changed and just unsavable. The people of Yharnam are beasts now and the kindest way to deal with them is to put them down even if it's not permanent. And then come out of it irrevocably changed themselves, more than just mentally. The effects it has on them and the world around them. How The Dream ended, but theirs just began and what if it starts in Gotham and slowly spreads? But they're the only great ones in this world so there's no old blood to corrupt people but that doesn't stop death being...odd. Unless they share their blood in experiments to Know what it would do and if they can use it safely for those they care about. (mad scientist Tim my beloved)
Do you see my vision? It's beautiful
It's wonderful.
Like no joke, I adore Bloodborne, I Love it (Even if I can't play it thanks to getting distracted by all the details in the surroundings & then get murdered lol)
And I wouldn't say Tim is the most adaptable, they all are, but Tim? Compartmentalizes, looks at things logically, straight up turns off his panic at times like it's a switch. But I am also very weak to mad scientist Tim. Even if they probably don't let him do human experiments (not that it stops self-experimentation sometimes)
Gosh I love this. Them still ending up found-family while these utterly horrible things happen around and to them. I wonder if they sometimes take a moment in the dreams and whisper about what they remember before this Living Nightmare. Names they don't know the faces of but know they were important to them. Memories they cling to as they try not to lose what is left of their humanity.
Oh my god, them being the only Great Ones after killing the previous ones? Wonderful idea, I adore it. I bet even if they can take human form still it would be... off. And the more one's Insight is? The more they can see that they're Other.
God the imagery of like, Gotham's moon always being red and thick fog settling across the city each night as their Dream begins is amazing. And I bet that they relish it. I bet they're relieved for normal murder and crime, compared to the Plague of Beasts they had been dealing with what felt like years. Time gets so meaningless with an Endless night full of Deaths over and over.
I bet Gotham looks even more Gothic than before. Actually, you know what? This would be perfect for a No Man's Land situation. For the city to be abandoned only to be held afloat by newborn Gods who no longer quite understand the humans, not with how long the Hunt has stretched on, but care all the same. Idk I just really like this idea in general lol. I am weak to eldritch AUs and Bloodborne is glorious.
#ask answered#Bloodborne Au#batman au#batman#dc#dcu#cryptid batman#cryptid batfam#batfamily#cryptid batfamily#I wonder if Tim has a few birds he fed his blood#I wonder if x-ray machines would show their heads Lined with Eyes#I wonder if cameras don't show the human forms but glimpses of something Other#God i love the hunter's armors and weapons and everything#Oh my god would this mean Batman- they all deserve trick weapons but does this mean batman has a big fukin axe#I fully believe Dick would have something like the bloodletter#Damian has the chikage probably#hyperfixation no don't make me obsess over this-#Bus seriously gimme more ideas please I adore this#bloodborne#bloodborne crossover#bloodborne au
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shhh, he's recharging.
#hazbin hotel vox#hazbin vox#vox#hazbin hotel fanart#vox hazbin hotel#fanart#doodle#experiment#nothing is queue everything is permitted#i imagine that once in a while he does a complete āresetā or a full ārechargeā#he just kinda lets himself float in the water#attached to machines running programs to help upgrade or recharge himself
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hold me together.
kenny ortega, descendants 2 / holly black, red glove / nicole homer, underbelly / ada limon, a new national anthem / k c cramm, christmas eve forever / kenny ortega, descendants 3 / the crane wives, curses / silas denver melvin, let dead dogs lie / natalie wee, least of all
#descendants#descendants web weaving#jay son of jafar#mal bertha#jal#i think i have said everything i could possibly say about them#just. something about mal not telling jay she wants to go back to the isle#not even asking if he wants to go back bc sheās too afraid of the answer#heās on sports teams and girls are fawning over him and shouldnāt he be happy? why would he want to go back?#and jay. remaining steadfast as ever in his loyalty CONSTANTLY#even when mal doesnāt tell him everything. even when she lies to everyone#heās the first one to accept her apology. āyou were just trying to do the right thingā#like something about devotion corrupting. how jay just wants mal back again. no matter what she does he still loves her#(for better or for worse)#AND MAL LOOKING AT HIS FUCKING STATUE LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!#the one person who truly knows her. gone. he turned away from her before he was turned into stone#oougghhhh#and just. jays presence. the way he stands behind mal in itās going down. waiting.#theyāve done this so many times before. theyāre a well oiled machine. theyāre fluid and fluent and have been doing this for a long long tim#anyway. them#jal renaissance baby!!!!!!
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do you think erik sews his own magneto costumes
#i fully think he does#imagine him sitting behind a sewing machine#even better he hand stitched everything#iām sorry itās so funny for me to think about#erikās out there tryna be all menacing while also having to hand mend a tear in his cape#magneto when his cape rips: :(#erik lehnsherr#x men#magneto
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[click for better quality]
#this is an EM based timeline but it does pretty much line up with canon#john rider#skullās art#undescribed#alex rider - everything machine#alex rider fanart#alex rider#blood cw
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Every Mysterious Lotus Casebook arc goes something like this
#mysterious lotus casebook#č²č±ę„¼#i made this#shitposting is soothing to me#I have no artistic talent#it's all murder by rube goldberg machine#everyone does everything in the least convenient way possible#lotus boys
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