#the luckiest idiot on god’s green earth

[baileys-3]

I'm happy to show you a little insight into my current story again (again chapter 5). I'm very happy with my progress and how everything is turning out. I'm currently working on the space between Episode 5x10 and 5x11. And Tim tells Gray in episode 5x12 that he and Lucy have been dating for a few weeks. So there's a lot of space to fill.

And that's why the story is becoming a kind of monster. My dream would be to finish it by the end of November and then post the story as a kind of Advent calendar. One chapter per day. I hope I can manage this.

Current progress: 10 Chapters - 48.500 words

So now the Sneak Peak

(Outside the restaurant at their first date und a nervous Tim)

He glances up and then it takes his breath away. She's not wearing the green dress. She's wearing a turquoise dress with flowers in all sorts of colors. Her hair falls over her shoulders. Her eyes are shining. Around her neck she wears a necklace that disappears somewhere in her cleavage. And the neckline is damn low. And the damn dress is buttoned up the front and you can see her skin. And he can see the base of her breasts. Fuck.

And it takes him about three seconds to react. With a very creative "Hey." And a thousand other thoughts flash through his mind. And greetings that would have made more sense. Something like "You look stunning" or "Chen, are you trying to kill me" or " I'm the luckiest guy in the whole damn restaurant". But all he can get out is a "Hey".

He puts his phone back in his jacket and pushes himself off the concrete wall. Then he takes a step towards her. And stands there like an idiot. Hug? Kiss on the cheek? Kiss on the mouth? Take her hand? God Bradford, you're not 15 and on your first date. He opts for the most modest solution and points his head towards the entrance of the restaurant.

"Shall we go in?" And would have liked to punch himself.

But Lucy smiles. And nods. And with that he goes ahead, before it occurs to him on the second step that this is not at all gentlemanly now, and not at all his way. Because he just walked off and left Lucy standing there. What on earth is wrong with him? So, he stops and turns around. Lucy is still right where she was before and has this grin on her face That when she finds something terribly funny and at the same time tries not to laugh out loud. But he knows her facial expressions and her body language. She's having a good laugh at him right now.

"Sorry."

[obibail]

sam forgoing stealth approaches altogether and choosing to just drive up to cult outposts blaring 80s music is

dumbass culture

bi culture

his only real offensive tactic

[thewritingstar]

98 that’s a lot of questions I wonder if you could answer them all 🤔🙃

*Deep sigh and putting my hands together* BOI IF YOU DON’T THINK I CAN ANSWER ALL THESE BITCHES!! YOU COME INTO MY ASK BOX AND TELL ME “i WONDER” HOE DON’T WONDER ANYMORE. 

don’t come for me like this anon.....here ya go. 

smh

i answered all of these and it took forever so yall better read this shit

enjoy bitch

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1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans?

-Mugs

2. chocolate bars or lollipops?

-both im a sugar addict

3. bubblegum or cotton candy?

-bubblegum

4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you?

-prob either really quiet or really loud

5. do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups?

-I hate soda

6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear?

-I really like pastel and goth styles

7. earbuds or headphones?

-earbuds

8. movies or tv shows?

-Both

9. favorite smell in the summer?

-Vanilla

10. game you were best at in p.e.?

-Flag Football (stealing the flags) and badminton

11. what you have for breakfast on an average day?

-dont really eat in the mornings but prob granola bar or left overs

12. name of your favorite playlist?

-Shower lol

13. lanyard or key ring?

-lanyard

14. favorite non-chocolate candy?

-Sour gummi worms..that shit is CRACK

15. favorite book you read as a school assignment?

-Great Gatsby

16. most comfortable position to sit in?

-apple sauce or on one leg

17. most frequently worn pair of shoes?

-all black converse

18. ideal weather?

-warm and sunny

19. sleeping position?

-stomach, side, in a ball

20. preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)?

-Laptop or phone

21. obsession from childhood?

-My little pony, littlest pet shop, Disney, elephants, Chinese food

22. role model?

-Tara Strong, Walt Disney, Francis Dominic 

23. strange habits?

-tugging my hair, biting my nails, wiggling on my heels like a penguin and going up stairs on all fours (when im home)

24. favorite crystal?

-answered

25. first song you remember hearing?

-American idiot- Green Day

26. favorite activity to do in warm weather?

-Eat 

27. favorite activity to do in cold weather?

-Eat

28. five songs to describe you?

-idk Cartoon theme songs lol

29. best way to bond with you?

-make me laugh or talk about disney

30. places that you find sacred?

-Flower gardens

31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names?

-anything with my high heel boots

32. top five favorite vines?

-Road Work Ahead, Oh my god he on X Game mode, What the Fuck Richard, This house is fucking nightmare!, Happy one year babe! Im 27. 

33. most used phrase in your phone?

-YEET, Yall and bitch

34. advertisements you have stuck in your head?

-Stanley Steamer, The First5California.com song 

35. average time you fall asleep?

-now its 12 am -1 am... use to be like 10pm

36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing?

-oh god that was so long ago i dont even know but it was one of the first ones like pepe or some some

37. suitcase or duffel bag?

-suitcase

38. lemonade or tea?

-raspberry ice tea

39. lemon cake or lemon meringue pie?

-dont like lemon in my desserts 

40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school?

-A condom was thrown on my desk in french class (it was unopened thank god)

41. last person you texted?

-my mom

42. jacket pockets or pants pockets?

-Jacket pockets

43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket?

-HOODIE

44. favorite scent for soap?

-Vanilla or tropical

45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero?

-Superhero

46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in?

-Big shirt and no shorts (underwear obvi)

47. favorite type of cheese?

-I fucking hate cheese

48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be?

-Strawberry or Lemon

49. what saying or quote do you live by?

-Its always fun to do the impossible- Walt Disney

50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have?

-For my birthday my friend got my a “Sorry for your loss” card and i cried for 30 mins

51. current stresses?

-um everything..college and being the only snacc in my household

52. favorite font?

-comic sans

53. what is the current state of your hands?

-Still have both of them

54. what did you learn from your first job?

-That people are assholes 

55. favorite fairy tale?

-Disneys Rapunzel 

56. favorite tradition?

- My grandma got all the grandkids pjs on Christmas eve every year and we would wear them to sleep 

57. the three biggest struggles you’ve overcome?

-Anxiety, Depression (sorta), Dropping my churro on the ground at Disneyland

58. four talents you’re proud of having?

-Quick Wit, Art abilities?, Standing on my head and making weird ass noises

59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be?

-Already answered

60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be?

-A really cool and cute magical one!!

61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.?

-From Once Upon A Time, honestly they ave the best quotes. “So when I win your heart, Emma- and i will win it-it will not be because of any trickery, but because you want me”- Killian orrrrrrr He smells like forest”- Regina

62. seven characters you relate to?

-Juvia (FairyTail), Star (SVTFOE), Mabel (Gravity Falls), Maybec (Kingdom Keepers, sassy and artistic), Bubbles and Blossom (PPG) and Belle (beauty and the beast)

63. five songs that would play in your club?

-Boyfriend: BTR, Dancings not a crime: Panic!, Bang bang: Jessie, Ari and Nicki, Read you, wrote you: Drag race lol and Busted from Phineas and Ferb because I can

64. favorite website from your childhood?

-Webkinz, PetPetPark (STILL SALTY ABOUT IT) Club Penguin, Build a bear, Poptropica, i played every game yall

65. any permanent scars?

-only emotionally 

66. favorite flower(s)?

-Roses and water lilies..and every flower cause they pretty.. oh Dahlias too

67. good luck charms?

-petting my dogs. 

68. worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried?

-Mango anything or Cherry. I hate cherry flavoring. 

69. a fun fact that you don’t know how you learned?

-I have a great memory so i usually remember how i learned it, but.. Did you know that the water on the Jungle Cruise in Disneyland is 3 feet deep and dyed brown? Plus the water in all the parks is a special mix that doesn't contain chlorine because alot of people are allergic so its safe to touch? (learn from a disney doc)

70. left or right handed?

-right

71. least favorite pattern?

-those ugly ones on leggings.

72. worst subject?

-Math or english (haha and i like to write)

73. favorite weird flavor combo?

-Grapes and teriyaki sauce. if they on the plate. ill just dip them in. I have an addiction to teriyaki sauce. 

74. at what pain level out of ten (1 through 10) do you have to be at before you take an advil or ibuprofen?

-I dont take any unless I have my period and my cramps are usually at a 10 so i try and take it when they at a 5

75. when did you lose your first tooth?

-when i was young 

76. what’s your favorite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)?

-I LOVE potatos: Fries and mash are best plus baked. I HATE chips thou

77. best plant to grow on a windowsill?

-Any bright flower or ivy

78. coffee from a gas station or sushi from a grocery store?

-coffee, dont like sushi

79. which looks better, your school id photo or your driver’s license photo?

-AHHHH my license is soooooo bad. I had strips of red in my hair (got it when i was 15-16) and i didnt know they took your pic at your permit test. Its awful. School is def better and my senior photo pops. 

80. earth tones or jewel tones?

-Jewel

81. fireflies or lightning bugs?

-Fireflys (arent they the same?)

82. pc or console?

-Console 

83. writing or drawing?

-Both but im better at writing

84. podcasts or talk radio?

-Podcasts but I dont listen to alot. 

84. barbie or polly pocket?

-I played more with Littlest Pet Shop and My Little Pony lol (i have 400) prob Barbie thou

85. fairy tales or mythology?

-oooooooofffff cant decide

86. cookies or cupcakes?

-oooooff i love both but cupcakes

87. your greatest fear?

-wasting my life away.....or heights...certain bugs

88. your greatest wish?

-to be happy and have all my dreams (life, job, romance,etc) happen. Plus going to every Disney Park in the world.

89. who would you put before everyone else?

-Depends on the situation but sometimes you need to take care of yourself before others. If you arent doing good, how the hell you suppose to take care of others. 

90. luckiest mistake?

-hmmm idk being born

91. boxes or bags?

-depends on what im carrying but prob bags

92. lamps, overhead lights, sunlight or fairy lights?

-I love fairy lights

93. nicknames?

-any mispronunciation of my name, Dean, Big D (yes people call me this), Star, Sassafras and some more that yall dont get to know :) You can give me a nickname if ya want

94. favorite season?

-Spring and Summer

95. favorite app on your phone?

-Tumblr, Snapchat, Tsum Tsum 

96. desktop background?

- Its items from super mario and mario kart

97. how many phone numbers do you have memorized?

- Eight

98. favorite historical era?

-oof im a history buff but I do love Greek and Roman because I love mythology...Maybe even 1800s.

hi if you got to the end of this then I love you and for proof leave me a 🐰

[denjyumokuu-a-blog]

“Gods ‘nd goddesses in heaven, how in the good god damn did you even make it here alive?!”

The UB skittered about in the trees, hissing as he took swipes at a disoriented Garchomp in his clearing. His clearing! This damn thing saunters up and into Lush Jungle like he owns the place, then comes right for Xurkitree like some great big delusional dumbass thinking he’s gonna overthrow the king? The Erlking?! It was almost enough to make Xurkitree bust out laughing!

The poor, confused Garchomp roared in frustration as Xurkitree landed in front of him, tail lashing out in a Power Whip and crashing against its leathery hide. The Sand Shark was sent flying, bouncing off of a particularly cruelly-placed set of fancy boulders and sitting up with a new gash across his chest. Xurkitree followed it up by forming a grenade of light in one hand, tossing it at his opponent, where it would explode in a shower of green energy! Garchomp were Ground-Types, but there was nothing stopping the UB from using Energy Ball instead.

“Seriously babe,” He said, halting his assault as he stepped closer to the wounded Dragon. ... The poor thing was trying to crawl away. How cute. “Your dumbass made it this far into my jungle without gettin’ nixed on the way here? How? You just the luckiest damn Garchomp in the world?” With lightning speed he rushed forward, kicking his foe into the air with a powerful limb and grabbing him around the throat. Xurk gave a squeeze of Garchomp’s neck--earning a gasp and a choke from his opponent-- and chuckled.

“Nah, nah, no way in hell, ‘m I right? Otherwise, you wouldn’t be bleedin’ all over my clearing on the verge of death, babe. So tell me babe, what’s your name?” The Garchomp opened his jaws to reply, but Xurkitree cut him off with another squeeze.

Sadistic fuck.

“Heheheh, nevermind! Just remembered I don’t care. So, stop me if ‘M wrong, but let me get your story straight. I don’t actually know you, but all you hero types are the same. You hearin’ stories of the big bad Beast of Lush Jungle, decide you wanna make a name for yourself, ‘nd think you’re gonna take him down for prestige, so you trounce off half-cocked into his territory, and now you’re here gettin’ the shit beat outta you. How’s that, am I in the ballpark?”

Another attempted reply, another squeeze of his plasma caster.

“All I’m gleanin’ is that you’re another dumbass that thinks he can make a name for ‘imself offa MYi work and MY name! Yanno babe, when I saw you bumble into my clearin’ like a lost babe, I thought-- ‘hey, maybe this one’ll be different! Maybe he’ll bring somethin’ new to the table! It might be entertaining at least!’ But you know what? I had no idea what a pathetic waste of my gods damned TIME you’d end up being! You really think you can be someone by ridin’ my coattails to glory?! Get real, idiot! Not even half of the morons that come into my territory are as delusional as you!”

Finally, Garchomp managed a reply.

“H-hey, b-buddy! I know we got off on the wrong fin, but maybe-- you and I can sit down and, uh-- chill? Share some berries? Wh-- what’s your name? M-Mine’s Sigmund! We d-don’t gotta get too violent, Cable Bro!” Xurkitree held Garchomp close to his plume and screeched his reply.

“THAT’S UB-03 LIGHTNING, IF YOU DON’T MIND, BABE!”

His arm reared back and tossed the Garchomp out of his clearing, the Dragon landing on the underbrush with a heavy thud. Xurkitree charged two Energy Balls, one in each hand, lobbing them both at him, where they’d explode with an earth-shattering boom!

“Ugh. What a disappointment.”