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rebelroselabel · 2 months ago
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Hels Pattison sold out The Lost Wanderer
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We are so very grateful for all of you that came out on a Monday night for an evening of stunning alternative folk sounds by Hels Pattison, Grace Elizabeth Harvey, and Ezra Briggs!
These three incredible acts will be gracing the stage again together on Saturday the 15th of February at Leith Depot in Edinburgh. Tickets for the event are on sale now from fatsoma.com.
We can't wait to see you all again soon!
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bet-on-me-13 · 4 months ago
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Amity is a Dimensional Dump
So! Amity Park is a hub of weirdness of all sorts, mostly undead, but there are also a bunch of Multiversal oddities connected to the small town.
There are the minor anomalies. 5th Street has a bad habit of slipping into the Backrooms, Old Lady Jenkin's House sometimes has snow in summer, and of course the Night Sky had a 20% chance of swapping views to another Galaxy. Danny likes that one a lot.
But the biggest Anomaly is how many Multiversal Travellers get lost there.
They are always finding somebody wandering the streets with no idea where they are, and have to help them find their reality of origin. Other times they decide to stay for various reasons, ranging from a bad home life to being the only survivors of a Dead Universe. Half of the population if Amity was made up of the descendants of Lost Travelers, so their DNA was really a mixed bag.
Danny was flying over town when he spotted a Blur on the ground below.
He flew down to intercept, and found a boy in red and yellow panicking over his situation.
"Hey! Can I help you?" He called out.
The boy looked up, and gasped "Are you a Hero? I need help getting back to the Justice League!"
Danny chuckled, "Which one?"
The boy looked confused, "The Adult One? I guess?"
"Not what I meant, sorry. I mean, which Dimension are you from?" He clarified.
"Dimensions? What is going on!?" He shouted.
"Okay, let's calm down and restart. My name is Danny, who are you?" He introduced himself.
The boy took a deep breath, calming himself, before saying, "Okay, my name is Kid Flash, but you can just call me Wally."
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ivytea · 7 months ago
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shelter from the storm
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sparrowlucero · 3 months ago
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this is the iconic dinosaur horror jurassic park wishes it was
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#so there's this person on twitter who is like an infamous drama starter and got a whole forum shut down once#and they wrote this (different) book that's one of the greatest so bad it's good things i've ever read#a few great things that happen in that:#characters get in a car crash and flee on foot. later it's casually mentioned one character had both her legs amputated 'due to fractures'#the character pretending to be american by wearing maga hats that have spy gear built into them#the spy gear in question is an alarm that blares if someone lies in their vicinity#'stuff protocol ' said the queen. 'i'm getting hammered tonight'#the chapter where the prime minister is trying to watch the news so she keeps wandering into bars and tv shops and getting kicked out#the dragon that's casually described as 'about the size of 1000 elephants'#the dragon that's a 'dog dragon hybrid with a chihuahua body and a giant dragon head'#the dragon that's owner punched it in the face and only lets people approach if they 'do the iconic royal wave'#the characters being described as 'the short one' 'the guy with the beard' etc#but there being a lengthy detailed description of the characters in harry potter#'apparently a dragon had burnt essex to cinders in a matter of minutes'#anyways i found out they also wrote (a political parody of indiana jones???) for this book of kids short stories years ago#and you know. we needed to know#so it took me like 4 months to track this precious lost media down#which was very worth it because it turns out it's full of many other iconic gems like CELLAR HELL by Elizabeth Elgie (12)
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beaft · 8 months ago
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whenever i've worked in retail it has always been emphasised that the Thing To Do when a customer comes in is to approach them and do a big smile and go "hi, how are you!! do you need help finding anything today?" (or something similar).
i thought it was universally agreed that nobody enjoys this, but my friend informs me that apparently this line not only works but noticeably improves sales. so, poll:
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deuteragonist1 · 2 years ago
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Merthur really have it all huh. King and lionheart dynamic. Fucking hate at first sight then speedrun to trying to die for the other. Slow burn? Never heard of her. One of them wears gloves and one doesn't and I'm not even gonna bother to explain why that is top fucking tier. Lies and secrets that could bring about the doom of the kingdom. Obviously adore each other but will actually fucking die before saying it with actual words. The prince is a gigantic asshole who doesn't know how to show care or ask for attention like a person who had healthy emotional development as a child and oscillates between pulling pigtails and acting like an over-eager puppy or both at the same time. Domesticity levels previously unheard of. They canonically wear each other's clothes. One of them makes up words and the other promptly starts using them. Both are extremely into the other's specific brand of dumbassery. Their love language is fucking playing together. "I don't want you to change" fuck this fuck everything
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sweetlullabyebye · 2 months ago
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Charles' thing is that he wants to feel alive and that's part of the reason why he decided to never move on to the afterlife right? Meanwhile Edwin thinks Charles will move on and that he'll be alone again because 'he isn't good with people'.
But then when the Night Nurse shows up a second time Charles is ready to go wherever -including Hell- as long as Edwin shouldn't have to go back there, meanwhile Edwin refuses that they be split up, and both are okay with being sent together to the Lost and Found Department to be sorted out later as long as they're together-
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feral-ballad · 12 days ago
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Joy Sullivan, from Instructions for Traveling West: Poems; “Exodus”
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rebelroselabel · 3 months ago
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Hels Pattison live at The Lost Wanderer on 21.10
We're looking forward to our next event at The Lost Wanderer with the wonderful Hels Pattison, Ezra Briggs and Grace Elizabeth Harvey!
We'll be celebrating live music with a glass of red and a slice of pizza, you can do the same by securing your spot through Fatsoma.com.
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weaselle · 7 days ago
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aliens with with communication disabilities that have human service animals whose job it is to use their body and voice to physically and tonally indicate the alien's mood by handling the body language and vocal tones for all face to face communication...
"human service animals" was a weird thing to type but you get what i mean in three words instead of an additional paragraph so
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umboocowju · 1 year ago
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Beast peak's disciple Shen Yuan? Yeah 😌
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fluffylord · 2 months ago
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There’s a certain type I can’t resist.
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starmocha · 3 months ago
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We're waiting on vampire Sylus, but they gave us a nomad instead
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lotusishere · 1 month ago
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I can’t hide the truth much longer. I, Lotus, actually believe that Fitz is kinda funny. He’s not funny in the aspect of haha. He’s funny in the aspect that his side comments, rage rants and comebacks are so diabolical all I can do is laugh.
“Like how you knew about your mom?”
“Maybe don’t run away with the enemy next time.”
“And they’re eating it up-“
My favorites HAVE to be in flashback when Fitz was to seconds from committing mass murder because his mom and dad want to play house with Alvar. I would have been pissed too. Ain’t no way you’re gonna have a terrorist in my house. And what’s even crazier is that they looked at Fitz as if he was crazy for being upset. Ngl I was disappointed in Sophie for a bit when she was like “welllllll Alvar has memory loss-“ because if I was Fitz and I heard that I would have dragged her too. I wouldn’t have given TWO flying shits if he had no memories or not. He’s a terrorist and it’s told MANY TIMES that the right trigger can bring people back. I would not want to live with him in MY home. HELL NO. I’ll try to sleep and he’ll be in front of my bed. I would have jumped him a long time ago and I’m TIRED of people stopping Fitz.
“But pookie wookie bookie bear!!! You can’t hurt Alvar!!!! You’ll end up just like him!!!”
“*snaps fingers* fitzy Pooh please! Look at me 🥺 this isn’t you. If-if-if you do this… you’ll be no better than Neverseen.”
Personally he’s better than me cuz I would have been like “then slap butter on me and call me a biscuit because I don’t give two FUC-“
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roses-and-revolutions · 1 year ago
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A little while ago while hanging out at the manor for game night, Stephanie introduced the family to another one of her current favorite artist.
This was nothing unusual, Steph had a new favorite artist almost every other week. But this one was different. It wasn't just a single person but a group that called themselves ‘Team Phantom’.
Every song was different as every song was sang by a different person. So there was a song for everyone, including Jason.
He feel in love with the soft smooth voice of ‘The Sister’. Her songs were so dreamy and melancholic, and told stories that he often couldn't understand but made him feel like if he were there doing whatever she was doing. Feeling whatever she was feeling.
It was amazing. Her voice was just so beautiful. So calming. So additive, the way it calmed the pits. He didn't know why but every time her songs played it was like the pits disappeared. And so did ever constant green haze that haunted him.
The sense of clarity he was left with when one of her songs ended was like a fuckin high and he couldn't get enough.
Long after the game night he sought after her music. Her songs. Her voice. It was his medicine and his drug. His addiction. Which sucked because just like every other addiction, withdrawal was a BITCH.
It's been six months since ‘The Sister’ has released a new song. Since ANY of Team Phantom had released any new songs. And it was really suspicious considering how consistent their schedules were. But that was okay, kinda. Life was life and maybe something happened. He'll just listen to her old songs on repeat like he's been doing for the last six months.
Is what he said until they posted a new video to their channel.
It wasn't the 3 to 4 minute animated or stagnant image music video he was uses to. Instead, it was a dark shaking video, as if someone was running. Then bright teal eyes appeared on the screen. Everything stopped for a moment. Then came the still soft and smooth but now trembling voice of ‘The Sister’.
She uttered a single word.
“Help.”
Before it ended and turned black.
It could honestly just be a prank. But something told him other wise.
Before he even decided what course of action he was going to take. A message came in through the family group chat. And from the Demon child no less.
‘We need to help Team Phantom. NOW!!!!!’
Everyone agreed.
And Jason felt very validated that he wasn't the only one secretly addicted to their music.
Now it's time to save Team Phantom.
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oneshotprincess · 2 months ago
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the kents really saw this clone of their alien son and went like its Free Son 2.0 :D
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