#the lords of the ring

[justsomerandomfanfic]

Hey Hun, so excited for your celebration!! Could I please get 🍰 with Boromir? My three Facts are that I'm a witch with a wide knowledge of plants, I'm very short (4' 10") and I enjoy feeding people and trying new recipes. Thanks!!

Here ya go!!!! <3333 I hope you like it!

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Boromir;

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You probably met when you joined the Fellowship

You're Gandalf's protégé

You were also the groups healer

Boromir is intrigued by you, being a witch, and a great healer

(And fighter)

Boromir probably challenged you in a small sword duel

You won

Short yet very quick and nimble

He's impressed

During the journey, you often make dinner when you and the Fellowship stopped for the night

You'd also make small little deserts sometimes when you could

You also sometimes hide little snacks for the Fellowship

So when you see someone's feeling down

... Or when Gandalf... "Died"

You just whip out a small snack for everyone

You and Boromir spend a lot more time together after the "passing" of Gandalf

After a bit of grieving

You'd probably teach Boromir a bit about herbs and plants

Wandering close to camp together as you point out some plants and herbs and explain their possible purposes

I like to think that's one of the ways you and Boromir get rather close

Conversations about plants and herbs then become talks of other interests, family, and so on

Love blooms

Pun intended

[paintedcrows]

Did anyone tell Ford (bonus doodles: Family Movie Night, 70s Classics)

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[henry-fox-biggest-stan]

I have never once wished for Tolkien to still be alive as much as I do in this moment

(Some more clips)

[spale-vosver]

[balrogballs]

i'm a writer irl (can't say who because my agent would rightfully put me into a blender and press the button if i go and out myself as "balrogballs") and honestly the funniest and most humiliating incident of my life was the time my finished manuscript triggered a plagiarism flag with the publisher for two lines of prose in my literary fiction novel...

.... which was word for word similar to a paragraph in a certain explicit work on FFN starring elrond and his batsman from the hobbit films, aka that one elf that looked like he ate panic attacks for breakfast (i forget his name but it's Figwit II) where the lord of imladris bends said twink over his writing desk and gives him the battering ram treatment.

and if you think i had to sit in front of one if the biggest publishing companies in the world and admit that it was, in fact, me who wrote the fic where the lord of imladris bends said twink over his writing desk and gives him the battering ram treatment in order to avoid being wrongly flagged for plagiarism, you would be absolutely correct.

(yes they published the book)

[that-catholic-shinobi]

Thinking of the larger context of LOTR and like, the fellowship swapping old war stories and shit and Sam just says “Yeah I killed a huge spider…Shelob, I think?”

And Gandalf just blinks and is like, “You what now?”

“Yeah, killed it. Had to save Frodo”

Gandalf elects not to tell Sam that he killed the spawn of a primordial demon.

[shinraalpha]

i love how Gandalf invested in Hobbits in year one and has been pushing them ever since. Thorin, i hear you need help with a breaking and entering. Can I recommend one of these little cunts? Silent as fuck, trust me. Elrond my dude i know you're skeptical but these four chucklefucks just transported a weapon of mass destruction all the way here. Theoden, you've gotta get yourself a hobbit man, I've got a spare one here. Denathor you big prick, take a hobbit - literally this is the bottom of the range but listen to him sing. Beautiful little bastard.

[sindar-princeling]

Bilbo barely passed Old Took's record lifespan after having a supernaturally-life-extending ring for 60 years. which begs a question. what the hell did Old Took do

[madame-helen]

[moosalicious]

[sweetpondduckling]

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[kazieka]

so I started a new anxiety medication this past week and so far it’s been going very well except that I have extremely vivid dreams and apparently sleep texting. I seem to have sent this at 3am and i have no memory of it

but i am Right