#the longest session

[nekoalodo]

Happy End! ᕕᐛᕗ

The Longest Session - Bonus

(Art from 2022)

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

Transcript -

Gabriel : *heavy breathing and grunting* Bastard. 

Useless bucket of bolts. Yeah, you better run!

Load back to your- Ah shit, that was hard. Load back to your little checkpoint.

Yeah, go ahead. Go P rank the other levels. 

Oh… I’m sorry. Can-can-can I? Excuse me, can I help you?

Columbo : Oh, uh, hi there. Sorry, I didn’t mean to interrupt.

Uh, I’m looking for somebody. 

Uh, Gabriel is it? Is that you? Is that who I’m lookin for?

Listen, I just gotta say, you did an amazing job uh… Fighting off that uh. 

What’d ya-what’d ya call it?

Uh, you called it a… 

Gabriel : A mere object?

Columbo : That’s right. A mere object. 

Phenomenal work. 

I gotta tell ya. Robots, I don’t trust em myself. 

Ya know, I had-I had this one episode where uh, there was this robot named Rob and uh-

Gabriel : Uh, yes. 

That’s very fascinating, but could you perhaps get on with your introduction? 

Columbo : Uh, certainly. So I’m, uh, I’m lieutenant Columbo. Uh, I’m with the LAPD. Uh, I'm in the homicide department. 

Gabriel : Homicide? You can’t kill a machine. 

Columbo : No no no! Of course not. But um… Well… Ya can certainly love one.

Gabriel : D-d-d-detective I- I don’t- I don’t know what you’re implying there with that statement!

As you can tell I… Despise machines and wouldn’t think about doing so- Loving them, I mean.

Columbo : Yes, of course uh. Absolutely, it’s completely unthinkable. 

Except, well. While I was- while I was over here and I opened this door and uh fourteen- fourteen V1 body pillows fell out. Along with a buncha the plushies. 

Uh, and I just can’t imagine how ya- how ya happened upon something like that by accident.

It’s a little ridiculous! Uh, frankly.

Gabriel : Uh, no no no, listen.  

Detective. I can explain, okay? 

Those belong to- uh! That guy over there! 

*Filth-like scream*

Gabriel : Yeah! A real freak! 

Some kinda pervert. I don’t know why we keep him around.

But uh, I-I have nothing to do with it. 

Columbo : Well, ya see, I would believe- I would believe that, but uh. 

It’s just that- Well we had the boys at the lab run these pillows and we found your cum- We found your DNA all over em, uh.

You’re-You’re under arrest, I’m killing you.

Gabriel : K-hah. Kill me? *laughs*

Oh detective. 

Columbo : Oh. Aw fuck.

Gabriel : I’m afraid you’ve made a grave mistake. 

Because, in fact… What is going to happen instead…

Is actually what I’m gonna- AHHHG MOTHERFUCKER

I’LL FUCKIN KILL YOU

SON OF A BITCH 

AHHG YOU BASTARD

I’LL RIP YOU APART 

PIECE OF SHIT

YOU FUCK

ASSHOLE

BITCH

*Grunting* 

Oh Shit. 

Oh. What have I done? 

V1 : Bro, tell me you didn’t just kill a fucking cop.

Gabriel : The law will be here any second now… 

Machine, flush the drugs.

V1 : No way, bro. Let’s smoke that.

Gabriel : All of it?!?

Hm… One last ride…

Well, alright.

*coughing his lungs out*

V1 : No Gabriel, holding it in doesn’t do anything!

*Gabriel continues to cough his lungs out*

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Audio source part 2

[sunnibits]

I can’t even remember the last time I did fanart for something I wasn’t hyperfixated on but this image just came into my head and wouldn’t leave so I had to draw it

also lovingly dedicated to @soliusss

[pansyfemme]

just a heads up that enmeshment with your therapist is a sign that you need a different therapist. you go to these people to offload and heal, but if you're emotionally enmeshed and that's keeping you from bringing topics forward, that is no longer a healthy relationship nor a therapist that should be treating you.

just so you're aware. your therapist should not be an uncle figure you're afraid to talk about embarrassing stuff with, he's an impartial audience to help you heal. that emotional connection is now HINDERING you from healing.

honestly! me making one personal post! does not tell you the full story! while i defintly have an emotional connection with him- i have had other therapists in my life in and out the entire time. i seek help from other sources frequently! i said it was like talking to an uncle simply because of the fact he’s known me since i was a child, which makes talking about adult topics at times a little embarrasing because he knew me when i was 11!! he is not like an uncle to me in an other respect, i have a seperation. and i have openly discussed this with him and why im uncomfortable at times!! but we talk it out!! because its my therapist and me making one post doesnt mean you know everything!! geez!! also ive been embarrassed to talk about sex with every other therapist ive had!! not your call to make!!

[biscuit-munchies]

I love Donita. Maybe a bit too much >>

[literallyroselacroix]

New ep spoilers!! My thoughts part 2.

The fact that the single most selfless thing Ace has done this entire chapter was dying. Wowza. He truly is a tragic little guy 💀 anyway the way Teruko blames herself for just about every death that has occurred so far makes me sad, bcs ITS ALL XANDER’S FUCJINF FAULT THAT STUPID CUNT(and whoever the mastermind is ig). I spit on his grave he’s my #1 opp FUCKING HELL I WANNA THROW HIM OFF A BUILDING AND SHAKE HIM UP AND DOWN 😡 The fact that we’ve lost lesbians to wack ass men BOTH TIMES PISSES ME OFF IM GON RIOT ACE MARKEY AND XANDER MATTHEWS CNA FUCK OFF. Teruko is TEWW pretty to be going through all this bullshit 😭🙏 she deserves thee longest vacay for realsies!

[pairofshoes1]

where is this slugcat going?

[mogubeloved]

mortal kombat therapist au and its shang tsung flirting with liu kang while liu kang tries to find out what the fuck is wrong with him

[autumngracy]

Not me creeping up to the wordcount of the fourth longest book ever written

[nekoalodo]

Gaming while locked up in a body bag sure is tricky...

The Longest Session - Part 03

(Art from 2021)

[wiltenjoyer]

day 9 of working on this comic and I'm sooo so close to being done ! I don't think I've ever spent this long on anything before, I usually start getting self conscious that it's Bad Actually and give up if something takes longer than like 2 days

[mellohiizz]

whats your favorite lssmp dynamic, mel? what inspires you the most? which moment of them you cherish more than other? and which one youd prefer to forget 💫

uhhh. okay. um. just a heads-up, i'm still relatively new to lifesteal and not fully caught up with everything, but i'll just talk about stuff i like about it, i guess. long yap session below. ^_^

i assume you mean dynamic as in between players, so i'm taking this as an excuse to yap about some. my top favorites are definitely eclipse, pmc, pride duo and devotion duo. those are the one's i am absolutely not normal about. eclipse is pretty obvious, they were the first trio i actually fully got into, and they still have a huge spot in my heart. they're incredibly tragic and they were most definitely doomed by the narrative from the start and were destined to completely destroy one another. (which clearly ended up happening). pmc and pride duo were also one of the first ones i took quick interest in, and while pmc also falls into the doomed by the narrative dynamic i love so much, i just genuinely enjoy the whole dynamic of their team. pride duo also have a big soft spot in my heart, their entire thing in s5, their opposite goals, where spoke wanted to just get away from the chaos he has caused, while planet was chasing power, exactly the way spoke was, so spoke had to give him the whole talk about how much power messes people up, and then planet, spending so much effort on getting the hearts, wasn't able to betray spoke in the end because they formed a genuine bond... they make me ill. don't even get me started on devotions. it was a whole journey that started with me not even enjoying their dynamic that much, and right now i'm completely obsessed with these freaks. there's simply too much to talk about with them and i don't know if i can even properly get into it. okay, about inspiration, honestly, i just really enjoy the different storylines and how well certain characters contrast with one another. like zam put it in one of his recent streams, since there's no script to it, it feels very natural and genuine. how people interact, how they react to situations, how they deal with things. also just the whole thing with hearts is such an interesting concept, it was a big part of why i even took interest in ls in the first place. i'm not sure if i can name a specific moment i cherish, but i can definitely tell you what i'd like to forget. season 4. specifically, eclipse federation. they owe me the most therapy sessions out of everyone else.

[mid-noon]

the scene in chapter 10 of 20k leagues under the seas in which Nemo announces he is going to keep the abraham lincoln trio alive was Incredible to me. like it genuinely went like this

Nemo: I have decided to keep you aboard:) any questions?

Aronnax and the trio: can we go out

Nemo: >:( no why would you. I'm sparing your life, appreciate it

the trio: but why not let us go

Nemo: >:( I could kill you right now

the trio: sure we'll stay no more questions.

Nemo: glad we've got that settled. Now, professor: hiiiii:3 helloooo:3

he then took several sentences to basically say "I can show You the World <3" to aronnax. like there was NO reason for him to keep anyone on board he did NOT plan to release anyone that early in the book for them to write about the wonders of the ocean. his reasoning was . showing aronnax sea creatures?

[httpiastri]

How did we get to Paul's love life? He's a 20 year old male, who's job is to literally travel and be in shape. He's going to have fun with girls...we shouldn't turn this into another Ollie situation

idk if you follow me or know me but the subject of drivers' love lives sometimes comes up on this blog (you're allowed to unfollow/block if that makes you uncomfortable ☺️) but we always keep it at a respectful level (none of the insane stalking that goes on if you go onto other platforms…).

again, you may not know me but the thing i always say about drivers and their relationships is that i support them fully. it may look like i care more than i "should", but it's only because i get so happy for them and love hearing that they're in relationships bcs yk it usually means they're happy. "he's going to have fun with girls" – i really hope he does!! i'm not one of those who hate seeing them with girls because he's supposed to be mine !!! even seeing lando with that new girl of his (i can never remember her name lol) makes me so happy bcs im sure he's having a good time ????

and like abt the ollie situation, i agree to 1000%. my opinion though is that fans are a bit calmer on tumblr? at least my side of tumblr? so if i answer a few asks about f2 boys and girls whom they are or are not dating then i don't think there's that big of a harm. i really dont like the age gap between estelle and ollie but i also get so angry thinking about all those "fans" who stalked her and so on. there's a quite thick line and yet people managed to overstep it, and im so so sorry for both ollie and estelle. but, im not really scared that my convos with anons on here will result in something similar to what happened with them

[mars-ipan]

road trip update 2.5: the fact that i will be driving on the highway for the first time at night in an unfamiliar area is setting in and i am getting Nervous. got some fear tears out and i feel a little better now so hopefully i can actually sleep

[vaniliens]

The yaoi devil has posessed me again what the hell is this