#the locust god

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The Locust God

Artist: Lius Lasahido TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link

[dahairoman]

Hardest part of interact with other MTG players for me is noticing how little does anyone else care for Coherence with theme an aesthetic.

Sure, giving your Giant Spider a Bow is the best and most effective way to take advantage of it's Effect, but do you have ANY ideas how silly does it look? She doesn't even have tumbs, you're completely messing up her balance...

You want me to put an Idea-stractor, skull-piercer helmet into my swarm of locusts? How do you expect it to fit in? And what kind of ideas do you expect me to stract from a bug?

[starry-mang0s]

Bug :>

[whatsthatmagiccard]

I really thought the offspring tokens from Bloomburrow would be drawn by the same artist as their 'parent', but as far as I can tell, none of them are. Anyhow, I'd love to have a few of these guys taped to my wall if the offspring tokens weren't gonna end up more expensive than half the real cards in the set.

[hale-nathan]

Trump Weird News - Trump, God & Locust

[ceoofjosuke]

the average edh round lasting 33 minutes factoid is actually a statistical error. the average edh round is actually just a little over 1.5 minutes. izzet georg, who's rounds last over 29 hours, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted

[boxwinebaddie]

anyways *me ignoring my stannic attack* speaking of tkak ( the delicious uncle nina tsot toxic yuri ) i'm conflicted bc writing it in the old english is kind of impossible to read...but having stas say shit like "gwendolyn, your frock looks rather fetching, particularly the bodice Not That I Was Looking Upon It!" and "alas boys! i am ruined! fetch me the mead so that i may drown my eternal sorrows in it before i throw this cruel wretched form from the bell tower" and "butters you are true ally and kinsman! tucker...may your next meal contain many Poisons" IS SO FUCKIN FUNNY THAT I MIGHT ACTUALLY HAVE TO

[familiarquotation]

Gladness gleams all the way to the grave

Mary Oliver, Honey Locust

[kenobihater]

honestly being in some tall CRP grasses and brambles and brush would fix me <- a man who hasn't walked in the countryside in over a year

[bawkrya]

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🍐If you had to narrow down your clan into 2 movie genres, which genres would you pick?

70s-80s Fantasy/Horror!!!! Yayyy!!!!!

🍓Show off your favorite wet cat (pathetic) dragon and share a fun fact about them!

HMMM . . . . I DONT THINK I HAVE ANY PATHETIC WET CATS IN MY LORE . . . . WHICH I SHOULD FIX? i just have miserable hot men or pampered princesses so heres The Closest to pathetic

He is more of the miserable hot man type but also hes never won any of the fights hes started w his family, his dad forgets he exists after killing his mom, his younger brother wants him dead while his older brother cant bring himself to gaf abt his situation, and he was cast off from his dads temple at 16 so he's had to claw his way back to the top frm a young age. That and he has so many issues from the prior that he hasnt been able to maintain a normal relationship w the one guy who gives a fuck about him (enki) and thinks physically attacking gods stronger than him is the best solution. <- clueless

🍇Share the "villain" or main antagonist of your clan and talk about them!

This is really hard to say bc a lot of my guys are Bad People but they have Good Reasons. Most of the time. I also have a lot of antagonistic guys. Ummm. The vermin council are the Big "bad" guys in canon aspect because they want the deities dead, but they were all individuals heavily wronged by the deities or Represent those wronged by them. The Private Council are heavily controlling and will do absolutely cruel shit to those that oppose them but also theyre at the mercy of the vc who has done arguably worse to the members of the pc, and pc is just trying to protect the clan of phrauge. But then theres small bad guys like Ghor who eats dragons who fall into the acridi harbor

[soullessjack]

truly don’t think soulless heaven tool jack was utilized to his fullest potential. he should’ve caused someone’s eyes and mouth to telekinetically sew up until they were blinded and suffocated under the pretense that “snitches get stitches”

[kaenelis]

MY BOIS ARE THRIVING!!!!

[real-live-human]

sticking to my mtg deckbuilding principle of only making a deck if i can come up with a dumb joke name for it

[nysocboy]

I've had worse dates, too.

Other than that, how did you like the show?

As God is my witness, I thought locusts were flowers.

Believe it or not, this is not the worst date I've ever been on.

So, want to stop for waffles?

I don't care what they say, you're my boyfriend, not my girlfriend.

It's not your fault. You didn't know it was St. Patrick's Day.

In Episode 2.9, the guys leave the studio after a swarm of locusts destroys the Baby Billy's Bible Bonkers filming.

#2 is referencing a famous line from WKRP in Cincinnati: "As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly."

#5: where did Keefe get that hourglass figure?

[haaaaaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted]

Locust God by Lius Lasahido

[firosart]

Sliver Overlord vs The Locust God

Commander titans at war