#the locust god

[currann]

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[dahairoman]

Hardest part of interact with other MTG players for me is noticing how little does anyone else care for Coherence with theme an aesthetic.

Sure, giving your Giant Spider a Bow is the best and most effective way to take advantage of it's Effect, but do you have ANY ideas how silly does it look? She doesn't even have tumbs, you're completely messing up her balance...

You want me to put an Idea-stractor, skull-piercer helmet into my swarm of locusts? How do you expect it to fit in? And what kind of ideas do you expect me to stract from a bug?

[starry-mang0s]

Bug :>

[xantchaslegacy]

[davidaugust]

[whatsthatmagiccard]

I really thought the offspring tokens from Bloomburrow would be drawn by the same artist as their 'parent', but as far as I can tell, none of them are. Anyhow, I'd love to have a few of these guys taped to my wall if the offspring tokens weren't gonna end up more expensive than half the real cards in the set.

[hale-nathan]

Trump Weird News - Trump, God & Locust

[888slaughteredwhores]

⛧⃝

[ceoofjosuke]

the average edh round lasting 33 minutes factoid is actually a statistical error. the average edh round is actually just a little over 1.5 minutes. izzet georg, who's rounds last over 29 hours, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted

[blujayonthewing]

my youngest brother never wants anything for christmas so I got a puzzle box to contain some caysh, and I was able to solve it pretty quickly to fill it (I also got chocolate gold coins 😌); I'm not disappointed about this from a gifting perspective since it was literally a last minute pull just for SOMETHING to zhuzh up boring money, but I AM disappointed because now I very badly want to be solving more puzzle

[pillarsalt]

the last post I wrote about dog communication was mostly about body language, but I'm doggysitting my little baby stepson again (he's a grown man ((neutered,)),) (this is punctuation hell I'm in hell,) and am reminded of how attentive they are to tonal language as well. After a while, saying "good boy! :)" and "beep boop! :)" in exactly the same tone has the same effect on the dog's attitude, same with "hey, no. >:(" and "din-gus. >:(". I love the fact that when I'm tired or only half paying attention to him, I can communicate in apelike grunts and he still gets what I mean (well mostly, he can only take so many minutes of minimal attention, you see.) In these moments I've abbreviated "that's a good boy" to "zzg'aboi".

Another thing in dog language is you can say "heh heh!" without actually using your vocal chords, like just panting twice quickly, and a lot of dogs will immediately get into play mode. I just did it in my kitchen and heard dog in the other room jump up and snatch his toy off the floor. So cuteee.

[dykexenomorph]

DESPERATELY want to write character analysis for tht god forsaken marvel show but i dont even know where to start w it but its okay bc i can just finally act on the fic ideas i have for it instead but actually trying to write anything ever makes me feel like im slamming into a brick wall well thats fine ill just draw the comic ideas i have for it except for the fact tht ive been stuck in the worlds most heinous case of a months-long artblock. GOD. GOOD GOD.

[sonofdysonsphere]

Locust God declared president as all ridings report blue and red!

[kaerinio]

sitting here shrieking and crying, thinking about how drogon screams at full volume in dany's face, and how, in that moment, she glimpses what she's been reduced to and broken into during her time in meereen. she sees how she's shrunk herself to fit into what has been intended for her by the harpy and her conspirators. thinking about how, while drogon is upset and hurting because he's been injured, a part of his shrieking at her is to, in a sense, awaken her. he's forcing her to look at him, specifically into his eyes, so that she may face herself and remember who she is.

[familiarquotation]

Gladness gleams all the way to the grave

Mary Oliver, Honey Locust

[hickeygender]

honestly being in some tall CRP grasses and brambles and brush would fix me <- a man who hasn't walked in the countryside in over a year