#the locked tomb tetriarchy

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Augustine: *watches his brother die by suicide in a premeditated and successful attempt to force his soul down Augustine's throat, has just finished gagging down the remains*

John: damn that sucks

John: anyway i just had the best idea vis a vis religious nomenclature. Guess what youre going to be calling ur fellow lyctors

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okay but in the bespoke divine threesome, what if god called out the wrong names

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Ianthe Naberius the First: god forbid a women do anything

John: I don't remember doing anything of the sort

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Nova au gideon instead of wearing the bone corset (corpselet, if you will) has a pair of skeletal hands grabbing her tits. Sometimes to punctuate a point she has them let go and flip the middle finger.

(This post is dedicated to the lady on the bus with the cool shirt, may you never know what you inspired)

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a long time ago A-- and M-- clung to each other at the beginning of the end of the world and one day Augustine and Mercymorn do the same over what they think is the corpseless death of god.  A long time ago M--’s final words were a plea for the life of her friend John and then one day Mercymorn tries to kill him and he murders her for it.  “You could tell it’s bad when A-- and M-- agree,” John tells Harrow over and over again, and then ten thousand years after they died for him together, together they try to kill him

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the tragedy of m-- “I will not make reproductive injustice part of humanity’s exodus,” when one day mercymorn will execute a plan to baby trap god

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harrow: please undo what i’ve done, lord... i will never ask anything of you, ever again, if you just give me back the life of Gideon Nav.

god: I can’t... I would very much like to.  But that soul’s inside you now.  If I tried to pull it out, I’d take yours with it and destroy both in the process.

me: *reads nona the ninth*

me: SO THAT WAS A FUCKING LIE

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I fucking believe in my heart that cam and pal are from the sixth so that when they start being buddies with giddy and harry the friendship is 69

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So mercymorns hair is probably not naturally peach and she was working on the cryo project which means maybe she had a doctorate or some biological/medical training pre resurrection and John Gaius is a meme loving fuck

So my secret headcanon is that mercy is a natural blonde healer and her post resurrection nickname is actually an overwatch reference

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Hahaha accidental g1deon and pyrrha triad hahahaha did g1deon ever look at wake with heart ache thinking she'd be just pyrrha's type

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Alecto and shes played by Margot Robbie

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John gaius as written by tamsyn muir, known homestuck: put the barbie back in the box