#the llamas are very gay

[gothic-darling]

The scene where Carl instantly tries to come up with things him and Paul can do together when it’s raining is so underrated but one of my favs in the epilogue.

He goes from trying to show him it’s not that bad so that they can do what they had planned to trying to find other ways to spend time together. It’s one of my fav moments because it’s genuinely just them being friends/partners/wtv (before it gets weird) or at least a look at what their friendship/relationship could’ve been like when they were both still together (if we ignore the fact it’s not actually Paul and that he’s faceless)

I imagine that while they were still alive it would’ve been moments like those that convinced Paul to stay, and the reason he was with Carl in the first place. Sometimes there was no murder, no fear, just two people playing truth or dare on a rainy day

[yonpote]

i feel like newer and younger phannies dont rlly grasp how dan's like old random and often offensive humor went a little hand-in-hand as just a part of culture at the time? i guess the main thing that "xD llamas placentas" humor and "weird rape joke" humor have in common is that it's unexpected. you see these timid-looking guys on your computer screen talking about northern english slang and then they're talking about getting SA'd in a ginnel, it's quite shocking (at least if you haven't been completely desensitized the way a lot of us have.) and that edgy type of humor is still all over online but nowadays it's mainly associated with alt-righters, but some remnants of it are still present even in left wing millennials like dnp. i feel like nowadays emo culture itself is seen as quite innocent, but a lot of it was just straight up about self harm or glorifying self harm. on one hand you could argue that it was a way to cope and connect with people who have been through a similar thing as you, but at the same time i do know people who genuinely would hurt themselves in order to be seen a true emo. so emo culture was also very much steeped in that edgy mindset (i mean it still is but i think a lot of ppl nowadays just look at the less harmful aspects of it) and ESPECIALLY the queerness of emo culture. like at the time, if you were an emo guy you were just kinda assumed to be bi or at the very least you kiss boys to attract emo girls. being seen as queer was part of being counter culture, and it kinda is still but in particular w like mcr (who. we know gee is queer. we know this.) like the Guys were kissing on stage and stuff BECAUSE it would get booed by straight guys, like to be queer was edgy! supporting gay people WAS edgy, as much as yelling slurs in an ironic fashion was. but that came with the understanding that it wasn't safe to ACTUALLY identify as queer, so people would either hide behind the label of bi or state it in "above the belt" vagueries without actually confirming anything. i mean, there was a time where being an edgy atheist meant going against puritanical republicans and all of their beliefs, but then white cishet male atheists realized actually it's in their favor to side with the christians on the rights of marginalized people. but like other ppl who are much smarter than me have talked abt how ppl fell down the 4chantroll to maga hat pipeline years ago so yall dont need to hear it from me lol.

anyway was there a point to this? uhh yeah just like understanding that dnp Especially 2011 dan come from a time period where edgy humor meant anything from making ironic sexist comments to shouting placenta in the middle of the street

[voidartisan]

Anyway. Survived another semester. So. Star Wars characters as things my friends, professors, and classmates have said (plus a few things i've overheard on campus). two for the price of one bc in spring I forgor

Echo: Fives! GO!

Fives: NO! It's a free country!

Fives: *starts singing Republic anthem*

Echo: you can't sing the national anthem and BE A COWARD!!!

Ahsoka: Maybe they just really wanted there to be a gay weasel

Barriss: Hello. We were just talking about how my grandma's dog has a foot fetish

Sabine, in a class discussing ancient Egyptian art: Okay, don't hate me for this question, but, in the movie The Mummy---

Anakin: I didn't hit him that hard!

Obi-Wan: YOU BROKE HIS NOSE.

Omega: How’d you get those washboard abs, grandma?

Rex: I'd never say anything like that to you on purpose. You're like a daughter to me.

Echo: Thank you

Kanan: I watched two squirrels fighting in the middle of the street this morning. Kinda gave me Hector and Achilles

Din Djarin: WHO IS THIS BABY?

Rex: WHO DID YOU MARRY????

Luke: OH! I got t-boned to this song! :D

Kanan: Thou art the bomb dot com

Hound, dreamily: I want my ashes tested for narcotics

Thorn: They got a dried llama fetus. From Bolivia

Thire: Not the llama fetus

Jesse: Do you eat the cherry pits?

Kix: No? I'm pretty sure those have cyanide in them.

Jesse: *slowly removes cherry pit from mouth*

Obi-Wan: You'd think that with my very high reading level I would have figured that out sooner

Ahsoka: I mean, Yoda's made it that long

Barriss: Okay, but he's filled with happiness and good thoughts. I'm filled with bitterness and ibuprofen.

Ahsoka: This is why we have repentance and insurance

Cody, speaking to a spider in the shower: First of all, you're a pervert

Wooley, awake at 1 am: Next time, we should do drugs

Ezra: I thought I was about to have my Snow White moment, but instead, I almost got rabies

Leia: I'm trying to tell a story, and you're BOOGIEING

Hunter: I like where I am.

Phee: Surrounded by girls?

Hunter: No. Dirt.

Ventress: Give that man some cleavage

Riyo: When I say I've got that dog in me, it's Snoopy

Crosshair: If I was a bird, I would be homicidal

Luke: They made him straight. And SAD.

Wrecker: I don't need you to tell me what to do, number man!

Quinlan: Hear me out---

Luminara: You are NOT allowed to say that

Anakin: Arsonists are easy to catch. They leave a bunch of evidence.

Ahsoka: Like fire?

Anakin: Like fire.

Anakin, to Obi-Wan: You like blondes so blond that you can't tell if they have receding hairlines or not

Leia: I have no moral code when it comes to my father.

Hunter: I just love you, okay?

Crosshair: Okay.

Hunter: And I'm gonna slap you in the face the next time I see you.

Phee: They de-'tismed my boy

Fives, singing weakly, laying the wrong way on a mattress, with his legs up against the wall and head and arms hanging off the edge: 🎶H-O-T-T-O-G-O, you can take me hot to go~🎶

Anakin: *shows Ahsoka a clip of the Grinch*

Ahsoka: How did they get live footage of you?

Obi-Wan: What were you saying?

Quinlan: I forgot

Obi-Wan: I know; I was just asking out of courtesy

Luke: A FULL rye chip?! Alms for the poor!

Ventress: Hold on, he's gonna do the slutty cape wave again

Rig Nema: He died of a pulmonary embolism

Kix: Happens to the best of us

Ezra: Should I have known that talking in a spoon in my mouth would make it fall? PROBABLY. But what if this ONE TIME it was DIFFERENT

Hera, abruptly: I need to start listening to more ABBA

Tech: I'm too weird and I need to get weirder.

Obi-Wan: Dead husband. With cancer. At least it's in a nice font.

Satine: Hmm. No.

Obi-Wan: I'm sorry, would it be easier to break the news in Times New Roman?

Phee: I am a very patient woman in terms of patience

Fives: *hands Tup his toast in order to take a picture of Jesse lying next to the trashcan*

Fives: *takes picture*

Fives: *holds out hand* Toast me

Padme: He can make that Perry the Platypus noise- and I think that's hot, by the way-

Echo: I’m going to commit a crime if I have to move these gnomes again

Kanan: My gym skills are akin to a headless chicken attempting hopscotch

[heygirltimeformorning]

come ride on me (i mean camaraderie)

4.5 words, Explicit, Buddie

Summary: “Eddie, this isn’t -- casual for me,” Buck says finally, like he’s cutting the wires to a bomb. “I can’t -- I don’t do casual anymore.” He looks up at Eddie, open and bleeding, totally disarmed. He’s the most beautiful thing Eddie’s ever seen. Buck takes a breath, looks down, shakes his head. “I mean,” he says, “I can’t do casual with you.”

“Who,” Eddie asks, very quietly, “said anything about casual?”

*

Eddie has to confront the fact that he’s gay and not just confusing platonic feelings for sexual ones because he’s lonely on a Sunday afternoon when he walks into the locker room after a call where Buck had gotten up close and personal with the business end of an elephant, and Buck is naked, toweling his hair off, still grumbling about elephant shit and why the fuck animal control had a weight limit, and something about turkeys and llamas, but Eddie’s brain goes offline when he sees Buck’s dick.

Look, it’s just there. It’s not like he’d been looking, he’d just glanced over at Buck, and there it was. It’s not even the first time he’s seen Buck’s dick (the showers are communal, he’s seen everyone’s dicks, if they have them) but this is, like, full frontal; it’s the first time Eddie has come eye-to-eye, so to speak, with Buck’s dick, and look, Eddie is not a dick expert, but Buck’s dick is -- well, it’s not small, even soft, not even close, and Eddie yelps, like one of those little rat dogs getting stepped on, and leaves the locker room immediately, which is totally normal behavior after seeing his best friend’s dick.

“Eddie?” Buck pokes his head around the door of the locker room, brows knit together in concern.

“Fine, I’m fine,” Eddie says, in response to the question on Buck’s face. “I’m fine. Just -- uh -- tripped over - over - something. I’m fine.”

Eddie is not fine. He hobbles through the rest of the shift -- there isn’t much left of it -- and then he goes home, avoiding Buck’s offer of post-shift food, which is their ritual, now that Chris is in Texas.

The problem is, Eddie can’t stop thinking about it. Well, that isn’t the problem, but the problem is that when he thinks about Buck’s dick, he has other thoughts. It would be one thing if he just thought about Buck’s dick like wow good for him, but Eddie wants to see it again. He wants. He wants, that’s the problem. Frank would have a field day with that, but Eddie is not sharing this with Frank (or anyone). He’s been on the cusp of a gay realization for -- well, awhile. It’s been coming - somewhere between the cheerleader with the broken pelvis, and confusing his hatred of Tommy for homophobia when it was jealousy - Eddie might have been in the closet, but he wasn’t stupid. The problem wasn’t that he was (apparently) gay, or bi or whatever (he hasn’t had time to experiment with labels -- or, rather, he’s had nothing but time to experiment with labels, but it doesn’t interest him that much), the problem was that his not-straight feelings were, apparently, manifesting as lust about his best friend. Realizing he’s gay? Fine. Realizing he wants to get up close and personal with a penis? Also fine. Realizing the penis he wants to get up close and personal with is one specific penis -- the one attached to his best friend? Very much not fine.

finish reading on AO3 :)

[grumpyghostdoodles]

Howdy! I saw you were sharing facts about the Dreemurr kids in the Dadyrus AU, so I was wondering, do you have any Clover and Dreemurr kids facts to share? I'm really curious about their relationship with them seeing as they all seem close! That's all, I love your works and I hope you're doing well!

Howdy Roman! I always love seeing you come by and the tags that you give!! Im doing fine, thank you for asking, and sure, have some Clover+ Dreemurrs facts! The silly goobers:

Clover is nonbinary, but do sometimes identify as male, so they use they/them/he/him, and they are gay!

Clover is a year older than Asriel-Chara!...at least on their ID. It's a common topic of heated discussion between the older dreemurrs and clover (“WE WERE BORN IN THE 60/70’S, WERE OLDER” “SAY THAT TO MY ID, SEE!!! IT SAYS THAT IM A YEAR OLDER” “FUCK YOUR LYING ASS ID” “SAY THAT TO MY FACE”)

Clover loves hugging Asriel, he feels like a warm plushie. Asriel is more than used to have Clover+Sibilings+Cousin hanging off him like baby possums.

Clover is fucking terrified of Chara. They think they're the antichrist or smth.

Don't get me wrong, Chara and Clover are amazingly close friends, so chaotic together, Clover is Chara's only friend (“No, Chara, your siblings don't count”), and yet they still find Chara absolutely creepy.

They tried to see if they were some demon for a while (*Clover Puts cross on wall* *Chara, a previous cult escapee, makes a face at it* “You're religious, Clover?” “Oh, no…I found it in the shed and thought it might look cool” “Ugh, your choice in decor is trash” “Clover, internally: “That's what I thought you'd said, you Sam Hill”)

Chara approves of Clover and Asriel dating, don't worry. They like that Clover is so loyal and ready to defend if needed, and that they make his brother laugh.

Frisk adores Clover, they think it's very cool to see a real life cowboy!

Clover had 6 siblings. They…didn't get much attention from their parents. Or their siblings. The older kids resented having to look after the little ones, but didnt treat them bad. They were just very tired and sad. Clover could see that they were a burden.

Clover is used of taking care of themselves and doing some chores.

Clover can cook, and likes to make Asriel snacks! They wrote down each Dreemurr’s favorites so they wouldn't forget!

Asriel and Clover learned how to ride a bike together, neither knew how to before, and go on rides to have fun

Frisk reminds Clover of their younger siblings. Said younger siblings are now 10 years older than when they last saw them. 

Clover almost passed the fuck out bc they laughed at something that Asriel said when they were eating a sandwich, and started to choke, and Asriel had to do the heimlich maneuver while crying hysterically. 

Chara is responsible. Clover is responsible. Somehow, Responsible + Responsible = All thoughts are now cancelled, so Clover and Chara are super chaotic when left alone.

“Oh hi kids, what did you two do today” “*Clover+Chara: Holding a live llama by a leash, each with a shaved ice cone and a jester hat*: We bombed a dennys” “WHAT-”

The Dreemurrs and Clover dont go to the same school, Clover lives in the underground at the desert, where they rotate between Dad Starlo+Cerobas house and Mom Martlet's house. But it's still close in distance with the surface, so they all hang out constantly!

[sappy-the-dog]

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[mosneakers]

Rebel: Fine Lou, here it comes. When I was a little kid, I kinda had this problem… And it’s not even that big of a deal! Something like 8%? of kids do it—but whatever, it's— for some reason, I don’t know why… I would just kinda… sit around all day… and draw pictures of llamas.

Lou: …What?

Rebel: Draw pictures of llamas.

Lou: Llamas? Like a man llama?

Rebel: Yeah, like a man llama.

Rebel: I’d just sit there, hours on end, drawing llamas. I didn’t know what it was. I couldn’t touch the pen to a piece of paper without drawing the shape of a llama.

Lou: That’s fucked.

Rebel: No shit. It’s really fucked up. Here I am, this little kid, and I can’t stop drawing llamas to save my own life.

Lou: Alright, I mean… I just—I don’t see what this has to do with Selene.

Rebel: Just listen, okay?

Rebel: Your precious little Selene? ...Sat next to me for all of 4th grade. And in the classroom was where I did the majority of my illustrations. I was very secretive about this whole llama operation I had goin' on. Even I thought I was fucking crazy, imagine what everyone else would think! So I would stash all my llama drawings in this Ghostbusters lunchbox that I had. So one day… I'm finishing up this real big, veiny, triumphant bastard, all of a sudden…

Lou: ...You hit Selene's foot with your llama?

Rebel: Yeah. I know.

Rebel: She starts crying—she flips out! And she rats me out to the principal! He finds this Ghostbusters lunchbox llama treasure chest, and he fucking flips out. He calls in my parents— turns out, this principal is a religious fanatic, and he thinks I’m possessed by some sort of llama devil. My parents make me go see some therapist, and he’s asking me all these llama questions. They literally stopped me from eating foods that were shaped like llamas. No hot dogs, no popsicles… You know how many foods are shaped like llamas? The best kinds!

Lou: [Nods] Yeah. Well, I don't— that's really messed up. Super gay.

Rebel: Alright well let's stop this madness, and go get some desert.

....April Fools :P

When I saw this secret of Rebel's, I knew I heard this story before, and I couldn’t help myself 😄

No worries though, the real regularly scheduled Brick posting will resume this evening ♥

[boombambaby]

An opinion on sexuality no one asked for, and I’ve been putting off for a long time because it’s a little bit touchy for me;

I kind of refuse to put any label on Kuzco, and here’s why.

In the movie they portray Kuzco as flamboyant, feminine, sassy, arrogant, narcissistic and lazy before the big llama fiasco— which to some, automatically makes him gay, or as some people put it ‘a bi/pansexual icon’ or whatever.

The scene with the brides is and has always gone down as a ‘LOOK! Here’s the proof!’ that he’s gay because he’s so dismissive and condescending to them, and insists the match maker could do better. When in reality, it’s because he’s 17 IN THAT SCENE, and is more concerned with his upcoming birthday and the meeting with the peasant who’s hill he’s going to destroy to build a WATERPARK ON. Because he is a selfish little PUNK, and does not care about the bride stuff. At all. Not because he isn’t interested in women.

The brides thing is a tradition— a boring one at that— and while yes he has to marry to hold the throne, I’m of the mindset that it has been DRILLED INTO HIM from the moment he could walk that as Emperor, he is FLAWLESS AND PERFECT in every way, the ideal of the Incan people and a literal descendant of the Sun God— any potential bride he chooses should be AS perfect or flawless as he is, to carry on the Royal genes and continue the perfect bloodline. Which? If he thinks HE is the ideal and the most perfect Incan and a gift to all mankind, WOULD MAKE IT IMPOSSIBLE BECAUSE NO ONE WOULD BE ACCEPTABLE TO MARRY, since there is NO ONE as perfect as HE IS.

It literally says it in the song;

“The quintessence of perfection, that is he.”

“Years of such selective breeding, generations have been leading to this MIRACLE of life that we all know!”

I dislike the idea that BECAUSE he is a sassy man who at that point in time (before character development) had incredibly high, near impossible standards and no interest in following along with a boring tradition, is automatically assumed to be gay or at the very least, not the ‘western’ interpretation of straight or whatever else.

The scene was meant to portray him as an arrogant, selfish prick who finds enjoyment in belittling others and has little care for anything that isn’t himself or something that can immediately benefit him. It was supposed to give us an idea of what his personality is like, how cold and dismissive he is, not that he’s not interested in women or that he’s gay.

In Incan times the Emperor often had a harem of women at his disposal, marrying several who held his fancy, but his ‘main’ or primary wife would often be his sister and any children they had would be of the official royal bloodline since they kept it in the family, continuing on the perfect genes.

I don’t think it’s fair to classify Kuzco as anything based on the movie, because the only thing we saw of that nature was the bride scene and all of the sass he carries like a security blanket (bc it is but that’s a different Headcanon) and the fact that he doesn’t have a love interest, but WOULD have if the original adaptation (kingdom of the sun) had more influence on the very troubled finished movie.

[davelovezapplejuice]

Rooftop Gang Headcanons!! ✧.*

Characters; Shouta Aizawa (Eraserhead), Hizashi Yamada (Present Mic), Oboro Shirakumo (Loud Cloud/Kurogiri), Nemuri Kayama (Midnight).

Warnings; mentions of self harm in Shouta's section, mild spoilers for Vigilantes and the mha manga/anime, and slightly implied nsfw (if you squint). Also I'm currently recovering from a cold at the time of writing this so some of the headcanons may be worded wrong or weirdly.

Credits; the gifs are from pinterest and all the dividers were made by @cafekitsune

Shouta Aizawa

• During their highschool years, he would make tea for Hizashi after training if he used his quirk too much and hurt his throat.

• He sometimes tries to make jokes to cheer Hizashi up after they found out what really happened to Oboro. It doesn't work but Hizashi laughs anyways to make Shouta feel better.

• He usually does Eri's hair in the morning before he leaves for work, but if he doesn't have time or is running late, then either Hizashi or Shinso will do her hair.

• Coldplay fan. His favorite song is Green Eyes because it reminds him of Hizashi.

• He has narcolepsy, depression, and PTSD.

• Kept Oboro's jacket after he died.

• Him and Hizashi still have Oboro's old phone number and frequently text it silently hoping that one day he'll respond even though they both know that will never happen.

• Calls Eri "baby", "babydoll", and "sweetheart" (Dadzawa 🥺❤️).

• Has a very slight tan from training class 1-A outside.

• Faded cuts on his arm from when he used to self harm for the first few months after Oboro's death.

• Baby talks to cats.

• Also has at least two cats he named Midnight and Oboro.

• During Christmas, he takes his class on special field trips to look at Christmas lights.

• Gay, cisgender, and uses he/him pronouns.

Hizashi Yamada

• Japanese and American. His mom is Japanese and his dad American.

• He's a Child of Deaf Adults. Since his cries made his parents go deaf when he was first born, he had to learn both JSL to communicate with his mom and ASL to communicate with his dad.

• I also headcanon him as having albinism since blond hair is a side effect of albinism in Asian cultures while having red eyes is a side effect of albinism in European culture.

• His fear of bugs stemmed from when he was a teenager. Shouta and Oboro made him watch the movie Arachnophobia and he's been terrified ever since.

• Even though he would never say it out loud, Ochako and Jirou are his favorite students.

• Developed Histrionic Personality Disorder as a result of Oboro's death.

• Him and Oboro used to reference Llamas With Hats and Charlie the Unicorn RELIGIOUSLY.

• His favorite Disney princess is Rapunzel.

• He has a tramp stamp.

• Pansexual, genderqueer, and uses he/they pronouns.

• Grows his fingernails out except for his middle and ring finger, which he always keeps short (😏).

• His favorite movie is The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

• His hair is too thick for normal hair ties so he has to use scrunchies to keep his hair up.

Oboro Shirakumo

• Has tried to eat his clouds at least once.

• Blink-182 fan.

• Queer, demiboy, uses he/they pronouns.

• Some of his favorite foods were cotton candy and cloud bread.

• BONUS: Kurogiri sometimes let's Toga sleep in bed with him.

Nemuri Kayama

• Camie's aunt.

• Bisexual, aromantic, cisgender, uses she/her pronouns.

LMFAO I love how you can clearly tell what characters are the favorite and which one is the least favorite 😭😭. But anyways, I hope you enjoyed reading my headcanons for these silly goobers and if you want me to make more posts like this then feel free to request some characters!!

[biggibbins]

My autistic ass take on the minecraft movie [MAJOR SPOILERS]

Yall are dramatic, this movie isn't bad it's mid at worst. And people saying it isn't funny are allergic to joy.

Now onto the autism;

The things I didn't like:

-At the beginning of the movie they establish that piglin become zombified when they enter the overworld, then we see them not zombified in the overworld during the attack on the village, then they change thier mind again near the end of the movie and decide piglins zombifie in sunlight, but they didn't when they were attacking the village??

-the swift shoes iron golem, seriously wtf was that, just use potions on an iron golem what is that fckin thing??

-Natalie tames Steve's dog?? That... is not how minecraft works.

-Endermen being prominent in mansions? Like no? They can spawn in them but they arnt loot protectors?? And it getting aggressive before it's looked at??

-Steve has 2 elytra but only 1 enderpearl? How do you manage that.

-the villager jennifer coolidge dates makes me uncomfortable. Don't look at me like that 🤢 (may just be the asexuality)

-they establish iron golems do not attack unless provoked literally in the scene, piglin shoots golem, golem kills piglin, but then all the golem attack all the piglins who have not attacked???

-same as the last point but with the dogs, she never hit any piglins and none of them hit her so the dogs shouldn't be attacking

-4 enchanted bow spider-jockie??? The odds.

-doors in mansion, Evokers and Vindictators can't open the door?

-the activator rails. They had mumbo on standby wtf man.

-weirdly passive creepers, they just kinda stood there and only blew up when hit.

I know these are kinda nitpicky, but I did say this is an autistic take 🤷‍♂️

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Now some things I liked/loved:

-the knife joke at the end was fucking hilarious, how has no one else mentioned this in their reviews?

-the villager being voiced by Matt Berry was also fucking funny.

-the Alex scene post-credit was kinda cute

-Jack Black was a real cutie patootie in this movie ngl

-i thought the 69 was a joke that you all were making and it wasn't actually in the movie. You weren't joking. They 69ed.

-the end gave old Jack Black movie vibes and I fuck with that

-it feels like there wasnt a script in this movie and that they just gave them a general story layout and Jack Black just ran with it.

-animation is WAY better in the actual movie than in the trailers, the movement is very well animated(except the llama)

-Jack Black and Aqua man were gay as hell

-kid built an entire fucking watch tower while they were being attacked by a hord of zombies 💀 priorities my guy, but great first build 👏

-ghast were cute

-iron golems were rad

-the villain is surprisingly sweet if you pay attention, she claims to be evil but knows all her subordinates names, very cute(also she's so fucking funny)

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Overall:

Should have been fully animated, the greenscreen takes you out of it alot, pacing isn't great, and they should have leaned more into minecraft dungeons instead of trying to mix minecraft dungeons and minecraft, they are very different games and dont mesh well. However, it was very funny and well animated. Jack Black and Aqua man stood out very well and made the movie enjoyable, don't remember a single scene about the other 3 they were very uninteresting.

Good movie

[astradyke]

MY EXPERIENCE W/ TIT TOUR (tysons 2)

( written while looping I'm Not Okay (I Promise) by MCR, and also a car alarm going off outside my dorm room repeatedly :') )

NON-SPOILER SECTION:

SO many sweet people in line. someone gave us (me, my best friend, and my other beautiful friend) custom dan & phil stickers (pictured above), there was a lovely person in cat whiskers making sure people knew the difference between the gen admission & silver line, etc. phannies have the coolest fashion sense all the sick lovely lesbians were making me nervous... <3

s/o to my best friend's running capacity we were first in merch line!!! I am so endlessly happy with my photocard haul especially the uni hoodie one that one is my FAVORITE, also I love this long-sleeve so much. I almost got more merch but I held myself back and I think that was a good call! Also a super cool phannie made custom photocards and I got a silly dan one :D

y'all already saw but I met Clo @bitchslapblastoids who is the first mutual I have ever met in real life ever! between you and me... she is super kind and also really cool :]

our seats were so good!! balcony like row F or whatever but it worked out <3 our seatmate was also very kind!!!

pre-show people danced to HOT TO GO! and someone held up a Palestine flag and we all cheered! and people were moshing to von dutch which is so beautiful to me

SPOILER SECTION:

List of favorite jokes included: "Now our show passes the Bechdel test!" "I have kind of an aloof sociopath vibe going. ... which has worked for me :)" "[I am not satisfied on screen] What was that about? // I think I was just horny that day." "Scared of my life without you when I kill you!" "Dan had depression :D!!" "Enough about the gay, we've already done the gay// Enough about the depression, we've already talked about the depression."

No "sorry daddy, I mean father" line, which is devastating, BUT we didn't get the whole 'do you think Dan Howell' can commit schpiel with the wedding... much to think about

our conspiracies were pumpkin, faked sleepless night 3, bar, and wedding! i deeply wanted the other conspiracies i am so not going to lie but it's okay...

our "one minute" tangent was about electricity, clo made a post about this but they made a God and Adam joke because Phil tried to electrocute Dan and it failed so they were just awkwardly touching fingertips for a period of time

Nothing could have prepared me for the Phil on top of Dan choking him with the llama hat thing. Like i knew it was going to happen but still nothing could have prepared me. i think i fully grabbed my best friend's arm and shoulders and shook them a bit

our confessions and like nolemodel bit were really funny shout out DMV phannies!!!

Really made me sad when phil made the joke about babysitting like NO!!! YOUR CONTENT IS THE REASON I CAN SLEEP AT NIGHT WHEN MY PARANOIA IS BAD!!!!!!!! I LOVE U HIATUS YR CONTENT PHIL!!!! But his whole thing about the hiatus being a good thing in the end because it brought us here... <333

every segment felt perfectly timed and the entire show was just so funny and good. Like ultimately i can yearn for having gotten different conspiracies or slightly different vibes but altogether it was incredible.

THE SONG WAS LIFE-CHANGING. I knew more about it thru spoilers than I had thought but either way not only was it so fucking good, like, I'm going to get I-D-G-A-F it saved me tattooed. I have decided this.

WRAP UP THOUGHTS:

I first got into Dan and Phil when I was 11/12-- my first video was post Daniel Howell rebrand, and it was Daniel and Depression, I'll give you three guesses as to why my friend at the time recommended that video. I was obviously a die-hard phan at the time, reading phic and watching the compilations and obsessed with their gaming videos. I remember being like, unfathomably depressed trying to do math homework in bed, and just 'secretely' watching their videos instead. I can remember exactly when the first WDAPTEO dropped, and like how much I wanted to go to interactive introverts but was too scared to (I think I'm glad I didn't go for personal reasons) but my friends did go. I remember I was leaving summer gym class before I started HS when Basically I'm Gay dropped, and watching it-- but I was 13 almost 14, closeted, and while it resonated with me it didn't really hit me that strongly? I remember being most taken aback by the confirmation of their relationship, and the conclusion Dan left about his own sexuality had an impact on me wrt rejecting the constraints of labels, but it didn't really hit me crazily. during hiatus years I watched solo AP semi often but so much was happening... obviously, when the hiatus returned, i came back full force. when it's summer and i can't sleep at night, I watch AP hiatus years solo content; I watched most of the Dystopia Dailys; I saw We're All Doomed's digital release w/ the same best friend I went to TIT with; and obviously, you all have seen me talk about their collaborative content. But after that time, maybe even a bit before the hiatus ended, I rewatched Basically I'm Gay. after all I went through in high school (nothing quite like his experiences, but aspects of it resonated through), that video hit me like a fucking truck-- it made me realize the inherent amount that my queer identity played in my trauma, and it like... made me really emotional lol. also, Phil's openness about his chronic illness has meant a lot especially as I battle with my own-- not chronic illness, but, physical health battles. So when they sang IDGAF it saved me, that was like fucking earth-shattering to me, because they did save me! from when i was 12 years old struggling to do work, wondering why i was so tired every day but at least having them to cheer me up-- to being 19 years old, joints aching and emotionally stressed, watching their pizza mukbang 2 and seeing how much happier they are, how much happier I am. they saved me. and i love them so, so fucking much.

On a very different note, seeing them live has colored my whole, uh, envisioning Dan Howell being trapped in my head in order to cope with my day to day mental isolation, issue, as being like... maybe not the move. so i'm trying to get more used to the quiet of my own head, but hey, over the years, they've helped a lot with that.

I wish i could have met them just to say all these things i'm realizing now, after seeing the show. but TLDR: TIT tysons 2 was the best night of my life. i love them, i love them, i love them, i love them, and i hope they know. i dunno how to move forward with my life after an experience like last night, just, God. i love you dan and phil. i love you phandom. it saved me. TIT saved me.

[heygirltimeformorning]

I'm back on my feral cat shit again.

I give you: Eddie freaking out about seeing Buck's dick.

This is just, very close to crack fic, but whatever, man.

Most of it is going under a cut bc there there be talk of penises.

Eddie realizes he’s gay on a Sunday afternoon when he walks into the locker room after a call where Buck had gotten up close and personal with the business end of an elephant, and Buck is naked, toweling his hair off, still grumbling about elephant shit and why the fuck animal control had a weight limit, and something about turkeys and llamas, but Eddie’s brain goes offline when he sees Buck’s dick.

Look, it’s just there. It’s not like he’d been looking, he’d just glanced over at Buck, and there it was. It’s not even the first time he’s seen Buck’s dick (the showers are communal, he’s seen everyone’s dicks, if they have them) but this is, like, full frontal; it’s the first time Eddie has come eye-to-eye, so to speak, with Buck’s dick, and look, Eddie is not a dick expert, but Buck’s dick is -- well, it’s not small, even soft, not even close, and Eddie yelps, like one of those little rat dogs getting stepped on, and leaves the locker room immediately, which is totally normal behavior after seeing his best friend’s dick.

“Eddie?” Buck pokes his head around the door of the locker room, brows knit together in concern.

“Fine, I’m fine,” Eddie says, in response to the question on Buck’s face. “I’m fine. Just -- uh -- tripped over - over - something. I’m fine.”

Eddie is not fine. He hobbles through the rest of the shift -- there isn’t much left of it -- and then he goes home, avoiding Buck’s offer of post-shift food, which is their ritual, now that Chris is in Texas.

The problem is, Eddie can’t stop thinking about it. Well, that isn’t the problem, but the problem is that when he thinks about Buck’s dick, he has other thoughts. It would be one thing if he just thought about Buck’s dick like wow good for him, but Eddie wants to see it again. He wants. He wants, that’s the problem. Frank would have a field day with that, but Eddie is not sharing this with Frank (or anyone).

He’s been on the cusp of a gay realization for -- well, awhile. It’s been coming - somewhere between the cheerleader with the broken pelvis, and confusing his hatred of Tommy for homophobia when it was jealousy - Eddie might have been in the closet, but he wasn’t stupid. The problem wasn’t that he was (apparently) gay, or bi or whatever (he hasn’t had time to experiment with labels -- or, rather, he’s had nothing but time to experiment with labels, but it doesn’t interest him that much), the problem was that his not-straight feelings were, apparently, manifesting as lust about his best friend. Realizing he’s gay? Fine. Realizing he wants to get up close and personal with a penis? Also fine. Realizing the penis he wants to get up close and personal with is one specific penis -- the one attached to his best friend? Very much not fine.

And what’s he supposed to do with that? More specifically, who is he supposed to talk to about that? He can’t exactly call Buck up and say hey, I saw your dick in the shower. Congratulations, by the way, but now I can’t stop thinking about what I want you to do to me with it, now can he? Buck has a boyfriend. Buck does not need Eddie’s congratulations or his complicated feelings.

coming soon to AO3 :)

[roxygenize]

Gideon and Pacifica in my Gravity Rises AU, which I’m calling The PNW Dichotomy!

Gideon and Pacifica are changed to: Gideon and Gwendolyn Oaks!

They’re upper middle class and have abusive parents; Gideon is the golden child and Gwen is the scapegoat.

It’s their first year in Gravity Falls! Will they survive?

More design info and tidbits under cut!

Gwen:

Because she was treated so awfully when she was with her parents, she grows an insane ego while being treated like a normal person in GF.

She is very smart, and also a stereotypical blonde, even tho it’s a bleach blonde; she had 2 be smart 2 get even an ounce of respect and recognition from her parents. The stereotypical blonde act is just that, an act. While some of it is true, she plays it up massively in a bid to be more liked.

She loves mini-golf, it’s the only hobby she ever developed that her parents approved of.

While in GF, she keeps a journal! This is by recommendation of her therapist; it’s GF, so she runs into the paranormal, and is vague abt it when talking with her therapist.

Her and Gideon are fraternal twins!

She is an aromantic lesbian, but she won’t be able 2 identify that for a long while.

I represented her symbol of the llama using her hair; I imagine it’s a choppy cut she did herself

Gideon:

Gideon is also very egotistical; however, this is caused by his parents constant doting and undeserving, overblown praise.

Gideon is very popular; he doesn’t have the best grades, but he has social influence, which matters more to his parents than anything.

He is very people oriented; he can read them like a book 90% of the time, which he uses to his advantage.

He likes debate club!

Gideon is albino!

Him and Gwen are mixed; white hispanic and black! I’m still fleshing that out :P

Gideon is gay! He will not realize this for forever!

I put Gideon’s star symbol as a patch on his jacket

[mallylonglegs]

A Story Changed- Bonus Content!

Back after Chapter 13, I showed some little charts to display how different characters were feeling about each other!

Thought I’d give it an update for post-Chapter 22!

I put everything below the cut because there’s a lot that goes with it-

Grian has fond memories of Jimmy/Martyn/BigB, he doesn’t like Ren, and he’s mad at Cleo for trying to shoot Scar. And he’s very gay for Scar.

Scar has a friend pass with Etho/Skizz (Skizz is also his childhood friend), has positive rep with Impulse/Tango, hates Ren/Martyn/Cleo. Very gay for Grian.

Scott likes Martyn/Joel/Grian, doesn’t like the sound of Ren based on what Martyn was saying about him, and doesn’t like Tango based on what happened at the cow ranch. Very gay for Jimmy.

Jimmy likes Martyn and Joel, doesn’t like how Skizz sounded, and is kinda scared of Tango based on what happened at the cow ranch. Very gay for Scott.

Ren really likes and trusts Etho and Skizz, he respects Cleo for the llama theft, he’s still a little bitter at Impulse and Tango, he’s not fond of Grian by association, he hates and somewhat fears Scar. Gay for Martyn.

Martyn likes Etho/BigB/Skizz/Joel/Grian/Scott/Jimmy and is super close with Ren. He’s still kinda bitter to Impulse, Tango, and Cleo. And he hates Scar.

Etho has a lot of friends. Or just people he likes. Even if the feeling isn’t reciprocated, there’s not really anyone he has a distaste for.

BigB has mostly kept to himself or the people of the town, not interacting much with any of the other adventurers. He likes Grian and Martyn though!

Skizz likes Martyn/Etho and highly respects and (platonically) admires Ren. (And totally ships Treebark) He’s friendly with Scar again, and despite knowing Scar is now taken, he still has feelings for him. He hates Grian because Grian has Scar. He dislikes Cleo because them taking Pizza caused a big mess.

Impulse “likes” people, namely Ren/Etho/Tango/Bdubs/Scar. They (for the most part) at least seem to be the kind of people who’d have your back if you’re on their good side, and he respects that. Not a big fan of Cleo, but he’s putting that aside for the sake of being good with Bdubs.

Tango likes Etho/Impulse/Bdubs/Cleo/Joel. He dislikes the Flower Husbands because they caught him off guard and embarrassed him. Jimmy for showing off and Scott for being snarky.

Bdubs likes Etho/Impulse/Tango, they always seem pretty nice. He doesn’t like Skizz because of the fact a llama had beef with him, doesn’t like Martyn by association, and is honestly kinda worried about Ren after hearing the name Dogwarts making the rounds…hm… But also he sees Cleo like an older sister.

Cleo likes Scott (because of the trees) and Tango (he understands the people being scared of him thing). They don’t like Martyn or Impulse, and they hate Scar. They see Bdubs like a younger brother.

Joel has positive associations towards Tango and Cleo. He doesn’t like Ren, Martyn, Etho, or Scar. Those first three give off bad vibes and Scar scammed him.

[glorfindel-of-imladris]

It hasn't been a very productive weekend writing- or drawing-wise, my brain is still Very Tired apparently. So—Glorestor household update time!

Spring time now! 🌸 Here is Glorfindel's llama. He really likes dressing up his animal friends, I don't know what it is.

Anyway, morning chores done, time for morning flirting with husband of 6,000 years.

It's also a good season to invite friends over. Elrond and Celebrían are always nice to have around, they always give such a sweet vibe to the lot.

Lol also istg Elrond is the most photogenic mofo in this neighborhood. I didn't mean for him to be that way, but I guess that also checks out. They did say he resembles Arwen, who resembles, oh, you know, just the most gorgeous Elf to have ever lived nbd—

End of spring in Sims 4 usually means Valentine's Day. Naturally, a date was a must, which really for these two, just means a day when they have license to do whatever it is they do everyday anyway. If they piss off some prudish locals doing it, then even better!

The only correct way to end a good date.

Seasons pass quickly, so we roll on to summer time! ☀️ Oh, the masculine urge to celebrate clear skies by gazing upon Elbereth's stars with your *checks notes* friend. 😂

At this point, I have accepted that both Erestor and Glorfindel lowkey have a crush on Ecthelion. Which is very valid, so I roll with it. We leave them to it.

New character introduction time! This is Rhíweth. She has been my OC since my days playing LotRO, and she somehow kind of stuck, occasionally appearing in a few fics as a Sindarin NPC. I do play her on occasion when I feel like playing with a single-Sim household. On this day, she needed to fill up her socials bar, so I got her to visit her gay favorite neighbors. Here she is sharing neighborhood gossip with Erestor.

Ugh when Erestor smiles I'm so. UGH! Gay people. 💘✨

Also in case you ever wondered what I looked like in university days chatting with my Gay Literature professor whose love life I Absolutely Do Not Care About I Swear™—

Funny enough, Glorfindel walked by, dripping like it's nobody's business. I followed him to see what he was doing and this boy, bless him, even on autopilot, is still doing household chores. He just did the laundry. 😂

For context, Sims usually can be found doing something fun while watching TV if you leave them to their own devices. Glorfindel is like nah, I'm too much of a green flag for that.

He does eventually join Rhíweth and Erestor, and it was nice and wholesome for a while.

Eventually though Glorfindel's mood turned flirty and idk started eyefucking Erestor. That was my cue to leave. 😩

[blazeismyname]

Here's some SolidarityGaming Empires Headcanons. Feel free to either steal them or bash them:

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ES1:

-Part cod, Part human from living on land for so long

-Autistic

-Transmasc

-He makes binders out of fish scales and is really good at it

-Biromantic

-Asexual

-Acts headstrong but is literally the sweetest man ever

-Moderate Mechs fan (Favorite Mechs song is Cinders' Song)

-Favourite song is Love Like You by Rebecca Sugar

ES2:

-He wears pajama pants that have llamas on them because it reminds him of Scott

-Tumbl Town is super dusty and the dust has absolutely shot his eyes so he need reading glasses. He's very embarrassed about that though

-He's an avian with bird legs and talons but he tried to ignore it and his wings are small and bent as a result

-He's given up on such a degree to keep the dust out of his food he willingly sprinkles his food with dust. Also glowstone because he claims it adds a punch

-Demiaoace

-Gay

-Transmasc

-Acts tough and is (mostly) tough

-Brony and his favorite is Apple Jack

-Raging Mechs fan

-Favorite song is Skin and Bone by the Mechs

-He likes to bake and is pretty good but adds dust and glowstone into everything

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This isn't all and I come up with new ones all the time but these are some of my favorite