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neverbelessthan · 11 days ago

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JET LAG THE GAME | Benjamin 'cardinal directions and vibes' Doyle (1 / ?)

#jet lag the game #jltg #ben doyle #myedits #if you don't love ben then truly madly deeply i do not understand you #i want to pick him up and put him in my pocket #narrowing down my favourite ben moments to six for this thing?#the literal horrors #hence the 1/?#this will continue #i'm not even going to pretend to be remotely sorry #these idiots have taken over my brain #this one in particular #ride-or-die teamben #but then also team badam #but then also my discord is corrupting me with other combinations 🤨#fyi for anyone annoyed that my gifs are so long because apparently people get annoyed about things like that #because people are stupid #my very autistic visually sensitive brain finds it so FUCKING uncomfortable to watch 3 second gifs #i like them longer - so - you know - if you do too then cool and you're welcome! and if you don't then ... eh

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chloesimaginationthings · 7 months ago

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FNAF Pit bonnie considers himself a great dad!

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tuserlivia · 2 months ago

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NOSFERATU dir. Robert Eggers

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rocktheholygrail · 11 months ago

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Hannibal (2013-2015)

2x13 || 3x04

#he literally had him at hello <3 #hannibal #hannibaledit #tvedit #hannibal lecter #mads mikkelsen #will graham #hugh dancy #hannigram #jack crawford #laurence fishburne #horroredit #horror #nbc hannibal #hannibal nbc #murder husbands #hannibal gifs #hannibal 2x13 #hannibal 3x04

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prlssprfctn · 1 month ago

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Cryptid!Alfred, who is actually immortal. Like, he cannot die for forever - he did once, during the war, and after that... for some reason, he kept coming back, completely without any additional magical help. He sometimes dies again, and then mysteriously comes back on the next morning, as if nothing happened. Bruce used to it at some point, so instead of asking questions (Alfred has no answers, anyway) he just pretends that it is normal. He gaslights kids to think the same. Like, what do you mean he died, Damian? No, he is alrightish. Look in the kitchen, he is making us breakfast. It probably was just a bad dream.

So, when Jason dies and gets back? Oh, Alfred knows his grandson has the same curse/blessing. Because it wasn't the Lazarus Pit that brought Jason back after all, but some strange, unexplainable force. Perhaps, both of them are just bound to end up as guardians, as warriors and protectors - that's why they keep coming back.

...Nevertheless, it doesn't make their family less... anxious about the whole thing. These two from the other side? Oh, they absolutely enjoy their immortal hang-out hours.

Jason: What was your funniest death?

Alfred: I am going to say... that one time, when I was teaching young master Bruce using a hunting rifle, and he accidentally shot me. I came back in fifteen minutes, and, of course, a poor thing was sobbing, but afterwards he was doing all chores for a month. Wonderful days.

Jason: Damn, poor Brucie... My funniest gotta be that one time, when Roy and I got drunk, and I legit jumped off the building because I thought I can fly. Roy had never got sober that quick.

(The first time Jason dies on the family's watch)

Dick, sobbing: Alfred... Alfred... He died! His neck was snapped! How can I live-

Alfred, casually leaning to snap Jason's neck again: Wake up, my boy.

Jason, dramatically gasping for air: Damn, who made me a massage, while I was sleeping?

Tim: What. The. Fuck.