#the laundry saga

[formulalakana]

jan confirmed jere did give bojan's laundry back

[izpira-se-zlato]

(x)

Sooo... you're telling me that after the Tavastia concert, Bojan and Käärijä returned to the silent disco? Or took the bus back to Käärijä's flat??

[mint-ty]

At this point I'm expecting the laundry talk at every gig lol

Joker Out: "This next song was written when all of us were isolating in a remote cabin.."

Meanwhile Käärijä in between songs: "You know Bojan? So, he was my house, don't ask. And his shirt, I try to wash, but it smells so bad! Watafak! Anyway good guy, I love Bojan."

Woever called Jere tube-brain, was the best description 😂

[rosetta-j-stone]

Jere to Bojan, probably

did you know? if you do your laundry you can get your clothes back

[morganbritton132]

Eddie and Jeff are doing a podcast interview over zoom during COVID lockdown when Steve passes by in the background of Eddie’s screen. You can’t see his face, just a faded Metallica t-shirt and a hand briefly resting on Eddie’s shoulder as he goes.

There’s some laughing from the people on the podcast about Eddie’s answer being interrupted and one of the podcasters say: For those just listening at home, it looks like Eddie is not spending this lockdown alone.

Eddie, joking: Yeah, yeah. That’s my husband…for now

Eddie: And forever!

Eddie: Judging by the look I just got, that was not a funny joke

Jeff: Uh, yeah, man. I could’ve told you that

[glossykris]

”minä en jumalauta nuuhki näit” (I’m not fucking sniffing these)

you very literally are. multiple times.

[mitamicah]

We're ending up Bojere week with a little peck on the chin while helping our "bro" cook :3

[anundyingfidelity]

you know what i love about lee pace? that you can have a badass trans woman, an elven king, a shy piemaker, a vampire, an angry grape with a hammer, a bisexual salesman, a bandit, a himbo, and an intergalactic emperor daddy all in one and i'm fucking here for it.

like go boy, give us everything !!!!

[ratatatastic]

on the robe saga, fors told viaplay "it was our captain's idea actually" so he was team sasha btw. which could mean nothing

(they also said "smells fresh, so you've not sauna'd in this one?" and he laughed and said he didn't he saved this one for that day)

its so personally funny to me that literally everyone is team sasha (ie. maffhew, roddy) except sasha himself its "today? barky" "barky hes the best" "matthew tkachuk and you guys know why..." "id wanna be barky in tappara!" "its gotta be barky" "probably go cap!" "id say barky!" all over again like sasha youre bias is showing here please 😭😭😭

oh! now that you bring up forsy saying he saved the robes for gameday! (can we also talk about how cute his smile is as he says it because he looks so proud of himself that he listened to his captain when he told him to save the virginity of his bathrobes for the game)

it does makes sense why forsy was missing from the pic lundy posted on his stories (not that particularly means much considering ekky aj driedges spence adam jesper swaggy gadjo and kuli are missing) but in the sense that all the boys in the pic have their robes on or have them bundled in their laps sans lundy who takes tourguide duties very seriously! but even then forsy couldn't help but join in because he has them on as an extra layer during lunchtime so the cold mustve gotten to him somehow but to know even then he didn't go into the sauna with it... mmm... your restraint is admirable...

so really knowing all this the timeline gets so funny because this idea has been bouncing around probably since bzito gave them the robes in helsinki (whether that was when they landed oct 29 or the day after oct 30 when lundy played tourguide for them) and maffhew mustve quipped "man it would be so funny if we walked in with em huh?" to sasha and promptly forgot about it because he yaps unconsciously and anything out of his mouth comes out in a fugue state and also in a very "i say shit and i dont really expect to be taken seriously" kind of way, sasha made a personal note of it in the maffhew index he keeps in his head, told the team in a very sasha esque way aka "don't dirty robes too much we're gonna wear them for the game :]" and no one took him particularly seriously because its sasha he always jokes like this haha hes not really gonna- (reminds them day of probably via text) and go oh well i guess its a prank but i'll still wear them because it's sasha (shrugs) i don't mind being the butt of the joke if it's for sasha to which they're delightfully surprised when everyone shows up in robes and it slowly starts to dawn on them none of it was a joke at all

sans forsy who takes everything his captain says very seriously and diligently follows his every word and saved the sanctity of the robes for gameday merely because sasha told him to... which could mean nothing... of course...

dear god help us all...

[gristlegrinder]

started typing another long post about icebrood saga but i’m gonna save that bad boy in my drafts because i have to go on a road trip in a couple of hours

but i will get this off my chest: i go feral over the implications that ryland was absolutely void-corrupted by the end of it from his connection with jormag

[skhardwarevers1]

Boring tasks to do? Don’t worry! You can tell yourself you’ll listen to malevolent whilst doing said boring tasks when in reality you’re really just sitting and listening to malevolent!!!!

[izpira-se-zlato]

To quote my friend (whose introduction to Käärijä/JO was me info-dumping post Tavastia 2.2):

I mean this with love, but this fandom (and I'm including the bands themselves in that, too, because clearly they're playing it up) is insane 😄

imagine other people seeing käärijä suddenly trending as number 1 today then deciding to check the tag and see nothing but him complaining about laundry

[izpira-se-zlato]

You know what would be hilarious? If we got a continuation oft he laundry saga. With Bojan wearing those "Remove before sex" socks 😂😂

[mint-ty]

Wait, so Bojan's answer to speculations if he got his stage clothes back from Jere is: "I'm not gonna wear any shirt 🙂 Stožice is all yall getting from now on 🙂"

??

[dailydegurechaff]

Today's Daily Degurechaff is… doing her laundry

[morganbritton132]

All this talk about Steve using teacher language at Eddie’s shows reminded me that my kindergarten teacher used to say “lips and hips” when we were in the hallway. Basically, put your finger to your lips and your hand on your hip as a reminder to be quiet and stay in line. It may have worked or we were just a really good class but we were a very quiet orderly fashioned group of kids.

Steve will slip up and say ‘lips and hips’ when he wants the band to be quiet and Eddie will drop whatever he’s doing to put his hands on Steve’s hips and kiss him. It’s cute, the first time. By the tenth time, the everybody’s pretty sure Steve’s doing it on purpose.