#the lancasters

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How about something for Everly? 💃 Something fashion forward maybe?

thank you for the ask! This is the best I could come up with lol. I could actually see her wearing it to a function though....

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The Plantagenets, Beginning to End

[crownsofesha]

7 and 16 please 😊

7. Do you plan everything out before you write or do you sit down and go with the flow?

I usually have an idea of what I want to write for scenes. When I get the idea I will write down an outline and later I will write out everything. Every now and then I will go with the flow, but I will always have some sort of idea of what I want to happen.

16. What’s one writing weakness you want to work on?

I struggle a lot with having the character move around while I write dialougue or in a scene. Movement is hard for me to put onto paper even if I have no trouble visualizing what I want to happen.

Random Writer Questions -> Accepting

[petitworld]

Gresgarth Hall, Lancaster, England by Susan Rushton

[fard-rock-blog]

The Lancasters | Standard Family Size

Etichetta: Retro Vox Records Tracce: 13 – Durata: 46:35 Genere: Rock Sito: Facebook, Instagram Voto: 7/10 Mossi dal sacro fuoco del rock più crudo (che onora tanto i guizzi del punk primordiale made in USA di MC5, Stooges e New York Dolls quanto le derive più eleganti targate UK di Black Sabbath, The Kinks e The Rolling Stones) i bresciani The Lancasters danno seguito all’eponimo esordio del 2019…

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[normasshearer]

Burt Lancaster as Ole "The Swede" Anderson in THE KILLERS (1946) dir. Robert Siodmak

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[notmaplemable]

Weiss: I don't know how Pyrrha survives with having that dolt Arc as a partner.

Ruby: Come on Weiss, Jaune might not be the best fighter, but he's a good partner!

Yang: Honestly, he probably wouldn't be the worst partner ever.

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If Jaune was Yang's partner

Yang: How are you doing today, partner?

Jaune: *Cooking some eggs for breakfast* Oh hey Yang, I'm doing pretty egg-cellent this morning.

Yang: *Finger guns* Ehhhhhhh.

Jaune: *Finger guns back* Ehhhhhh.

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Yang: He actually has a sense of humor.

Weiss: Oh please, I can't imagine anything worse than Arc being my partner.

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What if Jaune was Weiss' partner

Jaune: *In the most stereotypically hillbilly accent you can think of* Snow Angel, you are just the pertyiest thing I ever did see.

Jaune: We go together just like dogs and gettin strayed by skunks.

Weiss: *Death Screech*

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Weiss: *Shivers* The horror.

Blake: I don't think it would be that bad.

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What if Jaune was Blake's partner

Jaune: *Jumping around like an excited puppy*

Jaune: Hey Blake! You wanna go play some video games!?

Jaune: Or maybe go down to the cafeteria and get some chicken nuggets and tuna!?

Jaune: Oh both! Both would be super fun!

Jaune: Right Blake!? Right!?

Blake: ...Sure.

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Blake: Less annoying than Yang at least.

Yang: Picking VB over me, Kit-Kat? Hurtful.

Weiss: Why do you even think Arc would make a good partner, Ruby?

Ruby: Uhhhhhhhh

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What if Jaune was Ruby's partner

***CENSORED***

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Ruby: Reasons.

[theseventhveil1945]

Burt Lancaster in CRISS CROSS (1949) Dir. Robert Siodmak Costumes by Yvonne Wood

[rhetthammersmithhorror]

Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! | 1965

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Eleanor and Everly please 😊

Inspiration has struck! (Insert evil Elmo GIF here)

Setting: Cannon story, sometime after the start of Everly and Ryland’s affair, at some official event because you know the two of them wouldn’t be in the same room otherwise.

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(Eleanor and Everly happen to end up next to each other but also outside of earshot of others. Not sure how, or why, but they do…maybe in the ladies room?)

Eleanor: Enjoying my husband?

Everly: More than you are it seems.

Eleanor (angry): Stop trying to sabotage my marriage. It’s not my fault your fiancé died.

Everly: You’re right, it’s your mother’s fault. But I’m not trying to sabotage anything, you’ve done that all on your own.

(Everly walks away, smug that she got the last word. Eleanor stands there a mixture of sad/angry/guilty)

[arc-misadventures]

The Lady’s Next Door

The 'Milf next door' when she says she just going to say 'hi' to that cute blond boy your daughters friends with.

Kali

Kali: I just want to talk to him.

Blake: Why do you want to do that, Mom?

Kali: I just want to talk to him.

Blake: Why are you dressed like that?

Kali: I just want to talk to him.

Blake: Why do you want to talk to, Jaune?

Kali: I just want to talk to him.

Blake: Is it because he's a human?

Kali: I just want to talk to him.

Blake: He’s just my friend, Mom, he is not another, Adam waiting to happen.

Kali: I just want to talk to him.

Jaune: Hi, Blake. Oh, hi Ms. Belladonna!

Kali: I just want to fuck him.

Jaune: Beg pardon?

Blake: What?!

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Raven

Yang: Hey, Mom, I’m sorry, but can you do me a favour?

Raven: I don’t wanna.

Yang: Mom! Come on! I just need you to watch over my friend till I get back.

Raven: Back, back from where?

Yang: Blake got…?!

Raven: No! Say no more, since it involves your ‘girlfriend’ I can assume it’s something illegal.

Yang: She’s not my girlfriend!

Raven: But, was it illegal?

Yang: …

Yang: Well…

Raven: Ha! Love the bad girls don’t you? Fine, I’ll watch over your friend. Who is it you want me to babysit; It better not be the, Schnee girl! I swear I’ll shoot her one of these days if she…?

Yang: No, it’s not, Weiss. It’s, Jaune. Jaune’s coming over.

Raven: J-Jaune…?

Yang: Yeah, we’ve got a school project we’re working on together, and Jaune wanted to get ahead of the game. So he asked if he could come over here so we could work on it. Is that okay?

Raven: Jaune coming over here…? T-That’s fine! I’m totally fine with that tasty snack…?! I mean! That fine young man coming over here. W-When is coming over…?

Yang: In… half an hour-ish?

Raven: Half an hour? That gives me plenty of time… Time for a shower, and time to put on something spicy~!

Yang: What was that?

Raven: Nothing! Go, and save your girlfriend!

Yang: She’s not my girlfriend, Mom!

Raven: And, I’m not about to get laid, now get going!

Yang: Alright! Alright! I’m going.

Yang: …

Yang: Wait, ‘Get laid?’

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Summer

Ruby: Mom?

Summer: Yes, sweaty~?

Ruby: What are you wearing?

Summer: A bikini.

Ruby: Why?

Summer: Well, your friend, Jaune is coming over to help clean the pool, so I thought I’d give him a show~!

Ruby: A what?

Summer: I thought I’d get a suntan.

Ruby: Oh… Then why are you taking the sunscreen?

Summer: So I don’t get sunburned silly.

Ruby: Okay, do you want me to…?!

Summer: No! No, noo, no. I’ll ask, Jaune to put it on~! That way I get those big muscular hands all over me, feeling me up~! Oh gods~!

Ruby: What was that mom?

Summer: Nothing~!

(Ding dong~!)

Summer: Oh? That must be my boy toy~! Coming!

Ruby: Boy what…?

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Willow

Jacques: Willow! Where are you! Blasted, where is that drunkard!

Willow: …

Jaune: …

Willow: Well, that was close…

Jaune: Yeah… too close.

Willow: Jacques would have thrown an absolute fit if he caught one of, Weiss’s friends snooping about the mansion.

Jaune: I wasn’t snooping, I was lost.

Willow: In a supply closet?

Jaune: I thought it was, Weiss’s room.

Willow: Not even close dear.

Jaune: Okay… but can you open the door, you shoved us in here to get away from, Jacques, and this broom closet is rather cramped.

Willow: No can do… my hands are stuck here… Feeling your broad chest~! Y-You’ll have to open the door yourself.

Jaune: Okay fine… where is the door knob…? Eh? What is this, a pillo…?!

Willow: Ohh~!

Jaune: Ahh?! S-S-S-Sorry! I didn’t mean to…?!

Willow: Jaune?

Jaune: Y-Y-Yeah…?!

Willow: Harder~!

(Ziiiip!)

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Athena

Athena: So tell me, why are you in such a panic to clean up, our already clean house?

Pyrrha: Ooooh… My teammates are coming over, so I wanted to spruce the place up for their visit.

Athena: Your teammates…? Does that mean… Jaune is coming too…?

Pyrrha: Yeah, he’s coming too.

Athena: I see… Well, then I hope he’ll enjoy visiting us in our humble abode~!

Pyrrha: Uhh… Mom? Your top has come undone.

Athena: It’s a little hot here, I just want to cool off.

Pyrrha: It’s not hot in here at all?

Athena: Oh~? What makes you think that?

Pyrrha: Mom, your top has come undone again.

Athena: So it has.

Pyrrha: Mom, I can see you bra.

Athena: And?

Pyrrha: Mom, do up your blouse, unless you want my friends to stare at your breasts.

Athena: So long as it’s him, I don’t mind if he stares, or even copes a feel. I’ll be very happy by the end of it all~!

Pyrrha: C-Cope a feel? Who are you talking about?

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Carla

Carla: So that’s the, ‘loser twerp’ you’ve been bullying?

Cardin: Yeah, his name is, Jaune Arc, complete loser.

Carla: Jaune Arc…? Jaune ArrrrrrrrrC~! Hmm… Rolls off the tongue.

Cardin: Pff! That’s part of the idiot’s stupid catch phrase.

Carla: What catch phrase?

Cardin: “The nAme’S JaUNe ArC; roLLLs of tHE tonGUE! LaDIEs Love it” Pff! How stupid can you be?

Carla: ‘Love’s it?’ So, he is the boy you are being forced to apologize to?

Cardin: Yeah, the teacher says they’ll end my two month long detention early if I apologize to him… I have no intention of apologizing to that loser.

Carla: I see… You know what, Cardin. How about I apologize on your behalf?

Cardin: You’ll do that?

Carla: Of course! He may not accept it, but he’ll at least get that apology he is owed.

Cardin: You’ll do that? Thanks, Mom. I probably would have decked him in the face if I went over there to apologize to the loser.

Carla: Then I best go over there. Don’t worry sweetie, I’ll make sure he accepts your apology. After all, what better apology can a boy get than fucking his bully’s own mother~?

Cardin: W-What was that…?

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Ruby

Ruby: Amethyst, honey? Why are you dressed so… slutty?

Amethyst: Oh… uhh… Parent teacher conference is tonight…

Ruby: I’m aware…

Amethyst: Yeah… so… Professor Arc is coming over to…?!

Ruby: Jaune?! J-Jaune’s coming over here?

Amethyst: Yeah, he told me so himself.

Ruby: So, you’re dressing like a slut to seduce him?

Amethyst: Yeah… That is the plan…

Ruby: Nonono! That won’t work at all honey! He won’t give you so much as a fleeting glance if you dress up like some common harlot!

Amethyst: He won’t?

Ruby: No! You need to dress in something more conservative, something that shows nothing, but something that emphasizes everything~!

Amethyst: Like what?

Ruby: I’ll show you after I’ve seduce him~!

Amethyst: What?! But, I want to sleep with him first!

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[tuserlivia]

IL GATTOPARDO dir. Luchino Visconti (1963)

[bluearc009]

team RWBY surrounded by an army of Ruby Rose from alternate universes

Weiss: I always knew you would be the death of me.

Ruby: hey!

Yang: I can't fight my sister.

Blake: they're not really your sister.

Jaune:(showing up) team RWBY I came to help

Just then all the rubies lower their weapons and staring at him

Chibi Ruby: oh my gods it Jaune.

All the Rubies started cheering in excitement.

Ruby:(confused) wait you all know Jaune.

Grimm Ruby: are you kidding me ever Ruby Rose has a Jaune Arc.

Cowgirl Ruby: shoot Jaune is god dang legend in every RWBY universe.

Samurai Ruby:(bowing) Jaune-san oi

All the Rubies run up to Jaune hugging him as Yang, Blake and Weiss watch in confusion but Ruby is pushing all the Rubies off of Jaune.

Ruby: get off of him, he's mine Jaune get your own.