#the lady answers

[ladytabletop]

I was invited to a dnd game where the DM absolutely refused to have a session 0, despite the game being online and most of the players not knowing each other at all. Needless to say- I passed on that recipe for disaster (and later heard that, shocker, the game crumbled due to interpersonal issues)

oh dear lord, sounds like you dodged a bullet. what a weird hill to die on

unrelated: how did you make that text pink

[ladyvirtue]

BRB gonna grab you off the streets and slowly take you apart and mess with your wires till they're all frayed and then slowly solder them and tape them together all caringly so you'll be all fawny when I'm done with you 🥰

aqwawaa?? awa? nfhdjsnkflmnokhgdascbvgd??? 🥺

[wxshxngstxr]

@sixba asked:

"Are you a giant firefly? My friend Timon talks about those a lot and he told me that they live up in the sky. Is that where you live too?"

"Is that what he's telling you?" The laughter is lyrical and she grins. "Very wise. There are fireflies up there. I might not be a firefly, but Ray is. He's my helper and he's in the sky. You can see him and he's listening, just in case you might need any help. Just ask for him and he'll send a message to me from where I watch." She gestures approximately to where the star usually is. "Ray sits nearby and I'll sit with my cozy fire. I'll watch over the entire world. But..." She smooths out her dress. "If I'm trying to hide when I'm visiting, I'll usually take on the form of a moth. I hope you'll ask before you take a bite. It might be me!"

[the-demoness-doctor]

My name is Lady Tamayo... I want to help.

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[ladytabletop]

okay, let’s chat today while I procrastinate!!

Weird Questions for Writers (because writers are weird)

1. What font do you write in? Do you actually care or is that just the default setting?

2. If you had to give up your keyboard and write your stories exclusively by hand, could you do it? If you already write everything by hand, a) are you a wizard and b) pen or pencil?

3. What is your writing ritual and why is it cursed?

4. What’s a word that makes you go absolutely feral?

5. Do you have any writing superstitions? What are they and why are they 100% true?

6. What is your darkest fear about writing?

7. What is your deepest joy about writing?

8. If you had to write an entire story without either action or dialogue, which would you choose and how would it go?

9. Do you believe in ghosts? This isn’t about writing I just wanna know

10. Has a piece of writing ever “haunted” you? Has your own writing haunted you? What does that mean to you?

11. Do you believe in the old advice to “kill your darlings?” Are you a ruthless darling assassin? What happens to the darlings you murder? Do you have a darling graveyard? Do you grieve?

12. If a genie offered you three writing wishes, what would they be? Btw if you wish for more wishes the genie turns all your current WIPs into Lorem Ipsum, I don’t make the rules

13. What is a subject matter that is incredibly difficult for you write about? What is easy?

14. Do you lend your books to people? Are people scared to borrow books from you? Do you know exactly where all your “lost” books are and which specific friend from school you haven’t seen in twelve years still possesses them? Will you ever get them back?

15. Do you write in the margins of your books? Dog-ear your pages? Read in the bath? Why or why not? Do you judge people who do these things? Can we still be friends?

16. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever used as a bookmark?

17. Talk to me about the minutiae of your current WIP. Tell me about the lore, the history, the detail, the things that won’t make it in the text.

18. Choose a passage from your writing. Tell me about the backstory of this moment. How you came up with it, how it changed from start to end. Spicy addition: Questioner provides the passage.

19. Tell me a story about your writing journey. When did you start? Why did you start? Were there bumps along the way? Where are you now and where are you going?

20. If a witch offered you the choice between eternal happiness with your one true love and the ability to finally finish, perfect, and publish your dearest, darlingest, most precious WIP in exactly the way you've always imagined it — which would you choose? You can’t have both sorry, life’s a bitch

21. Could you ever quit writing? Do you ever wish you could? Why or why not?

22. How organized are you with your writing? Describe to me your organization method, if it exists. What tools do you use? Notebooks? Binders? Apps? The Cloud?

23. Describe the physical environment in which you write. Be as detailed as possible. Tell me what’s around you as you work. Paint me a picture.

24. How much prep work do you put into your stories? What does that look like for you? Do you enjoy this part or do you just want to get on with it?

25. What is a weird, hyper-specific detail you know about one of your characters that is completely irrelevant to the story?

26. How do you get into your character’s head? How do you get out? Do you ever regret going in there in the first place?

27. Who is the most stressful character you’ve ever written? Why?

28. Who is the most delightful character you’ve ever written? Why?

29. Where do you draw your inspiration? What do you do when the inspiration well runs dry?

30. Talk to me about the role dreams play in your writing life. Have you ever used material from your dreams in your writing? Have you ever written in a dream? Did you remember it when you woke up?

31. Write a short love letter to your readers.

32. What is a line from a poem/novel/fanfic etc that you return to from time and time again? How did you find it? What does it mean to you?

33. Do you practice any other art besides writing? Does that art ever tie into your writing, or is it entirely separate?

34. Thoughts on the Oxford comma, Go:

35. What’s your favorite writing rule to smash into smithereens?

36. They say to Write What You Know. Setting aside for a moment the fact that this is terrible advice...what do you Know?

37. If you were to be remembered only by the words you’ve put on the page, what would future historians think of you?

38. What is something about your writing process YOU think is Really Weird? If you are comfortable, please share. If you’re not comfortable, what do you think cats say about us?

39. What keeps you writing when you feel like giving up?

40. Please share a poem with me, I need it.

[aardvaark]

i think maggie would be the only person in the leverage universe who DOES notice the leverage team members occasionally becoming famous. like she’d tune into the world news and then have to call the team to check if sophie really died in a small european country during a turbulent election. "no but wasn’t my funeral so poignant? they put my face on the $20 note!" okay great glad to know you’re not dead. she watches a game of baseball on TV and just sighs deeply when the camera pans to eliot. next time she sees the team, she compliments his baseball skills. for some reason he mutters something about a sandwich while looking wistfully into the distance.

[zoe-oneesama]

Getting whiplash in this hospital room.

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[dozydawn]

[merlins-strawberriesandroses]

POV you’ve informed the Queen and the Court’s Sorcerer of something and they very clearly know something that they’re not letting on

[captainrufflebanger]

Lady D might not be able to swim, but would her…um… would they help her float?

She's putting the boob in buoyancy

[ladytabletop]

Tabletop trick or treat!

let's call this one a trick - a very nifty magic trick

Wild Duelist by @ratwavegamehouse has probably my favorite use of classical public domain art in any game. Photoshop in the heads of tiny woodland creatures onto knights and ladies and kings? Chef kiss. Excellent. No notes. Perfect. This is what Redwall is.

[rakiah]

TWST ask!

Is lady Ruggie taller than Ruggie sir? Since, female hyenas are, larger than males.

OF COURSE 🩷

[wxshxngstxr]

Anonymous asked:

are you gonna let jiminy name your son jim

She just flew in after a long day and really? Really? Really, really?

"...No."

[ooctlt]

[20 questions] nona, where are you from?

beach part 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |

directory | tutorial | ko-fi

[swagathaharkness]

I just KNOW Agatha's gay ass has one of these cloaks laying around somewhere

[winterprince601]

catelyn seeing arya in the warrior and then proving where arya gets that from in the same chapter.