#the lack of self awareness is astounding honestly

[lesbiansanemi]

People who comment dumb shit on my posts and then IMMEDIATELY block me so I can’t even read the full dumbass reply and only like the 8 words of the preview in my notifs are so fucking stupid and annoying like dawg what is the point either man up and actually open a dialogue or block and move on and keep your mouth shut. Stop being an annoying asshole lmao

[fuckhouse2theelectricboogaloo]

I mean I ship Jessie and Ash's mom too, but there's something so hilariously ironic about Shep reblogging character age discourse 😔

[ratatouillewastakendammit]

Pls write for shoto 😩😩😩

I gotchuuu (I wasn’t sure if this is asking for Shoto smut in particular but all I’ve written for Tumblr so far is smut so that’s what you’re getting. This was so rushed but I hope you enjoy!)

Pairing: Pro!Shoto Todoroki x reader

Summary: It's hard not to be jealous when your fiancé is loved by so many. Thankfully, he seems more than willing to prove that he's yours.

Warnings: smut, praise, language, the tiniest smidge of angst, also not proof read

Word Count: 1.8k

Jealously wasn't a word you would particularly use when describing yourself.

On the contrary, you were quite a laid-back individual, especially in light of the difficulties present whilst dating such a well-known hero.

While many saw it as a life of glamour and luxury, there were many hardships that came along with it, such as the multitude of fans that showered the pros with adoration and praise.

It was even worse when that pro was someone as strikingly handsome as Shoto Todoroki.

Beauty was effortless for him. With eyes that could melt hearts and jawline capable of grating cheese, it was no surprise to anyone that he was given the title of "Most Attractive Pro-Hero" two years in a row.

So while jealous wasn't exactly a very fitting adjective to characterized you as an individual, hot was definitely one that described Shoto, meaning that there was no shortage of fans sending their affectionate devotion in the direction of your partner.

You tried your best to stay off social media and ignore the masses of comments his pictures or videos warranted. At first, you were actually good at it, but as your relationship progressed, you realized how difficult it really was to turn a blind eye.

Self-consciousness was a nasty emotion. When mixed with a simmering coil of envy, it made for quite the unfavorable combination.

There were times when the duo honestly got the better of you, playing a cruel game of contrasting superiority with your own career and physical attractiveness as its pawns. You would often find yourself wondering why Shoto was still with you; he outranked you in so many arenas, making it increasingly difficult to ignore the praise he got when it came from people that might've been so much better than you.

And every so often, it would get to the point where curiosity overcame your usually unbothered persona, leading you down a rabbit hole of digital exploration that was most definitely not beneficial to your mental health.

So when your fiancé came through the door, he was met with your form sprawled on the couch, scrolling tirelessly on your phone.

"I'm back." He walked over, bending down to place a kiss on the top of your head. However, the displeasure evident in your face caused him to blink back in surprise. "Are you alright?"

"Hm?" You looked up, conjuring a hollow smile. "Oh, yeah, I'm fine."

Heterochromic eyes bore into yours as he leaned forward, forcing you back into the chair with the intensity of his stare.

"Uh... What are you doing?"

After standing up again, he gave your expression one more scan before folding his arms. "You're lying."

Although he had displayed a blatant lack of emotional awareness during high school, Shoto was peculiarly talented in reading you, a fact you found endearing and a bit problematic at the same time.

"I'm not lying." You sputtered, averting your line of sight from his.

"You're doing that face you make when you're upset."

"I don't make a face when I'm upset!"

Shoto's gaze trailed downward to the device clenched in your hand. With astounding speed, he effectively snatched it from you, allowing him to examine what was making his significant other so perturbed.

You made a lunge for the phone, but he was quicker, not to mention taller as well. He held it above his head for a few moments, far out of your reach as you grumbled in vexation. "Give it back!"

"One second, I'm not finished reading." He effortlessly pushed your feeble attempts back with an arm.

Taking a few more moments, he finally relinquished custody of the item. He offered you an inquisitive head tilt as he handed it back, almost like an animal who had yet to comprehend what command their owner had issued.

"You're mad about my PR Instagram page?" You watched as the gears in his head started to turn, train of thought trailing back to the actual part of the account you had been scrutinizing. "Are you jealous?"

Yes.

"What? No!" You waved his suspicions off, tossing the phone back on the couch before resuming your own position as well. "Like I said, I'm fine. Probably just tired from work today."

And while he might've once been insufficient in the realm of interpersonal talents, he was in no way, shape, or form dumb, especially not when it came to you.

Shoto knew perfectly well that his assumptions were correct and, in all honesty, found them to be quite endearing, despite your obvious vexation.

So when you caught wind of the tiny chuckle coming from his direction, your eyes shot up to meet his, narrowing. "Would you care to enlighten me as to what's so funny?"

For someone who wasn't the most skillful in expressing his emotions, the amusement was evident in his demeanor.

"Nothing." He offered you a gentle smile. "You're just cute."

You cocked an eyebrow. "Excuse me?"

"I said you're cute." He repeated, a little louder this time.

"No, I heard what you said. I just don't know why you think me being jealous is cute." Letting out an embarrassed huff, you fell back into the sofa.

"Because it is." He placed an arm and leg on the inside of the couch, situating his own body so then it hovered directly over yours. "I think it's cute how blind you can be, that you might actually believe I would want someone else when I have you."

One of his hands traveled under the cloth of your shirt, ghosting over the skin of your stomach.

You shivered under the chill of his touch as it trailed upward, finding your chest and beginning to gently knead the flesh. "Sho..."

He placed a kiss on your lips, catching the soft gasp he drew from rolling your hardened nipple beneath his fingers.

Envy and indignation soon began to fizzle away under the pleasure his contact provided. It flooded across your mind, sweeping the negative emotions in its wake to leave pure desire behind.

Continuing to pepper his mouth against your neck, he took notice of the way you unknowingly began to shift your hips upward in search of his.

The hand that had been palming your breast moved to tug your shorts downward. It snuck beneath your underwear, pulling it away as well so he could effectively apply pressure to your clit.

A quiet moan broke from your throat at the feeling and he hummed in satisfaction. "I think it's cute that you can make such pretty sounds and still think I might want to hear them coming from someone else."

Shoto's thumb kept a constant stroke on the sensitive nub as pushed a finger into you. Your body melted into the increasing euphoria, thighs clenching around his hand as he used the other to undo the string of his own sweatpants.

Soon, he added another finger, pumping in and out of your slit that quickly had you dangerously close to the brink of ecstasy.

You were cruelly yanked back from the blissful seconds later when he pulled away completely. The loss had you whining in dissatisfaction until you looked up.

As previously stated, you were a firm believer that Shoto Todoroki was one of the most attractive individuals that had graced your line of sight.

However, without clothes, he was breathtaking.

Scars were scattered up his arms and torso. There had been a time when he had tried covering them up in front of you, uneasy about the imperfections painted upon his skin.

You, however, had thought they were pretty and had told him as such. Each mark was a physical reminder of the lives he had guarded, a symbol of some child who got to see their parents one more time, or maybe a killer who was behind bars now because of his heroic duties.

Shoto had stopped trying to hide them after that.

And maybe, if you weren't so concerned about your own personal shortcomings, you might've been able to see that you were the reason why.

As he looked down at you from above, bi-color hair perfectly framed every angle of his face, accentuating every detail that you had grown to adore.

Irises, while differently shaded, burned bright with desire and adoration.

And it was all for you.

Positioning himself in front of you, he teased his tip at your clit before slowly entering. "And I think it's just so cute that you actually think I would ever want to fuck anyone else when I have you, waiting for me to come home and sink my cock into."

And he did, thrusting his hips into yours in a way that had every nerve in your body on fire. Your previous turmoil had washed away, overpowered by the sweet bliss that Shoto provided with every movement.

"So, yeah, you're pretty fucking adorable if I'm being honest."

The sound of his voice and the praise lacing his callous words had you melting, a moaning puddle overflowing with need. Hot tears were brimming at the corner of your eyes, a mixture of pleasure and the bitter feeling of an unmet release.

Already close, every thrust tightened the coiled simmering in your stomach. With his thumb still trained on your clit, you could feel the subtle warmth that he had sparked blaze to life in your abdomen.

One final kiss to your cervix pulled you over with a snap, your walls offering one final convulsion that had him reaching his high as well.

The both of you took a moment, allowing the air to reenter your lungs. Your heart was still jumping in your chest, overworked but completely full.

Then he gently pulled out, pushing a stray strand of hair behind your ear. "I'm yours, just as much as you're mine. Do you understand?"

Mind still foggy, you were at least able to understand what he was asking of you. You offered a weary nod in breathless acceptance.

"Good girl." Shoto wiped a tear from your cheek, offering you a loving smile. "So, what do you want to do for dinner?"

Shoto's Instagram comments had been left untouched by you since then.

With every bit you held for him, he easily met the admiration tenfold, even if you failed to see it sometimes.

It didn't matter; he would always be there to remind you, in whichever way he deemed fitting.

[reflections-in-a-critical-eye]

If Hybe is great at something, it's false marketing. It's insane to think that they edited the teasers and trailers that way to make it look like it's a pure Jimin and Jungkook show, just for Tedros actually being in 50 % of the show. At this point they should called it a VMK travel show. I lost all interest because I know exactly how the next episodes will go. I don't even know if I want to see the Sapporo episodes. Who knows, maybe NJ will make an appearance in these episodes? With Hybe you never know. 💀 I also won't buy the photobook or any merch. Not worth my money. If there are any good pictures in the photobook, someone will post them. That's enough for me. This is so fucked up, honestly. And we all know Tedros will be all over JK and Jimin will get hate for just existing. I'm done.

Was it that hard to include him in the Jeju teasers from the beginning? In the press releases too? At least I could have managed my expectations. But they had to drop the news a week before.

It's ridiculous and they fumbled the teaser too cause we can all see what the vibe was and it certainly wasn't awkward on jikook's part, that's for certain. I can take one episode with Jungkook being a little bitch to him, but if he's there for the entirety of the Jeju trip, that is fucked. He can have his shows with his friends with no members of his group involved. He can have his jeju trips with his girlfriend. But not jikook, nope. The lack of self-awareness is astounding.

And as to the photobook, I kinda don't want to pay some 100 euros to see the face of someone who is not part of the actual concept of the show.

Logically, his presence can't ruin the entire show. We had the CT part and we know that jikook were alone in Sapporo. I wish we could skip to that because I have a feeling it will be the highlight and probably make us forget about the Jeju bullshit.

[thebrookesnook]

looks at u while sliding a piece of paper that just says ‘Suonuma’ on it as i look at you with the biggest baby seal eyes 👀 is it romantic? platonic? some secret third thing that astounds and maybe confuses the local populace?

oh sweet Mari, you opened the gates and let the brainrot out.

This is a little long because i cannot shut up about these two or be brief about them.

SO 👏

First question: i see them very much as enemies-to-something because i personally dont mind either or, they just got smthing going on and everyone can tell (and by everyone i mean shishitoren and nirei).

My love for this pair started out as a crackship ever since i saw them banter for the first time.

(Chapter 8)

They're so fruity and for what. SUO WAS COMING IN SO STRONG AND KANUMA WAS NOT THAT. Now Kanuma, lovely boy he is, but at the time I went "who and where was the adorable and cute, he's being a brat if anything"—i see it now tho. (Also yes, im very much aware it was a taunt in the way someone would taunt someone being childish bUT STILL-)

And then their fight?? Absolutely humiliating for Kanuma but Suo's (lowkey) sadistic tendencies really shines a light and it's because of the former! (and other things but mostly kanuma's actions, so let's ignore that for now) In all seriousness, this fight was the first time we see Suo emotional since he was likely angry at the other for being immature, self-centered and hypocritical. All he's hearing from Kanuma was "me, me, me" so when he finally puts him in his place, his face was showing his sick satisfaction for the latter's humiliation mirroring the Kanuma's short-lived humilitation towards a downed Saruwatari (aka dude who got pummeled by Togame in their first meeting). Giving out due punishment in hopes of teaching him a lesson. (which is giving brat tamer vibes- 🤭)

The fight also sparked a change in Kanuma—who was also affected by Choji's change when he became the leader, likely influenced by his closeness to Choji (being close friends and all) and had let his ego get the better of him—and had done some reflecting, taking Suo's words to heart. Which is why we still see him in Shishitoren, because clearly they knew they needed to change and they were going to fix the problems they created/aggravated instead of running away.

(Chapter 116)

Suo being so surprised and curious to see Kanuma there and then redirecting the conversation back to Kanuma's lack of response was just the cherry on top for solidifying these two for me. They're in the middle of an all-out war and Suo's chatting him up like they're pals catching up on a regular Tuesday was ugHHHH OKAY SUO, I SEE WHERE YOUR PRIORITIES LIE.

(Chapter 116)

"I swear I'll never let you toy with me again!" Sir, that's hmm...you're still letting him get to your head cuz you were looking for him in Chapter 159. You're honestly lying to yourself rn.

Speaking of, it would be one thing if Kanuma's the only one being hyperaware of the other's presence (makes sense) it's a wHOLE OTHER THING WHEN EVEN SUO'S LOOKING FOR HIM TOO LIKE??? *gestures wildly*

(Chapter 159-161)

Whatever is going on between these two, it's mutual.

(Chapter 161)

Everyone is seeing this, everyone is acknowledging/amused/exasperated by it. Suo's probably happy that Kanuma had take his words to heart but the latter is still traumatized by him that it makes the whole thing hilarious.

I love them, i love their interactions. i wanted to be a fly buzzing thru them just to hear whatever the Suo said to Kanuma because he's a shit stirrer and he's proud of it.

Even if i do pair them with anyone else, they're still gonna have that weird tension between them that i will fondly hold close to my heart. They give me "i can fix him energy" and SUO DID, while also giving him nightmares 😃👍.

[innocentarteryarchive]

a certain hunger makes me so mad. it's trying to be american psycho with no clue of what it's satirizing. if chelsea g summers actually intended to dissect white feminism through cannibalism and violence—both of which were enacted upon enslaved black people—it might've been one of the best intersectional feminist books i've read. it's honestly astounding the self-awareness it lacks.

[mediocre-eternity]

Hello. Today is 30 December 2022

I didn’t realize my holiday preoccupations and rebuilding of our Island would take me so far away from writing but I do appreciate the interest in my life and my various wisdoms.

To hold such adoring fans over, I figure I’d fill you in on some conversations I’ve had as of late.

Daniel and I hadn’t realized the “Devil’s Minion” chapter of Queen of the Damned was as popular with fringe audiences as we expected. Daniel, in fact, had no plans on becoming as much of a character as Lestat and in fact, uses pseudonyms for most of his literature. We had a good time looking through your various posts and speculations about us. Honestly, we aren’t as much of a whirlwind of succulent romantic horror as Lestat and Louis. We’re more like two rats kissing in front of an inferno at the dump. Regardless, we thought it would hilarious to fill you in with tidbits about us two.

Although we can see the appeal of assigning “The Only Time” by Nine Inch Nails as “our” song, “We’re In This Together” is much more accurate to how we operate. We’re shocked and delighted, however, that a lot of readers could pick up on our 20th century musical fixations. And seeing Trent Reznor aged about thirty years since we discovered him sort of…propelled Daniel into the present time period. Well, thank you Mister Trent Reznor for in part helping a small immortal’s fledgeling regain some of his mental acuities. At least you haven’t died yet.

We are also absolutely astounded that readers picked up on what the final “nail in the coffin” (as he likes to say) was for Daniel’s poor mortal body. But that’s all he’ll let me get into.

Daniel started calling me “boss” as a joke about four years after we met. Since then, the nickname has spilled over into our larger coven. Benji uses “boss” for me as well and Jesse, occasionally. Lestat keeps me in his phone as “chef” after laughing so hard at the explanation for it I thought he’d started seizing. Still, my pet name remains one of my favorite things in the world.

Daniel did, in fact, call me an “immortal idiot” for asking him to show me how to use the phone. Speaking of, Daniel’s portion of Queen of the Damned was entirely volunteered by Daniel to Lestat; no psychic tricks necessary. Because of this, we all ended up with a much more comical rendition of our relationship. I believe if Lestat had stolen from my mind (or just asked me) readers would have understood a much different perspective. But in this reality, I’m famed for blenders. Merci, mon amie.

Daniel wants everyone to know that he hasn’t stopped smoking. It’s part of his “vampire aesthetic,” as he likes to call it.

Daniel is not monolingual. He picked up some Italian in our time together while he was still mortal and perfected the language further from his decade with my maker. Teaching him French is another task as me and Lestat speak two different dialects of French and Daniel has trouble floating between the two. It’s hilarious how Daniel has become somewhat of a case study for American lacking in linguistics.

We love looking at fan art of us two, especially one’s highlighting my eccentricities. I believe more people need to understand how self aware I am of how I speak and move my body, and what I ultimately decide to do. So it’s extra silly when fans try to guess how I might present myself. I did see a small comic strip of my desires to be ultra-close to Daniel. I’ll admit that I have sat on his lap when other seats were perfectly available.

That’s all I can think up for now, plus I shouldn’t divulge too much all at once. If I were to, perhaps you’d be more keen on picking myself and Daniel out from the Times Square crowd tomorrow night. In case you felt bored, anyway.

[dragonkatgirl]

man i already knew australia was a country of apathetic voters who only care about what affects them, but seeing in it once again in numbers is staggering.

although i shouldn’t be too staggered, ‘stop the boats’ was only a decade ago, those st kilda riots were only a little bit before that, and neo-nazis were waving transphobic banners on the steps of victorian parliament earlier this year.

but i hear the justifications from both ‘sides’ of this debate and i am just astounded at the lack of self awareness coming from the ‘no’ side.

there was of course the ‘if you don’t know vote no’ bullshit and various conspiracy theories involving the u.n mostly from the right, but then you got those ‘lefties’ who thought that it didn’t go far enough and thus would vote no, like, did you think that people would take this as a reason to go further? that a treaty to honour the land rights of aboriginal communities would be advocated for by the same racist shitheads who voted along side you? of course it fucking wouldn’t be, i honestly wouldn’t be surprised if a treaty was dead in the water for the next few decades.

all the no voters are connected by a belief that they are the main characters of life, either the main targets of international conspiracies or the hero who would lead a revolution, but in reality they are neither, they are people who looked at dutton and palmer and still decided to vote along side them aka, ignorant cunts.

there were also people saying that there are more important issues right now, e.g. the housing crisis, cost of living etc. but those don’t require a fucking referendum in order to get addressed, it is possible to care about more than one thing at a time, saying ‘no’ isn’t a protest vote, you aren’t sacrificing jackshit you self righteous cunts, all you are saying is you only care about yourself, full stop.

there is this stereotype in australia that we go for the underdogs, the little guy, but that couldn’t be further from the truth. this countries ability to care extends at most to the afl team you and your family go for, in regards to minorities groups, whether it be lgbtq+ people, immigrants, refugees, or in this case, aboriginal australians, it’s the same old ‘fuck you, got mine’.

sorry for the rant about australian politics, but i just need to vent that yet again my home country disappoints, and yet again i am unsurprised.

[misshorrorotaku]

I actually went into this preparing to debate you, but you seriously want to blame this all on Israel. Seriously "all of this stops when Israel decides to stop oppressing Palestinians"???

Right, cuz the terrorist group that literally says in it's charter that it wants to finish what the Holocaust started is going to stop attacking Israel is Israel just kindly stops trying to stop them from continuing to launch missiles at Israel. They're going to stop killing Israeli babies, stop murdering random israeli civilians, stop kidnapping people, torturing them and posting videos of it to social media. All this "resistance to oppression" is just gonna stop if Israel decides to stop fighting back. I guess in a way it will, won't it? Since, ya know, all of Israel will be a pile of corpses. That sure is one way this "ends."

You are honestly not worth debating in full. Not someone who seriously thinks Hamas would stop attacking if Israel just stopped defending themselves. Someone that braindead is not worth the effort to retort point for point. And I know you're going to try and take that as some win, some proof I can't actually refute you, and frankly I don't give a shit. Go back to your echo-chamber and get your ass-pats for your "victory" they're waiting for you.

Also, Love your tags. *I* am supposedly the one with genocidal tendencies when you're guoting a call to genocide? XD the lack of self-awareness is astounding.

Genocidal piece of shit.

You know nothing about the situation, mayeb you should come to gaza and see how they treat lgbtq+ members?

How fucking dare you.

When I say nothing excuses genocide, I mean nothing. I don't give a shit if homophobia is rampant there. Children and so many more are DYING. How can you not grasp that?

Homophobia exists everywhere, but it is not in everyone. Generalizing a whole population for the discrimination of a certain demographic is irresponsible and close minded. Those children that are crying for their dead mothers did not call us slurs. Those premature babies that by now have died because there's nothing to power their incubators didn't do shit to us. Even if they did? NOBODY deserves this.

And what of the victims of that discrimination? Our queer brothers and sisters who feared to love openly now no longer having the chance to love at all?

If you care so much about the state of the queer people in Palestine then why are you leaving them to die as well? Because that's not what you care about. Because that sympathy and solidarity only applies to those you deem human enough, right? The rest is abandoned.

Don't you dare justify your bloodlust by mentioning this community. Say with your whole chest how you really feel. And do that without the veil of anonymity. The Zionist Israeli in my comments and DMs on Instagram at the very least cussed me out to my face. Let everyone know who you are and what you truly stand for. Unless you are ashamed. Because you should be and you better be.

[mc-dude]

In a surprise to fucking everyone, apparently, somehow the biggest brain strategy of "relentlessly demonize people who don't agree with me and might vote against my candidate" resulted in 60m people voting against said candidate. Fucking astounding, who could have predicted this

[neonthebright]

Why would someone hum in an office environment. No one else wants to hear it, dude

[saintobio]

PLEASE THE LATEST CHAPTER IS PROBABLY THE BEST CHAPTER BECAUSE OF HOW WELL YOU WROTE IT AND THE EMOTIONS IT PULLED FROM ME! I'm shaking with anger because of how they treat MC and how they still think they're the victims. The lack of self-awareness is ASTOUNDING. (I feel like a Karen complaining over a counter here while an employee frozen in shock looks at me in fear, honestly)

Gojo completely ignored everything else she said for that one comment about his mother leaving him and while I do get that was completely out of line, I would just like to remind his frosty, crusty ass that EVERYTHING HE DID TO HER WAS OUT OF LINE. He was just excited to jump on a reason to be mad at her so he could feel better and justify fucking her over constantly! And Sierra? My God I think he might be a man BECAUSE WHERE DID SHE GET ALL THAT AUDACITY??? She literally took money from Gojo's father without him knowing and she may not be a gold-digger but she also has no integrity whatsoever. To claim to hate a man and then use his money? And still take gifts from Gojo with no guilt? And THEY CALL MC DESPERATE? (i am poor myself so it's okay for me to slander her 😌)

As for Gojo's friends, it's about fucking time they stopped enabling his cheating ass. I don't know how close they are with MC but I just couldn't stand how they both thought bringing both the wife and the wannabe was a good idea. They were nice, yes, but they also didn't stop Gojo from bringing Sierra. So good on them for finally snapping out.

Please I'm sorry for the long ask I just have a lot of feelings 😭 I hope to see Gojo and Sierra suffer after this. Question tho, and you don't have to answer if it's not okay to ask! Is Gojo amd Sierra's karma coming soon? Is MC still gonna suffer more after this or was this her turning point?

I am so excited for the next chapters this series is so so good. Thank you for sharing this with us! ❤️✨

p.s. if u're still accepting emoji anons, can i pls be 🦴?

i can only answer one of ur question 😭 yes yn will suffer more but you’ll understand why next chapter. and ooof i felt ur anger through this ask PLSS the karen sjdnsj yea you can be bone anon

[pumpkinpaix]

babe for salty asks 14? HAHAHA if not that's okay XD

14. Unpopular opinion about your fandom?

.....*whispers* the lack of critical reading skills and also the absurd lack of self-awareness in this fandom is kind of astounding sometimes /o\

i think, maybe if I’m going to be a little more specific and constructive?? i would probably ask people in american fandom specifically to take a look at their interpretations of characters and themes and notice how their political and cultural background influences those interpretations in ways that are completely unsupported by the text/deeply culturally ignorant. e.g. wwx is an extraordinary misunderstood unorthodox genius who stood up against a corrupt system as a revolutionary figure (no), or wwx is a working-class hero (nO), actually on that note, popular interpretations on class conflict in mdzs (why!!), gusu lan is abusive and cruel, specifically regarding lwj’s punishment (no!!!!!), the obsession with “complicity” (lxc, jc, nmj sometimes -- i cannot fucking emphasize enough how much that is directly taken from current left-leaning political rhetoric in the united states--a rhetoric that I think should be seriously reexamined but that’s a whole other point), trying to map american race struggles onto different groups in mdzs (no!! no no!!!), “fetishization” discourse (woof), misunderstandings of how morality matters thematically to the text (AAAAAA) etc.

i understand that everyone comes to a text from their own perspective, including me! of course i bring my own personal biases into my interpretations, but i really. most of the things i listed are points that I genuinely do not think can be argued in meaningful ways? im not sure how interested i am in actually explaining myself on a lot of them because im honestly kind of exhausted, but like!!! anyways. that’s my unpopular opinion. i am NOT sticking this in the tag lmfao

ty for asking babe 😭

salt asks

[didnt-want-to-be-a-halfblood]

Okay Riordanverse gods rated best to worst based on how they treat people

1. Egyptian gods. These guys are pretty okay for the most part. Because they have hosts with actual humans they get a taste of human experience and I think that makes them better gods. For the most part they just do what they're made to do, it's nothing personal. It's like... just their nature. Also most have like an animal connected with them and, like, can u blame an vulture for being a vulture? Nah, man.

2. I guess... Roman gods? Sure, they never show up and talk to their kids but they put such a good supportive system in place they don't really need to? Generations of demigods survive and thrive. Honestly, the fact they try to stay out of things is probably for everyone's benefit because as soon as they get involved personally... yikes.

3. Greek gods. They're a mess. A little more chaotic and emotional and a horribly dysfunctional family. And often their kids pay the price. A lot of backstabbing... a lot of drama... not good.

4. Norse gods. Holy shit. Of course they're not all bad but... they all have such horrible capacity for evil and the lack of self-awareness is astounding. They're the only ones who didn't bother to make a safe-haven for their children. And all these awful things are just normal and not a big deal to them? It's like... who tf let y'all be in charge??? You do not deserve these powers??? Ugh. The worst.

[gh0st-patr0l]

[/rp]

Okay I need to talk about Phil for a minute. Specifically, how shit of a dad he’s been

Like, just to clarify up top; his two Canon kids are Wilbur and Tommy (Tommy could be argued non-canon, since he only referred to Phil as his dad once, but I’m writing this on the assumption that even if Tommy isn’t really his kid, they definitely have a father/son dynamic and Tommy looks to him as a guiding figure in his life, and Phil is aware of this. I’m also gonna include Tubbo under that latter option, since Phil mentioned him being a part of the family, and they were pretty close in-character)

I think my main thing is that he’s pretty much... given up on all of his kids.

I think the best example is how today went. First of all, Tommy? Phil’s long since stopped trying to help him. He was one of the only characters who knew, via Techno, that Tommy was in exile and how to find him, and truly never bothered visiting. He calls Tommy stupid for clinging to the country he and Wilbur built despite its flaws and his penchant for war, ignoring where those behaviors might have spurred from. He doesn’t at any point even Try to understand why Tommy acts the way he does, or any of his trauma or the pain he’s been through. If SMP Earth is canon, then Phil KNOWS and contributed to the fact that all Tommy has seen as he’s grown is war, violence, and conflict, yet somehow expects him to know better than to perpetuate those things. 

This extends to Tubbo, to- he treats Tubbo like a villain, like he deserves what’s coming to him. Despite knowing Tubbo, seeing the stress he’s under, knowing that this was a child shoved into a position of power that he never asked for with the responsibility of a failing nation on his shoulders. Even before the house arrest incident- the lack of sympathy or effort is honestly astounding.

Then Wilbur! Or, more accurately, Ghostbur. His interactions with Ghostbur were honestly the only ones to truly leave me Mad at his character. Like, he tells Ghostbur that he’s teaching him a lesson, that he’ll understand... but he can’t. Ghostbur can’t understand, because he’s not Wilbur. He doesn’t have those memories or experiences. He didn’t even do any of the things that Phil is punishing him for! It was torment without reason, and Phil clearly either doesn’t understand that or doesn’t care. I personally think this may be Phil being unable to accept that Wilbur is gone, and just trying to pretend that Ghostbur is the same, but that really doesn’t make it better.

I think, in character, this does have a sensible explanation. When he joined the server, he was forced to kill Wilbur. This clearly left a mark on him, emotionally, and I think he responded by... closing off, essentially, to most of the other kids in his life that he felt were going in the same direction as Wil. He retreated fully- the only relationship he fully committed to was Techno, because he knew that Techno would never let himself be torn apart like Wilbur, Tommy, and Tubbo had been.

So yes, I think the way he’s behaved makes total sense! But... it’s still not good.

What he’s done with Techno, and what I believe he’s clearly starting to do with Ranboo, is redirect his attention and care towards other people who feel like a safer bet, so to speak. Kids who aren’t already so far gone. But that’s not what a parent is supposed to do. You don’t screw up with your kids, give up, and just get new ones. That’s... not how it works. At all.

Instead of reaching out, trying to help or guide Tommy and Tubbo and Ghostbur, his response has been to leave them behind. To give up and let them struggle, telling himself that they’ll figure it out on their own. And his participation in the Doomsday? His claims that this was a lesson? Honestly upsetting. He saw destroying everything the boys cared about, everything they had been fighting and putting themselves through to keep, as a lesson. As a hard knock back onto the right path. When in reality, while it may have technically been good, only hurt them more deeply and put them in a more desperate situation, which could very well lead to their self-destruction. And again, he either doesn’t understand, or he doesn’t care.

Like don’t get me wrong! Phil’s character has some good ideals, and I think his heart, in a lot of the time, Is in the right place. But when it comes to his kids? His decisions about who’s worth caring about or not? He’s a shit fuckin’ dad, dude

[talkingtea]

it just makes me laugh that she sits in her sweat all day. she washes her hair once every couple of months. she cleans dogs in a kitchen sink. she has some serious hygiene issues and has the nerve to talk about nora’s breathe smelling bad. and honestly that falls on her as well, because nora can’t wash herself or her own mouth.

The lack of self-awareness is astounding.